ROCCO

Porn star but #no_sausage ?

What happened to his retro 50s/60s look?

He looks like an 80's sex offender.

Why do Pumpkinheads think sideburns are going to make their faces look thinner?

And why not accentuate that pumpkinheadedness with a pair of glasses that look like twin mid-century television screens?

Because those sideburns are so powerful.

It doesn't read porno to me.

Failed masturbate clickbait. Smells like DEF4RTO.

This stocky short fatty needs a job.

Damn he's creepy ugly.

He's a painter. Or was so in the last photo spread. All picturesque and soulful in a wifebeater in an elaborately tatty and romantic painter's studio.

Both her bio kids seem to take after Madonna, cycling through cosplay lifestyles.

Neither kid seems to have a mission or a core. Rich kids drifting.

Oh my...

I like it!!

He kinda looks like he's in one of those Tarantino knock-offs from the late '90s / early 2000s.

Y'know, a Guy Ritchie film.

I knew as soon as I saw someone yesterday say "what happened to the Rocco Ritchie troll?" that he'd show back up.

Looks like Post Malone, pre ink.

I'd like to rim that little pocket stud.

He looks like a porn producer from the 1970s.

Why did they sink 3 million into Frogmore cottage. Is it historic? Its a tiny rat warren. If they need nice homes why doesn't King Charles start building some super modern homes featuring renewable energy and all sorts of British ingenuity, if they have any that is.

Poor Rocco and Lordes, all that money in the world couldn’t buy them class or style. Rocco will be in rehab in a couple years. Word on the street is he’s been hitting the bottle hard.

He’s a painter and doing quite ok for himself. Below is the link to his website

If Rocco were an adult man circa 1975 this is what he would look like

"He’s a painter and doing quite ok for himself...due to his mother's contacts"

He looks very pleased with himself in the second pic. He looks like Terry Richardson

I wish he wasn’t 5’2

His art is so bad. Daubs, straight from the tube, no distinctive style or concept.

But he does have paint all over his shoes, so you can tell he's a real artist!

He can be quite attractive if he wants to but he always chooses the worst styles to make himself look ugly. It's like he doesn't want anyone to notice how good looking he is so he tries to hide it with awful clothes and hairstyles.

Baffling. What complete uselessness. That preposterous Vogue puff piece. What a piece of shit publication Vogue is.

A wannabe de Kooning. It's not only his mother who is adept at riffing on superior creatives.

R8 No. He's Ugly Ugly.

Hot very hot

From last month:

I think he's handsome. He had better keep trim, however.

Vogue Italia is being run by Madonna’s friend Giovanni Bianco, the idiot that was sending her anti-Lady Gaga shit to post on her Instagram. She has contacts. It’s why her ugly as fuck truck driver chola daughter is walking the runway at almost 30.

Maybe Lourdes and Rocco can form a squad with the Beckham boys and call it The Wondering Offsprings.