Rachael Ray show is DEAD to US

Who?

Damn Emeril looks like a hog!

But who will put chicken broth in every recipe now?!

This is an actual screenshot from Rachels show last week. I hadn't seen her in years. She looks hideous. Overweight. Sad. And EVERY fucking thing she says is in praise of her idiot husband. Does he make her do that? wtf?

Good take your EVOO and gtfo.

Yes R4 but she’s laughing all the way to the bank!

She is a good person and her 17 seasons will end up on Tubi or Pluto or some such streamer. Rachel will be just fine.

She's looked fat and miserable lately and does most of the show sitting down.

There simply wasn't enough room on the screen for her AND a Rachael-size portion of her Popcorn chicken with white cheddar popcorn & buffalo ranch dipping sauce.

I had no idea she was still on TV.

R7 = The Mother of the Beast

Her husband? Is this the same husband who was running through hookers and blow like he was Fredo Corleone in Vegas?

Is Tommy DiDario still a contributor on that show?

I liked her shows on Food Network where she did 30-minute meals.

Well, guess it's back to the perfume counter for me.

R12 never heard that. Proof?

HI GUYS WERE GONNA CHOP SHIT UP POUR IN BROTH AND PLACE IT IN THE OVEN FOR 30 MINUTES…. DELISH

I'm shocked. I honestly thought this show went off the air in 2008.

🤮 …

[quote]She's looked fat and miserable lately and does most of the show sitting down.

I caught her show quite a bit in 2020-21 while teleworking during peak COVID. She actually seemed happy and quite content doing the show from home with her husband in their kitchen. I think she is over being in front of studio audience and dealing with celebrities. Can't say I blame her, Im a homebody too.

And other very long running daytime shows are ending this spring too.

[quote] Is Tommy DiDario still a contributor on that show?

Contributor??? Excuse me, I'm a HOST!

[quote]I liked her shows on Food Network where she did 30-minute meals.

THAT MEANS IN THE TIME IT TAKES YOU TO WATCH THIS PROGRAM I WILL COOK A HEALTHY AND NUTRITIOUS MEAL FROM SCRATCH

I used to watch her first show sometimes when she was on the food network — it was ages ago but I think it was about eating cheap in different cities. I thought she was cute.

So long ago. Back when I still watched broadcast/cable tv. Now I just stream. (I’m not exaggerating — I ONLY stream. haven’t seen a tv commercial in something like 15 years.)

I thought she was one of the drove-car-through-a-house people last year.

Must be precognition.

WTF was Tommi wearing in that clip?

Some people don't like the taste of cilantro.

She looks miserable with the husband. It's not enough to have to support him---but you have to put this slob on YOUR tv show? Divorce within 3 years. Her new address will be the CLEANERS he takes her to. wait and see.

I never cared for her, or her style of cooking, and thought her husband was a creep. I must give it to her though, she actually looks very attractive in the FHM pics at R19. I wonder if they're still swingers, morbid curiosity and all!

Okay....let's go

First we're gonna add one pound of butter to fry our Butter Burgers in our cast iron pan that is screamin' hot.

Audience claps

Then we're gonna add two pound of sharp cheddar

Audience claps

The gently place you half pound burgers in the pan

Audience claps

The your gonna add a cup of Sierra cha hot sauce and a couple of big fat handfuls of cheese

Audience shrieks AND claps

While you're burgers are fryin' you can start to toast your brioche buns. I always burn the buns so Janet will do that.

Audience claps.

Plane take your buns and put them on a big old plate. Then put those fat juicy burgers on the buns.

Audience shrieks and stomps.

Now put a big old fat slice of tomato on that burger. Then add four slices of cheese and six slices of thick cut bacon.

Audience drools

Now top the burgers with a sunny side up eggand your set! Try wrappin' your big mouth around this one people.

Audience rushes the stage for free burgers.

I'd never eat her food, she looks so sloppy and dirty, she always sticks her hands that she never washes in to the food, and licks her fingers. And that limp greasy hair that she can't be bothered to style, how much of that hair ends of in her food?

I know that her husband is a lawyer who plays in a grunge band, but does he actually bring home any money or does she support him? I'm guessing she pays for everything.

🙆 [italic] Best. News. Ever.

They look like their house would smell like, stale Miller Lite, Patchouli and farts...

It's not like the show was cancelled, she wants to move on and is rich AF.

for r23 (only pt 1 linked(

Bam!

omg she looks like one of the Munchkins / Lollipop kids

Does anybody remember when Ray's aunt died. Aunt had been housesitting Ray's mom's house. Apparently, they never gave Aunt a key. She ended up locked outside on a cold day or cold night. Died outside house of heart attack.

Was she an Anti Vaxer?

Rachel Ray is loaded. She has probably hundreds of millions of dollars earned from her career. She has a nice cozy NYC apartment, a home in upstate NY & a place in Italy. She's independently wealthy at this point. She doesn't need that show anymore.

Besides, her show seems to still be in covid mode. I think she's ready to move on from it anyway. She probably wants to spend more time in Italy now.

She was smart to not have kids.

Remember when Hot Colby from Survivor was her "guest co-host"? Is Colby still a bachelor?

Do people even read these posted articles, or just post out of their asses? She's partnering with a new company, just like Giada left the Food Network.

Thanks r35

So long ago.

Relax r43

It’s going to be ok. Breathe. Manifest calm.

Her house burnt to the ground a couple of years ago, her aunt's death was blamed on her by her money seeking cousin(daughter of the aunt who never bothered with her mother otherwise) and her husband's infidelities could have embarrassed her, but RR stayed above it all. I like her. She's not Martha Stewart or a priss pot like Giada or a snob like Ina.

The only good show she ever did was her first (I think) show called 40 dollars a day. It was hilarious how much she'd waste on drinks and how little she'd tip, but it was a fun show. Then she became something else.

R47, see R35.

[quote]Yes [R4] but she’s laughing all the way to the bank!

The expression is CRYING all the way to the bank.

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Se seem to be filming her show in Italy these days. I saw her a couple of days ago when Ru Paul was a guest. She kept gushing about how much she loves Ru Paul and how he's such a good friend. Ru just looked at her and didn't say anything but smile. She looked like she was sick, or had a cold. I guess that is her normal look these days. I think she is still depressed cause her house burned down and her dog died.

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[quote] Rachael Ray Fat Weight Gain Photos -- Too Fat To Be A TV Star On Food Network

[quote] "The suits held a summit and told Rachael that she's too fat for TV!"

Wasn't this announced months ago that this was her last season ? I know I read it here.

[quote] Rachael Ray Fat Weight Gain Photos -- Too Fat To Be A TV Star On Food Network

But the Food Network execs didn't seem to have a problem with fatass Alex Guarnaschelli.

She's worth a $100 million. She'll be fine. She can make rent.

She and Mario Batali won Iron Chef vs. Giada & Bobby Flay. That was many years ago. However! I remember thinking that Rachael was better-looking than Giada during that competition. And RR was gracious about winning. Giada did look upset that she & Flay lost.

I read an interview article about RR and the interviewer said they had drinks together and that RR can really handle her liquor.

Her talk show seemed really vapid, but it's daytime TV. Why is daytime TV so dumbed down in this day and age? Were there ever that many stay-at-home mothers who could actually watch daytime TV?

A other Oprah show bites the dust! Oz, Phil, and now Ray. Has Fredricka Whitfield commented?

DAMN YOU, 2023!

I remember Martha Stewart observing that Paula Deen was a hillbilly and Rachel Ray a drunk.

She gave the world The Garbage Bowl, and for that I’m grateful. Honestly.

My cats love her cat food.

People turned on her when it came out that she dismissed her staff without pay and cut their health care coverage when Covid hit and she began broadcasting from her home. Her husband took over for her production crew and left her employees struggling and at a loss as to how to cope without a paycheck.

I'm getting a clear vibe that the husband is a leech, and she allows it to continue.

😂 😂 😂 I love when she talks about going to the gym and working out.

Maybe she means Jim's Bar to lift a beer bottle up and down with one arm.

She depressed because her pet food company is being sued It appears that the healthy ingredients are not all that she claimed them to be, and some are even potentially harmful to pets.

Its easy to tell when she's drunk. Her hair is sloppier that usual, she's practically slumped over the table, her cheeks are brught red, and she cries when she's interviewing her guests.

😭 Don't even think about mentioning puppies, kittens, or Parmesano Reggiano.

When she made peanut butter and jelly pancakes, that was lowbrow. She also made a brownie recipe with oats, nuts, chocolate chips, cream cheese, M&M's, rice crispies and sprinkles that she claimed her friends loved.

BYE YOU FAT HO

[quote]She looks hideous.

She has needed someone to help her with hair and clothing for quite some time.

Her husband is a creep. I still think he's the reason their house burned down and she was covering for him with her tearful story about how it was a fluke.

Did she choose a successor yet? David Letterman chose Stephen Colbert. Jay Leno chose Jimmy Fallon. Maybe Rachael Ray can choose Tommy DiDario.

She's worth over $100 million.

Unless I missed some terrible headline about her, she doesn't seem bad at all for an Oprah-appointed guru. Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil amd so on...she can't be that bad. All she does is cook and eat and sell silicone spoonulas.

R8- Who’s more miserable and fat lately Rachael Ray or Valerie Bertinelli?

Crispy Beef and Potato Tacos is why she's fat.

(One and half pounds of skirt steak should feed 6, not 4 people; the potato is extra carbs, unnecessary).

Foot fetish and spitting are among Mr. Rachel Ray's many kinks.

R70, as far as I know, Letterman had nothing to do with choosing Colbert. The decision was up to CBS executives.

Jay Leno definitely had nothing to do with choosing Fallon as his replacement. By the time Leno retired it was just assumed that Fallon was going to take over. Lorne Michaels is how Fallon was in position to land The Tonight Show. NBC originally didn't want Fallon to take over as host for Conan O'Brien's late show. But Lorne Michaels was the executive producer for Conan's show and threatened to have nothing to do with the replacement show if they didn't pick Fallon as the host and so NBC relented.

And Johnny Carson wanted Letterman for his successor. Not Leno.

Hosts often don't pick their replacements for the most part.

Was she another Oprah creation?

R76, see R58 and R71.

R72 to bad RR, Val, and Linda Ronstadt never played sisters.

I remember her once talking about how she never uses mayonnaise, which seemed to totally mystify her. "I mean, what is in that stuff?" she asked, making a "yucky" face.

Um, oil, egg yolk, a bit of seasoning. Check the label, hon.

R76 No and yes.

Rachael Ray was scouted by the Food Network, and she came by that honestly. Her mother worked in the restaurant industry, and Ray worked throughout her whole life in different food-service venues, including restaurants and grocery stores where she sold products (like Bethenny Frankel was shown doing in the first Housewives season). At one of the gourmet grocery stores, she created a cooking class called 30 Minute Meals. It did well and it turned into a local TV station cooking segment gig with the same name. That led to a book deal, and then she went on a national morning show, and from there she was given 'Rachael Ray's 39 Minute Meals' on the Food Network.

So she really worked for it and her series was her own creation. Her schtick was her manic, almost screaming delivery, making a meal in 30 minutes, neologisms like 'spoonula' and 'EVOO,' and claiming that anyone can cook but she isn't capable of baking because it requires exact measurements and she pathologically can't do anything that exacting.

She basically created herself into Martha Stewart's working-class sloppy counterpart who made cooking seem fun and haphazard and perfectly fine when imperfect.

I know how well it worked because my dad has made a lot of her recipes and he approaches them just as she demonstrates them, with a cavalier I-probably-will-mess-this-up-but-let's-give-it-a-shot attitude that I don't think he would have otherwise. He makes little stacked eggplant things that seem a bit fussy to make but he doesn't see the process as fussy, whereas I'm sure if Martha made them with 'ONLY the perfect, farm-fresh Italian aubergine drained to just the right bittersweet toothiness with a touch of the most excellent sea salt,' he wouldn't ever watch that much less consider bothering with trying a recipe. Martha's approach is always 'if you don't get it just right, you will fail, and everyone will notice,' and Rachael's is like a pinball in a kitchen that zips around and says, 'Oh, why not give it a shot! I've messed these up SO many times, and ya know what? Even if they look like trash, they're gonna taste amazing!'

But then Oprah started having her on as a guest and Oprah annexed Rachael as a sub-Oprah brand.

Like all the Oprah Gurus™️ (Suze Orman, Drs Oz and Phil, the gay fitness, product sales and design guys), she got a column in every issue of Oprah's magazine, and then the merchandizing began.

Ray was given her own cooking magazine, her own syndicated talk show, her own cooking lines of silicone utensils and pots and pans, bedding and other home goods, eventually her own dog food, which seems like a questionable choice for someone whose career is based in cooking human food.

She made meatloaf and spaghetti once. Instead of meatballs, she chunked a giant meatloaf in the middle of the spaghetti. She was proud she used cut up garlic bread as bread crumbs.

Link to her OnlyFans?

Chrissy Metz IS Rachael in the Lifetime movie.

What ever happened to her furniture line?

My cat will not eat NUTRISH cat foods. She owes me 1.86!

[quote]Chrissy Metz IS Rachael in the Lifetime movie.

Chrissy Metz EATS Rachael in the Lifetime movie.

[quote]Her husband? Is this the same husband who was running through hookers and blow like he was Fredo Corleone in Vegas?

Her husband is repulsive, apparently he's a lawyer who never works. He's into S&M, Rachel likely is too. They probably bring food into their fetishes.

They both spend a lot of time at her Italian estate. I use the word 'her' because pretty damn sure that turd of a husband is living off Rachel.

Amazing how much she's worth. Thought I read awhile back she earns about $40 million a year.

She looks like Valerie Bertinelli.

Who is fatter

[quote] Ru just looked at her and didn't say anything but smile.

Yeah but that's just Ru. He's like that in nearly every interview these days, has been for probably the better part of a decade.

Rachel's Tuscany estate. While not as big as Sting's Tuscany estate, it's a miracle she's come this far.

[quote]pretty damn sure that turd of a husband is living off Rachel.

He is so gross, and I was so disappointed in her when she didn't dump his ass when he ended up in the tabloids just a year after they got married. Then he ended up in the tabs again a few years later, and a few years after that. I get that she thinks she needs to be married for her brand, but get someone who isn't going to be photographed drunk and at swinger's clubs every three years.

Her husband always looks as if he's in need of a nice long bath.

Maybe she likes swinging and all of the same shit he likes. She obviously loves to drink.

One person in a couple has to make more than the other one. She hit the jackpot, unexpectedly, then rode that stupid talk show until the wheels fell off. She obviously ran out of recipe ideas.

She looks unhealthy. Maybe she can relax and lose a few pounds.

Someone commented on Rachel's stringy hair, it's obvious she's suffering from female pattern hair loss, which is basically diffuse hair loss. Rachel's hair looks so stringy and flat because it's thinning, not because it's dirty. When she first hit TV, she had much thicker hair.

There are so many ways of getting around this, I guess she doesn't care. Rachel could wear a topper hair piece or just hire a better hairstylist who knows how to deal with thinning hair.

That other balding cook, the old lady, forgot her name, started to wear a topper hairpiece years ago.

[quote]I remember Martha Stewart observing that Paula Deen was a hillbilly and Rachel Ray a drunk.

Which is why we love Martha.

[quote]She made meatloaf and spaghetti once. Instead of meatballs, she chunked a giant meatloaf in the middle of the spaghetti.

That "meatloaf" is called "polpettone." It's an actual Italian "secondo."

This cunt still had a show? Who knew.

[quote]One person in a couple has to make more than the other one.

Why should one person pay all the bills? Her husband doesn't even make any effort to appear as if he's working at anything. He's now a regular on her show. He doesn't even seem to possess any charm, he comes across as quite stupid. He seems to just sit there and agrees with whatever she's talking about.

I work from home, I watch the ABC show which is on before her show, the channel remains on until I can't take anymore. Her food seems so unhealthy.

It's obvious her dirty looking husband doesn't work.

He's supposedly a lawyer who has a rock band. What is the name of his band? They sure aren't famous or known. Do they play weddings?

I have no clue why Jacques Pepin likes her. Perhaps he laughs in hindsight because she is an atrocious cook. I used to like "30 Minute Meals" but honestly all her cooking has the same pukey, from the can opener vibe. She is not Martha and Julia Child would've probably considered her scum.

Good riddance to her bad cooking and her loudly screaming TV audience that only a hospital waiting room could tolerate. Same thing with that Jennifer Hudson show, it's an obnoxious screech fest! My mother is known to turn the TV off as soon as that loud dumpster fire goes on.

Supposedly, the husband’s net worth is $10 million, so he has his own money. I don’t see a problem with him living the same lifestyle as she lives. She’s not complaining about him.

My mother found Ray’s show and The Chew (which I think had Mario Batali) to be nasty because all their food ended up looking like vomit.

[quote]What is the name of his band?

The Cringe.

Once I heard it, I knew I'd never forget that little tidbit of trivia.

[quote]Supposedly, the husband’s net worth is $10 million, so he has his own money. I don’t see a problem with him living the same lifestyle as she lives. She’s not complaining about him.

You actually think he earned that $10 million, how naive are you. 😂 🤣 Rachel probably created some fake company for him. She could have him down as a producer or something. Basically, she created a fake job.

Or Rachel simply transferred some of her $40 mill a year money into his accounts.

This is hilarious, John Cusimano is listed as "a famous American singer, actor, and film producer. He is also the lead singer of an indie rock band called The Cringe." FAMOUS?

Here's The Cringe, yep, they are right up there with Led Zeppelin!

I always get her mixed up with Kelly Clarkson.

Does her pussy stink?

I don't like her name, I'll call her Rachel.

R99 Jacques did Fast Food My Way and is never without a full glass of wine. It makes sense he'd be friends with RR. Since he palled around with Julia, he must really love being around loud American women.

When she revived the "30-Minute Meals" format a few years ago (I think she did like a month's worth of shows for Food Network) they were quite different--completely different kitchen/set for one thing. And the husband showed up on several episodes -- I avoided them because of his presence.

I thought her worst recipe was the chicken cooked with dried apricots. I made it, followed it to the letter and it was atrocious.

[quote]I thought her worst recipe was the chicken cooked with dried apricots. I made it, followed it to the letter and it was atrocious.

Wait until you try cod with prunes!

I watched a one hour show years ago where she did Thanksgiving in one hour. It was stressful as hell.

Her style of cooking isn't for me.

She made bourbon bacon balls once. She put them on a skewer, and devoured one, while continuing to talk. The belch never came...on air, anyway.

How many hit records does The Cringe have?

What a fucking stupid name for a band.

It's probably a vanity project for the husband. Does anyone know if he was a successful attorney when he met her?

[quote]It's probably a vanity project for the husband. Does anyone know if he was a successful attorney when he met her?

R100 claims the $10 million is the husbands money. Sure Jan! Could he have earned that much as a lawyer? He certainly didn't earn it as a rock singer. His band is unknown.

He's also listed as a producer, of what Rachel's show? loooool. There were a few films listed, but they too, were not any sort of successful films. Exactly how did he earn $10 million?!

That $10 million must surely be Rachel's money.

Her "Nutrish" cat food is disgusting!

I'd rather eat a 3-week-old, rotting mouse!

I read a blind that her husband almost lost a testicle in a sex club...

[quote] Wait until you try cod with prunes!

That’s right, Dustin! (R111)

It’s so delicious!

What will Tommy DiDario do now? I’m so worried about him.

I'm still amazed the the show was ever alive to begin with. Fuckin Oprah, man...

R116, Celebrity net worth is a joke.

And now she is being launched in reruns on PlutoTV.

I'm surprised it lasted that long.

[quote]And now she is being launched in reruns on PlutoTV.

The RR money train never ends.

When a series old episodes are repeated after a show goes off the air, do the rest of the people who worked on the show also get residual payments?Highly doubtful.

I'm sure the $10 million net worth of the husband came from Ray. He's her entertainment attorney and apparently has experience in the field. Yes, I'm sure she overpaid him.

[quote] I thought her worst recipe was the chicken cooked with dried apricots. I made it, followed it to the letter and it was atrocious.

I wouldn't trust many of Rachael's recipes. I like to eat dried fruits ... when they're dried (nicely chewy and concentrated in flavor). I hate it when they get hydrated (like raisins in a cake) and it's like eating a lesser version of a fresh piece of fruit.

Shapo. Click to enlarge.

[quote]I read a blind that her husband almost lost a testicle in a sex club...

To lose one's wallet in a sex club is certainly unfortunate. To lose a testicle begins to look like carelessness.

Does Dennis like Rachael's food???

[quote]I read a blind that her husband almost lost a testicle in a sex club...

Any idea exactly where he lost it?

Another of her 'recipes' - Graham Cracker Crust Cake. She lined the bottom of a tin with graham crackers to fit, then put gummy bears into a custard filling, and layered it with egg and cocoa mixture. It looked good if you eliminated the gummy bears.

I've got a few of her original 30-Minute Meal recipes in my rotation, the shrimp bowls and pancetta shrimp and a chicken fajita tortilla soup, and they're good. When I was browsing her website after the show was over though I noticed a lot of recipes were just junk. Looked at it just now and the only good recipe out there was a guest recipe from Giada!

[quote]Another of her 'recipes' - Graham Cracker Crust Cake. She lined the bottom of a tin with graham crackers to fit, then put gummy bears into a custard filling, and layered it with egg and cocoa mixture. It looked good if you eliminated the gummy bears.

What would Greg say?

I didn't stick around to watch, it was a bridge too far, but I heard Pop Tart Pork Chops and I bailed.

[quote]the shrimp bowls and pancetta shrimp and a chicken fajita tortilla soup

Punctuation is a friend to us all.

That “recipe” at R131 seems so nasty.

[quote]Her "Nutrish" cat food is disgusting!

Try it with a little salsa on top.

[quote] What would Greg say?

I would say that gummy bears have no business being in a dessert. The very idea!

My dog loves her food. Now he is so fat. I now wonder if I should have been feeding him her actual of dog food.

I make my own dog food.

And I don’t even have a dog.

More like Graham Cracker Crud Cak!

Graham Cracker Crud Cak with Hot Fudge Graxy!

I enjoy a good run-on sentence, r135, and a good Grammar Queen meltdown. Win win for me!

I loved how "creative" she could be adapting one basic dish, like Buffalo Chicken Wings, and spin off a whole series of delirious filth like Buffalo Chicken Wing Burger; Buffalo Chicken Wing Cheese Dip; Buffalo Chicken Wing Mac 'n Cheese; Buffalo Chicken Wing Lasagna; etc. etc.

OMG she made something called Bolero Sauce for wings, too. It was sour cream, cream cheese, pimento, A1 sauce and salsa from Chi Chi's, mixed together.

What would Moira Rose say about Rachel Ray?

I don't think her husband lost a testicle at a sex club, I believe it was surgically removed using a Rachael Ray tomato knife shortly after he returned home following an evening out.

We think the dog may have eaten it.

We can say what she wants but she’s not the most grotesque person and she seems to make good business decisions. That said, the food blah.

Never underestimate the appeal to white trash frauen.

I thought this show ended years ago? Is her show exclusively on food network now?

She loved to brag about not being able to bake.

She can't cook either.

For a very short moment I read that as " Rachael Ray" is dead to us.

^ Without the quotes.

[quote]We can say what she wants but she’s not the most grotesque person and she seems to make good business decisions. That said, the food blah.

You actually think RR makes those business decisions all by herself? How naive are some people? RR likely has a very savvy management team behind her.

Yes, but someone needs to realize they need a savvy management team, so props to her.

[quote]Yes, but someone needs to realize they need a savvy management team, so props to her.

That's not always the case. Not at all. Lots of good ideas fall by the wayside because the talented person doesn't always surround themself with a talented team.

It's obvious, someone saw her potential, then latched on to Rachel to guide her career. It happens all the time. I work in the music industry, most musicians are utterly clueless about the business end of things, most can't market themselves. It's the same for many other talented people, in and out of showbiz.

Not every talented person has a business mind or are aware of how to go about marketing their talent.

[quote]^ Without the quotes.

I know. WTF did I use quotes? I guess I was drunk.

I remember that Enquirer article about the husband's spitting fetish at r74. The published a picture or two of him with the spitting lesbian. He used to be pretty good looking. Now, he's a disheveled mess veering into Johnny Depp territory.

I remember reading screeds about RR on Bitterwaitress (whatever happened to that site?) about her $40 a day show and her cheap celebrity tipping. She did not endear herself to servers.

Never liked her from day one. Mainly because I knew she was just another one of Oprah's frauds. Then the info came out about her getting a big loan for college in her younger years, but instead of spending it on college she went on a spending frenzy with it. That cemented my opinion. Trash.

^Makes you wonder if she got a PPP loan and didn’t use it to help the production staff laid off during the pandemic.

R157, we are saying the same thing.

🙄 She's on this morning with Zacharian cooking while she and creepy John are swilling martinis. She's plastered, screeching like a banshee, giggling like a teenager, and stumbling all over her words.

Since this is her last season, we'll most likely see many episodes of Drunken RayRay, or a whole lotta reruns.