Academy Awards 95th Anniversary- Official Thread

Is Disney going to open with a Disco number?

I think the Oscars are also available to watch on YouTube

Here we go...

I was just raped on the red carpet

I vote for this as the official thread because the OP of the other one screwed up his photo.

How many official threads are we going to have?

We already have a thread.

I like this thread.

[quote] How many official threads are we going to have?

No less than eight.

I like the other one. It was first.

Who is that in OP? Asking honestly - I'm out of touch. Looks like if Justin Timberlake and Rand Paul had a baby?

I liked the opening until Kimmel showed up.

R11 Paul Mescal

Out of the choices, this appears to be the better thread.

In the event of duplicate threads we usually pick the one with the most posts, unless the title is a really poor choice.

I hate it already.

Did Brian Tyree Henry's grandma design his tux?

Is Brian Tyree Henry of the homosexual persausia?

Gooks annoying already.

I didn't see Tom Cruise in the pre-show, is he there?

He's not showing up for some weird reason tonight r19

Where can you live stream it?

This is one thirsty crowd.

I'm on Europe time, I thought this was supposed to start five minutes ago?

R20 really?

Who has the bad luck of sitting behind that woman wearing the big white thing on her head?

Who's that bitch in the audience with that huge white dress with the giant -- hood? I'd be pissed if I had to sit behind her.

Who is the Bene Gesserit?

[quote]wearing the big white thing on her head?

Is she a beekeeper?

I think that Austin Butler looks like a very young Barry Bostwick.

Ummm Cameron definitely didn’t show up because of the Director snub

This overview of various nominees leading to a joke - zzzzz.

Ke Huy Guan seems like such a jolly guy, he makes me smile.

My gut-instinct guesses for the Big Six winners:

Austin Butler (Elvis) for Best Actor - although Brendan Fraser could sneak it

Michelle Yeoh (Everything Everywhere All at Once) for Best Actress

Edward Berger (All Quiet on the Western Front) for Best Director

Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert (Everything Everywhere All at Once) for Best Original Screenplay

Edward Berger, Lesley Paterson & Ian Stokell (All Quiet on the Western Front) for Best Adapted Screenplay

All Quiet on the Western Front for Best Picture

Jimmy tipped the hat to Whoopi. ABC!

Someone pressured him to recognize Deadwyler and Davis, which is odd.

Joke about the Oscars show being long -- DRINK!

I actually love Jimmy. He’s funny

Jimmy rocks as host. 😎

R21

It is a Night at the AMPAS!

Shiny faces. Makeup now!

Emily Blunt has a nice ass for a woman pounded by Kraszinski and having shot out a few kids.

There is way more action on the other thread.

Jimmy Kimmel is georgous. I would do him in a moment.

FuboTV free trial is how you can watch

R43 because you’re posting from many accounts. I checked.

The loser who created the other thread literally had over 300 posts on it...

Sad over this

^Yes I feel rather sad too. I didn't see the broadcast but now that I know the winners I'm glad I didn't see it.

I'm only interested in the 'In Memoriam' sequence.

And that segment left out a lot of people.

Still too many fucking white people on it.

After the director of "All Quiet On The Western Front" profusely thanks the young star of the film- and the actor blows kisses back to him- the cameras cut to the audience and you see one young lady turn to another and say, "Gayyy".

Eva Longoria's tits were crooked. It's all you noticed as she blathered on.

R52 Really?