Colin Jost is one giant hunk of a man

Well, we know Colin posts here. Hi Collin!

OMG, OP. Aim higher.

I love him. He's guy-next-door sexy.

Hunk? He looks like that failed mutant senator, turned water puddle, from the X-Men 1 movie.

I find him hot too. Can't explain it.

His over-inflated ego and SNL "look at me, aren't I clever and funny?" behavior turn me off.

Maybe it's the kind of cool, kind of arrogant straight guy thing, R5?

Keep off, you bitches!

AWG

no neck.

HIs smug preppy douche-bro looks and attitude are a turn-on for some and a turn-off for others.

He's a litmus test for us gays

He's carved out of cream cheese that's why fat whores like OP luv him.

Has he gone beyond anchoring Weekend Update on SNL or done any films or other TV work?

Yes, R11! Is it a bottom thing to find that particular personality alluring?

R10 we don’t make fun of people who don’t have necks, not in this household!

meh - okay looking.

chineck

Loved his book! Just sayin'

R13, he was in that horrible Tom & Jerry movie released a couple years ago.

I've seen better.

He doesn't seem ambitious at all. Living on looks that started fading by 30 and his dick. He must be a decent fuck to pull the A list pussy.

[quote]no neck.

It ain't his neck I'm interested in.

The neck thing is clearly because he's cold and is retracting his head, the way we all do. It's not seen in other pictures of him.

I find him attractive. Given ScarJo’s record with men, he should be available in the not too distant future.

Staten Island trash.

I don't find him appealing. He looks like an Osmond brother with special needs.

He reminds me of my ex. 15 lbs. can make the difference between super adorable and fat pig.

Is that semen in his beard?

All yours, OP.

(How much did Scarlett pay you to post this? Did her hubby need an ego boost?)

He looks better without his hair combed back. He is getting to be a husky boy. lol

That must be it, R29. The only way that someone could possibly disagree with you is if they're paid to do so.

That's right! r31

R28, yes…as a matter of fact it is…

Jost is from the swanky Grymes Hill neighborhood and a Harvard grad. Not everyone from SI is trash.

He was playing the odds, r34.

I bet he's got a big ol donkey dick!!! Yeeeehawww!

R36 I look at him and envision tiny meat.

I loathe his entire personality and find his joke writing ability to be absolute crap, but the first time I saw him shirtless I knew I would ride his cock all night long

Has ScarJo cheated yet? 3 years is her marriage norm.

I think you mean Rorschach test, R11

This is from a set of photos of him surfing in the Hamptons. He’s a fucking giant and in great shape. I can’t believe any one of you queens would turn him down.

Yuck. His mouth area is like concave.

Extremely bland and generic, with questionable facial features. Pass.

The guy is solid muscle, buff, and strong. Just my type.

Isn't this an old picture?

Solid muscle?

BEEFY!

A pompous carton of milk. And not that muscular anyway.

He looks like an ogre in the OP picture, but an ogre with relatively soft features. To me, he pretty much represents the 'average white guy,' except with teeth that some people peobably consider perfect, and which I find unnerving.

Solid bear!

He has a future!

When his hair isn’t brushed back it looks like a thick rug.

I'll ride his cock when ScarJo dumps him

He looks pretty buff here.

Walrus

Pound my hole surf daddy!

Looks like he’s wearing a wig at OP. His beard hairs are white and his wig hairs are jet brown.

He looks like a thumb with hair in that photo at OP.

He's one of the rare men who looks hot when clothed but "meh" when shirtless.

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OP = Colin.

[quote] Pound my hole surf daddy!

With what?

Beards often go partially white early. He’s a gorgeous Staten Island stud, wearing that wife beater and a St Christopher medal.

Like Leo DiCaprio was at that age - reasonably cute face, but not buff or in particularly great shape. It was all about the clothes and the grooming.

I think Colin is really good looking, but I know his look. We call it one Quarter Pounder with Cheese away from obesity. He probably has to fight tooth and nail to keep the weight off.

I'm with you, OP. This guy is a stud.

Tastes like Irish Spring.

[quote] We call it one Quarter Pounder with Cheese away from obesity.

"We"?

By which you mean you and the British people, Your Majesty?

We saw him at a beach in Montauk during the lockdown. He looked pretty tasty.

I'd eat that ass like I was at an all you can eat buffet. Just my type, reminds me of Seth MacFarlane.

R69 = Seth MacFarlane.

R69 did you also want to eat Aaron Schock’s ass like it was your last meal?

I wonder what his family thought about him marrying Scarjo who doesn't have a great track record. He is going to end up with Ted Kennedy head.

I would love him on top of me and I’d love to lick his pits.

He does nothing for me. Nothing.

I want him inside me, deeply.

I like both him and Michael Che, though I don't want to sit through the rest of the junk to watch them. And I got pissed when they got rid of Beck Bennett -- such a great Vladimir Putin and Mike Pence.

I'm not sure the two spots of gray on Colin's chin really work for him, though.

I’m assuming he and ScarJo have an open marriage. She’s on the record saying monogamy might not be for her and there have been plenty of blinds about him fooling around as well.

He’s straight. He eats snatch. Get over it.

He and Pete Buttigieg studied together at Harvard

He looks better with his clothes on,he has a cute face I’d like fuck hard.

After being married to uncut foreign cock (Canadian Ryan Reynolds and Frenchman Romain Dauriac) I bet ScarJo was starving for some prime cut American cock!

I've had a couple of uncut foreigners, but nothing beats the taste of a nice, cut penis.

Incidentally, Colin looks like a high school classmate I once knew and was fortunate to see naked in the town pool lockers -- he had a thick, juicy one!

Isn’t he also Anders Holm?

R81 Gwyneth Paltrow did the same thing. Always linked to American men like Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck. Was even engaged to Pitt. Then she wed Chris Martin out of the blue. Now she's with Brad Falchuk.

[quote]He and Pete Buttigieg studied together at Harvard

I can't imagine him studying anywhere.

He's a hunk. Very hot.

I’d live to see him in a jockstrap.

r76 I feel the same way. The best part of the SNL show is the Jost/Che jokes but usually the other cast characters they have on there during the Weekend Update ruin it.

He looks hot in a suit, but his body proportions in the beach pix are weird. Like, not quite human.

Is he a king? Is he a whole mood? A bop?

Feast away R73!

does he enjoy scarjo's shenis?

Look he's a white man a white man with hair!

I think this guy is ugramocious. All yours, CJ lovers.

With pleasure, R90.

Most guys look better with clothes on, unless they spend their days in the gym.

A guy in a suit and tie is hot.

wonder if his bush is as white as his scruff.

He eats pussy you dumbasses. He’s straight.

He stinks.

So what if he's straight, we can't find him hot?

R97 No one is speculating about his sexuality dumb fuck.

While I find him hot on SNL I've yet to see a hot photo of him in this thread.

[quote]While I find him hot on SNL I've yet to see a hot photo of him in this thread.

Some people need a little extra help via hair and makeup.

[quote]He and Pete Buttigieg studied together at Harvard

I wonder if Colin was bi-curious at the time, and engaged in advanced male anatomy study with closeted Pete. At the very least they may have watched each other jack off to orgasm, two hard tools, in sliding fists, shooting arcs of pearly seed.

Contain yourself, R103!

MARY, R103 !!!!!!!!!!

To me, Jost and Jason Sudeikis are the same "type" in looks.

Both good looking, but not sizzling hot, if you know what I mean.

Who know little ole' Colin Jost could be so polarizing. 'Smoking hot?' Um, no. But 'a thumb with hair'? Also no. He's...just like......a normal dude. Right? I imagine that was a big part of the appeal for ScarJo after the needy movie star and the euro trash hipster. Colin seems like a sweetie- grounded and normal.

Continue, R103. I want to hear more.

I believe the term for him is “Dreamboat.”

Knowing that he's well educated and gay friendly is a turn-on for me.

Better than bulked up Instahos.

He dun like them gays.

Jost looks better as a clean-shaven frat boy with clothes on.

Does he even work out? Seriously

R89, no. He cant be mistaken for a fitness model

He looks like a sculpture chiseled out of soap.

Does he work out? You realize surfing is strenuous physical exercise?

His head looks far too small for the rest of him.

That's not helped by his disproportionate haircut. If you have full cheeks, a close cut on the sides is going to make your face look misshapen, like your head comes to a point.

Surfing doesn't seem to have given him an aesthetic physique

"I believe the term for him is 'Dreamboat.'”

Tugboat might be more apt.

He's not a hunk, he's misshapen. He does have a nice smile.

I'd love to see pictures of some of the people posting on here. He may not be your type, but he's an attractive man.

I cant believe I have to remind you all that sometimes a man has something that trips your trigger. It could be his smell,the way he kisses,his laugh, that just hits you right. I once dated (and was mad for!) a 5'4 chunky hairy little Greek guy that sent me into orbit and had all my friends deeply puzzled ! He was so unlike my "usual" type but every single time we fucked it was heaven. He had an average size cock too. I was devastated when he made it clear all we were was sex. Colin may do it for ScarJo in ways we wouldnt understand. Is he drop dead hot ?Not really. Would I do him ? Absolutely !

Colin Jost is a handsome man with a nice body. He keeps fit.

He's also intelligent and funny.

We should all be so lucky as Scarlett Johansson.

I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers:

he looks very different from the studio shoots videos n pictures

Wow, he was a gorgeous twunk!

Unremarkable.

He was known for cumming loudly at Harvard.

The white Esther Rolle.

R127 You can tell that he's hard in that picture, hard and thick.

He's definitely a depends on the camera angle kind of handsome. Needs to be aimed straight at him.

'Course, you can't depend on that light.

Are you a racist from Staten Island as well ?

Is anyone from Staten Island NOT racist? I've heard so many horror stories from there.

I bet when he cums, he mutters "fuck yes" and then inhales through his mouth past clenced teeth. Just a thought.

R103 should have gotten more WWs. I'm going to use arcs of pearly seed in the future.

Probably makes Pete suck him off whenever he wants.

His brilliance on SNL's news segment is his handsome white boy looks coupled with this totally foul mouth. Whoever figured that out was a writing/casting genius.

R138 I meant Pete Davidson, actually.

R103 is vulgar.

The bar is set pretty low here gentlemen. He’s ok. Seriously bland. Not the least bit sexy.

Meh. Back in my day Harvard was filled with sunny golden boys, as was Princeton. Yale had the slinky and sulky dudes. Jost would have been low average for the time. How we have fallen.

No one cares about back in the day, hon. We are talking about Colin Jost today. Now go back to perusing your old yearbooks.

He has a nice face, but few would consider him a hunk with that physique

He is not just the WEUD host, he is the head writer for the show.

R52 You can take a guy out of Staten Island…

How's Colin and Pete's "Ferry" business going?

Cute with just enough douche that isn't a turnoff.

I wonder if Pete liked seeing Colin nude.

R150 That swish was always checking out my perfect white cock.

Pete probably pretended to be asleep while Colin changed in the middle of the room, baring his physique and dangling tool with unabashed freedom. Pete probably banked the images for his alone time, when he immodestly spurt an arc of pearly seed into a washcloth as his mind savored images of Colin's swaying balls.

Colin loved rubbing one out while Pete was "asleep", knowing that Pete was turned on by the sound of all that white supremacist-approved Jost jizz gushing out.

After a long stretch with Complaining Chasten, slurping on Colin's low hanging dong and catching those arcs of pearly seed is a joy!

Colin is so white the Proud Boys invited him to the grand opening of their new sperm bank!

I wonder if Pete & Colin ever got into docking?

I doubt if either of them has the equipment necessary for docking.

R145 He has a nice face, but few outside of the vapid old-timers of DL would consider him a hunk with that physique

Relentlessly average.

There's something odd about the shape of his upper body and arms. It's not a turn-on at all.

I can see why people wouldn't find him above average if they're going by photos alone. But when you see him on Weekend Update with that slightly douchey smile.... it's very attractive for a certain type of gay man.

Highly suspect anal hygiene

He’s a little Barney Ruble-y

I've got your "master race" right here, you nazi fucks!

Bring me another cup!

wtf, R164?

R165 It would make a better sketch than a lot of what's on SNL these days.

But of course, it would be Chris Evans' jizz that the white supremacists would really want - sorry Colin.

Colin Jost is disputing Pete Davidson claim that they were "stoned" when they bought a ferry together.

Gee-ross!

Taller than I would've guessed. For some reason I always figured he was 5'10" at most.

I'd eat his ass.

Like most guys in decent shape, he looks better with clothes on.

Guys with husky builds like this often fuck like jackhammers. I bet he gives it to ScarJo good.

R167, he doesn’t want Pete weaseling out of the contract. You aren’t supposed to be able to sign a contract drunk.

R172, husky? You must be joking.

It feels like SNL is never going to return. When is the writer's strike going to end? I miss Colin!

Epitome of fit-fat.

I hear Scarlett has repeatedly cheated on him. I doubt he is as hot in bed.

Pretty face, ugly chest.

He's pretty much the definition of Huscular.

He can be hot but his smugness is a huge turnoff.