Homosexuals who perform Anilingus

When I start to do it on a guy, I tell them they may want to get a book to read, because I'm going to be down there for a while. I didn't like the hepatitis A I got once from doing it though.

If you're really into fucking a guy, you'll probably be into rimming him. But yeah, you can get some nasty bugs from it.

I understand the pleasure argument but for me I just can't get there. For me, it's not worth the risk of illness, even if the illness passes. There's lots of other ways to give and receive sexual pleasure from the anus.

I would never rim a guy even if he had a fresh ass, because that's where shit comes out. It's completely disgusting to do so. When I see men do it and then kiss each other it makes me realize how gross gay sex can be. I like the romantic part with the intimacy.

^ frau alert

sotto voce: "they are all walking right into this"

It's not a "frau alert," anality r5. I'm not r4, and I'm a gay man. I find it just as disgusting as he does. Who wants to put their mouth where the shit comes out?

I do. I've done it thousands of times.

OP is an EST troll. -3/10. How do you not see this?

I hate that gay men are pressured to think that they have to make oral contact with something gross because it's some kind of pleasure. Think of how so many secretly don't want to do it but don't have the courage to say no, and then the men who pretend it's making them feel good.

Is this a remake of Ladies Who Lunch?

No one has ever pressured me to do that, r10.

Does any man lick another man anymore?

r12 you've pressured yourself to do it. You don't need to put your mouth there, don't you realize there are erogenous zones all over the body which are enough to bring incredible pleasure to you both.

We're talking assholes, r14.

I agree completely about the erogenous zones all over the body, but they're not what I was talking about.

Down in the no no region? Inside the heinie? So unsanitary.

Fucking love it. Giving rather than receiving, that is. Going to town on my bf's ass after his gym session, is one of my favorite things to do.

OP, why don't you consume porn?

just curious

My parents told me it's a sin and very very bad. Is porn ok?

Dear Lord in Heaven!

This is the thread about the man tongue going up in the man.

This whole thread.

OP sounds like an AI bot.

The agency calls the new form of the stomach bug, which causes the diarrheal condition known as shigellosis, a “serious public health threat.” Evidence suggests the illness is spreading among gay and bisexual men in particular, apparently through sexual contact, both in the U.S. and abroad.

The CDC held a call Tuesday with the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment and the U.K. Health Security Agency to alert doctors about the spread of a form of the bacterium that is resistant to all typically recommended antibiotic treatments.

Don’t eat da poo poo!

Presumably OP you haven't ordered The Brown Book – the limited edition tribute book to the indefatigable scat cartoonist , the Martin of Holland?

n.b. Link trigger warning: europeans are different.

Meanwhile, heterosexuals applaud themselves for discovering anAlingus this millennium and probably do a dreadful job at it, filled with resentments and #MeToo.

If you put OP on block, you'll see that she's responding to her own question.

Why do trolls do this on DL?

Do they have split personalities or are they just trying to bump their post to the top of the list through fake engagement?

Has anyone here ever gone to a rimming party?

First of all, Missy OP, "anilingus" is like asking if "you homosexuals" "perform" "fellatio." You creep humans out.

Second, your post is uncharacteristic of your others. What's up, honey? Issues?

Finally, playing to the homophobes and sex-aversive types here does no one a service. The "poo-poo disease" trolls make filth in order to spread hate, not love. And today ALL sex involves precautions and prep.

Go away., "Karen Black looked odd" thread proliferator and/or troll.

Anilingusch.

Unclench R32. I'm satirising the germaphobe sex-adverse and basement dwelling gaycels with PTSD.

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

As they say at Checkers: You Gotta Eat!

If it's clean, pristine and generously buffed to a high sheen. I say BUFFET!!

I love it - giving and getting.

I'd much rather rim an ass than suck a dick.

R37 twice around the garden!?

The correct form of the word is “anilinctus." "Anilingus" is properly the person who does it, not the act.

R40 demonstrates how knowing the finer distinctions is rewarded with invites to the best parties.

Giardiasis is not for the faint hearted. When you think about it rimming is disgusting. But a beautiful clean smooth hole is a delicious thing to lick.

Big bubble butt?

Sit on my face!

I've always loved this ...

I like when the man go up into the man.

R44 That's funny. I wonder if they could even do a sketch like that these days.

Been rimming for 30 years and no STD's or infections thus far.

I've been doing it for forty years, and never got a bug of any kind. I expect a guy to be clean -if he's whiffy the deal is off. I especially love to 69, with him sucking my cock while I eat his ass in preparation for fucking him. I've had guys actually cum from having me eat their ass, and that is fucking hot!

No one has ever ordered or guilted me into doing it. I decided to give it a try after seeing it in porn. I liked it. So I do it. Get over it.

I also really laugh at this ...

r7 you put your mouth where piss comes out, you put your penis where shit comes out or someone puts their penis where your shit comes out...but sure this one act is the deal breaker? I bet you are the kind of guy who loves getting his ass eaten but won't do it. I won't bottom unless the guy eats it first and I love doing it because love the sound a guy makes when you start. Just be clean.

R7 you do realize urine comes out of a penis.

Nothing good will come of it.

My husband gets me off this way, and it's so damn hot! But not with a trick, ever...

I would only do it as a way to clear the ghastly taste of Kraft Dinner from my mouth.

gasp

I half expected a comment or to from lesbians. They must be out picking up lumber.

Just like a champ.

*two

There is an expectation that the receiving guy will be somewhat clean and not have any noticeable clumps hanging on the outside.

[quote]Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

Ma'am this is not reddit.

I hope that my responses here call into question the inaccurate reports that I do not possess a sense of humor.

Anilingus, YES.

Anilingush, NO!!!!!

Ma'am, this is not Daddy's coin slot.

Where life (doesn’t) begin.

There’s nothing more sublime than an expert rimming.

Remember not go out in public until after you’ve wiped the skid marks off your face. This is something I learned.

The best is doing it to someone who never had it done before. That first "oh god!" does it to me everytime.

[quote] The best is doing it to someone who never had it done before. That first "oh god!" does it to me everytime.

Same holds true when a newbie tastes my cod loin with tomato sauce, and prunes for the first time. That first "Oh, God!" does it to me every time.

Do you gird up your loins too R70?

r70 I would rather eat ass.

[quote] Do you gird up your loins too [R70]?

Do I? You bet your life I do. My loins are so girded you can't even imagine.

Protect yourself. Never make passes at boys who lick asses.

r70 Thanks for my morning laugh!

Never was into barebacking, but damn I love rimming

Nope. Never done it, never will. I’m a total bottom, so I have nothing to do with the ass.

You sounds like a very very boring lay

R78 to most guys I might be, for a dominant total top I’m a dream.

I enjoy having it done to me but refuse to do it.

Didn't read all the posts, but shouldn't it be 'anAlingus' not 'anIlingus'?

R9 I didn’t get that vibe from OP. Guy must have top notch hygiene. And if he lies about it I slap him senseless and then rape him.

I sometimes just slap them anyways

r79 I guess you never met a Dom Top who siad "eat my ass you pussy"

I was invited to Greg's rimming party once. I declined when I learned he was serving bean burritos.

I love rimming tops and bottoms before fucking. One top gave me two thick loads because I was so good at eating his ass. One bottom came just from me eating his pussy. Another top fucked me twice because I was so good at licking his beautiful ass and feet. Another guy was going to do condoms but decided to breed me deep after I licked his beautiful hole and feet without him asking. If you're not rimming a worthy candidate as foreplay, you're only getting half the experience.

I'm more of a vanilla gay, I don't do that kind of anal, but to each his own. I don't eat ass, I don't suck toes or lick feet, I don't do water sports or scat, no blood, nothing like that. I like mutual oral, making out, massage, sensual stuff but not kinky.

First time a man made me cum was with “anAlingus”, also known as rimming to the non-frau, which OP wouldn’t know. And sorry, rimming for ‘brotherhood’ reasons? I don’t think.

Also, do fraus not have arseholes? Can they not partake if the front is getting the monthly service?

Do straight people do this too? Is it more the woman on the man, or the other way around? What percentage? it doesn't tend to come up with my straight friend, so thanks in advance.

No it's an exclusively gay thing Rose, like still liking Madonna and giving your fiends Crisco for their birthday.

The spelling is correct, you rancid cunts.

Unless your guy has diarrhea, you're not gonna catch any of the aforementioned gastrointestinal bugs. Also, Giardia and Shigella are NOT normal flora in humans, so you're not gonna catch either of those things from a healthy guy. If someone is sick, they're probably not gonna wanna engage in anal sex and if they are sick, believe me...you'll know.

[quote] I was invited to Greg's rimming party once. I declined when I learned he was serving bean burritos.

And for that, R85, you will not soon be invited again to one of my rimming parties.

For those of you who did receive my invitation, please do not bring wine or flowers!

RE: OP's image

Is that a bottle of Flagyl on the desk?

Tossing salad may be fun, but the afterparty can be a bitch.

It is not an exclusively gay thing. Lots of straight porn on ass eating. Both women doing it to men and men to women.

I like the idea of it but don't actually like doing it.

Either the gay men in here are very uptight and repressed, or Datalounge is indeed mostly fraus these days.

GAY MEN EAT ASS OR GET THEIR ASSES EATEN, it's nothing new.

Sure some 50% of guys don't engage in that, so it shouldn't be expected, but even the dudes who don't lick or get licked don't get shocked that other people do it.

This thread must have been started by GREG.

OP's original post is the funniest shit ever.....

I prefer when the butt has doo doo on it. Sometimes it's the only thing I eat all week.

Haha I don't suck toes or feet too R87, but you type frau!!! 😂

[quote] OP is an EST troll. -3/10. How do you not see this?

Do you think this was the giveaway?: " I saw this on a very racy teevee show called White Lotus."

^ "very racy teevee" was enough, r102.

Actually, just "teevee" did it for me.

One would hope "when a man goes up in a man" is a sufficient tell.

Give the guy who has his face buried in another man's ass the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps he is just curious.

Wrong r92. Men can carry GI bugs without realizing, and besides, E. coli is always present. If it wasn’t, why would we bother washing hands after going to the bathroom?

DOO-DOO, FECES!

[quote] This thread must have been started by GREG.

Ah, no, R98, it wasn’t.

The original Greg probably committed suicide with his apron strings long ago. He has been impersonated, shit on, and blamed for all that's wrong in the world today. The poor bastard only wanted to share a few recipes. God rest his soul.

That’s very kind of you, R109, but I am still among the living.

But you’re right — I simply wanted to share some excellent recipes with the DL community.

The "I Eat Ass" song.

If I were Kim Zolciak I be would be eating ass morning, noon, and night.

r111 It's a bit derivative and a tad difficult to dance to, but I'll give it a 70.

- Dick Clark, spinning in his grave.

Eating ass is not incredibly high-risk unless the guy is ill with intestinal problems and/or has recently taken a shit and hasn't bathed. If you are freshly showered and have used soap to thoroughly clean your asshole (which you should be doing every time you bathe), it's not that big of a deal.

What is the etiquette when the ass eater then has to pick sweetcorn out of his own teeth afterwards? Does the ass provide the toothpick?

[quote]I'd much rather rim an ass than suck a dick.

Why is that, R38?

Out of curiosity: For the men who don't eat ass, do you abstain because of the potential health risk associated with it, or is it because you don't find men's asses sexually attractive in the first place (or a mixture of both)? As much as I am drawn to a man's cock, I am drawn to his ass in equal measure. Biological function be damned, the anus is still an erogenous zone. I love a nice butt—I can't help myself.

The shit. ^^^^

R117's licence plate is 1 3AT 5H1T

I am not doing that because it causes a condition called worm.

R116 - partly because I'm a top and I don't really enjoying sucking dick. It seems whenever I do it, I get bad strep throat afterwards.

But (so far) I've never had any health problems with rimming.

r106 the only reason you wash your hands after wiping shit off your ass with tissue paper is that you are afraid of e coli? Not the shit smell or the fact you just wiped off shit with something thinner than the defense of a Jan 6 insurrectionist? Got it.

OP/R34, clench. You're not satirizing anything.

[quote] This thread must have been started by GREG.

I think Erna starts most of the stealth scat threads.

I vowed never to do this, until one day I was giving head to an 18 yo whose uncut dick reeked of smegma. He asked me to rim him & I thought yikes, if his dock tasted that bad…but his ass was amazingly clean.

I’ve had oral sex with about 300 guys & have maybe rimmed 7 or 8 of them. I caught giardia one time, but I actually think it was from licking a guy’s balls, because I hadn’t rimmed anyone around that time.

I recently gave head to a guy I’ve known on & off for like 6 yrs, & I kept gagging so bad, because I was smelling dirty ass fumes. I made sure not to go anywhere south of his dickhead.

a longtime DL meme says that rimming threads are posted by Fraus or, heaven forbid, D@vi@da

R8, and you probably have hep A and God knows what you gross 🤮 being

Bump

Anyone ever eaten a rosebud?

I believe in the separation of church and state.

yes r129. It tastes like raw steak and it’s warm and wet.

Yes to eating rosebuds but I need to be drunk or high or both. I mean really, it's violent. But if I really like the guy.

[quote] But I also realize a lot of the time, anilingus is done as a kind of brotherhood thing and a bonding thing.

Um, what?

I’ve done it but only when I’m REALLY horny and the guy is clean. Receiving - some people can do it great, others are boring and make it a waste of time.

R123.- 130 replies and most are having a good time with it.

I caught giardia from eating ass. I had crampy diarrhea for a week, it didn’t even smell like normal diarrhea it was a bizarre toxic stench that apparently is well known in hospitals. The liquid was bright yellow, and clear like water. Crazy.

[quote] Been rimming for 30 years and no STD's or infections thus far.

Gram?

With sex-aversive cunts so prevalent on this thread, I think we all need to avoid Dingalingus.

R135, that ass you ate must have been FILTHY. Was it even wiped?

Hahahahaha R135 I had diarrhea that looked like pee once, but it only lasted four days, worst diarrhea of my life and I was afraid I was going to end dehydrated.

But it wasn't caused by eating ass and it wasn't too smelly, it actually smelled a lot less than normal diarrhea or even normal poop.

What I don’t understand is this: you will stick your penis in it but not your tongue? I would never stick my dick in someone who wasn’t completely clean.

I gave up after finding an “innie” wart!

I don't personally do it, but if others want to I don't care. I expect few people agree to do it unless their partner is very clean down there.

I know people say "but that's where shit comes out of!" which is true, but you wipe your ass with your hand, wash said hand, and then eat food with it. Not exactly the same situation, granted, but it's another way of saying most people will consider something fine after washing that they wouldn't consider fine before washing.

I've done it a handful of times. I can really get into it but worry about getting sick. Also, I worry that if I like they guy he will think I am a slut and it will only be a one night stand.

There's a lot more nerve endings back there than on/around the cock, right? Especially if the guy's cut.

I want to, I really do, but my mind won't let me. My tongue gets close, very close, but I just cannot dive into the point of no return and the deep, dark. twitching, tempting center.

R144. Yes, the anus is richer in nerve endings than barbarism suffered by a cock that's been sliced and damaged.

Grotesque