Is that old guy from the mesothelioma commercial still alive?

Peggy from the Cancer Treatment Centers of America whose doctor told her she didn't have an expiration date stamped on the bottom of her foot.

How in the fuck would I know?

Peggy died? Aww, I was just thinking about her recently. I was hoping she was still going to Dinah Shore. That's too bad.

The guy with the gray cardigan and nasal voice?

Who is Peggy ?

Major pussyhound. Big Bush supporter, R5.

This one OP?

OP, this guy?

Peggy is dead.

OMG

(a) I had no idea Peggy was lez!

and

(b) don't watch the video clip there! it will get you in the feels!

Did you never see Peggy’s ad, R10?

Heavy duty retractable keyrings fell from her mouth when she spoke! RIP Peggy.

That’s the one, R7.

Has anyone seen the new Shriners commercial? There’s a new kid hawking the adowabwe bwanket. I guess Alec finally retired since he must be about 50 now.

The old-new kid or is there new-new kid?

The old kid went through puberty and his voice changed so they rolled out the next one a few years ago. Is there a newer one now?

R11 I guess my lezdar was down! I just assumed she was a country girl.

I talk like Rudolph now.

Here it is. The boy with the lesbian haircut.

Damn Kaleb, we hardly knew ye.

Kaleb what a bitch.

A friend's husband went to Cancer Centers of America in Philadelphia. He was refused. They treat only specific types of cancer.

Kaleb is alive

R20, I never thought he was dead— he’s been prematurely overthrown by the new kid at R16.

R19, I heard nothing but bad things about them— I think from DL during Peggy’s heyday. Similarly, the slippery line in Shriner’s ads “no one is turned away FOR INABILITY TO PAY…”, makes people think Shriners never turns a kid away, period— but people have said otherwise.

Peg is dead! Do-do-dooo. Do-do-doo. Da-do-da-doo-doo.

Everybody misused her, ripped her off and abused her.

I had no idea that Peggy was only 58 when she was raptured. Elsewhere, Judge Julie “I was shot by a high-powered rifle” Mogenis is living her best life as a mariachi calavera.

R10 She was a handsome youth.

Who’s she, R23?

R25, she's a Texan trophy-huntin' wombyn who almost died after her pelvis was blown apart in a "very unfortunate accident" with a high-caliber rifle. The silver lining is that it afforded her the opportunity to do commercials for both ostomy supplies [italic]and[/italic] urinary catheters.