More of this short, sharp and slapdash snark, please.

My god, she's so much fun when she isn't sober.

That's very impressive engineering. Doctors, dressmakers, makeup wizardry and wig mastery. Amazing.

Whoever did that voiceover is a no-talent cunt, who thinks he's WAYYY too clever.

R2 Ain’t that the truth. “She” looks beautiful, but she has almost nothing to do with it. The Armani gown, the makeup, the $$ weave, and of course the cosmetic enhancements are doing all the heavy lifting here. Nicole is just an avatar for other people’s artistry.

Her face looks very sharp but relatively normal compared to how she has looked for the past couple of years. Must have caved and went under the knife for a real facelift

55. How many years until the ageless glamazon look shatters.

I love the "leaked audio" but I also laugh my ass off at the NFL "Bad Lip Reading" videos so 🤣🤣🤣

What the fuck is she doing with that weird neck move? She looks like an animatronic having a glitch. She's spooky/fun when drunk.

Speaking of spooky and Nic, I wish those "Practical Magic 2" rumors would manifest into something real!

She looks like a star. Amazing. We need more stars and less space junk on the red carpet.

Ha!, ha!, ha!, ha!!!

Look I’m an upside down mop 🤡

[quote]short, sharp and slapdash snark

You're a special kind of moron, aren't you.

She's drunk and that wig is nasty.

Oh, brother. She more plastic than tampax and zero charisma. Where is her country wife?; who is way more femme and funner than she.

For any of us who were around for that boat movie she made in the 80s, the transformation in her looks is fairy astonishing.

Fairly as well as a fairy I guess.

R14, she was a hot little fox. And for a long time, she was my favorite actress. Skilled and beautiful and alluring in everything. God, what a movie star.

I lol at leaked audio.

I can't stand her. Everything about her is FAKE, FAKE, FAKE!

That dress looks like she stole it from Nolan Miller.

Link isn’t bringing anything up for me