My friend that I was staying with left for a sudden meeting in Silicon Valley and I was left to my own devices. I fired up Scruff and Sniffies to see what was out there. This guy in SOMA lured me over, he was having a small group thing. The host was attractive, but manic, and his friend was very hot. The friend was just my type: early 30s, Latin, big dick, gym body, hairy in the all the right places. They were very friendly. While the host spent an excessively long time cleaning, I ate the hairy ass of the Latin and then pounded him for an hour. Incredible muscular ass. He whimpered in he whole time and the expressions on his face were sexy as I wrecked his Latin culo. The host finally emerged from the bathroom and his hole was tight. It was gaping before I got through with him. The host set up his sling, where the both took turns getting in it, and being fucked by me and the other one. Then we lay on each other and cuddled and talked about nothing. The host gave me all sorts of anti anxiety and sleeping pills as a parting gift. I then checked out a cum dump gang bang on, I think, Duboce Triangle, that muscledcumhole on Twitter was the star off. I got to the location a little early, when I checked my Sniffies messages and saw that this familiar guy wanted to me to fist him. We exchanged pics of him getting fisted and me fisting some whore at home. He texted “yeah daddy give me those man hands”. We exchanged face pics , and it was a guy a had a great hook up with years ago. Obviously, I was not going to let this cum dump interfere with a reunion with this fisting friend. But I wanted to see the cum dump and check out the scene. I entered the door, and it was 5 curving stairs and, boom, there was the cum dump, all 6’5”, 240 pounds of muscled flesh. He was pretty cute too. Check out his Twitter to view his pictures. But he was ass up on a dark mattress and the walls of the room had been covered with a dark tent. There was nobody else. Wasn’t into it. I like a cum dump situation with camaraderie among the other tops. His gaping cummy ass was irresistible. I ate the load out of his (I think that load was from the black gym body that was lurking around the doorway). And then I spit. The cum dump said “really?!” in a slightly offended tone. Bitch, everyone wants me to come in then and I am only one man. I went through the dog park toward Castro street and stopped at a drinking fountain, both to have a drink of water and to wash the cum dump load(s) out of my beard. Five minutes, and I was at my fisting friend new apartment. He explained that he had taken advantage of pandemic rent, and he had rented this apartment for $2800, whereas before it was $4000. He was as angelic as I remembered him: blond, scruffy, handsome face, worked out (but not overly so) body. I fisted him in his living roof, at first on the leather divan, where the was a little bit of blood that caused us to take a break, and then on floor where I used tons of lube and no bleeding. His ability to take punch fucks repeatedly had advanced. After his hole was satisfied, we talked for a while and exchanged numbers for future visits. His boyfriend has no interest in fisting, so a good fist friend is worth holding on to. With all the sexual and the hills, my legs were killing me and so I got Lyft to my friends apartment, ordered a mango pomelo sago smoothie at Yi Fang, got some inferior biangan bhartha at a take our Indian food place and then collapsed on the couch. San Francisco always delivers.
Sexual exploits in a visit to San Francisco on Saturday March 19, 2023
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 22, 2023 3:44 PM |
Meth is a helluva drug
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 19, 2023 3:41 PM |
I got herpes and genital warts just from reading that.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 19, 2023 3:42 PM |
Anyone involved in fisting is a disgusting person.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 19, 2023 3:42 PM |
I will have nightmares after reading this savageness. Lord have mercy (as I fan myself and reach for something cool to drink).
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 19, 2023 3:45 PM |
GET ME TO MY FAINTING COUCH!!!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 19, 2023 3:48 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 19, 2023 3:53 PM |
R3 my friend who is into fisting is a stand up guy.
Fisting is main stream. All the hot guys are fisters.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 19, 2023 3:55 PM |
R8 how much meth do you do?
Fisting is for the most nasty, depraved queens. It’s sickening.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 19, 2023 3:56 PM |
Brevity
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 19, 2023 3:58 PM |
Error
[quote] And then I spit.
Typo. I meant to write “And then I SPLIT”
I would never spit out the load felched from a muscle ass. Those loads are precious
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 19, 2023 4:01 PM |
You’re beyond disgusting
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 19, 2023 4:05 PM |
SOUNDS LIKE MY VISIT TO SAN FRAN WHEN THE SERVICEMEN WERE COMING HOME FROM THE WAR, ABOUT THIS TIME OF YEAR IN 1945.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 19, 2023 4:06 PM |
SOUNDS LIKE MY VISIT TO SAN FRAN WHEN THE SERVICEMEN WERE COMING HOME FROM THE WAR, ABOUT THIS TIME OF YEAR IN 1945. I STILL HAVE SOME DOILIES I BOUGHT DURING THAT TRIP.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 19, 2023 4:08 PM |
it would have been fun if it was, but....
yifang only does boba tea & no smoothies
sad.......
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 19, 2023 4:09 PM |
OP - Apparently you think DL is a fan fiction forum. Oh well, happy for you that your imagination still leads you to a dusty fap session.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 19, 2023 4:11 PM |
R15 you’re wrong
Have you ever been actually been Yi Fang?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 19, 2023 4:16 PM |
R16. Silly. I only write my actual experiences on Datalounge. Else how could I laugh about the horror that it engenders on the sex less bitter eldergays who view the sex life of an average attractive urban gay man as fiction?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 19, 2023 4:20 PM |
R18 - Not. Fooling. Anyone.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 19, 2023 4:22 PM |
yeah, that mango pomelo sago is def a boba
if ur ass is pumped w/ enough yi fang 2 call it out by name u would def know the diff between smoothies & boba
but alas, u don;t
sounds like u just skimmed whatev local ethnic joint 2 embellish ur story w/ realistic details
thats literally what liars do 2 rebrand their story as truth
more often than not those half-baked details r ur downfall
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 19, 2023 4:24 PM |
R/0 believe what you want
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 19, 2023 4:26 PM |
OP is definitely coming off or continuing a meth bender
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 19, 2023 4:27 PM |
Everyone is "hot" and just your "type" when you're tripping balls. Probably banged a couple of random homeless guys under a pier. Unimpressed.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 19, 2023 4:30 PM |
r21 also u expect me 2 believe that u walked from ur squat hole by that yi fang on irving st 2 go 2 hookup in soma, then walked 2 the castro 4 hookup?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 19, 2023 4:35 PM |
Lyft rides are a miracle r24
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 19, 2023 4:37 PM |
except u only mentioned lyft in the end 2 go home, after so much walking
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 19, 2023 4:42 PM |
March 19 is today, not Saturday, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 19, 2023 4:44 PM |
Treatment-resistant shigella is an epidemic among the Sniffies crowd.
The men who use that app & the PNP crowd and gleefully spreading these treatment-resistant infectious diseases.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 19, 2023 4:44 PM |
R22 I only did 1.5 G, no meth. Meth is bad. G wears off in a couple of hours.
R23 I won’t show the pics of the guys yesterday, but I’ve shown their pics to my attractive friends who have standards and.they were pleased. I am not here to share my body with fugs. I do far to much work at the gym to fuck fattiues and the olds.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 19, 2023 4:45 PM |
My bad r27. Yesterday was Saturday March 18.
R26 I’m in good cardiovascular shape. I can tell that you’re a fattie because you find it astonishing that I would walk to Duboce, through the park, and up the hill on Castro, which I had mention in my original post. I left out various hills yesterday in the interest of not boring any readers.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 19, 2023 4:52 PM |
You post that shigella link on all posts which taken about eating ass r28
Eldergays think that sex is linked with disease by their PTSD.
It’s not 1987 anymore. Give up your fear, even though you are too old and unattractive for anyone to want to fuck you now.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 19, 2023 4:56 PM |
OP, if you find us all so old and fat, why are you hanging out here on DL?
Maybe the reason why you're partying with random hobos and strangers is because your personality is so off-putting. Once people get to know you, they're put off by your bitchy demeanor.
We're not impressed by your sexual exploits.
We're wondering how many diseases you picked up this weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 19, 2023 4:59 PM |
"I won’t show the pics of the guys yesterday, but I’ve shown their pics to my attractive friends who have standards and.they were pleased"?
real hotties dont speak like r29, only fug pretending 2 b hotties does
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 19, 2023 5:04 PM |
There’s another monkeypox type disease just around the corner. Let’s hope you’re not Patient Zero.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 19, 2023 5:07 PM |
There’s different tribes of people on Datalounge. One sensationally smart and wise no matter what they’re age.
And the other 90% of Datalounge who are fat, fearful, judgemental and provincial.
If i only there was was to separate the two groups, but the block function of DL is crap.
And you are envious r32, or you would pass over this thread to read the lasted Golden Girls posts
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 19, 2023 5:08 PM |
R35 I'm just here to spread the word about the latest from the CDC.
As another commenter just pointed out, there's another monkepox around the corner, and this year it might be treatment-resistant shigella.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 19, 2023 5:12 PM |
What's your profile name, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 19, 2023 5:12 PM |
R33 lol.
R34 once again, sex = disease. Imaginary diseases.
Embrace courage r34. Shake of your fear. Give an extra $100 for your Rent-A-Masseur to jerk off your flaccid dick to completion. Feel an orgasm in another man’s presence before you die.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 19, 2023 5:13 PM |
r37 liarliarpantsonfire69
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 19, 2023 5:14 PM |
I’m not OP but idk why this is so hard to believe. Sex is very available - especially with the apps like OP mentioned. And if you’re in a gay city and are on vacation and feeling horny why wouldn’t you have sex with multiple partners on one day, if that’s what you enjoy and it’s readily available. As for the fisting, if it’s not your thing don’t do it but some guys do enjoy it, why judge?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 19, 2023 5:17 PM |
Liar. We all know it was one random guy and he LAUGHED at your puny cocklet.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 19, 2023 5:19 PM |
R40 Have you read his bitchy responses?
Would you want to have sex with a guy with his personality?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 19, 2023 5:20 PM |
r40 bc no 1 walks from golden gate parks 2 soma then 2 the castro 4 hookup
i doubt op has ever been 2 sf
also the story has so much lame details that is trying 2 hard 2 sell it as truth
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 19, 2023 5:20 PM |
R41 the host on my first encounter said my cock was “15% of my entire body weight”. Exaggeration, but you get the idea
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 19, 2023 5:22 PM |
OP seems to have an eidetic memory but no interest in anything but anonymous exhibitionism here nor in applying the FUCKING RETURN KEY.
Hearing about other people's alleged sexual experiences is as interesting as hearing about their oral abscesses, from which they're always swallowing the pus while making kissing noises.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 19, 2023 5:22 PM |
r44 bragging about big dicks, another common behavior among fakers
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 19, 2023 5:24 PM |
R42 you’re really reaching, but believe what you want.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 19, 2023 5:25 PM |
R45 yet you feel compelled to comment.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 19, 2023 5:26 PM |
This thing here:
R3 my friend who is into fisting is a stand up guy.
Fisting is main stream. All the hot guys are fisters.
[quote] And then I spit.
Typo. I meant to write “And then I SPLIT”
I would never spit out the load felched from a muscle ass. Those loads are precious
R15 you’re wrong
Have you ever been actually been Yi Fang?
R16. Silly. I only write my actual experiences on Datalounge. Else how could I laugh about the horror that it engenders on the sex less bitter eldergays who view the sex life of an average attractive urban gay man as fiction?
R/0 believe what you want
Lyft rides are a miracle r24
R22 I only did 1.5 G, no meth. Meth is bad. G wears off in a couple of hours.
My bad r27. Yesterday was Saturday March 18.
R26 I’m in good cardiovascular shape. I can tell that you’re a fattie because you find it astonishing that I would walk to Duboce, through the park, and up the hill on Castro, which I had mention in my original post. I left out various hills yesterday in the interest of not boring any readers.
You post that shigella link on all posts which taken about eating ass r28
Eldergays think that sex is linked with disease by their PTSD.
It’s not 1987 anymore. Give up your fear, even though you are too old and unattractive for anyone to want to fuck you now.
There’s different tribes of people on Datalounge. One sensationally smart and wise no matter what they’re age.
And the other 90% of Datalounge who are fat, fearful, judgemental and provincial.
If i only there was was to separate the two groups, but the block function of DL is crap.
And you are envious r32, or you would pass over this thread to read the lasted Golden Girls posts
R33 lol.
R34 once again, sex = disease. Imaginary diseases.
Embrace courage r34. Shake of your fear. Give an extra $100 for your Rent-A-Masseur to jerk off your flaccid dick to completion. Feel an orgasm in another man’s presence before you die.
R41 the host on my first encounter said my cock was “15% of my entire body weight”. Exaggeration, but you get the idea.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 19, 2023 5:26 PM |
R46 spoken like a jealous needle dick
I’m simply relating the events as they happened
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 19, 2023 5:28 PM |
But this says it all:
New Datalounge Obsession: Portland hottie commits rape and [bold]sodomy Pacific Northwest Mama’s pussy is poopin!
New Datalounge Obsession: Portland hottie commits rape and [bold]sodomy There’s a new West Coast Momma’s Poppin Pussy r32
I have mussy jurisdiction over the Pacific Northwest and Northern California
What would you do if you had a trans child? I would disown xir, for the unending drama that them would bring to my life.
God’s, and parents’, have limits.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 19, 2023 5:29 PM |
R48 I’ve signed all my posts.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 19, 2023 5:29 PM |
Was Logan James Juneau present and getting fisted too?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 19, 2023 5:31 PM |
R51 your obsession is delicious
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 19, 2023 5:31 PM |
Logan James Juneau is the queer gay son of Michael James Juneau Jr and Jodi Head, they are now divorced, and it's been hard on their delicate effeminate gay son Logan....
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 19, 2023 5:33 PM |
[quote] What would you do if you had a trans child? I would disown xir, for the unending drama that them would bring to my life.
Tranny or tranny fucker at r51
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 19, 2023 5:37 PM |
R44 I didn't read that shit. Your headline was enough to prompt me.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 19, 2023 5:37 PM |
R43 idk I used to live there for a while and would walk from the upper Haight to work downtown fairly often for the exercise. My legs were great leaving haha.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 19, 2023 5:41 PM |
Notice the troll's lack of plot integrity and persona.
But, as noted, illiterate, a liar, devoid of fun and overly proud of an extremely silly tale that must have taken her two weeks to "type up."
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 19, 2023 5:43 PM |
So she's a dirty open mussy AND an unquenchable top?
Some brains don't need meth to start rotting from within the soft skull.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 19, 2023 5:44 PM |
OP defends as much as she flexes. Case closed.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 19, 2023 5:52 PM |
You all have been delightful, but my friend and me are starting our day. Good luck to all your miserable PTSD ridden incels.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 19, 2023 5:56 PM |
What's happening in here?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 19, 2023 6:03 PM |
disgusting POS! hope you catch aids or some other deadly disease.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 19, 2023 6:07 PM |
Sir this is a Wendy's, may I take your order?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 19, 2023 6:09 PM |
R64=nasty fatass frau CUNT
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 19, 2023 6:17 PM |
I'll bet this is "Greg," aka "Boston Pete," trying out a new persona. Note the inability to leave any challenge/criticism unanswered. I shudder to think how he'll work in prunes.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 19, 2023 6:20 PM |
Great story, OPoz!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 19, 2023 6:21 PM |
R41, R57, R66 is hardly one to judge, being the scat-obsessed "North" troll, who has never had sex. Fuck off back to Essex, you skag.
[quote] hinestly looking for a North dick to suck on... and maybe get fucked I don’t want nothing serious just a fuck buddy someone to jerk off with or even jerk off, I’m latino 22 in West and just want a big dick to explore with I lowkey want face pics before we meet up so lmk!!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 19, 2023 7:04 PM |
Sex is boring hippie shit.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 19, 2023 7:05 PM |
What in the world is Shigella? Sounds gnarly. Like a case of shingles that your might pick up at the Bada Bing.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 19, 2023 7:41 PM |
OP,
I am visiting SF in a month. Any sex pointers?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 19, 2023 7:46 PM |
[quote] What in the world is Shigella?
She hosts Drag Bingo at the Midnight Sun in the Castro.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 19, 2023 7:52 PM |
Fisting is too far - it's pathological
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 19, 2023 7:54 PM |
A true gentleman doesn’t gangbang cumdumps and fist guys and tell.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 19, 2023 8:04 PM |
[quote] I'll bet this is "Greg," aka "Boston Pete," trying out a new persona. Note the inability to leave any challenge/criticism unanswered. I shudder to think how he'll work in prunes.
Well you’ll just have to wait and see, R67. I’m sorry you’re shuddering. You might need to take a little lie down?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 19, 2023 8:06 PM |
This thread is brilliant!!! I laughed so hard I cried. Thanks, everyone. I needed this.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 19, 2023 8:30 PM |
[quote] Note the inability to leave any challenge/criticism unanswered.
The OP's inability to use paragraph breaks is the only obscenity here, other than psychotic miscreant 'North' troll.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 19, 2023 8:34 PM |
Yes, R78. You seem far more observant than R67.
I love paragraph breaks.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 19, 2023 8:39 PM |
Greg seems to be more sophisticated than the whoring OP.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 19, 2023 8:52 PM |
Thank you, R80.
I am. By a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 19, 2023 9:13 PM |
The whole thread might be a promotion for muscledcumhole. OP might be muscledcumhole himself .
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 19, 2023 9:23 PM |
I just read this more carefully and am not amused that anyone would think for even a second that I am the OP. I would not take part in any of this—especially on the eve of the Feast of Saint Joseph.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 19, 2023 10:11 PM |
yeah, sure r83, isn;t it funny how once greg took over answering duty & op is nowhere 2 b found posting inanities?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 19, 2023 10:14 PM |
Hi R84, it’s fine by me if you want to think that I am the OP.
Makes things more interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 19, 2023 10:19 PM |
I'll punch in some paragraph breaks... yeah, open it up bitch.... you like it... there, open wide with a paragraph break
You want to mainstream so italics? I've got some good shit and points. Nothing like italics to enhance the story.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 19, 2023 10:34 PM |
Who writes this way!!!
"His ability to take punch fucks repeatedly had advanced. After his hole was satisfied, we talked for a while and exchanged numbers for future visits."
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 20, 2023 2:27 AM |
Other quotes that had me rolling on the floor laughing--
"Obviously, I was not going to let this cum dump interfere with a reunion with this fisting friend. But I wanted to see the cum dump and check out the scene. . . But he was ass up on a dark mattress and the walls of the room had been covered with a dark tent. There was nobody else. Wasn’t into it. I like a cum dump situation with camaraderie among the other tops. His gaping cummy ass was irresistible."
The OP is either a genius comedian writing satire or a meth head who never got off the bus.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 20, 2023 2:30 AM |
R88 As I read these passages it seems to me the "odd tone" to the prose might be A.I.???
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 20, 2023 2:36 AM |
Can’t we just create the word sexpolits?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 20, 2023 3:39 AM |
Two things can be true an once r88. Maybe even three or four.
After leaving you sad cunts, we went the to the Asian Art Museum, which was great. I bought a card of this bad ass Asian lesbian who was smoking a cigarette. Then we went to this ungodly expensive vegan restaurant. $6.90 for a fucking slider that was maybe three bites. I had a vegan chocolate shake which was barely acceptable and got brain freeze. The guy who worked there was hot. I got a postcard to send to my 95 year old grandma. After we walked home, my friend coerced me into having a cup of Irish breakfast tea with him. Then he made dinner: potatoes dauphinois with cold tuna salad on the side. It was not half bad. Mandarins for dessert. I am thinking about going out on the prowl again tonight, but I may take an ambien and just go to bed.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 20, 2023 3:41 AM |
r91, yup like clockwork, greg punched out, op punched in
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 20, 2023 4:07 AM |
It's been rainy and miserable all weekend in San Francisco. Most buildings and houses are old and drafty, and few have central heat. I can't imagine setting up a sling in any room in my house and running around naked during these damp, "atmospheric river" storms, let alone running all over town. No one is out and about. The streets are empty and miserable. The City has been in hibernation since November. My partner and I have been enjoying guilt-free, long, hot showers with all the water we have now, but then we have to dry off quickly, put on thermals, and run back to bed to watch yet more bad TV.
This needy EST should at least check out Grammarly and spellcheck.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 20, 2023 4:18 AM |
What’s that old adage about when lying, that if you try to make it real by adding too many specific details, its a dead give away that you’ve made it all up?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 20, 2023 4:19 AM |
R93, what is late May like in SF? I'll be in town for Memorial Day weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 20, 2023 4:20 AM |
You’re misinformed r92, but that’s not my problem
Old people have poor circulation and get cold easily r93. Sorry that you live in a drafty shit hole, but that’s not my problem
Google it r95, you lazy whore.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 20, 2023 4:22 AM |
R92 I doubt it's greg. Greg is a middle aged woman, and confirmed it on another thread. The only reason she's here is to post unappealing prune recipes and to push Catholic doctrine on actual gay men.
She made her Catholic church seem like an LGBT paradise. She then went on to lie about them hosting gay weddings/receptions at her parish.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 20, 2023 4:22 AM |
[quote] Check out his Twitter to view his pictures
Can you share the twitter handle?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 20, 2023 4:23 AM |
Google “muscledcumhole Twitter” you lazy whore
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 20, 2023 4:25 AM |
Does the DL have a higher percentage level of lazy whores then other sites? It seems to come up as a point of contention often.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 20, 2023 4:37 AM |
R97, you are crazy.
[quote] She made her Catholic church seem like an LGBT paradise. She then went on to lie about them hosting gay weddings/receptions at her parish.
I never said that my church celebrates gay weddings or receptions. It’s a Catholic church. You should get a better therapist.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 20, 2023 4:46 AM |
r95, hard to say nowadays with climate pattern changes. Rain is almost unheard of in late May, and it's too early for what we now have as regular "fire seasons". We tend to get heavy fog and wind into the Summer when the Central Valley heats up, and even then, it's mostly sunny by mid-day for a while, and then the fog and wind pick up late afternoon. If you're out exploring, dress in layers (a T-shirt, a sweater or sweatshirt over that, and light wind-breaker jacket. Do not wear shorts unless they are tight red satin or leather and you need to show off that hard-earned bubble butt; otherwise, you'll look like another freezing, clueless tourist). It can be cold and gray along the Coast, but just a few miles inland it can be sunny and warm.
Is this your first time here? If you need to go out a-fistin', I'd recommend just doing that in your hometown or any city that is cheaper than SF and hooking up via phone apps -- enjoy our natural scenery here instead. Or, come back during Folsom/Dore Alley/Castro St Fair season in the Fall, when it's our warmest weather.
PLEASE do yourself a favor and do your research about certain parts of town -- especially tourist traps like Fisherman's Wharf, the Cable Car Tournaround at Powell and Market, The Tenderloin - which surrounds Union Square - and most of Market Street, where there are aggressive homeless and druggies who shit on the sidewalk. In the Castro, a lot of shops have been boarded up since COVID, but it is still charming. But expect to encounter crazies and move quickly past them. Do not make eye contact. Pier 39 is great, but only for looking at the Sea Lions if they're hanging out there then. You can find webcams online to check.
Grew up here. Hard to recommend what to do in just a weekend. I didn't take the Ferry to Alcatraz until I was 50. The views of the Bay, Bridges, City, and being on the water are a blast. The prison tour is fascinating/haunting. Need to get tickets way in advance.
I hope you have fun and stay safe no matter what you do in SF.
Meanwhile, to r102, Greg, isn't it rather late back in Back Bay tonight to be posting?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 20, 2023 5:49 AM |
The weather should be fine on Memorial Day. IMO, the rain in SF is not that bad, if it does rain.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 20, 2023 6:00 AM |
OP, you're a humorless, unintellectual, infected cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 20, 2023 6:03 AM |
[quote] Meanwhile, to [R102], Greg, isn't it rather late back in Back Bay tonight to be posting?
Yes, it is.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 20, 2023 6:18 AM |
What does it say about me that I found the detailed weather report at R93 more interesting than the OP?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 20, 2023 6:28 AM |
Then do as you are told, son - go to bed now. And go to Five Horses Tavern in Somerville next week and figure out how to make that goddamned Shakshuka like I asked you to do so many threads ago. Don't make me come back there and spank you.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 20, 2023 6:30 AM |
Thanks, R103, for your detailed suggestions. I've been to SF several times but never in May.
And, OP, go fuck yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 20, 2023 7:01 AM |
R108, maybe I will.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 20, 2023 12:17 PM |
NOT ON THE LEATHER DIVAN!!! 😱
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 20, 2023 12:34 PM |
The most disturbing detail was how OP and some rando discussed property values before fucking. What a joyless and detached encounter. The exact opposite of what sex should be.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 20, 2023 1:08 PM |
^I’ve had lots of interesting political and historical chitchats with fuck buddies. It actually allows for a good meeting of the minds, which is important during the sexy time.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 20, 2023 1:11 PM |
Sure r113 but talking about property values is not the same as talking about politics or history. Property value is something that boring people talk about at parties when they have nothing to say.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 20, 2023 1:23 PM |
Greg{02116} please tell us more about the parishes of the Archdiocese of SF. Our Lady of Maytag v. St Vincent DePaul? How about that crazy right wing Archbishop, eh?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 20, 2023 1:35 PM |
Property values > inflation > the economy > urban planning > land > architecture > rimming
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 20, 2023 1:38 PM |
OP had more sex in one night than I did in my 10 years of living in SF.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 20, 2023 3:45 PM |
Didn't happen, but thanks for posting your creative writing class essay.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 20, 2023 4:06 PM |
[quote] Greg{02116} please tell us more about the parishes of the Archdiocese of SF. Our Lady of Maytag v. St Vincent DePaul? How about that crazy right wing Archbishop, eh?
I suggest checking out Most Holy Redeemer Parish in the Castro District (nickname: Most Holy Screamer).
Fr. Matt Link, C.PP.S. is a good guy. About the parish, he says:
[quote] What is it that keeps this parish so full of faithfulness and vitality? It is a gift no less exalted for being as common as rain or the air we breathe: the love of God, showered down on all of us equally, but with a special promise for the pioneer, the outsider, the officially shunned, the angry and wounded, calling us to community, to service, to praise, to thanks and to love.
[quote] You will find the good people of our parish old, young, married, single, gay, lesbian, transgender, affluent, homeless, blue-collar, converts, cradle Catholics, radical, traditional, questioning, fervent. What you’re least likely to find here is complacency or indifference.
[quote] Our liturgies are true celebrations, as you’ll see most vividly at our largest gathering, Sundays at 10 a.m. Mass. Our outreach efforts work tirelessly to serve the needy, the hungry, the lonely, the spiritually famished.
I have friends who attend and like it very much. And, parishes administered by religious order priests are generally better (in my opinion) than parishes run by diocesan clergy. That, of course, is a very general statement and there are exceptions to that generality.
The Cathedral of Saint Mary of the Assumption ("Our Lady of Maytag"/"Our Lady of Perpetual Agitation") was named by "Architectural Digest" as one of the 10 most beautiful churches in the United States. It beat out other noted San Francisco places of worship like Grace Cathedral. I don't know much about it.
I also don't know much about St. Vincent de Paul Parish.
The Archbishop of San Francisco, Salvatore Cordileone, seems to lack pastoral sensitivity.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 20, 2023 4:11 PM |
Call me old-fashioned but I can’t imagine being aroused by something called a “cum dump.”
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 20, 2023 4:34 PM |
[quote] Call me old-fashioned but I can’t imagine being aroused by something called a “cum dump.”
Certainly not on the Feast of Saint Joseph.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 20, 2023 8:35 PM |
[quote] I won’t show the pics of the guys yesterday
Oh honey, no one wants to see pics you spent hours scouring the web to find.
[quote] but I’ve shown their pics to my attractive friends who have standards and they were pleased.
Oh honey, not only did this not happen but I venture to guess you have no friends -- and less so attractive ones.
[quote] I am not here to share my body with fugs.
Who asked you to? LOL
[quote] I do far to much work at the gym to fuck fattiues and the olds.
Hmmm. Maybe that time would have been better spent studying basic grammar and syntax.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 20, 2023 10:10 PM |
I just spent 45 minutes taking shirtless, underwear, nude pictures of my friend to update his hookup app pictures. Natural light is your friend and you will to take 20 pics to get one usable one. It help because this friend is muscular and good looking Take these pointers, you old flabby tards and you may have a chance at going on a date with some desperate self esteem less man who has poor eye sight.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 21, 2023 12:44 AM |
R29. One day you'll be an old fatty
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 21, 2023 12:48 AM |
I just have to say that I’m astonished that anyone would even suggest that I am the OP.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 21, 2023 12:51 AM |
Oh God! Gerg02116 just can’t stop itself…
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 21, 2023 12:53 AM |
Who the hell is Catholic Greg the prune purveyor? That you all live in fear off, you obese pussies.
He’s not me.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 21, 2023 12:54 AM |
I'll get you a job at the baths, Mary.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 21, 2023 12:58 AM |
Time weighs upon all of us r124, and I will fry old but I will never be fat. Fatness is willing state. You want to fat. Otherwise you would not be.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 21, 2023 1:03 AM |
I live in San Francisco, so I totally believe it. Damn, OP. You're a whore, darlin'. This is the blessing and the curse of SF men. It is so easy to get laid, but I would never want to date any of these guys. When someone you are about to go to a movie with sends you an album with him fucking and sucked different men, it truly is the end of romance.
I'm from LA originally and the guys feel conservative by comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 21, 2023 1:06 AM |
R127, why not try a little shutting up.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 21, 2023 1:32 AM |
Why not try it yourself, "Greg." Only on DL could a thread veer from cum dumps to church ladies.
"Greg" is that kind of person at a party who constantly needs an audience; i.e. a narcissistic bore.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 21, 2023 1:35 AM |
I’m not Greg, old fool.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 21, 2023 1:37 AM |
And you invaded my thread, which was of my hook ups for a certain date Greg.
You are annoyance. The hatred of you is justified. Your character is laughable. Who acts like this? Holy Day Of Saint Fucking Joe. Give me a break.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 21, 2023 1:42 AM |
[quote] One day you'll be an old fatty
Oh R124, that day has come and passed sometime in the last century. It's only in the OP's feverish mind that he is young and desirable.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 21, 2023 1:45 AM |
How are those crusty cumdumps, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 21, 2023 1:48 AM |
Sorry OP
by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 21, 2023 1:48 AM |
Just curious OP... if you have so many fabulously hot friends and you can have sex with anyone anytime because you are a walking Greek God, then why on Earth are you on DL talking about your alleged exploits to "fatties" and "olds"? Why aren't you regaling your model friends with these tales? Hmmm.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 21, 2023 1:49 AM |
OP, do you wear gloves when you offer fuck punches? If not, how do you eat with those hands?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 21, 2023 1:50 AM |
OP, what did your fisting friend have for lunch before your reunion? Where you able to drag his lunch out of his stomach through his colon?
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 21, 2023 1:53 AM |
You can take over this thread with your recipes for welsh Ratboy Greg
I’m out.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 21, 2023 2:09 AM |
Cumdumpin' queen is offended!
by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 21, 2023 2:17 AM |
r161, @BackBayGreg... JFC! Damn, you really are THAT Catholic, lol. Oh, Lord, I could tell juicy tales about the clergy and congregants (is that a word?) of Holy Redeemer. The building, 20 blocks up the street and over 4 hills from me, is the color of overcooked salmon. Attended too many memorial services/funerals there in the 80s/90s. OP will be delighted that I suffer from "AIDS PTSD," also known as caution.
Regarding St. Mary's, we (i.e. all of SF) think it's among the ugliest structures in SF. There's another Catholic Church on Diamond St in Noe Valley (great Thai restaurant next door, btw) called St. Phillips, but St. Mary's, located on Cathedral Hill, is known as "St. Phillip's Head" because it looks like a Phillips screwdriver - or a washing machine agitator. UC Berkeley Extension held evening courses in the classrooms there. I had to take a Statistics class at St. Mary's in order to graduate. The church interior was equally bland and unwelcoming. Years later, found myself having a silly, drunken argument inside the Sydney Opera House with my (ex) partner about whether the ugly interior looked more like St. Mary's or a BART station until someone from the Bay Area who overheard us said that we were both correct. For a Boston reference -- this is the same era of architecture (IMHO) as your ugly upside-down City Hall that should never have been built.
You can still Redeem yourself by showing us how to make Five Horses Tavern Shakshuka.
OP, you can fuck in San Francisco, but don't fuck with San Francisco; we will deconstruct your fictional threads faster than you might spread STD's.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 21, 2023 5:26 AM |
dearest op, u already caught in 4k @ r93
stop doubling down.....
by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 21, 2023 6:14 AM |
Does OP appear in any of muscledcumhole's Tweets/videos?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | March 21, 2023 3:08 PM |
snore...
by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 21, 2023 4:07 PM |
[quote] this is the same era of architecture (IMHO) as your ugly upside-down City Hall that should never have been built. You can still Redeem yourself by showing us how to make Five Horses Tavern Shakshuka.
Yes, R143, Boston City Hall, built in 1968, is a controversial example of Brutalist architecture. Over the years it has been subject to widespread condemnation and is sometimes called one of the world's ugliest buildings. Architects and critics consider it as "one of the ten proudest achievements of American architecture. It is listed among the "Greatest Buildings" by Great Buildings Online, an affiliate of Architecture Week. Additionally, in a 1976 poll of historians and architects regarding the United States' greatest buildings, sponsored by the American Institute of Architects, Boston City Hall received the sixth-most mentions.
I, however, find it ugly, cold, and dark. It must be a very unpleasant building to work in.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 21, 2023 4:14 PM |
[quote] Architects and critics consider it as "one of the ten proudest achievements of American architecture.
[quote] I, however, find it ugly, cold, and dark. It must be a very unpleasant building to work in.
Who to trust hrmmmmmmmmm?
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 22, 2023 4:37 AM |
I am no architect and it might well be "one of the ten proudest achievements in American architecture."
But that doesn't mean that it's not also ugly, cold, and dark. I've been there many times and it is.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 22, 2023 12:51 PM |
As one of the comments in The Boston Globe article says:
[quote] I've spent time inside and I can't imagine how awful it must be to work a 40 or 50 hour work week inside. So few windows...dark...dreary. Aren't architects supposed to design buildings for the outside AND the occupants on the inside?
by Anonymous | reply 150 | March 22, 2023 12:56 PM |
R150 so few windows? Go look at the drawings baby. It has windows along every elevation, there’s a central courtyard within which the floor plates are stepped so as to direct natural light to each floor from the interior elevation, and the lower levels are multiple story height with huge openings to allow for natural light. Sure there’s a wide floor plate so not every worker will have their own little window but that’s true of every large building. I stg some of you just say stuff.
The lower basement level has no windows and seems to be parking so I guess you have me on that one if you need that small victory but it’s parking so it doesn’t matter lol.
And your saying it’s ugly means…..nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 22, 2023 3:12 PM |
R151 - okay
by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 22, 2023 3:28 PM |
Girls, girls! You’re both Architectural Digest prisspots. Can we please get back to the sleazy fucking stories?!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | March 22, 2023 3:37 PM |
R153, of course you are right.
Let's get back to the edifying talk of the OP who likes a cum dump situation with camaraderie.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 22, 2023 3:41 PM |
0/10
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 22, 2023 3:44 PM |