Assuage my shame for inhaling a 3lb bag of cuties in under 20-minutes for the second time this week. I swear to god, if I was granted access to an unlimited supply of clementines I would just eat until I popped like a tick.
What food can you absolutely under no circumstances be trusted to keep in your home for more than 24-hours?
|by Anonymous||reply 203||March 21, 2023 10:40 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||March 11, 2023 2:06 AM|
What’s “cuties”, precious? What’s “cuties”?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||March 11, 2023 2:08 AM|
Ice Cream. I never bring home more than a pint.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||March 11, 2023 2:10 AM|
R2 Little balls of heaven.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||March 11, 2023 2:15 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||March 11, 2023 2:16 AM|
Bingeing on tangerines? This sounds like a stealth anorexia-bulimia thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||March 11, 2023 2:18 AM|
OP’s performative handwriting over eating a bag of ORANGES. It’s like Jen Anniston bragging about eating a single chip
|by Anonymous||reply 7||March 11, 2023 2:18 AM|
*handwringing. But you knew that.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||March 11, 2023 2:18 AM|
Princess marshmallows or quality 70%+ dark chocolate. Or a Greggs when it's still warm.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||March 11, 2023 2:21 AM|
You still get to be the fattest whore, R7. No one's trying to knock you off your pedestal.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||March 11, 2023 2:24 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||March 11, 2023 2:24 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||March 11, 2023 2:24 AM|
I liked the ‘popped like a tick’ part. Vivid.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||March 11, 2023 2:25 AM|
Chester Cheeto Popcorn, chocolate, pasta salad
|by Anonymous||reply 14||March 11, 2023 2:41 AM|
Chocolate coconut rough. It's crack to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||March 11, 2023 2:44 AM|
Chocolate eclairs. Wish I had some now.😕
|by Anonymous||reply 16||March 11, 2023 2:46 AM|
R15 Holy shit I just googled. I would happily eat my way to an early grave on this.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||March 11, 2023 2:47 AM|
Trader Joe's candied orange slices. I get high and eat the whole package.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||March 11, 2023 2:49 AM|
So do I R18.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||March 11, 2023 2:50 AM|
Pints of Talenti brand "Cold Brew Coffee Sorbetto." [Eyes rolling back in head even while just typing this.]
|by Anonymous||reply 20||March 11, 2023 2:51 AM|
peanut butter Oreos
|by Anonymous||reply 21||March 11, 2023 2:52 AM|
barber frozen stuffed chicken breasts
fucking banquet fried chicken - won't even buy it, I am disgusting
hot pockets, see above
|by Anonymous||reply 22||March 11, 2023 2:52 AM|
I can keep it in my house for more than 24 hours, but under no circumstances do I trust myself to bring the bag to where I'm going to sit down and eat it, or I will vacuum up every bit: (don't laugh)
Unsweetened dried mango. Sweet nectar of the Gods.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||March 11, 2023 2:54 AM|
I love that too r23, any unsweetened dried fruit is like crack
|by Anonymous||reply 24||March 11, 2023 2:54 AM|
o, and black cherries. can't even buy them.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||March 11, 2023 2:58 AM|
Good lasagna and cashews
|by Anonymous||reply 26||March 11, 2023 2:58 AM|
Ditto, R23. Then I happily fart myself to sleep like a fat little bulldog.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||March 11, 2023 2:59 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 28||March 11, 2023 3:14 AM|
Fresh flour tortillas Malted Milk Balls
|by Anonymous||reply 29||March 11, 2023 3:17 AM|
What do you make with your tortillas, r29?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||March 11, 2023 3:22 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||March 11, 2023 3:23 AM|
I'm a fucking weirdo when it comes to snacks. I'm lactose intolerant, so never any ice cream. Not a huge chocolate fan. I prefer savory things to sweet so I never buy cookies, or cakes. I like potato chips, but just occasionally.
I'm not a picky eater at all. I'll eat all of these things, I just don't ever buy them.
But apples. Cuties (also a big fan, OP). Pears (my all time favorite). Persian mini cucumbers. Avocados. Those are the things I'll sit down and eat 5 of at once.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||March 11, 2023 3:25 AM|
Donuts. I ate 3 pazcki in one sitting.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||March 11, 2023 3:26 AM|
OP I know the feeling! I once ate an entire celery bunch in four days!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||March 11, 2023 3:27 AM|
Potato chips and French onion dip.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||March 11, 2023 3:27 AM|
[quote]What do you make with your tortillas, [R29]?
He said malted milk balls.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||March 11, 2023 3:27 AM|
I find these very addictive...
|by Anonymous||reply 37||March 11, 2023 3:31 AM|
hot fried chicken from a local mom & pop restaurant
|by Anonymous||reply 38||March 11, 2023 3:31 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 39||March 11, 2023 3:55 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||March 11, 2023 4:19 AM|
Not sure how common this is, but I tend to NEED to keep at least some "crap" food in my house so if I have cravings I can "give in" a little. Something as simple as Apple Jacks (if I crave sugar) or salami and cheese, or cheese spread and crackers (if I want something fatty). If I have those things, I can eat a moderate amount and cravings will be gone. If I have NOTHING around, I'd probably leave and go get a full pizza and a BLizzard or some other fast food/junk food that is way worse overall (due to amount or composition) than the "cheat" food I'd eat at home.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||March 11, 2023 4:34 AM|
r41 I'm similar. I have a box of Cheeze-Its and a bag of Ruffles so I can take just a few at a time if I have a severe craving. The key for me is to open the box, grab a few, close the box and put it away and walk away. Never sit down with the bag/box. That's just begging for trouble.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||March 11, 2023 4:46 AM|
This brand of caramel corn. Popcornopolis.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||March 11, 2023 4:53 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||March 11, 2023 4:55 AM|
Chxoxolate coated mango
|by Anonymous||reply 45||March 11, 2023 4:57 AM|
Ice cream, cookies, chips.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||March 11, 2023 4:59 AM|
lately, roasted salted almonds. I can't buy them anymore, can't be rational about it, can't portion them out. I've tried to substitute those seafood snack papery squares - pffft. I bought apples - then went to town eating them with generous chunks of brie.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||March 11, 2023 5:13 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 48||March 11, 2023 5:46 AM|
Who's the poster who poses questions like Gollum, precious?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||March 11, 2023 6:21 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||March 11, 2023 6:35 AM|
Turkish bread, organic Danish butter & Vegemite.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||March 11, 2023 6:39 AM|
Very funny, OP.
But also: what’s a house?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||March 11, 2023 6:56 AM|
I am the one with the tortillas. I am a normally dignified person - but when it comes to tortillas I am scary buffoon. Of course I love tortillas prepared properly. BUT when the “I hate my life so what the Hell Blues” hit - (hanging my head in shame) Eat them cold out of the package from the refrigerator - slathered with chunks of butter ….. OR equally as shaming - heat them on the burner - trying not to set them on fire and then the butter melts in it and stains my sweat shirt - and NO - I am not fat. But I can’t have tortillas in the house ….
|by Anonymous||reply 53||March 11, 2023 7:10 AM|
Ferrero Rocher chocolates. I know you snobs look down on them because they're not considered a high quality brand, but I don't care. I like them and I eat one after another. Deal with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||March 11, 2023 7:13 AM|
PS ^ Me - tortillas again - the refrigerator has to be left open or I have to be leaning against a kitchen counter while eating them - this somehow in my mind makes the eating the tortillas like this an unreal event that never happened.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||March 11, 2023 7:15 AM|
^was this from Kate’s Secret?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||March 11, 2023 7:23 AM|
Cherries. I practically inhale them during cherry season.
Hot glazed donuts, especially from Shipley’s.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||March 11, 2023 7:37 AM|
It wouldn't be THAT desperate, Fat Whore OP...but I'd really want to eat a hunk of Lemon Curd Italian Cream Cake if it were in my fridge right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||March 11, 2023 7:42 AM|
R53 Texas grocery store chain HEB has tortillerias in many of its stores where they make tortillas all day long. The warm, delicious smell, OMG. Anyway, one day I was shopping and I asked one of the employees to hand me the package that she had just wrapped up and I ate two before I left the parking lot.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||March 11, 2023 7:44 AM|
Buy 'em, bring 'em home, grab a glass of someting cold/wet, sit down and shovel in the entire tube.
Putting them in the cupboard for later is useless. I know they're there. I can hear them beckoning me. Eat me! EAT me! EAT ME!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||March 11, 2023 7:57 AM|
Pringles Salt 'n Vinegar chips
|by Anonymous||reply 61||March 11, 2023 7:58 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 62||March 11, 2023 8:00 AM|
Yes! Meredith Baxter Birney in Kate’s Secret! … Damn - Pringles - I can’t handle those either - those usually don’t make it out of the car.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||March 11, 2023 8:02 AM|
You're blocked, R62 😆. Black licorice is awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||March 11, 2023 8:03 AM|
For the uninitiated... I love this movie, R56 & R63.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||March 11, 2023 8:12 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 66||March 11, 2023 8:15 AM|
cherries, lychies and mangos, scotch butter biscuits, potato crisps (any kind), sausage rolls (particularly pork and fennel)....that's about it, anything else I can resist and dole out in smaller portions.
That said, I'm just sipping on a half shot of Drambuie on ice that I couldn't resist, so who am I kidding.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||March 11, 2023 8:40 AM|
Just when I thought the DL had lost all of its W/W, along comes "popped like a Tick." That....is a keeper. This thread made my morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||March 11, 2023 8:45 AM|
Any snack. I have little will power so I never really keep any snacks in the house. Even things like lunch meat and olives are not safe. I am not fat, but I know it I give in to all my cravings I will be. I make make up for it by eating fabulous breakfasts and dinners from my husband who is a fanatic chef.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||March 11, 2023 9:11 AM|
Snack size Milky Way and Snickers bars. No portion control exists, if they're small and individually wrapped, I'll just eat more. But the energy I expend opening up all of those tiny bars really burns up those extra calories.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||March 11, 2023 11:38 AM|
🐤 Marshmallow Peeps and Herrshey Milk Chocolate Nuggets are my crack. Any flavor, I love 'em all.
I eat so many of the delightful little chicks, I order them by the case from the Darfur Sam's Club.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||March 11, 2023 11:51 AM|
Nutella with brioche loaf sandwiches.
I hate the company for making the jar so hard to get all the Nutella out.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||March 11, 2023 12:15 PM|
Lemon meringue or coconut custard pie.
Actually, almost any pie.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||March 11, 2023 12:16 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 74||March 11, 2023 1:12 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 75||March 11, 2023 1:14 PM|
R74= A Golden Girl 👧
|by Anonymous||reply 76||March 11, 2023 1:23 PM|
Gelson's Potatoe Salad!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||March 11, 2023 1:35 PM|
Doritos, I can literally consume an entire bag in one day *oink oink*
Tai Pei Shrimp Fried Rice frozen meals; absolutely LOVE THEM!
Gallo Italian Dry Salame
|by Anonymous||reply 78||March 11, 2023 1:39 PM|
Dark Chocolate Almond Rocha. It's so rich I get queasy.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||March 11, 2023 2:36 PM|
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Not Pieces or mini Reese's or whatever, just the original cups.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||March 11, 2023 2:39 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 81||March 11, 2023 2:50 PM|
shaved deitz and watson ham and provolone. rarely makes it as far as getting put on bread.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||March 11, 2023 2:55 PM|
Years ago my ex worked for the now defunct UPN - I realize it now - my ex was a tad shady. At Christmas one year his apartment was FULL aid Christmas Gift Baskedts the UPN was giving to corporate clients and VIPs - my ex looked and acted a little like a young Ray Romano so I am sure nobody looked twice at this affable young man walking out the door with a gift basket! ….. I think I gained 15 pounds that Christmas gorging myself on all of the high end chocolate, cookies and cheese in those baskets. To this day I CAN’T eat pistachios - I ate an obscene amount of pistachios that December.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||March 11, 2023 4:17 PM|
This is turning into the low brow food thread
|by Anonymous||reply 84||March 11, 2023 4:17 PM|
Potato chips or corn chips. Crunchy salty gets me every time.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||March 11, 2023 4:22 PM|
Pinto beans and cornbread made by my Mommy. She sure could cook.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||March 11, 2023 4:28 PM|
Have'A Corn Chips brand tortilla chips are crack to me. Eating all in one sitting, no guac or salsa necessary, but an added treat if I do have either.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||March 11, 2023 4:30 PM|
The ultimate West Virginia steak!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||March 11, 2023 4:30 PM|
Rosemary and Olive Oil flavored Triscuits. Dear God I can really put those away with slices of cheese, as a side for soup, or as a snack. A box doesn't last too long in my home, I'm ashamed to say.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||March 11, 2023 4:31 PM|
Kinder Bueno bars. I swore never to buy one again. And strawberries.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||March 11, 2023 4:33 PM|
Mounds, olive loaf, ice cream sandwiches, chicken McNuggets, chip and dip
|by Anonymous||reply 91||March 11, 2023 4:34 PM|
R84, please tell us all the expensive foods that pretentious people such as yourself are addicted to 🧐.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||March 11, 2023 4:35 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 93||March 11, 2023 4:49 PM|
R92 touchy touchy. I already added a low brow addiction to this thread. I just noticed how most of us are naming cheap snack foods.
I can eat an entire wheel of brie. There.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||March 11, 2023 5:01 PM|
Yes, R94. If you ate a lot of caviar in one sitting, you'd probably throw up.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||March 11, 2023 5:16 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 96||March 11, 2023 5:21 PM|
Sanders Milk Chocolate Sea Salt Caramels.
I eat the whole bag. Delicious caramels. Also come in large canisters which I could never even consider buying.
The claim to be kettle cooked in small batches with real cream and butter and I believe every word of the claims.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||March 11, 2023 5:35 PM|
R78 me too with Doritos. I know when I buy a big bag they will be gone by the next day so I very rarely do. About once a month I buy a small bag which is technically 3 servings so don’t feel so bad about devouring it in one feeding.
I can’t have ice cream in the house and go out for it when I have a craving.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||March 11, 2023 5:37 PM|
Chocolate candy - any type Nutella Ice Cream and Sherbet - any flavor Any salty snack - chips, popcorn, pretzels
|by Anonymous||reply 99||March 11, 2023 5:39 PM|
TJ’s dark cherries in the jar from Georgia, the country not the state.
Wegman’s Pink Grapefruit Sorbet.
Smoked bluefish pate.
R97 you’re right to do so. My husband loves them, so much so I now have five of the big screw top tubs they came in which I use to store coffee beans before grinding.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||March 11, 2023 5:40 PM|
Nutter Butter cookies, Skittles, and Lay's Cheddar Jalapeno chips.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||March 11, 2023 5:42 PM|
I can't be trusted with a jar of peanut butter in the house.
I just know I would sit down and eat the entire jar with a spoon, fall asleep and die happy.
Instead, I steal those little individual serving packets of PB from the hotels I stay at and bring them home. For some reason, I can limit myself to just one packet, but if I have a whole jar it'll be history in one day.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||March 11, 2023 5:48 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 103||March 11, 2023 5:57 PM|
I’m hopelessly addicted to cream cheese and will use it as a dip for anything, including crackers, walnuts, and potato chips. Of course, when dipping my chips into something as globby as cream cheese, they inevitably crumble and leave me with a mass of cheese and crumbs in my hand. I have no shame eating that goodness by the fistful.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||March 11, 2023 5:57 PM|
Try whipped cream cheese.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||March 11, 2023 5:59 PM|
Six pounds of oranges in one week? Holy shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||March 11, 2023 6:05 PM|
I also love eating peanut butter straight out of the jar but had to stop as I almost suffocated myself several times by eating it too quickly.
It’s shocking that there aren’t warning labels on PB.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||March 11, 2023 6:05 PM|
R107 Maybe because you're the only one who does this.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||March 11, 2023 6:13 PM|
i. e. almost suffocates
|by Anonymous||reply 109||March 11, 2023 6:14 PM|
There is another thing that I really shouldn't have in the house (and haven't for four years) but it's specific to a local grocery store: freshly baked almond ring, with almond filling - and it's about 12" in diameter. I was living with four other people and one day when everyone was gone, I did an "Elaine" and kept slicing off "slivers" of it during the day, eventually eating half of the thing. I didn't want to eat the whole thing because everyone else was expecting to have some after dinner. But I do recall the sheer amazement on the face of one of my housemates when they realized I'd vacuumed down half of it on my own. Had I been alone, I probably would have finished the whole thing in one day (and paid for that in the bathroom later on).
|by Anonymous||reply 110||March 11, 2023 6:21 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 111||March 11, 2023 6:23 PM|
It’s a bit of work, so do this before you light the bong.
Start with TJ’s smooth salted peanut butter and blend it in a ratio of about 4 or 5 spoonfuls to 1 spoonful of sweetened condensed milk, incorporated with a fork and then refrigerated.
Take a small Pyrex custard cup or another small microwave-safe bowl and fill it about an inch deep with dark chocolate chips. Melt in microwave on high - about 55 seconds in mine - and stir it to make sure all the chips are melted and cooled a bit. Add two tablespoons of heavy cream and stir until combined into a thick, pudding-like consistency. The traditional recipe calls for a 1 to 1 mixture of the two ingredients so I guess one could be anal about it and measure the chips, too.
Refrigerate for 20 to 30 minutes, then dip the tines of your fork into the PB mixture and then into the cup of the firmed-up ganache and enjoy. Better than any peanut butter cup. You won’t stop until the chocolate is gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||March 11, 2023 6:28 PM|
R97 did you grow up with Sanders?
Bumpy cak is like crack to me. Same with their milk chocolate dessert topping or bittersweet. Unfortunately you can’t order their hot fudge online anymore because they halted production. ☹️
|by Anonymous||reply 113||March 11, 2023 6:34 PM|
I am with you on this, Darfur Orphan!
Nothing like some delicious sky raisins, plucked straight from the air!
Have you ever tried mixing them in a batch of fresh mud cookies? Heaven! It's a good thing water is so scarce around here, or I'd be as fat as a toothpick!
If I had an actual home, I couldn't be trusted bringing them in!
|by Anonymous||reply 114||March 11, 2023 6:36 PM|
R108 Unfortunately, there are many peanut butter-induced choking fatalities every year. Warning labels should absolutely be on every jar of PB that’s sold in America.
The Consumer Federation of America and the Center for Science in the Public Interest have been saying this for decades.
This is an urgent public health concern.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||March 11, 2023 6:37 PM|
No, R97 but years ago a student of mine who now teaches at Oakland University near Detroit sent me two bumpy cakes, one chocolate and one caramel. They were OK but the white filling in the “bumps” on top just sends me into sugar shock. It’s an example of too much of a good thing. Is it their’s alone? I dunno why but I thought it must be one of those “state fair” foods like fried butter - again, meant to be too much of an otherwise good thing if eaten in moderation.
But with the cakes came a catalog and he’s been ordering the caramels ever since. By the tub.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||March 11, 2023 6:46 PM|
R116 was meant for R113.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||March 11, 2023 6:47 PM|
A jar of Marshmallow Fluff and a long handled spoon
|by Anonymous||reply 118||March 11, 2023 6:49 PM|
Any type of cooked pasta dish. Chicken Parm, Italian Sausage. Pizza.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||March 11, 2023 6:51 PM|
[quote]Unfortunately, there are many peanut butter-induced choking fatalities every year.
Oh, if only I'd known about this 25 years ago...
|by Anonymous||reply 120||March 11, 2023 6:53 PM|
Chocolate Covered Raisins
|by Anonymous||reply 121||March 11, 2023 6:54 PM|
A big cock and balls. My mouth waters just thinking about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||March 11, 2023 7:00 PM|
Culver's Frozen Vanilla Custard.
It's the only place in my life where I'll order vanilla over chocolate. But why choose? I take a pint of both.
r80, Me too.
I prefer them frozen so can bite/snap off the chocolate border than go to it on the peanut butter.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||March 11, 2023 7:02 PM|
R115 "...choking hazards to young children" The poster isn't a young child. He should know better.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||March 11, 2023 7:05 PM|
R116 that was a very nice gesture from your student! Yes they are very sweet but I grew up with them so doesn’t bother me so much. I usually have a small piece. It is theirs alone. They used to have over 50 candy/soda fountains all over the city of Detroit. My mother introduced me to the hot fudge ice cream puffs and other delights when I was very young.
Their caramels are excellent! Recently I saw a bag in the store and I grabbed them. I did not notice they were vegan. I do not like vegan items usually. But I tried them and was pleasantly surprised that they were very good!
|by Anonymous||reply 125||March 11, 2023 7:07 PM|
You're the devil!
|by Anonymous||reply 126||March 11, 2023 7:11 PM|
Ice cream and cake are not good for me to keep in the house. Right after I got sober, I wasn't working. I had recently bought a KitchenAid stand mixer, and I used to bake a cake every day. And then I'd eat it. Shortly I learned I could bring it to a meeting.
Frozen is the only way to eat Reese's PBCs.
The frosting to cake ratio of the Bumpy Cakes looks too heavily weighted toward frosting for me.
I never liked peanut butter. And if I eat more than a spoonful, it gives me a headache. Fritos do, too. I must be allergic or sensitive to peanuts and corn.
I only cook two or three ounces of pasta at a time. If I make and sauce an entire pound, I'll eat it within 24 hours.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||March 11, 2023 7:11 PM|
rugelach, baklava, danishes, sufganiyot, chatti pathiri, quiche, samosas, falafels... pretty much anything flaky, fried and you'll regret the next day.
grow a variety of melons and squashes, so that ends up in virtually everything, too.. watermelons especially in the summer, from soups to drinks or right off the vine.
chocolate covered espresso beans...
|by Anonymous||reply 128||March 11, 2023 7:11 PM|
when I was on the west coast, any seafood (pacific) and some freshwater but don't much care for it from anywhere else.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||March 11, 2023 7:18 PM|
If it tastes good…… SPIT IT OUT!
|by Anonymous||reply 130||March 11, 2023 7:52 PM|
Spicy trail mix like this:
|by Anonymous||reply 131||March 11, 2023 8:45 PM|
R84- Correction- this is turning into a low brow
FAT WHORES thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||March 11, 2023 9:01 PM|
R73- I used to make a FAB Banana Cream Pie from a recipe I found in my mother's old Woman's Day Encyclopedia Of Cookery.
I baked the homemade crust first. When it cooled I sliced ripe bananas to cover the crust then made the custard/cream and poured that over the sliced bananas then I made whipped cream with confectioners sugar and vanilla extract on top of that I sprinkled toasted coconut and scored two bananas before slicing them and making a ring of them around the edge of the pie. It was a scrumptious pie with the bananas, custard and fresh whipped cream 😋
|by Anonymous||reply 133||March 11, 2023 9:07 PM|
Drakes Cherry Pies.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||March 11, 2023 9:12 PM|
I'm the same R80. I've bought the 8 packs at the store thinking "this will last me a week".
Gone in a day.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||March 11, 2023 9:12 PM|
Food manufacturers have reduced the sizes of the products and raised prices, they're bigger pigs than I can ever hope to be. But the silver lining is you will save a few calories, pints of ice cream are a relic.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||March 11, 2023 9:16 PM|
True R136 but the cost of pretty much everything has gone up. Workers wages, electricity, ice cream ingredients, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||March 11, 2023 9:22 PM|
[quote]pints of ice cream are a relic.
Though Haagen-Dazs has shrunk to 14 oz., Ben & Jerry's is still 16 oz. Other, more expensive premium ice creams (Jeni's, Millie's, Graeter's) hold the line at 16 oz. I'd be really pissed if one of those shrunk their pint.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||March 11, 2023 9:25 PM|
I love how Ben & Jerry’s list the nutrition information for both a serving and the entire pint. Keeping it real and no shame.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||March 11, 2023 9:28 PM|
[quote]Their caramels are excellent! Recently I saw a bag in the store and I grabbed them. I did not notice they were vegan. I do not like vegan items usually. But I tried them and was pleasantly surprised that they were very good!
r125/r113, the Sanders caramels aren't Vegan. They have milk, cream and butter in them. They are delicous. I get them at Publix. Also available on Amazon.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||March 12, 2023 10:06 AM|
Doritos and some other “salty” chips.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||March 12, 2023 10:15 AM|
R140 I should’ve made myself more clear. Sanders does make a vegan version of their caramels. I did not know this. I just assumed the bag I grabbed was regular caramels.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||March 12, 2023 10:39 AM|
Lawd, I lose ALL control!
|by Anonymous||reply 143||March 12, 2023 12:40 PM|
or small animals...
just a lot of stuf.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||March 12, 2023 12:42 PM|
^ Don't come at me...
I have a glandular problem
|by Anonymous||reply 145||March 12, 2023 12:43 PM|
R139- Many food products list both the calories for a serving and the calories for the entire contents- it's becoming more and more common.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||March 12, 2023 1:43 PM|
[quote] Many food products list both the calories for a serving and the calories for the entire contents-
Does anyone actually take those lists into consideration before shoveling the product into their wide-open mouths????? I sure don't!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 147||March 12, 2023 1:47 PM|
I do. I’m low carb, so every time I’m tempted to eat something bad, I look at the nutritional label, and I lose my appetite for bad carbs
|by Anonymous||reply 148||March 12, 2023 2:17 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 149||March 12, 2023 2:24 PM|
Me too r148. If the total calories don’t turn me off, the sugar/carbs/fat/sodium is usually enough to keep me in check.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||March 12, 2023 2:25 PM|
Yep, I see why people are out of shape. Many never read nutritional labels.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||March 12, 2023 2:29 PM|
[quote] I've bought the 8 packs at the store thinking "this will last me a week". Gone in a day.
If I had an 8-pack of Reese's Cups I'd put them in one tall stack and just woodchipper those things right into my mouth, splinters of chocolate flying past my head.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||March 12, 2023 2:38 PM|
R148 You are hereby dismissed from The Fat Whores of DL. Security will be up shortly to escort you out.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||March 12, 2023 3:38 PM|
Roasted salted macadamia nuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||March 12, 2023 4:38 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 155||March 12, 2023 5:14 PM|
Potato chips, particularly cheddar, but really, any potato chip will call out my name seductively. I cannot let them in the house.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||March 12, 2023 7:34 PM|
Rotisserie Chickens from the market. I can eat almost all of it in one sitting. At night, I toss the skin and bones into my crock pot to simmer overnight, and wake to the smell of homemade chicken broth. Then its chicken noodle soup and dessert all day long.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||March 12, 2023 8:49 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 158||March 12, 2023 9:05 PM|
Thanks to everyone who mentioned Sanders caramels. I ordered a container on Amazon just now.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||March 12, 2023 9:06 PM|
Aldi's Sea Salt Caramels
|by Anonymous||reply 160||March 12, 2023 9:09 PM|
Guacamole or avocado spread.
I can eat a 1Qt tub in one sitting.
I may have a bit of a problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||March 12, 2023 9:31 PM|
R159 those are delicious! Don’t forget to order a chocolate peanut butter block! I think it’s on Amazon but it’s more expensive.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||March 12, 2023 10:00 PM|
These are the best caramels I've ever had in my life. The only food I have almost eaten myself sick on as an adult. I now limit myself to only Christmas, and I place my order fully being honest with myself that however big it is, it will be gone within a day of arrival.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||March 13, 2023 8:29 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 164||March 13, 2023 11:43 AM|
Snyder's Honey Mustard Pretzel Pieces
Hershey's Pot of Gold Boxed Chocolates
|by Anonymous||reply 165||March 13, 2023 9:32 PM|
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
|by Anonymous||reply 166||March 15, 2023 9:09 AM|
Gardetto snack mix
|by Anonymous||reply 167||March 15, 2023 9:21 AM|
Count Chocula cereal. Green seedless grapes. Freshly baked bread. Brownies. Cinnamon rolls.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||March 15, 2023 6:34 PM|
Those fancy cocktail cherries like Amarena or Luxardo. They are super sweet so I only need one or two or three! Sometimes I mix a few cherries & the syrup with some Canada Dry ginger ale. Delicious! They are like crack to me!
|by Anonymous||reply 169||March 15, 2023 8:35 PM|
so many fat cunts in this thread!
for me, it's booze
|by Anonymous||reply 170||March 15, 2023 8:37 PM|
Any form of chocolate or cake. I don't buy any because it is like heroin to me. The fat whores at work are always bring that shit in. It's like they want to make everyone a fat whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||March 15, 2023 8:41 PM|
R170 newsflash! Booze makes you fat too!
|by Anonymous||reply 172||March 15, 2023 8:47 PM|
[quote] They are super sweet so I only need one or two or three!
This is not what the thread is about. If you're able to eat two or three, then you can keep a bottle of these cherries in your house without gorging.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||March 15, 2023 9:01 PM|
You are right R173. I lost sight of what this thread is all about. OK so forget I said cherries. Because if I ate them all at once I would be in a sugar coma!
|by Anonymous||reply 174||March 15, 2023 9:47 PM|
Based on r20's recommendation I got Talenti Cold Brew Sorbetto. I can confirm it is very good and will be added to my rotation.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||March 15, 2023 10:51 PM|
Bone broth. I have to hide it when I’m on my IV, or squirting ozone up my ass, because I’ll destroy a whole 6 Oz box of it. I’m terrible!
|by Anonymous||reply 176||March 15, 2023 11:14 PM|
I’m addicted to Sukhi’s pea and potato samosas with cilantro chutney.
I hate hot spicy foods because my tongue can’t take it. But Sukhi’s isn’t hot. God I love the cilantro chutney and wish I could buy jarfuls of it. Can’t buy it from Amazon because everyone who ordered cilantro chutney in a jar says it came smashed up. I have to go to a Wild By Nature store to buy it.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||March 15, 2023 11:23 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 178||March 15, 2023 11:32 PM|
Albanese brand gummi bears! The bestest, most juiciest gummies ever. I can polish off a pound in an hour. Also shrimp prepared any old way, salted cashews, those thin pretzel chips from Aldi, brie, good guacamole with El Milagro tortilla chips and salted pistachios.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||March 16, 2023 12:30 AM|
R53, Have you ever done homemade flour tortillas? Heated over an open flame and then slathered with melted butter? You'd die. Even the aroma of them when they come off the flat iron. Oh my goodness. Try this.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||March 16, 2023 12:39 AM|
I think it's official. DL has a homemade flour tortillas troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||March 16, 2023 2:43 AM|
All you people listing fruits and whatnot are LIARS
|by Anonymous||reply 182||March 16, 2023 4:09 AM|
Cretors Chicago mix popcorn. I will eat the entire bag in one sitting.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||March 16, 2023 3:25 PM|
Fruit juice, especially orange.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||March 16, 2023 7:17 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 185||March 16, 2023 7:20 PM|
I know 😖.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||March 16, 2023 7:23 PM|
Potato Chips. No matter what kind. I went over my food budget one time and bought the $2 store brand and devoured them within 24 hours. We're talking the large family-sized bag.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||March 16, 2023 7:50 PM|
I just got my Sanders Caramels from amazon. They're probably good, and they're nice and fresh, but they suffer from the usual problem I have when caramel is mixed with chocolate: the two flavors cancel each other out, and all I taste is sweetness.
I wish one of you who love them lived down the street, and could come by and get them.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||March 16, 2023 10:11 PM|
Snyder’s pretzel sticks! I say to myself “ i’ll stop after this handful” but I am unable to stop!
|by Anonymous||reply 189||March 16, 2023 10:12 PM|
R188 you need some caramels in very dark chocolate. Yum!
|by Anonymous||reply 190||March 16, 2023 10:21 PM|
R185 You're mean and you don't even have the decency to be clever. Why don't fuck off if you don't have anything to contribute.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||March 17, 2023 5:48 AM|
Salted pistachios in the shell.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||March 17, 2023 6:43 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 193||March 18, 2023 4:51 AM|
York Peppermint Patties.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||March 18, 2023 5:15 AM|
I love cuties.
I also love chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||March 18, 2023 5:16 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 196||March 18, 2023 5:25 AM|
Trader Joe’s sweet and spicy pecans. They are amazing!
|by Anonymous||reply 197||March 18, 2023 5:51 AM|
R112 I tried your little PB & chocolate recipe and I must say it is delicious! I may even make it again tonight. Thanks!
|by Anonymous||reply 198||March 19, 2023 10:40 PM|
Dark chocolate covered raisins
|by Anonymous||reply 199||March 19, 2023 10:45 PM|
You have the sweetened condensed milk in the can with Saran Wrap over it, R198. And peanut butter and the rest of the bag of morsels. C’mon. You’re not gonna make fudge, are you?
A bit of kosher salt in the chocolate mix while it’s still warm changes the taste of the cocoa. For the better.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||March 19, 2023 11:17 PM|
I thought about it tonight R200 but I had two orange cake cookies instead! Maybe tomorrow night!
|by Anonymous||reply 201||March 21, 2023 5:40 AM|
Starbuck’s cranberry bliss bars.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||March 21, 2023 10:31 PM|
Tiny jar, gone at one sitting. Expensive, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||March 21, 2023 10:40 PM|