Study Finds Ecuadorian Men Have The Largest Penises In The World

I know…

Equador is swinging the big schlongs.

Too bad they're ugly.

Bigger than the eye-talians?

This looks incomplete data.

I'm happy to lead a DL research team to investigate the data further.

Who's with me?

Take that Argentina and Brazil!

I knew an Ecuadorian girl in school. Bitch was crazy!

FIRE UP THE GULFSTREAM!!

Why are there such differences?

Who got to do the research? I’ve got a measuring tape and a passport. Ecuadorans as are short, right? It could just be an illusion. Stick an Ecuadorian cock on a tall Dane and it’s not that impressive.

I doubt all these studies. Who actually finds randomly selected me who would be willing to have their cocks measures? And from all over the world.

Utter bull shit science

r11 is Cambodian.

It says "Self-reported". By that measure, the people with the largest penises in the world are found on Grindr and Sniffies.

I feel much better now.

That explains the extra long loincloth

I spent a lot of time in Ecuador for work. This is utterly ridiculous. Trust me.

^^We were staying away from you.

r16 were you working as a whore there?

R18 I tried. The dicks were too small for me.

I’ve been with them. Sorry to say that they’re basically average in my experience. Not small but not Dominicans (or eye-Italians with their doorknob schlongs).

Time to cruise the porns and chaturbates.

The Southern Hemisphere, specifically the Ecuadorians and a few others walk softly but carry big sticks.

Sounds like a good movie, #5. Is Werner Herzog available?

I didn’t know equatorial men are black!

Hey, let's hear it for the silver and gold men of #2 Cameroon and #3 Bolivia!!

USA, feeling kind of down at #59?

These things are always self-reported.

That chart for penis length certainly doesn’t worry about perpetuating stereotypes.

Unless there was some sort of genetic change most of them are basically Natives or indigenous which are largely descended from indigenous peoples who crossed over from Asia. So, I'm sorta doubting it.

[quote]randomly selected me

Heh.

Ladies, ladies, ladies! There's only one way to settle this.

We send a DL Taskforce down to Ecuador to undertake extensive research. We have more than enough sluts, sorry, researchers, on DL to rise to the challenge!

I'm sure we could charter one of those Atlantis cruise ships to head down Ecuador way. In fact, why not suggest to Atlantis that we undertake a joint operation? As we know from previous threads, they too have an abundance of sluts, sorry, researchers, aboard each year.

If extensive testing proves a deficiency in Ecuadorian Dongs, then the good ship Lollipop can up-anchor, round Cape Horn 😉 and head to Cameroon!

What do you say gurls?

I had a gay largely indigenous Peruvian friend and we both knew this bisexual Ecuadorian guy in NYC. He was really talk and really gorgeous. People would turn and look at him. He was also very gentle and sweet natured.

My Peruvian friend said that the native tribe in Ecuador was known for people tall and pacific. So maybe they have big ducks too, I don't know.

R32: OH DEAR!

Must be a buncha Coke and Pepsi drinkers in Ecuador.

Cameroon is #2 at 6.56”, but Nigeria is #44 at 5.66”. They’re next to each other. Such anomalies make me doubt this highly scientific data.

^Trust the science!

R35. Mexico is #29, and the U.S. is #59...and they're next to each other.

Canada is #12, and the U.S. is #59...and they're right next to each other too.

Maybe Nigeria and the U.S. just have smaller penises.

R35. France is #11, and Spain is #53...and they're right next to each other too.

Mexico and the US have very different population demographics. But yeah, the study is shit.

Lots of people of African descent in Ecuador, Colombia & Venezuela.

The study is true.

R35. Because obviously the most pertinent factor in determining penis size is geographic location.

Nothing to do with diet or genetics.

Ecuadorians are usually very short people.

I guess nature decided to throw them a (large) bone?

I trust the real world experiences of slutty gay men over scientific studies when it comes to this subject.

So, I'm gonna wade/ stick a toe into this conversation very gently here. Years ago, my Aunt was married to this absolute Dawg of a man- dawg I say, not because of ethnicity, but because of his ABSOLUTELY no-good miserable cheating, whoring ways. And yep, he was Ecauadorian.

For the life of me growing up, I couldn't figure out why she staid married to him (except for the kids, my cousins) , because at 5'6" or so, he wasn't especially much to look at- his looks were kind of 'Meh'- average. The only thing I could observe as a kid, was, that he was one of those, "Life of the Party guys", with lots of Charisma, and of course the one who all the ladies at the party wanted to dance with. 🙄

I guess I know why now. And maybe why it took my Aunt so long maybe to Divorce him.

If they lumped Puerto Rico in with the US, we'd be in the top 5.

[quote] over scientific studies

Yes I’m sure it was quite scientific.

I believe it. Ecuador is right next door to Columbia. And I swear to God, those Columbians come out of the womb with 9 inch cocks. In my sluttier days I took on 2 Columbian guys - oh my poor hole was wrecked for 2 days.

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I heard that the study was funded by the Ecuador Tourism board.

Big dicks and the world's best roses!

Quito here I come!

They're probably measuring from the underside to get that extra inch!

You never hear much about Bolivian men, where do they fall looks wise?

R48 I believe it. Ecuador is right next door to Columbia. And I swear to God, those Columbians come out of the womb with 9 inch cocks. In my sluttier days I took on 2 Columbian guys - oh my poor hole was wrecked for 2 days.

Oh dear.

[Quote]I think the stats are coming from some South American tourism board or other.

Years ago I saw a Craigslist ad for a penis sizing party. What the hell?

The ad was from a retired army physician who hosting the event at the neighborhood Marriott. He was conducting a survey on gay American men's penises. This doctor was travelling around the country on his own dime, doing this very, very important work. The ad made it clear that it was seeking a representative sample of gay males to attend and be measured. And I thought, What the fuck, I'll go check it out. Honestly, I believed it would merely serve as an orgy's justification.

Nonetheless, it was the real deal. As soon as you walked into the hotel room, you were given a number and told to wait for your flaccid dick to be measured. The doctor was approaching the situation as scientifically as possible. He measured you with calipers and other precision measuring tools, and his assistant typed all of the data into a laptop. After everyone had been measured, we were told to go have sex in the adjacent room, and the doctor would walk around the orgy to measure our erections.

Of course, the crowd was young and hung, because no one would want to go get measured if they already knew they had a little dick. I'm bigger than average so no worries there, but I wouldn't have gone if I were average or smaller. So the orgy followed, which was not particularly fun due to the lack of porn, music, alcohol, or drugs. I did, however, see one of the largest penises I've ever seen, but I didn't get to play with it. FYI it belonged to a very skinny, extremely tall white guy with long silver hair.

When the doctor came to take my measurements, I told him I wasn't fully erect yet, but he rudely took them anyway. This is probably because I was messing around with his handsome assistant and the doctor was a bit jealous. After the orgy and everyone had been measured erect, he told us to leave our email if we wanted our results.

So about a year later, I received my results. The doctor had completed his cross-country survey, and I had my measurements as well as a comparison of my specific dick details compared to the rest of the gay male population in the United States.

I filed the email under "stupid miscellaneous things I might want to read again" and here are my results. Please note my erect section is not correct since I wasn't hard YET when Dr. Jealous measured me.

I got fucked by an Ecuadoran pal from work about 15 years ago and he was indeed well-hung. Cute, too.

Thank you for that R56. I’m a bit perplexed by the relatively small difference between the flaccid and erect averages though… maybe everyone was a little excited about the imminent orgy? Doesn’t seem very scientific - I’m surprised he actually followed up with the results from what is obviously just a horny endeavour, but I guess it’s all part of the “research” fantasy. Maybe when came hardest of all when he finally hit send on that email

How come South America is never involved in any wars?

What is the Ecuadorian for 'Show us your junk?'

Verificatia el sizemeat?

SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED. SELF REPORTED.

R60.

Show us your junk. = Muéstranos tu basura.

Verificatia el sizemeat? = ¿Verificación del tamaño de la carne?

Show us your cocks. = Muéstranos tus pollas.

R62 Thank you so much

[quote]Canada is #12, and the U.S. is #59...and they're right next to each other too.

Maybe the reason Canada is so far ahead of the U.S. is because of the French Canadians. I've been with several French Canadian guys and they were above average.

French Canadians are blessed.

Fake Frenchmen.

So how do you explain Canada being ahead of the U.S. in penis size?

Please return to R61. Do you understand the validity of this "study", now?

I think the only conclusion we can draw from this study is the Ecuadorian men are the biggest liars in the world.

"New study finds Ugandans are the smartest people in the world, and the Scottish are the most generous."

self reported study.

See how it works?

Just because you read a sentence on the Internet, does not mean it's true.

R70 Actually LOL

My ex boyfriend is Scottish and as tight as a nun's chuff. He was warbling on about how generous Glaswegians are. I said, Christ! Just shows how tight you are!

[quote] I'm bigger than average so no worries there

R56, you’re hardly bigger than average. What year was this?

1963

Oh Jesus, the U.S. has fallen behind the rest of the world once again.

It's that goddamn woke agenda that's causing this!

Fuck. Now I gotta move to Ecuador.

The data will change. The USA has all those twinks with huge cocks from eating American frankenfood.

That’s why we need open borders!—so we will do better at the next World Dick Measuring Games.

R77 Are you hoping to be in pole position then?

Just booked a flight to Quito. Will reattach jaw and report back!!

R78. Don’t hate me: I’m an expert if I’m in the hole position..less so in the hole position

Jezus! …less so in the pole position

R72, I'm R56. Dr. Jealous measured me during foreplay, as I said in my post. So my dick wasn't quite fully fledge out in its magnificently glorious hardness!

PS, My bf said to tell you that his ass still hurts from the pounding I gave him yesterday with my big dick. Also he thinks you're a bit cunty.

Is there an Ecuadorian Penis Support Group forum?

[quote]Just booked a flight to Quito.

Good luck! I read somewhere the Quito diet can be very successful.

How did they conduct their research?

R85, "How did they conduct their research?"

With their mouths.