Let's be Ryan Murphy's American Crime Story: Moselle

OP, you know Ryan’s gonna do this.

I hope he does do it. I’d watch.

Okay, who is creepy and derpy enough to play Alex/Alec??

Ryan will have fun with auditions for Mallory’s boyfriend and the poor dead gay kid..

R2 oh like he cares about accuracy...

"Darren, dye your hair!"

Who will Darren Criss, Finn Wittrock and that Corenswet guy play?

Can we get Kathy Bates in this somehow?

Danny Bonaduce can play all the Murdaugh males.

Viola Davis as the sassy, black neighbor who says “Oh Child”, “Gurrrrrl”, and “Old White Dude” ever couple of minutes.

She also has a nude scene with one of the white dudes who laugh when she days “Darker da berry, sweeter da juice.”

She gets her second Emmy for this shit because it’s HER turn!!!!

Is there something for Colton?

I think Ryan would give it the sordid camp this true story drama richly deserves, humiliating these assholes and ruining their legacy further.

It would be more of a recent season of American Horror Story than his take on OJ, which was largely written by others

Billy Eichner as a gay activist who helps Stephen's family get justice.

Who's playing egg lady?

Glenn Close IS Maw Murdaugh in yet another Oscar-worthy performance.

However, the Academy will unfortunately honour Andrea Riseborough with the Best Actress award instead for her breakthrough role as Juror No. 4.

[quote] However, the Academy will unfortunately honour Andrea Riseborough with the Best Actress award instead for her breakthrough role as Juror No. 4.

Bitch, sit your ass down. Juror No. 4 is MY gig! I will flip the whole show, and it will be from my character's point of view!

Gary Busey IS Paw Murdaugh.

Corenswet/Criss/some-other-interchangeable-himbo-with-nice-eyes-and-a-hot-ass IS Paul Murdaugh.

Tim O’tay-Chalamet IS Timmy (Paul’s inebriated alter-ego).

Rosie O’Donnell as the dead housekeeper.

Derek Hough as Stephen Smith - big dance dream sequence!

Tim Allen IS the drug dealer who could not bear to kill his best client.

Glenn will use her "Albert Nobbs" costume to play Alex. She'll convince Murphy to give this a brief theatrical run to qualify for the Oscars

Don Cheadle IS the judge.

Ronald McDonald as Buster

Aubrey Plaza IS the bounced juror.

Jennifer Coolidge IS Mother Murdaugh

Can they CGI Tori Spelling as a 20 year old? She'd be great as Paul's girlfriend.

Tori could play Maggie Murdaugh. It's a comedy, right?

Mother, May I meet Dad at the Dog Place? You Could Come Too!

Wouldn't surprise me since it's so fresh in everyone's minds. Kind of like the Amy Buttafucoco movies that came out in the 90s when the trial was still in progress. Plus Buster Murdaugh is rumored to be gay. That sounds like a great avenue to explore for Ryan Murphy.

Harris Dickinson as one of Buster’s FWBs.

Anyone but Ryan Murphy, please. He's such a hack.

Connor Jessup IS Steven Smith

I'm the supporting characters. We're all young, ripped and a bit light in the loafers.

I'm the Death Glare from Emma Roberts when he offers her the role of Mallory Beach.

"The girl who dies first????"

Cast hot and hunky Daddy Beach to play himself. Give him a nude shower scene. I’d watch that.

I'm Fern Thingymabob, playing the dogs barking in their kennels.