What's the strangest fetish you've ever encountered with a hookup?

A guy wanted to pee on me once. I said "no," and he said, "we could do it in the bathtub, then you could just wash it off of you." I said "no" again, and that was the end of that hookup.

Too bad, because he seemed like such a regular vanilla sex kind of guy.

I hooked up with a guy who was really into golden showers. I was pretty drunk and he was a very sweet guy, so I said what the hell. After I finished fucking his ass I pissed all over it and he was so grateful and gleeful it warmed my cold little heart. I never called him again though. While it was fun for one drunk night, it just seemed like too much work and cleanup for a regular thing.

My colleague with the moles she calls her ladybugs. I refused to notice bible at the hose the mud, but it was fantastic poosie.

R1 Carrie? Carrie Bradshaw? Is that you? How've you been, doll?

He wanted to dress up in a diaper and poop in it

A guy posted on Craigslist that he wanted to be hit in the face with a chocolate cream pie (that he would supply) and have it smeared all over his torso. He was young and handsome - so I said yes! It was fun.