Lester Holt was just reporting this on MSNBC.
Pentagon UFO chief says alien mothership in our solar system possible
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 19, 2023 3:06 AM |
Mmmkay.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 9, 2023 5:05 PM |
All your base are belong to us.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 9, 2023 5:06 PM |
Well, it’s about damn time. I’m ready to go when they are!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 9, 2023 5:14 PM |
politics turns to the fantastical when it's dredging through the cesspool.
So, what slow burn melodrama is brewing in the background?
I'd be inclined to think it's rattling these shiny keys to distract the kiddies of the bipartisan effort to ban tiktok (and their inability to keep gen z soldiers off it) that's only going to end up hurting Democrats and Biden specifically on multiple fronts. . .
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 9, 2023 5:17 PM |
I hope they have those freakishly large foreheads.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 9, 2023 5:28 PM |
And we shot down the probes. Uh, oh.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 9, 2023 5:36 PM |
Good. We need something to shake up this shithole that has humanity has become and knock people into line.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 9, 2023 5:44 PM |
Maybe they will be both fun and snarky.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 9, 2023 6:20 PM |
If they’re there, they’re watching. And we haven’t made the cut yet.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 9, 2023 6:38 PM |
They better be hung tops.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 9, 2023 7:20 PM |
What are their pronouns likely to be? I hope we do not misgender them - that could be awkward.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 9, 2023 7:36 PM |
We are trying to make contact, can you hear me?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 9, 2023 7:37 PM |
I hope I don't have to flee - ugh - I'm so out of shape.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 9, 2023 7:54 PM |
I for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 9, 2023 8:41 PM |
They're the ones who sent the space "objects" we shot down to see how we would respond.
We failed.
They're now considering the best way to eradicate us all at once and how exactly to best terraform the earth to their needs. Also, what animals to keep/eliminate.
So long, bitchachos! It's been real.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 9, 2023 8:49 PM |
This has happened before, so it doesn't surprise me.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 9, 2023 9:29 PM |
They came. They saw. They said "Oh hell no!" and went back to their planet.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 9, 2023 9:54 PM |
It’s possible they are telling the truth.Elon musk ain’t gonna save us so if they have interest in this planet sustaining life as we know it they may have no choice but to come and sort out our mess.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 9, 2023 10:02 PM |
OP? Where's the link to Lester Holt? TIA
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 9, 2023 10:08 PM |
OMG, R6 - that totally explain Matt Gaetz! I think you’re onto something…
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 9, 2023 10:11 PM |
Earth is the ghetto of the solar system.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 9, 2023 10:17 PM |
If that's true, r27 - humans may very well be the spicy chicken sandwiches at Popeye's Chicken for them. Line up, everyone!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 9, 2023 10:29 PM |
They are here "To Serve Man"
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 9, 2023 11:26 PM |
And will they be conducting anal probes?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 9, 2023 11:53 PM |
I need to purchase a new caftan for their arrival!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 9, 2023 11:56 PM |
Preach, R21.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 10, 2023 1:47 AM |
OP, IT'S A COOKBOOK!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 10, 2023 2:34 AM |
[quote]We need something to shake up this shithole that has humanity has become
I know, right? The grammar especially has become appalling.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 10, 2023 2:37 AM |
THEY AIN'T GETTIN' THE TEEVEE!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 10, 2023 2:48 AM |
I hope they’re all really hung. Do you think they’ll be very well-hung??
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 10, 2023 2:53 AM |
Are they from Uranus?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 10, 2023 2:57 AM |
Just like the movie Jupiter Ascending, they are here to harvest the planet. They need our DNA. Contact is not an issue for them.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 10, 2023 3:02 AM |
do any of these idiots who use the term "mothership" even know what a mothership is? Do the aliens open a hatch while flying a million miles an hour to let loose of their poo poo and pee pee and it evaporates?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 10, 2023 3:07 AM |
As long as they're tops then I'm good.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 10, 2023 3:08 AM |
I would assume a "mothership" is one that holds the beings and equipment to take over and seize a planet. Once that's done, non-motherships will follow with remaining personnel to occupy the seized planet.
I wonder if they'll be humanoid. Hopefully, they'll be the tall, Nordic-type aliens with buff bodies.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 10, 2023 3:11 AM |
[quote] There is a possibility that extraterrestrial motherships and smaller probes may be visiting planets in our solar system,
There’s also a “possibility” that you’re an illegitimate child of Prince Phillip — that doesn’t make it likely.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 10, 2023 3:16 AM |
Can we have your stuff?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 10, 2023 3:26 AM |
[quote] OP? Where's the link to Lester Holt? TIA
It was on television.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 10, 2023 3:37 AM |
R42 That's The Pleiadians you're looking for. The Zeta Retiucli are the grey ones with huge foreheads and large eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 10, 2023 3:45 AM |
Mother has a ship? That's news to me.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 10, 2023 3:46 AM |
This would be my greatest dream come true. I wish they’d take me off this prison planet
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 10, 2023 3:51 AM |
^^that's what I think this place is too LOL.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 10, 2023 4:04 AM |
Why would they make an official statement like that? Of course aliens could be "possible". But what are they trying to accomplish?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 10, 2023 4:07 AM |
Smells like a psyop to me
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 10, 2023 4:07 AM |
I nominate Greg to prepare their welcoming banquet.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 10, 2023 9:39 AM |
Aliens would have already visited if they existed. We've never had any proof they exist. I believe other beings could exist, but there is zero evidence.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 10, 2023 9:45 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 10, 2023 9:50 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 10, 2023 9:51 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 10, 2023 9:52 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 10, 2023 9:55 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 10, 2023 9:56 AM |
I was just building a mashed potato tower!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 10, 2023 10:01 AM |
I’ve been waiting for them since I was a kid.
Sadly, this is a BS story, & imma keep on waiting, huh?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 10, 2023 10:04 AM |
I don't know, R66, I feel like maybe the government is preparing for a big reveal. There's gotta be something to this slow release of information. I think they're softening us up.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 10, 2023 10:21 AM |
Let's give them Honey Boo Boo and Mama June.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 10, 2023 10:25 AM |
This song from the '80s seems appropriate here:
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 10, 2023 10:29 AM |
I say we offer up Madonna as Earth's sacrificial tribute.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 10, 2023 10:33 AM |
R67?
Nope.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 10, 2023 10:42 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 10, 2023 10:55 AM |
My guess is earth is a zoo planet. We’re managed for reasons beyond our understanding. Not for our benefit but our managers. Since we’re fucking things up here we might well be placed on the repair project list.. New enclosure, different habitat, different foods etc.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 12, 2023 3:14 PM |
Should the term be "birthing-parent' ship?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 12, 2023 3:26 PM |
Relax. They're just sending Mary Kay representatives.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 12, 2023 3:44 PM |
I hope they look like young Shaun Cassidy or the Teletubbies!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 12, 2023 4:02 PM |
And we have an official eyewitness sketch, R76.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 12, 2023 4:15 PM |
When they arrive, and they will, so many humans will realize we are nothing special, there is no Christian god, everything we've been taught is a myth, and most likely, Earth is a petri dish and we are nothing but a science experiment by an incredibly civilization or group of civilizations. What we know about physics is less than 1% of how the universe actually works. When this moment of realization happens there will be millions of suicides, especially in the more religious oriented populations. Millions and millions of suicides.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 12, 2023 4:31 PM |
..incredibly advanced civilization....
See, another human failing
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 12, 2023 4:32 PM |
I hope they have huge uncut cocks that shoot massive loads with enough nutrients for meal replacement or enough to douche and lube me for the next in line.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 12, 2023 4:34 PM |
[quote] When this moment of realization happens there will be millions of suicides, especially in the more religious oriented populations.
Starting with the MAGA cult, one can hope.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 12, 2023 5:04 PM |
We're ready to present hole at any time.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 12, 2023 5:05 PM |
[quote]Why would they make an official statement like that? Of course aliens could be "possible". But what are they trying to accomplish?
Because they want Congress to give them more money. Best way to do that is to invent a threat.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 12, 2023 5:10 PM |
Where is Dump's Space Force? Shouldn't they shoot the mothership down? I think Large Marge should be deputized into Space Force--she's already locked and loaded for the Chinese balloons. It'll give her something useful so she doesn't waste our tax dollars on nonsense hearings.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 12, 2023 5:14 PM |
OMG, I'd forgotten about his Space Force. Obviously it was quietly done away with. Wasn't there an old Saturday morning cartoon called Space Force? If not, there should have been.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 12, 2023 6:24 PM |
Hope it's not the Borg.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 12, 2023 7:19 PM |
Probably not Borg; they wouldn't want to "add our expertise" to their database. We're the most uncooperative species ever and don't do well in teams, much less collectives.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 12, 2023 7:28 PM |
R87 Humans are the Kazon of this quadrant
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 12, 2023 8:00 PM |
Overall humans are shit but a few of us have done some beautiful creative stuff. Hopefully that would be enough to spare our lives
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 12, 2023 8:10 PM |
^ Linda Moulton Howe revealed the link to the above documents on her YT channel yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 17, 2023 3:39 AM |
Omg ^^ hahaha. I read a couple pages. So ridiculous!!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 17, 2023 3:51 AM |
R93 What pages in it did you find ridiculous?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 17, 2023 3:54 AM |
I hope they take Jamie Lee Curtis with them!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 17, 2023 4:01 AM |
R94 page 5. CIA group of some letter and digit killed Kennedy to keep alien secrets safe and also created AIDs to rid the population of useless tits. Didn't work tho it seems...
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 17, 2023 4:17 AM |
I hope we don’t get half face sunburn like Richard Dreyfus in close encounters. I have already made a mashed potato mountain just in case.
And.. Erika says “The mothership can’t save you so your ass is gonna get left!”
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 17, 2023 4:40 AM |
Space Force did not go away. They want $30 billion.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 17, 2023 4:43 AM |
According to the document linked at r91 these aliens are still quite US-centric and obsessed with working in/with/against the CIA, depending on the type of alien. Seems a narrow interest for those originating both within and without of our solar system. There are many diagrams and drawings in the document that, sadly, are not up to professional standards of any alien or spook worth their salt. And their concerns often mirror those of narrow-minded earthlings on topics of biology, forceable reproduction, eugenics, clandestine agendas, and paranoia in general.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 17, 2023 4:54 AM |
Beam me up!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | March 17, 2023 5:53 AM |
All hail President Kang!! 👾👽
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 17, 2023 7:27 AM |
I'm late to the party, but God I love this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 17, 2023 7:54 AM |
R86 I love that they kept the cadet rank, so in the future there will be Space Cadets.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 17, 2023 7:56 AM |
Don't be such a Pollyanna R79.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 17, 2023 8:04 AM |
Maybe moving to D.C. wasn't such a good idea after all.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 17, 2023 8:24 AM |
Is Poo posting her crazy, fake UFO shit again?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 17, 2023 1:43 PM |
For anyone who’s into this kind of stuff I recommend the book series “The Three Body Problem” - it’s all about the dark forest theory
by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 17, 2023 1:55 PM |
The what?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 18, 2023 11:33 AM |
r108
by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 18, 2023 12:52 PM |
R108 "The dark forest hypothesis is the conjecture that many alien civilizations exist throughout the universe, but they are both silent and paranoid."
it suggests the reason that we seem to be alone in the universe is that the more advanced life is smart enough to be in hiding from the apex predators
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 18, 2023 9:53 PM |
R108, the series is coming to Netflix sometime this year. I’m very much looking forward to seeing if it holds up. All involved said it’s going to be true to the book series, so fingers crossed.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 18, 2023 11:28 PM |
Yes, and Boris Johnson, r95.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 19, 2023 12:22 AM |
I subscribe to Michio Kaku's theory, myself.
Michio Kaku sums it up like this:
Lets say we have an ant hill in the middle of the forest. And right next to the ant hill, they’re building a ten-lane super-highway. And the question is “Would the ants be able to understand what a ten-lane super-highway is? Would the ants be able to understand the technology and the intentions of the beings building the highway next to them?”
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 19, 2023 3:06 AM |