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What food can you absolutely under no circumstances be trusted to keep in your home for more than 24-hours?

Assuage my shame for inhaling a 3lb bag of cuties in under 20-minutes for the second time this week. I swear to god, if I was granted access to an unlimited supply of clementines I would just eat until I popped like a tick.

by Anonymousreply 203March 21, 2023 10:40 PM


by Anonymousreply 1March 11, 2023 2:06 AM

What’s “cuties”, precious? What’s “cuties”?

by Anonymousreply 2March 11, 2023 2:08 AM

Ice Cream. I never bring home more than a pint.

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by Anonymousreply 3March 11, 2023 2:10 AM

R2 Little balls of heaven.

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by Anonymousreply 4March 11, 2023 2:15 AM


by Anonymousreply 5March 11, 2023 2:16 AM

Bingeing on tangerines? This sounds like a stealth anorexia-bulimia thread.

by Anonymousreply 6March 11, 2023 2:18 AM

OP’s performative handwriting over eating a bag of ORANGES. It’s like Jen Anniston bragging about eating a single chip

by Anonymousreply 7March 11, 2023 2:18 AM

*handwringing. But you knew that.

by Anonymousreply 8March 11, 2023 2:18 AM

Princess marshmallows or quality 70%+ dark chocolate. Or a Greggs when it's still warm.

by Anonymousreply 9March 11, 2023 2:21 AM

You still get to be the fattest whore, R7. No one's trying to knock you off your pedestal.

by Anonymousreply 10March 11, 2023 2:24 AM

Ice cream.

by Anonymousreply 11March 11, 2023 2:24 AM

Chocolate-coated nougat.

by Anonymousreply 12March 11, 2023 2:24 AM

I liked the ‘popped like a tick’ part. Vivid.

by Anonymousreply 13March 11, 2023 2:25 AM

Chester Cheeto Popcorn, chocolate, pasta salad

by Anonymousreply 14March 11, 2023 2:41 AM

Chocolate coconut rough. It's crack to me.

by Anonymousreply 15March 11, 2023 2:44 AM

Chocolate eclairs. Wish I had some now.😕

by Anonymousreply 16March 11, 2023 2:46 AM

R15 Holy shit I just googled. I would happily eat my way to an early grave on this.

by Anonymousreply 17March 11, 2023 2:47 AM

Trader Joe's candied orange slices. I get high and eat the whole package.

by Anonymousreply 18March 11, 2023 2:49 AM

So do I R18.

by Anonymousreply 19March 11, 2023 2:50 AM

Pints of Talenti brand "Cold Brew Coffee Sorbetto." [Eyes rolling back in head even while just typing this.]

by Anonymousreply 20March 11, 2023 2:51 AM

peanut butter Oreos

by Anonymousreply 21March 11, 2023 2:52 AM

ice cream


barber frozen stuffed chicken breasts

fucking banquet fried chicken - won't even buy it, I am disgusting

hot pockets, see above

by Anonymousreply 22March 11, 2023 2:52 AM

I can keep it in my house for more than 24 hours, but under no circumstances do I trust myself to bring the bag to where I'm going to sit down and eat it, or I will vacuum up every bit: (don't laugh)

Unsweetened dried mango. Sweet nectar of the Gods.

by Anonymousreply 23March 11, 2023 2:54 AM

I love that too r23, any unsweetened dried fruit is like crack

by Anonymousreply 24March 11, 2023 2:54 AM

o, and black cherries. can't even buy them.

by Anonymousreply 25March 11, 2023 2:58 AM

Good lasagna and cashews

by Anonymousreply 26March 11, 2023 2:58 AM

Ditto, R23. Then I happily fart myself to sleep like a fat little bulldog.

by Anonymousreply 27March 11, 2023 2:59 AM


by Anonymousreply 28March 11, 2023 3:14 AM

Fresh flour tortillas Malted Milk Balls

by Anonymousreply 29March 11, 2023 3:17 AM

What do you make with your tortillas, r29?

by Anonymousreply 30March 11, 2023 3:22 AM

pesto sauce

by Anonymousreply 31March 11, 2023 3:23 AM

I'm a fucking weirdo when it comes to snacks. I'm lactose intolerant, so never any ice cream. Not a huge chocolate fan. I prefer savory things to sweet so I never buy cookies, or cakes. I like potato chips, but just occasionally.

I'm not a picky eater at all. I'll eat all of these things, I just don't ever buy them.

But apples. Cuties (also a big fan, OP). Pears (my all time favorite). Persian mini cucumbers. Avocados. Those are the things I'll sit down and eat 5 of at once.

by Anonymousreply 32March 11, 2023 3:25 AM

Donuts. I ate 3 pazcki in one sitting.

by Anonymousreply 33March 11, 2023 3:26 AM

OP I know the feeling! I once ate an entire celery bunch in four days!

by Anonymousreply 34March 11, 2023 3:27 AM

Potato chips and French onion dip.

by Anonymousreply 35March 11, 2023 3:27 AM

[quote]What do you make with your tortillas, [R29]?

He said malted milk balls.

by Anonymousreply 36March 11, 2023 3:27 AM

I find these very addictive...

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by Anonymousreply 37March 11, 2023 3:31 AM

hot fried chicken from a local mom & pop restaurant

by Anonymousreply 38March 11, 2023 3:31 AM

Cream cheese

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by Anonymousreply 40March 11, 2023 4:19 AM

Not sure how common this is, but I tend to NEED to keep at least some "crap" food in my house so if I have cravings I can "give in" a little. Something as simple as Apple Jacks (if I crave sugar) or salami and cheese, or cheese spread and crackers (if I want something fatty). If I have those things, I can eat a moderate amount and cravings will be gone. If I have NOTHING around, I'd probably leave and go get a full pizza and a BLizzard or some other fast food/junk food that is way worse overall (due to amount or composition) than the "cheat" food I'd eat at home.

by Anonymousreply 41March 11, 2023 4:34 AM

r41 I'm similar. I have a box of Cheeze-Its and a bag of Ruffles so I can take just a few at a time if I have a severe craving. The key for me is to open the box, grab a few, close the box and put it away and walk away. Never sit down with the bag/box. That's just begging for trouble.

by Anonymousreply 42March 11, 2023 4:46 AM

This brand of caramel corn. Popcornopolis.

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by Anonymousreply 43March 11, 2023 4:53 AM


by Anonymousreply 44March 11, 2023 4:55 AM

Chxoxolate coated mango

by Anonymousreply 45March 11, 2023 4:57 AM

Ice cream, cookies, chips.

by Anonymousreply 46March 11, 2023 4:59 AM

lately, roasted salted almonds. I can't buy them anymore, can't be rational about it, can't portion them out. I've tried to substitute those seafood snack papery squares - pffft. I bought apples - then went to town eating them with generous chunks of brie.

by Anonymousreply 47March 11, 2023 5:13 AM

Boiled peanuts

by Anonymousreply 48March 11, 2023 5:46 AM

Who's the poster who poses questions like Gollum, precious?

by Anonymousreply 49March 11, 2023 6:21 AM


by Anonymousreply 50March 11, 2023 6:35 AM

Turkish bread, organic Danish butter & Vegemite.

by Anonymousreply 51March 11, 2023 6:39 AM

Very funny, OP.

But also: what’s a house?

by Anonymousreply 52March 11, 2023 6:56 AM

I am the one with the tortillas. I am a normally dignified person - but when it comes to tortillas I am scary buffoon. Of course I love tortillas prepared properly. BUT when the “I hate my life so what the Hell Blues” hit - (hanging my head in shame) Eat them cold out of the package from the refrigerator - slathered with chunks of butter ….. OR equally as shaming - heat them on the burner - trying not to set them on fire and then the butter melts in it and stains my sweat shirt - and NO - I am not fat. But I can’t have tortillas in the house ….

by Anonymousreply 53March 11, 2023 7:10 AM

Ferrero Rocher chocolates. I know you snobs look down on them because they're not considered a high quality brand, but I don't care. I like them and I eat one after another. Deal with it.

by Anonymousreply 54March 11, 2023 7:13 AM

PS ^ Me - tortillas again - the refrigerator has to be left open or I have to be leaning against a kitchen counter while eating them - this somehow in my mind makes the eating the tortillas like this an unreal event that never happened.

by Anonymousreply 55March 11, 2023 7:15 AM

^was this from Kate’s Secret?

by Anonymousreply 56March 11, 2023 7:23 AM

Cherries. I practically inhale them during cherry season.

Hot glazed donuts, especially from Shipley’s.

by Anonymousreply 57March 11, 2023 7:37 AM

It wouldn't be THAT desperate, Fat Whore OP...but I'd really want to eat a hunk of Lemon Curd Italian Cream Cake if it were in my fridge right now.

by Anonymousreply 58March 11, 2023 7:42 AM

R53 Texas grocery store chain HEB has tortillerias in many of its stores where they make tortillas all day long. The warm, delicious smell, OMG. Anyway, one day I was shopping and I asked one of the employees to hand me the package that she had just wrapped up and I ate two before I left the parking lot.

by Anonymousreply 59March 11, 2023 7:44 AM

Wavy Pringles

Buy 'em, bring 'em home, grab a glass of someting cold/wet, sit down and shovel in the entire tube.

Putting them in the cupboard for later is useless. I know they're there. I can hear them beckoning me. Eat me! EAT me! EAT ME!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 60March 11, 2023 7:57 AM

Pringles Salt 'n Vinegar chips

by Anonymousreply 61March 11, 2023 7:58 AM

Black licorice

by Anonymousreply 62March 11, 2023 8:00 AM

Yes! Meredith Baxter Birney in Kate’s Secret! … Damn - Pringles - I can’t handle those either - those usually don’t make it out of the car.

by Anonymousreply 63March 11, 2023 8:02 AM

You're blocked, R62 😆. Black licorice is awful.

by Anonymousreply 64March 11, 2023 8:03 AM

For the uninitiated... I love this movie, R56 & R63.

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by Anonymousreply 65March 11, 2023 8:12 AM

Oreo cookies

by Anonymousreply 66March 11, 2023 8:15 AM

cherries, lychies and mangos, scotch butter biscuits, potato crisps (any kind), sausage rolls (particularly pork and fennel)....that's about it, anything else I can resist and dole out in smaller portions.

That said, I'm just sipping on a half shot of Drambuie on ice that I couldn't resist, so who am I kidding.

by Anonymousreply 67March 11, 2023 8:40 AM

Just when I thought the DL had lost all of its W/W, along comes "popped like a Tick." That....is a keeper. This thread made my morning.

by Anonymousreply 68March 11, 2023 8:45 AM

Any snack. I have little will power so I never really keep any snacks in the house. Even things like lunch meat and olives are not safe. I am not fat, but I know it I give in to all my cravings I will be. I make make up for it by eating fabulous breakfasts and dinners from my husband who is a fanatic chef.

by Anonymousreply 69March 11, 2023 9:11 AM

Snack size Milky Way and Snickers bars. No portion control exists, if they're small and individually wrapped, I'll just eat more. But the energy I expend opening up all of those tiny bars really burns up those extra calories.

by Anonymousreply 70March 11, 2023 11:38 AM

🐤 Marshmallow Peeps and Herrshey Milk Chocolate Nuggets are my crack. Any flavor, I love 'em all.

I eat so many of the delightful little chicks, I order them by the case from the Darfur Sam's Club.

by Anonymousreply 71March 11, 2023 11:51 AM

Nutella with brioche loaf sandwiches.

I hate the company for making the jar so hard to get all the Nutella out.

by Anonymousreply 72March 11, 2023 12:15 PM

Lemon meringue or coconut custard pie.

Actually, almost any pie.

by Anonymousreply 73March 11, 2023 12:16 PM


by Anonymousreply 74March 11, 2023 1:12 PM

Potato chips.

by Anonymousreply 75March 11, 2023 1:14 PM

R74= A Golden Girl 👧

by Anonymousreply 76March 11, 2023 1:23 PM

Gelson's Potatoe Salad!

by Anonymousreply 77March 11, 2023 1:35 PM

Doritos, I can literally consume an entire bag in one day *oink oink*

Tai Pei Shrimp Fried Rice frozen meals; absolutely LOVE THEM!

Swiss cheese

Gallo Italian Dry Salame

by Anonymousreply 78March 11, 2023 1:39 PM

Dark Chocolate Almond Rocha. It's so rich I get queasy.

by Anonymousreply 79March 11, 2023 2:36 PM

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Not Pieces or mini Reese's or whatever, just the original cups.

by Anonymousreply 80March 11, 2023 2:39 PM

Krispy Kreme

by Anonymousreply 81March 11, 2023 2:50 PM

shaved deitz and watson ham and provolone. rarely makes it as far as getting put on bread.

by Anonymousreply 82March 11, 2023 2:55 PM

Years ago my ex worked for the now defunct UPN - I realize it now - my ex was a tad shady. At Christmas one year his apartment was FULL aid Christmas Gift Baskedts the UPN was giving to corporate clients and VIPs - my ex looked and acted a little like a young Ray Romano so I am sure nobody looked twice at this affable young man walking out the door with a gift basket! ….. I think I gained 15 pounds that Christmas gorging myself on all of the high end chocolate, cookies and cheese in those baskets. To this day I CAN’T eat pistachios - I ate an obscene amount of pistachios that December.

by Anonymousreply 83March 11, 2023 4:17 PM

This is turning into the low brow food thread

by Anonymousreply 84March 11, 2023 4:17 PM

Potato chips or corn chips. Crunchy salty gets me every time.

by Anonymousreply 85March 11, 2023 4:22 PM

Pinto beans and cornbread made by my Mommy. She sure could cook.

by Anonymousreply 86March 11, 2023 4:28 PM

Have'A Corn Chips brand tortilla chips are crack to me. Eating all in one sitting, no guac or salsa necessary, but an added treat if I do have either.

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by Anonymousreply 87March 11, 2023 4:30 PM

The ultimate West Virginia steak!

by Anonymousreply 88March 11, 2023 4:30 PM

Rosemary and Olive Oil flavored Triscuits. Dear God I can really put those away with slices of cheese, as a side for soup, or as a snack. A box doesn't last too long in my home, I'm ashamed to say.

by Anonymousreply 89March 11, 2023 4:31 PM

Kinder Bueno bars. I swore never to buy one again. And strawberries.

by Anonymousreply 90March 11, 2023 4:33 PM

Mounds, olive loaf, ice cream sandwiches, chicken McNuggets, chip and dip

by Anonymousreply 91March 11, 2023 4:34 PM

R84, please tell us all the expensive foods that pretentious people such as yourself are addicted to 🧐.

by Anonymousreply 92March 11, 2023 4:35 PM

Salt lick

by Anonymousreply 93March 11, 2023 4:49 PM

R92 touchy touchy. I already added a low brow addiction to this thread. I just noticed how most of us are naming cheap snack foods.

I can eat an entire wheel of brie. There.

by Anonymousreply 94March 11, 2023 5:01 PM

Yes, R94. If you ate a lot of caviar in one sitting, you'd probably throw up.

by Anonymousreply 95March 11, 2023 5:16 PM

Bojangles biscuits

by Anonymousreply 96March 11, 2023 5:21 PM

Sanders Milk Chocolate Sea Salt Caramels.

I eat the whole bag. Delicious caramels. Also come in large canisters which I could never even consider buying.

The claim to be kettle cooked in small batches with real cream and butter and I believe every word of the claims.

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by Anonymousreply 97March 11, 2023 5:35 PM

R78 me too with Doritos. I know when I buy a big bag they will be gone by the next day so I very rarely do. About once a month I buy a small bag which is technically 3 servings so don’t feel so bad about devouring it in one feeding.

I can’t have ice cream in the house and go out for it when I have a craving.

by Anonymousreply 98March 11, 2023 5:37 PM

Chocolate candy - any type Nutella Ice Cream and Sherbet - any flavor Any salty snack - chips, popcorn, pretzels

by Anonymousreply 99March 11, 2023 5:39 PM

TJ’s dark cherries in the jar from Georgia, the country not the state.

Chicken fajitas

Wegman’s Pink Grapefruit Sorbet.

Smoked bluefish pate.

R97 you’re right to do so. My husband loves them, so much so I now have five of the big screw top tubs they came in which I use to store coffee beans before grinding.

by Anonymousreply 100March 11, 2023 5:40 PM

Nutter Butter cookies, Skittles, and Lay's Cheddar Jalapeno chips.

by Anonymousreply 101March 11, 2023 5:42 PM

I can't be trusted with a jar of peanut butter in the house.

I just know I would sit down and eat the entire jar with a spoon, fall asleep and die happy.

Instead, I steal those little individual serving packets of PB from the hotels I stay at and bring them home. For some reason, I can limit myself to just one packet, but if I have a whole jar it'll be history in one day.

by Anonymousreply 102March 11, 2023 5:48 PM

Spree candy

by Anonymousreply 103March 11, 2023 5:57 PM

I’m hopelessly addicted to cream cheese and will use it as a dip for anything, including crackers, walnuts, and potato chips. Of course, when dipping my chips into something as globby as cream cheese, they inevitably crumble and leave me with a mass of cheese and crumbs in my hand. I have no shame eating that goodness by the fistful.

by Anonymousreply 104March 11, 2023 5:57 PM

Try whipped cream cheese.

Fetish food.

by Anonymousreply 105March 11, 2023 5:59 PM

Six pounds of oranges in one week? Holy shit.

by Anonymousreply 106March 11, 2023 6:05 PM

I also love eating peanut butter straight out of the jar but had to stop as I almost suffocated myself several times by eating it too quickly.

It’s shocking that there aren’t warning labels on PB.

by Anonymousreply 107March 11, 2023 6:05 PM

R107 Maybe because you're the only one who does this.

by Anonymousreply 108March 11, 2023 6:13 PM

i. e. almost suffocates

by Anonymousreply 109March 11, 2023 6:14 PM

There is another thing that I really shouldn't have in the house (and haven't for four years) but it's specific to a local grocery store: freshly baked almond ring, with almond filling - and it's about 12" in diameter. I was living with four other people and one day when everyone was gone, I did an "Elaine" and kept slicing off "slivers" of it during the day, eventually eating half of the thing. I didn't want to eat the whole thing because everyone else was expecting to have some after dinner. But I do recall the sheer amazement on the face of one of my housemates when they realized I'd vacuumed down half of it on my own. Had I been alone, I probably would have finished the whole thing in one day (and paid for that in the bathroom later on).

by Anonymousreply 110March 11, 2023 6:21 PM


by Anonymousreply 111March 11, 2023 6:23 PM

It’s a bit of work, so do this before you light the bong.

Start with TJ’s smooth salted peanut butter and blend it in a ratio of about 4 or 5 spoonfuls to 1 spoonful of sweetened condensed milk, incorporated with a fork and then refrigerated.

Take a small Pyrex custard cup or another small microwave-safe bowl and fill it about an inch deep with dark chocolate chips. Melt in microwave on high - about 55 seconds in mine - and stir it to make sure all the chips are melted and cooled a bit. Add two tablespoons of heavy cream and stir until combined into a thick, pudding-like consistency. The traditional recipe calls for a 1 to 1 mixture of the two ingredients so I guess one could be anal about it and measure the chips, too.

Refrigerate for 20 to 30 minutes, then dip the tines of your fork into the PB mixture and then into the cup of the firmed-up ganache and enjoy. Better than any peanut butter cup. You won’t stop until the chocolate is gone.

by Anonymousreply 112March 11, 2023 6:28 PM

R97 did you grow up with Sanders?

Bumpy cak is like crack to me. Same with their milk chocolate dessert topping or bittersweet. Unfortunately you can’t order their hot fudge online anymore because they halted production. ☹️

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by Anonymousreply 113March 11, 2023 6:34 PM

[quote] Flies

I am with you on this, Darfur Orphan!

Nothing like some delicious sky raisins, plucked straight from the air!

Have you ever tried mixing them in a batch of fresh mud cookies? Heaven! It's a good thing water is so scarce around here, or I'd be as fat as a toothpick!

If I had an actual home, I couldn't be trusted bringing them in!

by Anonymousreply 114March 11, 2023 6:36 PM

R108 Unfortunately, there are many peanut butter-induced choking fatalities every year. Warning labels should absolutely be on every jar of PB that’s sold in America.

The Consumer Federation of America and the Center for Science in the Public Interest have been saying this for decades.

This is an urgent public health concern.

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by Anonymousreply 115March 11, 2023 6:37 PM

No, R97 but years ago a student of mine who now teaches at Oakland University near Detroit sent me two bumpy cakes, one chocolate and one caramel. They were OK but the white filling in the “bumps” on top just sends me into sugar shock. It’s an example of too much of a good thing. Is it their’s alone? I dunno why but I thought it must be one of those “state fair” foods like fried butter - again, meant to be too much of an otherwise good thing if eaten in moderation.

But with the cakes came a catalog and he’s been ordering the caramels ever since. By the tub.

by Anonymousreply 116March 11, 2023 6:46 PM

R116 was meant for R113.

by Anonymousreply 117March 11, 2023 6:47 PM

A jar of Marshmallow Fluff and a long handled spoon

by Anonymousreply 118March 11, 2023 6:49 PM

Any type of cooked pasta dish. Chicken Parm, Italian Sausage. Pizza.

by Anonymousreply 119March 11, 2023 6:51 PM

[quote]Unfortunately, there are many peanut butter-induced choking fatalities every year.

Oh, if only I'd known about this 25 years ago...

by Anonymousreply 120March 11, 2023 6:53 PM

Chocolate Covered Raisins

by Anonymousreply 121March 11, 2023 6:54 PM

A big cock and balls. My mouth waters just thinking about it.

by Anonymousreply 122March 11, 2023 7:00 PM

Culver's Frozen Vanilla Custard.

It's the only place in my life where I'll order vanilla over chocolate. But why choose? I take a pint of both.

r80, Me too.

I prefer them frozen so can bite/snap off the chocolate border than go to it on the peanut butter.

by Anonymousreply 123March 11, 2023 7:02 PM

R115 "...choking hazards to young children" The poster isn't a young child. He should know better.

by Anonymousreply 124March 11, 2023 7:05 PM

R116 that was a very nice gesture from your student! Yes they are very sweet but I grew up with them so doesn’t bother me so much. I usually have a small piece. It is theirs alone. They used to have over 50 candy/soda fountains all over the city of Detroit. My mother introduced me to the hot fudge ice cream puffs and other delights when I was very young.

Their caramels are excellent! Recently I saw a bag in the store and I grabbed them. I did not notice they were vegan. I do not like vegan items usually. But I tried them and was pleasantly surprised that they were very good!

by Anonymousreply 125March 11, 2023 7:07 PM


You're the devil!

by Anonymousreply 126March 11, 2023 7:11 PM

Ice cream and cake are not good for me to keep in the house. Right after I got sober, I wasn't working. I had recently bought a KitchenAid stand mixer, and I used to bake a cake every day. And then I'd eat it. Shortly I learned I could bring it to a meeting.

Frozen is the only way to eat Reese's PBCs.

The frosting to cake ratio of the Bumpy Cakes looks too heavily weighted toward frosting for me.

I never liked peanut butter. And if I eat more than a spoonful, it gives me a headache. Fritos do, too. I must be allergic or sensitive to peanuts and corn.

I only cook two or three ounces of pasta at a time. If I make and sauce an entire pound, I'll eat it within 24 hours.

by Anonymousreply 127March 11, 2023 7:11 PM

rugelach, baklava, danishes, sufganiyot, chatti pathiri, quiche, samosas, falafels... pretty much anything flaky, fried and you'll regret the next day.

grow a variety of melons and squashes, so that ends up in virtually everything, too.. watermelons especially in the summer, from soups to drinks or right off the vine.

blue cheese

chocolate covered espresso beans...

beef tongue

iced tea

by Anonymousreply 128March 11, 2023 7:11 PM

when I was on the west coast, any seafood (pacific) and some freshwater but don't much care for it from anywhere else.

by Anonymousreply 129March 11, 2023 7:18 PM

If it tastes good…… SPIT IT OUT!

by Anonymousreply 130March 11, 2023 7:52 PM

Spicy trail mix like this:

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by Anonymousreply 131March 11, 2023 8:45 PM

R84- Correction- this is turning into a low brow

FAT WHORES thread.

by Anonymousreply 132March 11, 2023 9:01 PM

R73- I used to make a FAB Banana Cream Pie from a recipe I found in my mother's old Woman's Day Encyclopedia Of Cookery.

I baked the homemade crust first. When it cooled I sliced ripe bananas to cover the crust then made the custard/cream and poured that over the sliced bananas then I made whipped cream with confectioners sugar and vanilla extract on top of that I sprinkled toasted coconut and scored two bananas before slicing them and making a ring of them around the edge of the pie. It was a scrumptious pie with the bananas, custard and fresh whipped cream 😋

by Anonymousreply 133March 11, 2023 9:07 PM

Drakes Cherry Pies.

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by Anonymousreply 134March 11, 2023 9:12 PM

I'm the same R80. I've bought the 8 packs at the store thinking "this will last me a week".

Gone in a day.

by Anonymousreply 135March 11, 2023 9:12 PM

Food manufacturers have reduced the sizes of the products and raised prices, they're bigger pigs than I can ever hope to be. But the silver lining is you will save a few calories, pints of ice cream are a relic.

by Anonymousreply 136March 11, 2023 9:16 PM

True R136 but the cost of pretty much everything has gone up. Workers wages, electricity, ice cream ingredients, etc.

by Anonymousreply 137March 11, 2023 9:22 PM

[quote]pints of ice cream are a relic.

Though Haagen-Dazs has shrunk to 14 oz., Ben & Jerry's is still 16 oz. Other, more expensive premium ice creams (Jeni's, Millie's, Graeter's) hold the line at 16 oz. I'd be really pissed if one of those shrunk their pint.

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by Anonymousreply 138March 11, 2023 9:25 PM

I love how Ben & Jerry’s list the nutrition information for both a serving and the entire pint. Keeping it real and no shame.

by Anonymousreply 139March 11, 2023 9:28 PM

[quote]Their caramels are excellent! Recently I saw a bag in the store and I grabbed them. I did not notice they were vegan. I do not like vegan items usually. But I tried them and was pleasantly surprised that they were very good!

r125/r113, the Sanders caramels aren't Vegan. They have milk, cream and butter in them. They are delicous. I get them at Publix. Also available on Amazon.

by Anonymousreply 140March 12, 2023 10:06 AM

Ice cream.

Onion dip.

Doritos and some other “salty” chips.

by Anonymousreply 141March 12, 2023 10:15 AM

R140 I should’ve made myself more clear. Sanders does make a vegan version of their caramels. I did not know this. I just assumed the bag I grabbed was regular caramels.

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by Anonymousreply 142March 12, 2023 10:39 AM


Lawd, I lose ALL control!

by Anonymousreply 143March 12, 2023 12:40 PM


or small animals...

just a lot of stuf.

by Anonymousreply 144March 12, 2023 12:42 PM

^ Don't come at me...

I have a glandular problem

by Anonymousreply 145March 12, 2023 12:43 PM

R139- Many food products list both the calories for a serving and the calories for the entire contents- it's becoming more and more common.

by Anonymousreply 146March 12, 2023 1:43 PM

[quote] Many food products list both the calories for a serving and the calories for the entire contents-

Does anyone actually take those lists into consideration before shoveling the product into their wide-open mouths????? I sure don't!!!!

by Anonymousreply 147March 12, 2023 1:47 PM

I do. I’m low carb, so every time I’m tempted to eat something bad, I look at the nutritional label, and I lose my appetite for bad carbs

by Anonymousreply 148March 12, 2023 2:17 PM

Cocaine Pie

by Anonymousreply 149March 12, 2023 2:24 PM

Me too r148. If the total calories don’t turn me off, the sugar/carbs/fat/sodium is usually enough to keep me in check.

by Anonymousreply 150March 12, 2023 2:25 PM

Yep, I see why people are out of shape. Many never read nutritional labels.

by Anonymousreply 151March 12, 2023 2:29 PM

[quote] I've bought the 8 packs at the store thinking "this will last me a week". Gone in a day.

If I had an 8-pack of Reese's Cups I'd put them in one tall stack and just woodchipper those things right into my mouth, splinters of chocolate flying past my head.

by Anonymousreply 152March 12, 2023 2:38 PM

R148 You are hereby dismissed from The Fat Whores of DL. Security will be up shortly to escort you out.

by Anonymousreply 153March 12, 2023 3:38 PM

Roasted salted macadamia nuts.

by Anonymousreply 154March 12, 2023 4:38 PM

Pickled eggs

by Anonymousreply 155March 12, 2023 5:14 PM

Potato chips, particularly cheddar, but really, any potato chip will call out my name seductively. I cannot let them in the house.

by Anonymousreply 156March 12, 2023 7:34 PM

Rotisserie Chickens from the market. I can eat almost all of it in one sitting. At night, I toss the skin and bones into my crock pot to simmer overnight, and wake to the smell of homemade chicken broth. Then its chicken noodle soup and dessert all day long.

by Anonymousreply 157March 12, 2023 8:49 PM

Tamari almonds

by Anonymousreply 158March 12, 2023 9:05 PM

Thanks to everyone who mentioned Sanders caramels. I ordered a container on Amazon just now.

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by Anonymousreply 159March 12, 2023 9:06 PM

Aldi's Sea Salt Caramels

by Anonymousreply 160March 12, 2023 9:09 PM

Guacamole or avocado spread.

I can eat a 1Qt tub in one sitting.

I may have a bit of a problem.

by Anonymousreply 161March 12, 2023 9:31 PM

R159 those are delicious! Don’t forget to order a chocolate peanut butter block! I think it’s on Amazon but it’s more expensive.

by Anonymousreply 162March 12, 2023 10:00 PM

These are the best caramels I've ever had in my life. The only food I have almost eaten myself sick on as an adult. I now limit myself to only Christmas, and I place my order fully being honest with myself that however big it is, it will be gone within a day of arrival.

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by Anonymousreply 163March 13, 2023 8:29 AM


by Anonymousreply 164March 13, 2023 11:43 AM

Snyder's Honey Mustard Pretzel Pieces

Hershey's Pot of Gold Boxed Chocolates

by Anonymousreply 165March 13, 2023 9:32 PM

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

by Anonymousreply 166March 15, 2023 9:09 AM

Gardetto snack mix

by Anonymousreply 167March 15, 2023 9:21 AM

Count Chocula cereal. Green seedless grapes. Freshly baked bread. Brownies. Cinnamon rolls.

by Anonymousreply 168March 15, 2023 6:34 PM

Those fancy cocktail cherries like Amarena or Luxardo. They are super sweet so I only need one or two or three! Sometimes I mix a few cherries & the syrup with some Canada Dry ginger ale. Delicious! They are like crack to me!

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by Anonymousreply 169March 15, 2023 8:35 PM

so many fat cunts in this thread!

for me, it's booze

by Anonymousreply 170March 15, 2023 8:37 PM

Any form of chocolate or cake. I don't buy any because it is like heroin to me. The fat whores at work are always bring that shit in. It's like they want to make everyone a fat whore.

by Anonymousreply 171March 15, 2023 8:41 PM

R170 newsflash! Booze makes you fat too!

by Anonymousreply 172March 15, 2023 8:47 PM

[quote] They are super sweet so I only need one or two or three!

This is not what the thread is about. If you're able to eat two or three, then you can keep a bottle of these cherries in your house without gorging.

by Anonymousreply 173March 15, 2023 9:01 PM

You are right R173. I lost sight of what this thread is all about. OK so forget I said cherries. Because if I ate them all at once I would be in a sugar coma!

by Anonymousreply 174March 15, 2023 9:47 PM

Based on r20's recommendation I got Talenti Cold Brew Sorbetto. I can confirm it is very good and will be added to my rotation.

by Anonymousreply 175March 15, 2023 10:51 PM

Bone broth. I have to hide it when I’m on my IV, or squirting ozone up my ass, because I’ll destroy a whole 6 Oz box of it. I’m terrible!

by Anonymousreply 176March 15, 2023 11:14 PM

I’m addicted to Sukhi’s pea and potato samosas with cilantro chutney.

I hate hot spicy foods because my tongue can’t take it. But Sukhi’s isn’t hot. God I love the cilantro chutney and wish I could buy jarfuls of it. Can’t buy it from Amazon because everyone who ordered cilantro chutney in a jar says it came smashed up. I have to go to a Wild By Nature store to buy it.

by Anonymousreply 177March 15, 2023 11:23 PM

Bachman Jax

by Anonymousreply 178March 15, 2023 11:32 PM

Albanese brand gummi bears! The bestest, most juiciest gummies ever. I can polish off a pound in an hour. Also shrimp prepared any old way, salted cashews, those thin pretzel chips from Aldi, brie, good guacamole with El Milagro tortilla chips and salted pistachios.

by Anonymousreply 179March 16, 2023 12:30 AM

R53, Have you ever done homemade flour tortillas? Heated over an open flame and then slathered with melted butter? You'd die. Even the aroma of them when they come off the flat iron. Oh my goodness. Try this.

by Anonymousreply 180March 16, 2023 12:39 AM

I think it's official. DL has a homemade flour tortillas troll.

by Anonymousreply 181March 16, 2023 2:43 AM

All you people listing fruits and whatnot are LIARS

by Anonymousreply 182March 16, 2023 4:09 AM

Cretors Chicago mix popcorn. I will eat the entire bag in one sitting.

by Anonymousreply 183March 16, 2023 3:25 PM

Fruit juice, especially orange.

by Anonymousreply 184March 16, 2023 7:17 PM

^Future diabetic.

by Anonymousreply 185March 16, 2023 7:20 PM

I know 😖.

by Anonymousreply 186March 16, 2023 7:23 PM

Potato Chips. No matter what kind. I went over my food budget one time and bought the $2 store brand and devoured them within 24 hours. We're talking the large family-sized bag.

by Anonymousreply 187March 16, 2023 7:50 PM

I just got my Sanders Caramels from amazon. They're probably good, and they're nice and fresh, but they suffer from the usual problem I have when caramel is mixed with chocolate: the two flavors cancel each other out, and all I taste is sweetness.

I wish one of you who love them lived down the street, and could come by and get them.

- r159

by Anonymousreply 188March 16, 2023 10:11 PM

Snyder’s pretzel sticks! I say to myself “ i’ll stop after this handful” but I am unable to stop!

by Anonymousreply 189March 16, 2023 10:12 PM

R188 you need some caramels in very dark chocolate. Yum!

by Anonymousreply 190March 16, 2023 10:21 PM

R185 You're mean and you don't even have the decency to be clever. Why don't fuck off if you don't have anything to contribute.

by Anonymousreply 191March 17, 2023 5:48 AM

Salted pistachios in the shell.

by Anonymousreply 192March 17, 2023 6:43 AM

Sesame sticks!

by Anonymousreply 193March 18, 2023 4:51 AM

York Peppermint Patties.

by Anonymousreply 194March 18, 2023 5:15 AM

I love cuties.

I also love chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies.

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by Anonymousreply 196March 18, 2023 5:25 AM

Trader Joe’s sweet and spicy pecans. They are amazing!

by Anonymousreply 197March 18, 2023 5:51 AM

R112 I tried your little PB & chocolate recipe and I must say it is delicious! I may even make it again tonight. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 198March 19, 2023 10:40 PM

Dark chocolate covered raisins

by Anonymousreply 199March 19, 2023 10:45 PM

You have the sweetened condensed milk in the can with Saran Wrap over it, R198. And peanut butter and the rest of the bag of morsels. C’mon. You’re not gonna make fudge, are you?

A bit of kosher salt in the chocolate mix while it’s still warm changes the taste of the cocoa. For the better.

by Anonymousreply 200March 19, 2023 11:17 PM

I thought about it tonight R200 but I had two orange cake cookies instead! Maybe tomorrow night!

by Anonymousreply 201March 21, 2023 5:40 AM

Starbuck’s cranberry bliss bars.

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by Anonymousreply 202March 21, 2023 10:31 PM


Tiny jar, gone at one sitting. Expensive, too.

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