Do you wear green on St. Patrick's day?

Years ago my nephew & his best friend, circa 4th grade, purposely didn’t wear green, hoping they’d get pinched lots.

In the US, it's really such a lazy holiday. "Tomorrow's Saynt Paddy's Dayeee! Make sure ya wear GREEN!" There's almost no cultural celebration or anything. Just wear GREEN and GET DRUNK!

Nah, but sometimes I might by accident.

Irish Catholics wear green.

Irish Protestants wear orange.

Me, (family Irish Catholic converted to Lutherans, now a godless homosexual) I wear whatever the fuck I want.

It's a beautiful Spring-like day here in Philly so I was wearing a green sweater and a paler green collared shirt underneath. Had on a muted green and gold watchcap.

I was doing a few errands so I had a mask(which had shamrocks on it) at the ready for when I went into various stores. Met a friend to breakfast and wore it until the coffee came.

My brother and SIL delivered a very full care package of corned beef and cabbage, enough for several lunches. I was wearing a dollar store lighted plastic shamrock necklace, as a hoot(I gave it to my very Irish SIL because I knew they were going barhopping)

Isn't everyone Irish on March 17th? ☘️😉🇮🇪