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Let's be......Kevin Sessums' autopsy!

I'm the 5 litres of cum siphoned from his stomach.

by Anonymousreply 46April 4, 2023 7:31 PM

I'm the furball he got after eating one of his pies.

by Anonymousreply 2March 10, 2023 7:39 PM

I’m the infected pus pockets in his jaw that gave him sepsis, and actually killed him

by Anonymousreply 3March 10, 2023 8:13 PM

I'm the surgical assistant who fees utterly violated just being here.

by Anonymousreply 4March 11, 2023 8:20 AM

I’m Tina Brown. I warned u bitches.

by Anonymousreply 5March 12, 2023 4:15 PM

Did she die?

by Anonymousreply 6March 12, 2023 4:17 PM

R6 no she's still in Paris wafting around in her cruddy jeans.

Back to the thread..... I'm the only person who can't be identified from their dental records because of my meth mouth.

by Anonymousreply 7March 12, 2023 6:34 PM

I’m his rotting penis and prolapsed hole…the stench could knock the flies off a shit wagon

by Anonymousreply 8March 12, 2023 9:52 PM

I'm someone going through his phone in search of a next of kin contact.

All I see are 'names' such as:

Black XXL San Diego

Vermont Fister

NYE scat

Homeless underage

Meth dude SF

by Anonymousreply 9March 12, 2023 10:41 PM

I'm the last person to see him alive; 'Felch Boy 2000'

by Anonymousreply 10March 13, 2023 7:33 AM

I’m the one distended, deformed nipple Sessums would pull on whilst deep throating some homeless meth addict with open sores all over his penis

by Anonymousreply 11March 13, 2023 4:45 PM

I'm the crow he never swallowed.

by Anonymousreply 12March 13, 2023 5:21 PM

I'm the chief surgeon, uncertain as to whether I'm swabbing Sessum's mouth or his sphincter.

They're identical in form and contents.

by Anonymousreply 13March 13, 2023 8:26 PM

I'm the crusty jeans they had to cut off the cadaver.

by Anonymousreply 14March 13, 2023 9:09 PM

I’m his shit skidded underwear with the yellow stains in front.

by Anonymousreply 15March 13, 2023 9:15 PM

I'm the surgeon poking and prodding the body with a stick.

"This is.....this is a person? Right?!"

by Anonymousreply 16March 13, 2023 10:07 PM

I'm the stoic blue light emanating out of his asshole that the pathologist prods at to find it was a dildo shaped torch.

by Anonymousreply 17March 14, 2023 1:37 AM

I a DL moderator getting ready to pull the life support plug on behalf of sissy's DNR proxy

by Anonymousreply 18March 14, 2023 1:48 AM

I'm the cadaver that NEEDS TO GET FUCKED RIGHT NOW!

by Anonymousreply 19March 14, 2023 1:49 AM

I'm the hot young hospital porter who recognises this stiff on the gurney.

"Omg! It's that old dude from last week that kept sending me pics of his blown out hole on Grindr. His dick pics were SO faked!"

by Anonymousreply 20March 14, 2023 6:41 AM

I'm his rigor mortis claws typing pretentious, faux southern-belle breathy nonsense long after Sesshie's soul has left its body to go to the big GoFundMe Scam-O-Rama headquarters in the sky.

by Anonymousreply 21March 14, 2023 7:07 AM

My name is Richard G and I’m the gerbil they found trapped in Sesshie’s distended bung hole. AMA!

by Anonymousreply 22March 14, 2023 7:48 AM

I'm the newly discovered STD that has no name, until now...SESSUMS VIRUS

by Anonymousreply 23March 14, 2023 2:28 PM

I’m the female clothes he’s wearing, that make shesshie feel shexy!!

by Anonymousreply 24March 15, 2023 2:27 PM

I’m the English riding helmet he wears whilst bicycling. He was the laughingstock of San Francisco AND Provincetown because of it, and THATS hard to do!!!

by Anonymousreply 25March 16, 2023 3:28 AM

This is too mean, even for DL. Come on.

by Anonymousreply 26March 16, 2023 3:39 AM

Well, R26, I guess this thread isn't for you. Luckily, there are many others.

by Anonymousreply 27March 16, 2023 3:42 AM

[quote] I’m the English riding helmet he wears whilst bicycling.

Whilst? A kick in the cunt for you!

by Anonymousreply 28March 16, 2023 4:25 AM

Why do all the other Sessums threads get deleted?

Does he threaten DL with lawsuits?

by Anonymousreply 29March 16, 2023 4:46 AM

I'm the French mortician; "zis man, 'ee is... 'ow you say....a ravin' 'omosex-u-el'?

by Anonymousreply 30March 16, 2023 7:13 AM

I'm his prolapsed anus sitting on a buoy somewhere off P'town.

by Anonymousreply 31March 17, 2023 4:06 PM

R31. funny you should say that….he shit his pants on commercial street. WONDER WHY??

by Anonymousreply 32March 17, 2023 5:18 PM

He probably shat at Some Like It Hot.

by Anonymousreply 33March 21, 2023 9:03 PM

We need to remember to pull this thread out when the Fraus, Blacks etc complain that we only pick on them.

“Misogynoir!!! You all are only critical of black women!!!”

“Bitch! Go look at the Messy Sessy thread!”

by Anonymousreply 34March 21, 2023 9:11 PM

I’m the fecal encrusted ass hairs that surround his gaping maw of a shithole.

by Anonymousreply 35March 22, 2023 8:48 PM

It's only a hole...the rest prolapsed long ago somewhere on the Provincetown dock.

by Anonymousreply 36March 23, 2023 2:39 AM

I’m the meth rotted tooth he’s dealing with in Paris, (trying to get his moronic followers to pay for his dental bills). Only one idiot woman bothered.

by Anonymousreply 37March 23, 2023 6:45 PM

I’m Pan.

by Anonymousreply 38March 23, 2023 6:46 PM

I’m his shitbreath!

by Anonymousreply 39March 28, 2023 11:52 PM

I'm Julia Roberts with this grin....

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by Anonymousreply 40March 29, 2023 1:53 AM

I'm his Mac computer delighted he won't be doing anymore shit writing through me

by Anonymousreply 41April 4, 2023 3:26 PM

I’m his pusshy, still messhy posthumously.

by Anonymousreply 43April 4, 2023 4:24 PM

I'm his cruddy iPhone delighted I won't be used to take pictures of Uncle Fester wearing her thrift store finds anymore or the pictures with random strangers or his surreptitious creepy pictures of 20 something men or his diarrhea inducing 'meals'.

by Anonymousreply 44April 4, 2023 5:37 PM

I'm all his "friends" on social media who will be heaving a sigh of relief we won't feel obliged to indulge the sad, deluded, old fool anymore, and will promptly delete him from our "Friends" list.

by Anonymousreply 45April 4, 2023 5:42 PM

I'm the 'garret' finally free of the stink of fetid blue cheese and his diarrhea and acrid semen in tissues.

by Anonymousreply 46April 4, 2023 7:31 PM
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