Where In The World is Hoda Kotb? Lengthy onscreen absence has viewers worried

She’s hiding from that bitch Kathie Lee, she keeps showing up at 30 Rock trying to get her job back.

Think “Sean Young trying to get the Catwoman role,” but instead of startling executives by showing up unannounced in a catsuit at their offices, she’s barging into 30 Rock with sheet music, a pianist with a Casio Keyboard, and a microphone .

It was February break for kids last week, I just assumed she was away.

Her instagram posts were a little odd

Did they say anything about her today?

I hope she's taking the time off to add some vowels to her last name.

She's transitioning.

Svannah Guthrie abruptly left her hosting duties this morning, 30 minutes into the show. When they came back from commercial breaks at 7:30, Hoda's fill-in Sheinelle Jones said Guthrie left the studio because she wasn't feeling well, and tested positive for COVID. This is the third time she has had COVID - twice in 2022 and now today.

Come back Hoda!! We miss you and we’re concerned!

Get well soon Savannah, we’re all rooding for you!

Hoda’s got the cancer again.

Tony Dokoupil, sit on my face

I loathe Hoda Kotb. She's another one who used the Me Too movement to elevate her career far beyond herRobert's.

I should note, while I absolutely do not wish her dead, I am not thrilled about her carrying on any illness sympathies for years to come, like that even more annoying, overpaid, overrated hack Robin Roberts.

I loathe Hoda Kotb. She's another one who used the Me Too movement to elevate her career far beyond her TALENTS.

R12 Your use of commas is distracting - far beyond herRobert's.

I don't follow her but my first thought is that she's recovering from plastic surgery.

Yikes, you are right r14.

I figure that it might well be a bad diagnosis for either her, her mom, or one of the girls. The last six IG posts reference bravery, dark clouds, magic, miracles, strong women, and hope. Those messages are not about COVID or plastic surgery, but something more serious.

She has the titty cancer.

Kathie Lee should write a song about this.

Hopefully nothings wrong with her kids.

I wonder why she and Joel broke up.

[quote]The last six IG posts reference bravery, dark clouds, magic, miracles, strong women, and hope.

[quote]Kathie Lee should write a song about this.

🎶You've kept your bravery through the dark clouds,

Seeking magic and miracles,🎵

🎶You are among the strong strong women,

And you're always filled with hope. 🎵

I'm afraid her breast cancer is back and has spread, which is essentially game over.

I hope not. I like the woman, and she has small children.

Matt Lauer pressed the button

I find Sheinelle Jones a very appealing anchor in the Today format, although she seems to have developed a weight problem recently.

Separately, I will always love her for this:

R7 What is up with Typhoid Mary Savannah?

She's had COVID so many times she's going to stroke out on air.

R25i love that clip. It always makes me happy.

That ex of hers pinged. She probably sniffed-out an affair with a twink.

I'm guessing ass cancer from HPV.

Hoda's drying out again from all the wine she and kathie lee consume.

It sounds as if she's taking a break to focus on a family health issue.

"Family health matter"

One of the media sites had a recent photo of her at home with her two adopted daughters - Hope, 5, and Faith, 3.

At 58, she looks like their grandmother (as she should be at that age). When they're in their late 20s, she will be in her 80s. Those poor kids.

DM yesterday had pics of her walking one of her daughters home. Hoda seemed to have a hospital bracelet on one wrist. I know they give those to parents who have hospitalized kids, but maybe also if a parent is in?

Is her mom croaking?

We could use some nikud vowels to know how the fuck we're supposed to pronounce Kotb. You know, just in case.

Unless the hospital bracelet is for Hoda herself!!

Sheinelle Jones is very strong in the anchor chair.

Hoda might not want to stay out too long.

"Sheinelle"? Like the bedspread?

Come back Hoda!!

Sheinelle is dumb as dirt.

She's very personable.