Lindsay Lohan is pregnant

This will definitely be a C-section.

I'm seeing a 'Not Without My Daughter ' reboot starring Blohan in 5 yrs or less.

I have never thought she was a great beauty and never saw her appeal.

I have big plans for my grandbaby!!!

I genuinely thought she was barren after everything she did to her body

I wouldn't be surprised if it's an egg donor baby.

Crack baby.

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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome baby.

Wow. Did not see that coming.

Also, for some reason, I don't see her as being the "hire a surrogate/fake moonbump" type of gal. I'm almost positive she'll actually carry this baby.

You know, maybe that's why she looked so beautiful in that recent photo at the fashion show...she was really glowing and looked better than I've seen her in years. Perhaps she's really gotten all the partying and crap out of her system and will actually be a decent mother. Stranger things have happened.

However, there's no getting around addictive genetics/DNA. Only a truly nurturing upbringing can help circumvent those bum genes. Odds are she'll make a MUCH better mother than Britney Jean, that's for sure.

Wishing her and Lil' Lohan the best!

Good for her!

Drug addicts and the mentally ill shouldn’t be breeding.

Boo, you whore

Oh God No! Why ?

R10 the fact that she still has her garbage parents around her after all the evidence of them being bad for her...yeah

Oh god. You know that Dina is chompin’ at the bits to pimp out Lindsay’s offspring.

That child’s only hope is Lindz’s husband and his family. They are gonna have to repeatedly slap down DUIna and Michael Lohan’s delusional shenanigans, or else that child is doomed.

Oh pity the poor kid

That child's only hope is if Nana and Papa have an "accident"

Hmm...accelerating climate change, economic dissaray, threat of nuclear war in the Ukraine... All signs point to this being the Antichrist.

At least, let's hope. Could you imagine any other child making it out of her Salvador Dali womb in one piece?

Lindsey, Lume is great for expecting mothers and their stretch marks and stinky crevasses!

The woman they have doing the Lume commercials is overtly excited about the whole thing. Notice how it's a "whole body" deodorant? They want to sell you a "whole case" of that shit so you can use it all up quickly a lá "wash, rinse, repeat."

I don't understand how someone's ass crack can get so stinky that quickly after a shower, unless you are doing manual labor work or exercising. In which case you will most likely be showering directly after.

Oh, sorry. We were talking about Lindsay, not stinky ass cracks. Hmm. Still applies, I guess.

Good luck, baby.

Hope they don't make you come out through the herpes haven.

IT SPAWNED!

Boy or girl, they are naming it Nepo.

She's not going to be a regular mom, she's going to be a COOL mom!

Rosemary's baby - will it claw her face, which would be an improvement?

Wasn't she gay 10 years ago?

Oh dear, oh dear.

Red hair princess. If only she could have gotten her act together sooner. She should have JLaw’s career.

r29 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

In 20 years, Lindsay's son will be posting "I like green" and "I like the shapes that aren't triangles" on here.

I simply DEMAND that she someday star in a biopic about Ida Lupino!

It's okay R21. I'm also triggered by that overly enthusiastic Lume bitch going on and on about her stinky underboob and fat folds. Just stop it already, Dr. Shannon!

Damn, R5 beat me to it. But if this is true, I wish her well. And she needs to keep her parents completely away from it. Something tells me that won't happen, though.

She's been through so much. She looks healthy and happy, and I hope she truly is. Congratulations to them.🎊

It gives me pause that their baby shower registry calls for "small Pyrex tubes" and "adorable, tiny silver spoons that hold an eighth of a gram."

Hubby looks gay as hell. Wouldn't be surprised if he's paying her to be his beard.

Wouldn't it be funny if Lindsey's and Britney's husband knew each other?

Hmmm...

Funniest headline of the day. I didn't bother to read the article.

When I finally stopped laughing, I felt sad and also guilty because it's tragic that these damaged people breed.

Lindsay Lohan’s ex Samantha Ronson reacts to baby news: ‘Wish her all the best’

Is she a drug addict or did she just go through a prolonged party phase?

OP replies to herself a lot

R42 I guess we’ll find out soon enough.

Who knows? Maybe motherhood will help her mature. She's having kids in her mid 30s, so at least she's not too young and she's married too. Her husband is well-off. So the kid will be taken care of regardless. I agree with other posters that Michael and Dina need to be kept away from the kid as much as possible or only get to visit during the holidays.

Dina is already making calls to see if buybuy Baby makes a no-limit platinum VIP card, and if she can get cash for refunds or just store credit.

How much do white babies go for on the Chinese black market?

She’s gonna get soooooo fat

[Quote] Odds are she'll make a MUCH better mother than Britney Jean, that's for sure.

Pfft no she won't. Just wait until she decides to take her kid to Dubai. She hasn't changed at all.

Lindsey will be Cool Mom! There are no rules in this house! Why don't we do a few shots?

What

Whore finally got the baby she wanted after yachting for years in Dubai.

You know, I am not sure Lindsay is actually pregnant and not using a surrogate. She never said I'm pregnant. And no bump pics.

[quote]This will definitely be a C-section.

If not, does Valtrex come in Flintstones chewables?

R53 TMZ had a clip last week of the whole trashy Lohan clan having dinner at a restaurant. You couldn’t see Lindsay’s stomach because she was seated but her face is noticeably fatter. She looked good. Her sister on the other hand definitely has a Karen Carpenter vibe.

I'm shocked she hasn't overdosed yet. That's probably the best thing I can say about her right now. Oh, and her husband is handsome. Will the baby be born with Lindsay's extensions though?

Poor dumb bastard she's married to. Apparently hasn't figured out yet that she's just locked him into 18+ years of big money support payments after they divorce.

I am certain she did overdose a few.times in her 20s. She was hospitalized several times for "asthma attacls".

Was Paris's advice to pay a surrogate?

By whom, with what!?

Can I just say that I'm genuinely glad/relieved that Lindsay is having a boy? I think it would be tough for her to have a daughter (and really tough to be her daughter).

[quote]Shammas is a financier and he currently works as the Assistant Vice President at banking firm Credit Suisse. He previously worked as an associate with BNP Paribas Wealth Management. He earned a degree in 2010 from the University of South Florida in Mechanical Engineering and eventually received a Bachelor of Science in Finance degree from John H. Sykes College of Business.

And AVP doesn't make much money, yet estimates of his net worth are as high as $100mm. Rich family? Is he pimping her out to his wealthy friends? Her ring is supposedly worth $250K. He's not making that working as a wealth management associate. I wonder what the story is.

She is not aging well or is just no longer photogenic.