Alexa...well, she's Alexa.
The blonde daughter is no prize either
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 23, 2023 6:23 PM |
Alexa, play Uptown Girl!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 23, 2023 6:27 PM |
There seems to be an ironclad rule, that whenever some ugly guy marries a beautiful woman... any daughters they have will look 100% like the dad.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 23, 2023 6:31 PM |
I think Alexa has grown into her looks, even if they are surgically enhanced. All in all, a nice-looking bunch.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 23, 2023 6:32 PM |
Not seeing it in OP's pic. Maybe others show him in a better light.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 23, 2023 6:34 PM |
Christie looks great for her age, but her age is definitely showing. She'd look better with an updated and more age appropriate hairstyle.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 23, 2023 6:35 PM |
R3 Blue Ivy is quite adorable little brown girl.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 23, 2023 6:38 PM |
He looks like a young George Michael, maybe it's the hair.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 23, 2023 6:45 PM |
I never believed that Christie's looks are natural.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 23, 2023 6:50 PM |
Blonde daughter is a plain version of mom.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 23, 2023 6:59 PM |
Neither of the blond/e kids are that great looking.
Alexa looks fine. Best she’s ever looked.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 23, 2023 7:02 PM |
Alexa looks like my friend Rogerio.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 23, 2023 7:03 PM |
[quote]Blonde daughter is a plain version of mom.
So, mom without makeup?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 23, 2023 7:04 PM |
Alexa has a nice smile, nice lips and teeth. Christie and the other daughter look like The Joker when they smile, which is all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 23, 2023 7:05 PM |
I don’t want that big-eyed husband coming after me!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 23, 2023 7:05 PM |
George Michael had striking Greek features. This young man related to Christy Brinkley could be the new King of the AWGs.
I’m glad to see that Alexa is apparently no longer suicidal.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 23, 2023 7:09 PM |
[quote]George Michael had striking Greek features.
Don't get me wrong, I think George was very good looking, but, striking Greek features?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 23, 2023 7:12 PM |
[quote]Blonde daughter reminds me of mom.
In the same way Patrick Swayze's brother reminds us of Patrick
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 23, 2023 7:14 PM |
Is Jack still dating tennis player Genie Bikini?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 23, 2023 7:14 PM |
[quote]Alexa has a nice smile
She has A LOT of teefs!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 23, 2023 7:17 PM |
[quote]could be the new King of the AWGs.
I'll let you know that AWG is an ethnic slur.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 23, 2023 7:26 PM |
I just realized I've never seen Christy Turlington-Ed Burns kids, so I googled. This is from last year. The daughter is lovely:
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 23, 2023 7:29 PM |
Alexa would look fine in that picture if she weren't with photogenic blond(e) beauties Mom, Sailor and Jack (or Sailor and "Hello, Sailor").
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 23, 2023 7:38 PM |
R17, leave pugs alooooooone
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 23, 2023 7:41 PM |
No. No he is not.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 23, 2023 7:42 PM |
I love pugs, r26! I don't have a dog, but if i did, it would be a pug.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 23, 2023 7:44 PM |
All her kids are average. He’s the best looking out of the lot.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 23, 2023 7:49 PM |
He’ll get fat you can just tell
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 23, 2023 7:54 PM |
You can have him....not for me.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 23, 2023 7:56 PM |
Any vids of him rubbing one out?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 23, 2023 8:00 PM |
Two have all-American good looks. Alexa is super ethnic looking. Unfair comparison. She has striking, exotic quality for sure. Must be hard for her.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 23, 2023 8:24 PM |
Alexa will probably age better than her sister. I think she might also have some musical talent. She's got the wealthiest father, by far.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 23, 2023 8:27 PM |
[quote]Two have all-American good looks.
Oh, please. Those two couldn't be more bland. Even by "All -American" standards, they're average.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 23, 2023 9:21 PM |
The son looks like your typical overprivileged Young Republican. The younger daughter is a less-hot clone of her mother.
Alexa looks undernourished, and all that plastic surgery she had won't age well.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 23, 2023 9:29 PM |
Funny how one daughter has huge bug eyes and the other has tiny, beady ones.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 23, 2023 9:31 PM |
I think Alexa looks good.
This son has that unfortunate thing where his features are too small for his face.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 23, 2023 9:32 PM |
"Sailor" lol
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 23, 2023 9:37 PM |
Christy T and Ed Burns son looks like this TikTok guy
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 23, 2023 9:43 PM |
R40 hideous
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 23, 2023 9:45 PM |
I remember Christie's ex Peter Cook being a lot more attractive than he actually is.
I can't imagine trading in Christie, even at her age, for this.
At 69, Christie is still more beautiful, even without makeup.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 23, 2023 10:00 PM |
R43 right? That looks like a trans situation or Jamie Lynn Spears. Manly face, long fake blonde hair.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 23, 2023 10:14 PM |
Do all of Ms. Brinkley's children have different fathers?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 23, 2023 11:04 PM |
Hard pass on the ginge.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 24, 2023 12:10 AM |
R35 Maybe, but I suspect more people would want to look like them than the other.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 24, 2023 12:11 AM |
The woman at R43 is 21 and a college student with hard-looking escort titties.
Wonderful.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 24, 2023 12:31 AM |
Christie looks great for her age. She needs to modernize her look. I always get the feeling she's trying to look 25.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 24, 2023 12:37 AM |
[quote]She needs to modernize her look. I always get the feeling she's trying to look 25.
She looks best like this. The weird bangs she's sporting are probably some attempt at hiding her forehead. This pic is only two years ago, so I don't know why she seems to have reverted back to that strange look - it must be a wig.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 24, 2023 12:52 AM |
Peter Cook has been partying his balls off for years and years! Good for him. Tan, bloated and half drunk at all times. He sounds fun to me. And his date. She is an "uncomfortable blonde". It's so wrong on her that it is painful if you look for too long. I start to see the products and hours at some salon. Probably run by hilariously wicked queens who fill her head with things like..."yasss girl, that little tap pants number is perfect for your date to Peter's charity event. They let your tease that awesome rib cage tattoo!". Two snaps!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 24, 2023 1:01 AM |
Gummy smile at R8. That's all I got.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 24, 2023 1:25 AM |
Blonde daughter has weird proportions. It’s off-putting.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 24, 2023 1:28 AM |
R43, Peter Cook didn’t trade in Christie. She kicked him to the curb after finding out he was fucking the teenage babysitter. She also had to pay him alimony and a settlement. He’s a total loser.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 24, 2023 1:31 AM |
Is the hot son standing behind them or inside the house?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 24, 2023 1:33 AM |
Meathead / douchebro vibe. Nothing to see there.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 24, 2023 1:40 AM |
[quote][R43], Peter Cook didn’t trade in Christie. She kicked him to the curb after finding out he was fucking the teenage babysitter. She also had to pay him alimony and a settlement. He’s a total loser.
Yes, I realize that. I was making a larger point that he was married to her, but couldn't keep it in his pants and ended up with that.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 24, 2023 1:41 AM |
No doubt Pete is a nightmare. A playboy n'er do well with a big dick and good coke.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 24, 2023 1:53 AM |
R48, they really are terrible implants. Look at them. You could park a truck right between them
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 24, 2023 1:58 AM |
Helen Keller weighs in at r4.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 24, 2023 2:00 AM |
Blonde daughter looks like Jessie Schramm
Christie now has that weird pinched-nosed thingy that is a tell tale of one too many plastic surgeries
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 24, 2023 2:09 AM |
Christie can't dance
but she sure looked amazing then
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 26, 2023 4:55 AM |
Wow, if you zoomin, Christie's face is scary.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 26, 2023 5:01 AM |
...Also she can't do much to make her feet look young. I know I'm alone in this but I hate the trend of women over 50 or60 with the 20-ish hairstyles and clothes. And the face work. I guess it's normalized by now but it just seems like a weird inability to accept reality and be in denial about aging. You actually can look attractive while not trying to look 30 or 40 years younger than you are.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 26, 2023 5:05 AM |
I always thought Christie's looks vastly overrated. Christie's ex is scraping the bottom of the barrel with that hard ass looking white trash bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 26, 2023 5:11 AM |
All the kids are good looking, even if there was some help. With a mom like Christie, looks seem to be a priority in that family....especially with the daughters.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 26, 2023 5:29 AM |
I already know what Alexa Ray looks like, but I had no idea the other two were so ordinary. None of them come close to Christie Brinkley's good looks, even at her advanced age.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 26, 2023 5:30 AM |
The blonde daughter, who favors Christie, does the over the top, exaggerated posing with the big smile....like her mom. Mom is a hard act to follow.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 26, 2023 5:48 AM |
The son's father was an odd duck. He and Christie were survived a helicopter crash and bonded, quickly married and then separated 7 months later. I remember her saying he wasn't what she thought he was so maybe he was broke or had some bad habits she didn't know about.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 26, 2023 6:14 AM |
He didn't have the money Christie thought he did....so that ended that.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 26, 2023 6:16 AM |
This is some of the messy/juicy details of Peter Cook and the demise of their marriage
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 26, 2023 6:20 AM |
From the article above:
What she ultimately discovered was sickening. The saucy email exchanges between her husband and 18-year-old Diana Bianchi were nothing compared with the webcam he'd set up to pleasure himself in front of strangers.
It transpired Cook was spending £1,800 a month on porn sites using their then 11-year-old son Jack's name.
He'd signed up to a local sex site, had posted naked pictures of himself on the internet and was advertising for swinging partners.
'It was not a voyeur site. It was a meeting site,' a tearful Brinkley told the divorce hearing. 'It was more than I could bear.'
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 26, 2023 6:22 AM |
Christie Brinkley looks like a scare crow. She looks like shit with them pumpkin cheeks. Like, yo, get a grip on reality. You ain't a teenager.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 26, 2023 6:23 AM |
Brinkley and Cook did look very good together....sort of like Barbie and Ken...lol..
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 26, 2023 6:24 AM |
Christie has the plastic surgery "Joker" mouth like Britney
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 26, 2023 6:25 AM |
Hot damn!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 26, 2023 6:35 AM |
Can you imagine having Christie Brinkley as your mother and you look like Billy Joel?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 26, 2023 7:02 AM |
R45. Yes. Jack was adopted by Peter Cook who is Sailor’s father. His bio dad is Richard Taubman. Alexa’s father is Billy Joel.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 26, 2023 7:08 AM |
My first response was - why is Alexa Joel there? Ooops. Forgot that was her first child.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 26, 2023 7:14 AM |
Peter Cook is an architect. He modeled some when he was young.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 26, 2023 7:16 AM |
I completely forgot she was married to Richard Taubman. I always thought the son was Peter Cooks, too.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 26, 2023 7:31 AM |
Brinkley and Cook could almost pass as brother and sister....two blond/es with the same look in their younger days.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 26, 2023 11:24 AM |
I dunno, I think Alexa looks the best of all of them in that pic. The other daughter is gummy and the son’s face and smile are too broad for the set of his teeth. Looks gooher-ish.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 26, 2023 2:27 PM |
Three baby daddies…okay.
*sucks teeth*
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 26, 2023 2:34 PM |
This thread is so good. I was on the Suri Cruise thread and the comments were how much she looked like Tom Cruise. There was a point when Suri was point around 12/13 where she looked so much like Tom, I was worried Suri was going to go the way of Alexa Rae Joel in terms of looking too much like her dad. Fortunately, she grew out of it. That is really a fuck you when your mom is Christie Brinkley but you look just like your dad who is no model.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 26, 2023 6:25 PM |
Peter Cook’s new woman must have come from a Russian mail order catalog. Maybe he got tired of *somewhat tasteful* and wanted some strange.
There’s a lot of tacky out in the Hamptons, actually. But that gal is over the top. Wow.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 26, 2023 6:36 PM |
I'm with those who say they never got Brinkley as a supermodel. I mean obviously she's a stunning woman, but she's not Vogue-beautiful to me. She's the All-American-beautiful. Someone like her sells surfboards and suntan lotion, not couture.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 26, 2023 6:46 PM |
Did she ever model couture in her day? From my understanding she modeled sportswear and had a lot of beauty and makeup contracts. And sports illustrated.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 26, 2023 7:31 PM |
She was on some Vogue and Bazarre magazine covers....a lot of Glamour covers, too. A lot of the covers were in Europe. I don't know if she was high fashion within the contents. She did have that California tanned and healthy blonde look with a good body, which was great for Sports Illustrated. She wasn't rail thin like the Vogue models were. She did a lot of ads...had a good contract with Cover Girl. She did look like the ultimate surfer girl beach babe.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 26, 2023 7:39 PM |
[quote]Three baby daddies…okay
Chrisniqua Jonson.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 26, 2023 7:39 PM |
I think Alexa is pretty in a very unique way.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 26, 2023 7:40 PM |
I agree with the poster upthread, those feet show her age.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 26, 2023 7:41 PM |
R88 that's exactly what she was and supposedly on some of the photo shoot locations, while other models were lolling around looking glamorous, she was wind surfing and taking part in water sports.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 26, 2023 7:44 PM |
Alexa is very pretty. Because she isn't blonde and doesn't look like Christie, but Billy Joel....she get unfairly compared to her, given her beauty and fame. If she were the daughter of another mother, people would say how pretty she is.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 26, 2023 7:47 PM |
Christie did a lot of hair ads...forget which. She had...still has great hair.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 26, 2023 7:48 PM |
[r65] racist POS!!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 26, 2023 7:51 PM |
Alexa is the most attractive imo. The rest of the family looks too bland: like wonder bread left out in the sun too long.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 26, 2023 8:00 PM |
Hi, Alexa! Welcome to DL! You'll fit right in!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | March 26, 2023 8:07 PM |
R92, would you say she's "breathtaking"?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 26, 2023 8:11 PM |
[quote] Hi, Alexa! Welcome to DL! You'll fit right in!
Haha, I wish, R100. More of the Wonder Bread type, myself.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 26, 2023 8:18 PM |
OP, either fix your prescription or get higher standards. Please.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 26, 2023 8:19 PM |
Christie B was the epitome of beautiful/stunning in the late 70s and early 80s. As other have said, she had the looks of a healthy, fit California girl. Blonde hair and blue eyes was the in-look (Cheryl Teigs, Christy B, etc) in models and actresses.
Her sorta look alike daughter pales in comparison
Alexa has nice unique looks (she just needs to now stop with plastic surgery
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 26, 2023 8:19 PM |
She sounds dumb. Leaves wealthy Billy Joel for a "layabout" she met during a helicopter crash. Divorces the layabout (after having a child). Then marries Cook, a porn-loving, teen pussy hound, obvious opportunist. Buys properties for Cook to fix up. Spends probably a million dollars on the divorce from Cook.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 26, 2023 8:40 PM |
I always thought Alexa was stunning and unique. It's a shame she gave in to the plastic surgery pressure.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 26, 2023 8:51 PM |
R95 That isn't Christie.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 26, 2023 9:23 PM |
Sailor used to be fat. As the one who looks like Christie she probably feels the most pressure to live up to those standards. I definitely think she has a cute/pretty face (her eyes aren’t “too small” wtf) but she obviously pales compared to her mother because who wouldn’t?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 26, 2023 9:24 PM |
Alexa needs bangs. The blonde daughter is gummy. The son looks like the dad. Hopefully he won’t have the same personality. They’re all attractive. Alexa was never unattractive, she just didn’t style herself properly.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 27, 2023 1:39 AM |
Rumor has it Billy Joel was unfaithful to Christie multiple times, which was why she left him.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 27, 2023 10:20 PM |
Alexa Joel should look decent now. She's had several million dollars worth of plastic surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 27, 2023 10:35 PM |
[quote]Alexa will probably age better than her sister. I think she might also have some musical talent.
She has zero musical talent.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 27, 2023 10:38 PM |
Alexa's before is truly terrifying
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 27, 2023 10:45 PM |
Sort of like Ivanka in the before and after surgeries... Well, she looks good anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 27, 2023 11:26 PM |
R96 Uh, no.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 28, 2023 12:41 AM |
R109 You think Jack looks like Richard Taubman? Lol.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 28, 2023 12:45 AM |
If the dad was slutting it up all over the internet, where's the dick pics?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 28, 2023 12:51 AM |
There's a rare photo of Christie's biological father, not her step father....who I think, her son resembles. You can see a lot of Christie in him, too. His name is Herbert Hudson.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 29, 2023 2:50 AM |
Try again...one more time. You can google him.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 29, 2023 2:53 AM |
Wasn’t it something like Christie’s mother remarried someone very rich? I guess that’s where she learned her ways.
By the way, it’s weird, because in the past few years I’ve definitely agreed with most on her that she had gone too far with procedures, but there’s a video on her IG getting some fern procedure, and she looks GREAT. And this is with her face actually having to move, and there’s at most a minimal feature. After seeing that I’ve changed my tune quite a bit and am convinced she may just be a witch.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 29, 2023 3:25 AM |
Christie's mother was very attractive. Good genes in both parents. The mother had a date with Elvis...I read somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 29, 2023 3:28 AM |
Christie is old enoguh to have been on of Elvis's dates...
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 29, 2023 3:53 AM |
I think Alexa looks great. She looks a lot better and more natural than she did a few years ago when she looked like a blow-up doll or a brunette version of Stormy Daniels.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 29, 2023 4:01 AM |
Skin procedure, minimal filter, sorry a few annoying autocorrects there
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 29, 2023 5:17 AM |
I always thought Christie looked great for her age until I saw her in a recent interview. Huge wig, old lady gait as she walked on set. I agree that she needs to update a bit. She does look great for her age, just not as great as the pictures imply.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 29, 2023 6:34 AM |
Alexa like her daddy is heinous. Sorry.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 29, 2023 8:26 PM |
Alexa? When you finish changing those cat boxes I need you to hit those dishes. They won't wash themselves!
And crack me open a Tab*
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 29, 2023 9:29 PM |
Alexa looks like she was adopted into that family. Doesn’t look one bit like her mother, but the other siblings do.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 29, 2023 9:34 PM |
I think the son is the best looking of the three. The blond daughter is nowhere near as pretty as her mother.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 29, 2023 9:36 PM |
It must be jarring to be a supermodel and give birth to a child so ugly. I guess it was her choice to reproduce with an unattractive man.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 29, 2023 9:38 PM |
I think Alexa is probably adopted. BJ got some groupie pregnant, and Christie adopted her as her own.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 29, 2023 9:48 PM |
R131, that's probably what Sailor told Alexa all the time when they were growing up...
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 30, 2023 1:59 AM |
[quote][R131], that's probably what Sailor told Alexa all the time when they were growing up...
Alexa is 13 years older than Sailor, so they barely grew up together.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 30, 2023 10:42 AM |
I bet Alexa despises her younger siblings
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 30, 2023 11:41 AM |
Billy Joel was at the Taylor Swift concert with his two younger daughters and they both have his troll face. Dude has some strong genes.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 17, 2023 12:00 PM |