There’s a Special Place in Hell for _________

People who use speakerphone in public places.

Animal abusers.

Whomever is responsible for apps that log you out randomly and always at the most inconvenient time....(like when you're at the register paying)

People who stand around in a busy supermarket chatting or talking on the phone. Why they can't do that outside out of the way of everyone else trying to shop, I don't know.

Billionaires.

OPs who lack humor in their posts and R1's who debase the R1 position by jumping in with a stupid contribution rather than reading the OP for filth.

wallpaper on the ceiling.

Drivers who aggressively tailgate the second they get behind another car.

People who dawdle on busy sidewalks.

Whoever supports labyrinthine customer service automations.

People who walk s-l-o-w-l-y and shoulder-to-shoulder taking up the entire bike path.

Same for people with dogs on leashes that have the leash across the entire bike bath.

People who say they “could care less” when they mean they “could NOT care less”.

Donald J Cunt

A heck of a lot of Republicans.

Houseguests who offer what THEY would do about minor problems you never noticed. “You know you can get the lichen off that tree trunk by mixing saltpeter with kerosene” Same for dinner guests who are mediocre cooks but feel comfortable editorializing their free meal. “I use a bit of red wine in my stew if you want to cut back on tomato.”

Lady Gaga.

People who don’t know when to use loose versus lose when they write something.

People who ask questions about things that are none of their business.

Like "So how much do you make from doing that?"

Anti Trans trolls. It's a place where they go through gender reassignment surgery against their will without anesthesia over and over again for all eternity.

Sanctimonious, rage-wanking one-issue trolls like R19.

So like Groundhog Day filmed in Iran, R19?

The person who invented Aluminum/Vinyl siding.

Anyone who fights against raising the minimum wage using greasy, disingenuous talking points about how poor 'ol business owners are just barely scraping by and couldn't possibly pay their employees 30k a year. Fuck you and your whore mothers. Satan has a special lake of diarrhea for you greedy cunts.

…people who keep making Paul Mescal threads.

[quote]Whomever is responsible for

Oh, dear!

the Kardashians and Paris Hilton.

People who say "Beep Beep!" when they approach you with their shopping cart.

Jamie Lee Curtis.

People who finger your taint!

[quote] Whomever is responsible for apps

Whoever misuses "whomever."

People who mistreat and neglect their pets. I don't think about a lot because its so upsetting to think that people can be that cruel and that right now animals are suffering. I know, Mary! But it is upsetting.

People who say “irregardless”.

Scum like this pig (a former VA social worker) who falsely claim they were in the military and further claim they were disabled as a result. I would absolutely volunteer to permanently and truly disable these liars, so they would know what it's really like to be broken and in pain. I HATE these lying grifters.

Here's an extract from the linked article about her conviction and sentencing.

[quote]East Greenwich resident Sarah Cavanaugh, 32, was sentenced Tuesday to 70 months, or just under 6 years, in federal prison. Cavanaugh pled guilty in August to wire fraud, identity theft, forged military discharge certificates, and fraudulent use of military medals. U.S. District Court Chief Judge John J. McConnell Jr. remanded Cavanaugh into custody immediately following her sentencing.

McConnell said the fraud perpetrated was the “worst kind of victimization” and “beyond comprehension.”

Cavanaugh, a former licensed social worker employed by the Dept. of Veterans Affairs at the Providence Veterans Affairs Medical Center, falsely claimed to be a corporal in the Marine Corps. In addition, she claimed to be suffering from cancer that originated from exposure to burn pit sights in Iraq and Afghanistan and that she was dealing with PTSD from an IED blast. She went as far as to tell people at her gym that she was so wounded from her time in the military that she had trouble tying her shoes, which many routinely did for her.

Those who tell me I'm going there.

People who use coasters as books.

People who constantly tear down others

R11 Don't you have a bell?

The cretin posting all the Jamie Lee Curtis threads.

Clarence and Ginny Thomas

Animal abusers

Noisy chewers

... people who use phrases like "Touch grass" or "You need to sit with that for a while."

[quote][R11] Don't you have a bell?

He should. If you saw him you'd swear it was Quasimodo.

People using the fragment "end of."

Or, "I can't," "let that sink in," and "full stop."

---the giant, mother fucker-sized SUVs whose drivers predictably enter a highway and plop themselves always in the passing lane blocking traffic behind them and going no faster than 35 mph -- until they decide to want to pass and merge in the right lane right in front of you, immediately, at the very last moment before your upcoming exit on the right.

Monolingual people who make fun of non-native speakers trying to learn their language.

What is your native language, r44?

Republicans

White Cracker Jimmy Carter

Idiot Trolls ^

^^ Fascist thought police

Drivers in front of you who doodle-doodle-doodle along until they see a yellow light and then gun it — leaving YOU at the red light.

^Look who's R49 talking about fascism....

Narcissists.

Unfortunately, they'll feel even more special

Did someone call me.

Crap, messed up my post by repeating the punchline. Guess I get my own special place

DeF4cto

Fox "News"

People who cruise like they're being showcased in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade in the passing lane.

Those who use "joy" in phrases like "trans joy" or "black boy joy."

Bitch, I'm gay and we never had to pump ourselves up via external validation with phrases like "gay boy joy" or "lesbian joy."

Faggots

Niggers

Nigger Faggots

People who ask if you're working hard or hardly working.

bottoms with giant cocks.

Grown men who eat well done steak with ketchup.

Is it okay if they eat it rare with ketchup though, R62?

R63 yes

Prissy fussbudgets.

Oh wait... that's everyone on this thread...

One who doesn’t clutch pearls. Oh, dear!

Lazy entitled fucks who don't want to work because they are sticking it to the man, who stuck it to their parents and grandparents... all from the safe spaces of their parents basements, which they rarely leave.

And the parents that created these monsters.

Trolls, like the last 10 posts.

Paper towel manufacturers who don't perforate the rolls properly, so you get six sheets when you only wanted one.

The designers of this year’s trashy Oscar gowns that looked like they were fished out of a dumpster behind Hot Topic.

... people who don't return the grocery cart to the corral and instead just leave it there in the parking lot, which not only blocks a potential parking space for someone else but can also cause damage to nearby cars if a gust of wind blows it into one. Been there, done that.

Well, more like it was done to ME.

The subject of this thread: "Minnesota Republican: 'I have yet to meet a person in Minnesota that is hungry'", who also is known for assaulting his 14 year old daughter.

Rot in Hell, fucker!

Kari "I'm Really in Heaven" Lake [of Fire]

People who use corporate speak and change verbs to nouns, such as "What is the ask?". Ask is a verb, not a noun. Better to say "What is the request", or "what is the question"........

Those who let their dogs bark outside.

anyone who like disco music in the 1970's

That was everybody.

People with over 200 items who s-l-o-w-l-y use the self-checkout at the grocery store.

People with 50 items who use the "15 Items or Fewer" line at the grocery store.

People who will announce, "Oh, I forgot something!" while in line at the grocery store and then go wandering off, expecting everyone to wait until they have returned to be checked out next.

People in front of me at the grocery store who either pay with a check or question every price, claiming it was cheaper, requiring the cashier to send someone to go check.