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Who did you fantasize about during your teen years while pleasuring yourself?

A celebrity? A high school jock? The boy next door? A hot teacher? Spill.

by Anonymousreply 85March 29, 2023 5:53 AM

I masturbated to Andy Gibb in the backseat on a family car trip at night.. Everyone was asleep. I had a small cooler next to me and my dad was driving. We were in a rural area so it was very dark.

by Anonymousreply 1March 19, 2023 12:14 AM

R1 is there something wrong with you? Arrested development??

by Anonymousreply 2March 19, 2023 12:15 AM

My 7th grade English teacher, who had the most perfect ass I've ever seen. I didn't have much of a gaydar back then, but thinking back he was 100% gay, and flaming a bit. I've had other hot teachers after him, but for some reason he stuck in mind no one else did.

by Anonymousreply 3March 19, 2023 12:18 AM

R1 pervy cunt

by Anonymousreply 4March 19, 2023 12:18 AM

R3, what did his ass look like?

by Anonymousreply 5March 19, 2023 12:20 AM

Jan Michael Vincent when his full-page nudes from Buster and Billie came out. What a body! stunning face

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by Anonymousreply 6March 19, 2023 12:23 AM

A few guys from my school. I always lusted after the ethnically ambiguous guys.

by Anonymousreply 7March 19, 2023 12:29 AM

[quote] I always lusted after the ethnically ambiguous guys

Which famous guys are ethnically ambiguous?

by Anonymousreply 8March 19, 2023 12:31 AM

My white trash middle school bully. Call me, Justin!

by Anonymousreply 9March 19, 2023 12:37 AM

"pleasuring yourself" = insufferable frau speak

by Anonymousreply 10March 19, 2023 12:40 AM

I didn't start fantasizing until I was in my early 20s.

by Anonymousreply 11March 19, 2023 12:41 AM

I didn't have to fantasize except about what I was doing with other boys when I wasn't jerking off.

by Anonymousreply 12March 19, 2023 12:43 AM

r11 That's highly unusual. Are you male or female?

by Anonymousreply 13March 19, 2023 12:43 AM

I had a wet dream that a nemesis high school teacher pissed me off while driving off campus.

I climbed onto his car hood, pulled my dick out, and shot my load on his windshield.

Woke up with cum everywhere. And I HATED that teacher. Still do.

by Anonymousreply 14March 19, 2023 12:45 AM

R8 He didn't say they were famous, nor did OP ask that

by Anonymousreply 15March 19, 2023 12:46 AM

Also, this guy

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by Anonymousreply 16March 19, 2023 12:47 AM

Swim coach.

by Anonymousreply 17March 19, 2023 12:57 AM

[quote]A celebrity? A high school jock? The boy next door? A hot teacher?

All of the above.

by Anonymousreply 18March 19, 2023 1:00 AM

[quote] I masturbated to Andy Gibb in the backseat on a family car trip at night.. Everyone was asleep. I had a small cooler next to me and my dad was driving.

Next to you? What? What kind of car was this? Weren’t you seated upright? You had a cooler next to you? How?

by Anonymousreply 19March 19, 2023 1:15 AM

How does a cooler seared next to you hide that you’re jerking off?

by Anonymousreply 20March 19, 2023 1:16 AM

All my 14-year-old classmates. I still fantasize about them to this day!

by Anonymousreply 21March 19, 2023 1:22 AM

I just mentioned this on the "stalker" thread - the beefy blond high school wrestler that I took showers with every day. Every night I pretended we were cuddling in bed. Still have the hots for him.

by Anonymousreply 22March 19, 2023 1:26 AM

My boss. This uber masculine, beefy daddy type. I worked at a grocery store and even being within five feet of him got me hard. He was like the Marlboro Man. But also a sweetheart.

I would jack off to all these elaborate scenarios where the store would get robbed and somehow he and I would be stuck together in the cooler or the office, where we'd be forced to wait out the robbery. Then, I'd get scared and he'd protect me. Something ridiculous like that. And that was about all it took before I came! I didn't even need to visualizing us fucking. Just his arms around me.

Ah, to be 16 again.

by Anonymousreply 23March 19, 2023 1:30 AM

Billy Idol teabagging me.

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by Anonymousreply 24March 19, 2023 1:32 AM

Sad to say Scott Baio.

by Anonymousreply 25March 19, 2023 1:33 AM

Kirk Cameron, unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 26March 19, 2023 1:36 AM

David Chokachi from Baywatch. Where is he these days?

by Anonymousreply 27March 19, 2023 1:36 AM

[quote] David Chokachi from Baywatch. Where is he these days?

Apparently he's still acting and quite actively. Good for him.

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by Anonymousreply 28March 19, 2023 1:38 AM

My friend's feet.

by Anonymousreply 29March 19, 2023 1:49 AM

Lots of guys I went to school with. We had school uniforms and the school trousers made a lot of guys asses look magnificent. I used to go home at lunchtime, have a nice wank thinking about my classmates then go back for the afternoon classes. It was heavenly. Most of them unfortunately have aged quite badly

by Anonymousreply 30March 19, 2023 1:49 AM

Ed Koch

by Anonymousreply 31March 19, 2023 1:55 AM

Randy Shilts’s ass

by Anonymousreply 32March 19, 2023 2:27 AM

Russian hookers peeing on me

by Anonymousreply 33March 19, 2023 2:32 AM

Me too!

by Anonymousreply 34March 19, 2023 2:40 AM

Probably a Hardy Boy.

by Anonymousreply 35March 19, 2023 2:49 AM

No one. I've never successfully masturbated to the thought of anyone I knew or any celebrity. I can to an imaginary guy. I can even imagine very real details about his not real face and body. And I have celebrity crushes, but when I start to think about them, I inevitably start planning our wedding and then the funs over.

Porn works.

by Anonymousreply 36March 19, 2023 3:00 AM

Mark Smith and the way his golden calf hair sparkled in the sun curling over the top his tube socks.

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by Anonymousreply 37March 19, 2023 3:11 AM

Odetta!

by Anonymousreply 38March 19, 2023 3:17 AM

I played sports and memorised all my teammates bodies. I fantasised about all varieties of boys, no one particular type, and I was even into girls for a decade. Later when I became a slut, it made me extra successful as a slut that I was good looking and had no particular type in mind for myself.

by Anonymousreply 39March 19, 2023 3:21 AM

The 1984 US men's gymnastics team.

by Anonymousreply 40March 19, 2023 3:56 AM

My friends and classmates. I've never had a crush on a celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 41March 19, 2023 4:32 AM

Mostly my hot buddies, but I was crazy about... Oh, I'm so embarrassed... Bruce Jenner

I hate what he did to my young fantasy 😠

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by Anonymousreply 42March 19, 2023 4:37 AM

Tom Cruise and Dennis Rodman were two of the firsts.

by Anonymousreply 43March 19, 2023 6:11 AM

When I jerked off I always thought about Martinizing.

by Anonymousreply 44March 19, 2023 6:18 AM

My 10th-grade social studies teacher. He was in his late-thirties, balding, half-Italian, and had a thick mustache; a bit of a nerdy guy, and he always wore khakis and Birkenstocks (with socks!). I guess I've always had offbeat taste in men, but I was insanely attracted to him. He had a lot of chest hair that was often visible along his collar, and, more importantly, when he was sitting down, you could see through his pants that his cock and balls were HUGE—the dude was packing. He would sometimes sit on a stool in front of the class, and I would get boners because I was so distracted by his package. I used to fantasize about him fucking me all the time. I've been out of high school for over a decade now, but to this day, thinking about that man gets me hard.

by Anonymousreply 45March 19, 2023 6:31 AM

I discovered that explicit sex was written into a lot of novels in the 1970s, even in books that weren't necessarily billed as gay. (Kyle Onstott's historical books for example). Those were much more real to me and I could get off on those fantasies much better than dreaming about my classmates, most of whom were still pimply and not that attractive. However, I paid close attention in class whenever the boys around me (I went to an all-boys high school) got erections during class. We had an exchange student from Iran, and one day I watched his cock do a complete sundial movement up his pants until it was pointing to his head and almost straining to get out of his fly. (He was a big boy). I was grateful that I didn't get called on by my teacher during that interval because I would have been completely lost. Lots of other boys would pick up their folders if they were called upon to stand up and recite something, because they'd be rock hard. I found it fascinating, but not necessarily erotic, because I had no idea how to translate THAT into anything resembling what I was reading in my books.

by Anonymousreply 46March 19, 2023 6:39 AM

Sometimes my gym classmates I'd seen nude in the showers.

by Anonymousreply 47March 19, 2023 6:42 AM

My high school coach, Michael Cannizaro, he was young and fine and newly married, he had an athletic hairy body, he oozed raw sexuality, I used to fantasize about him being naked wearing only his coach's whistle, and I wanted to blow it. I was a 15 year old closeted nerdy gayling, and he was the star of all my fantasies at that time. I still think about him and his thick hairy thighs and forearms ...

by Anonymousreply 48March 19, 2023 7:00 AM

My 8th grade history teacher. He was also the assistant football coach. Strawberry blond, compact muscular guy. I can’t remember why, but he kept me and another boy (who I also jerked to) after class to work on some project. Just the three of us in a closed room. I think I was hard the whole time! For some reason, he had us sit at his desk and share the same chair. We were half sitting on top of each other. Looking back on it now, it seems a bit suspect, but fuck, it sure fueled a lot of fantasies for a couple of years.

by Anonymousreply 49March 19, 2023 7:18 AM

I fantasied about being a virgin girl and a guy fucking me selfishly. I imagined how different guys in my school would fuck. I’d also fantasize being fucked by Dynasty characters and Final Fantasy characters.

by Anonymousreply 50March 19, 2023 8:04 AM

When I was in sixth grade, I had a classmate who was half-Filipino and super athletic. We had gym together, and I remember being stunned the first time I saw him undressing in the locker room. He had a six-pack, and, unlike a lot of the other guys, had dark chest hair and a prominent happy trail. I must have been born a bottom because, even though I wasn't fully aware of the nuances of anal sex at that time, I was fantasizing about him putting his dick in my butt. I masturbated to the thought of it throughout most of middle school. It definitely served as my wake-up call that, "Oh yeah, I am definitely into guys."

by Anonymousreply 51March 19, 2023 9:24 AM

Harry louis

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by Anonymousreply 52March 19, 2023 10:04 AM

used to be obsessed with him

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by Anonymousreply 53March 19, 2023 10:05 AM

used to be my favourite video

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by Anonymousreply 54March 19, 2023 10:07 AM

used to wish i had Adam Killian's ass when i grew up

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by Anonymousreply 55March 19, 2023 10:18 AM

My uncle, a ginger former football turned construction worker.

by Anonymousreply 56March 19, 2023 10:20 AM

Erik Estrada

by Anonymousreply 57March 19, 2023 10:31 AM

Andrew Cunanan

by Anonymousreply 58March 19, 2023 10:35 AM

Larry, who was on the tennis team. He wore his tennis shorts to class on days when he had practice or a match, and drove me to distraction. One day he caught me staring across the room at his crotch; I finally looked up at him and just smiled and said 'Hi!'. I'm sure my face turned red like a tomato.

Tom, who was dumb as a post but had a magnificent ass. I loved it when I got to follow him up or down the stairs. To see that ass in motion was a religious experience.

by Anonymousreply 59March 19, 2023 10:46 AM

The same Man I've been fantasizing about and pleasuring myself over for the last 30 years. The late great love of my life. Thinking about him now makes my hole gape wider than Havasu Falls! and just as wet. We met in High school during my sophomore year. He was a junior because he had been moved up a grade as a child due to his superior intelligence and I was held back a year because I had the face of a retarded brat! Waiting to see if either one had been cast in the fall play I was weak in the knees looking over at that Manimal. hairy as the gods, incredible ass, Mouth-watering bulge, gorgeous intense brown eyes, and beautiful smile. Imagine my exhilaration that we both had been cast. He put his arm around me, slapped my shoulder, and said "I can't wait to work with you!" Thus began a complicated and intense ride of a relationship. He looked like a young Lou Ferrigno! facially and in his expressions. moaning and grunting like he was bench pressing 600 pounds while shooting a gallon of cum in his pants. That was just him opening a can of soda. He wore his hair often slicked back with an outstanding widow's peak. My god, How lucky was i!

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by Anonymousreply 60March 19, 2023 11:32 AM

The high school jocks. And the American Gladiators tv show.

by Anonymousreply 61March 19, 2023 12:10 PM

JFK jr.

by Anonymousreply 62March 19, 2023 12:42 PM

^ I'm older than JFK Jr., but he would have been prime adolescent fap material had I been born after 1970 😜

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by Anonymousreply 63March 19, 2023 3:07 PM

Zack Morris and Archie Andrews

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by Anonymousreply 64March 19, 2023 3:16 PM

The sight of Zack Morris' armpit hair at 3:02.

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by Anonymousreply 65March 19, 2023 4:34 PM

My best friend in high school was the sole object of my fantasies. He went from bullying me to being my best friend because he started dating one of my female friends. He was a jock, I was a skinny gay preppy kid. He was black, I was white. He played the trifecta- football, wrestling and baseball. All three seasons he was in a sport. He also had a famously huge penis that he loved taking out as almost a party trick. I always had to look away because I knew if I even glanced at it, I’d be found out. He was a thick, muscular jock. I was madly in love and lust with him. To this day, I feel like I had so much pent up desire for him, I could actually vaporize. It was complete and total torture.

by Anonymousreply 66March 19, 2023 5:42 PM

R42 sounds like the people who said their childhood was ruined when Raven Symone came out

by Anonymousreply 67March 19, 2023 5:57 PM

His name was Palo. We were both in the Legislative Youth Program. He was a few years older than I: very cute, dark curly hair, dreamy eyes.

by Anonymousreply 68March 19, 2023 5:59 PM

Cousins Vince Carter & Tracy McGrady

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by Anonymousreply 69March 19, 2023 8:38 PM

I don't care that everyone hated him; Wesley Crusher sure was pretty in his form-fitting uniform. He's eight years older than I am and he was eye candy for me when I was young, along with Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

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by Anonymousreply 70March 21, 2023 9:06 AM

[quote] My uncle, a ginger former football turned construction worker.

Was he made of pigskin? 🐷

Did have white laces across his face? 🏈

by Anonymousreply 71March 29, 2023 12:36 AM

Yes, yes, yes, and yes, OP.

by Anonymousreply 72March 29, 2023 1:05 AM

Wally Cleaver (actor Tony Dow) mostly during the last year of Leave It To Beaver. He would have been 17-18 at the time.

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by Anonymousreply 73March 29, 2023 4:06 AM

Robert Conrad ("The Wild Wild West")

Joe Penny ("Riptide")

Perry King ("Riptide")

William Smith ("Laredo")

by Anonymousreply 74March 29, 2023 4:26 AM

R74, did you like the last Doge?

by Anonymousreply 75March 29, 2023 4:29 AM

R20 It doesn’t. R1 and his dad are fkin sick fucks.

by Anonymousreply 76March 29, 2023 4:30 AM

We always had issues of Entertainment Weekly sent to our house when I was a kid/teenager for some reason, despite the fact that neither of my parents ever read it. I remember snatching this issue with the "Survivor" cast cover and keeping it in my bedroom for months when I was around 13-14 years old. I jacked off to the shirtless Colby Donaldson more times than I can count. I inevitably ended up splattering the cover with cum enough times that I had to throw it away.

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by Anonymousreply 77March 29, 2023 4:37 AM

[quote] I jacked off to the shirtless Colby Donaldson more times than I can count.

I've never watched Survivor and never heard of him until your post, so I Googled him. He is/was good looking.

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by Anonymousreply 78March 29, 2023 4:39 AM

R78 I didn't really watch "Survivor" either, but I started just so I could see him. He was on the same first season as the winner/later-tax evader Richard Hatch (the hairy bear type in the photo), who was openly gay. I imagine Richard would have killed to get a piece of Colby's ass—that body!

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by Anonymousreply 79March 29, 2023 4:46 AM

Hot computer science teacher. He was young and had grown a typical 80s mustache. It was 1985. I wonder what happened to him. I'll have to look him up on social media. Only 10 years older than me.

by Anonymousreply 80March 29, 2023 4:48 AM

Matt Damon and My Math teacher

by Anonymousreply 81March 29, 2023 4:48 AM

R77 Colby did a few commercials after Survivor and they were always enjoyable as well. I seem to remember him shirtless in one of them.

by Anonymousreply 82March 29, 2023 4:49 AM

My best friend's dad.

by Anonymousreply 83March 29, 2023 5:09 AM

r54 I'm masturbating.

by Anonymousreply 84March 29, 2023 5:20 AM

Colby was not on the first season of survivor. He was on the second season set in Australia. That cover is from a later, all-star season.

by Anonymousreply 85March 29, 2023 5:53 AM
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