Jon Hamm to marry in July

She gets a big emerald and a big cock?

The Hammaconda is dead. Long live the Hammaconda.

As long as he can stay hard while blackout drunk, she will be a very happy woman.

He never married Jennifer. Why bother now?

how old is this whore? did he knock her up? can't imagine why he would want to marry otherwise.

no way that cock works the way he drinks and he's old as fuck now.

He's 51, And not wearing it well.

He looks pretty terrible in that FLETCH movie no one saw. And his hairpiece in the Progressive ads (with Flo) is just ridiculous.

There are a whole series of these I've never seen. (Guess I don't watch enough TV.)

Is he playing Jon Hamm, still at work on "Mad Men"? Cause that show was a decade ago.

She's a smart woman to request emeralds rather than diamonds. I'd do the same.

I thought he looked great in Top Gun.: Maverick.

His acting in Maverick was bad. I mean it’s just Top Gun ffs but I thought he stood out as terrible.

I thought he was pretty good in TOP GUN, R11. I mean, he was just playing a hard-assed Don Draper without the boozing, but he hits that note well. And that was all his character was supposed to be.

Doesn’t he always hang out with three women. Which one is he marrying?

Viagra will fix the D if it doesn't work. Westfeldt probably didn't want to have kids to put any kind of work stoppage on her career - see her film, Friends With Kids.

It probably is about having a kid, at that age. That heteronormative branding runs pretty deep.

He always looked so much older than his age. He actually seems like an awful person. First the hazing story that came out and then stringing along the girlfriend who stuck by his side for 18 years. Yes, I know she could’ve left sooner, but still.

Saw a Hamm interview. He's been in therapy to get to this marrying point.

When he and Jennifer Westfeldt split, all the fraus said he would find someone younger and marry her instead. I guess they were right!

At least you know the wedding will have an open bar!

Did he ever bang January Jones? He looked so much older than her on MM.

She took advantage of him. She got him drunk and he “proposed” during a blackout.

Is he marrying Flo?

Emeralds are considered bad luck for engagement rings because emeralds are brittle and can crack. Not suitable for day to day wear on hands (or wrists).

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His career is doing really good right now too. Mayo commercials and shows that nobody watches anymore ( Fargo, Morning Show). And that cartoon on Fox is going to put him back to leading man status. Look out, Tammy Cruise.

She’ll get pregnant right away so to get set with his money.

[quote]Did he ever bang January Jones? He looked so much older than her on MM.

I always assumed Mad Men lit Jon Hamm in less flattering light to accentuate his boozing/smoking/womanizing lifestyle. The rest of the cast consistently looked fine and refreshed, and he never quite did. When I saw him on a couple award shows back then, he looked young and handsome, confirming my suspicions.

For some reason he doesn’t work as a leading man. But he’s a good character actor and can do comedy very well. He’s aging into a pretty decent career.

He’s a hack now. Was promising on Mad Men but nothing interesting since.

I wish he’d buy me sapphires

I guess it was time for him to lockdown his future eldercare nurse and produce a bunch of late-in-life nepo babies.

It’s his Warren Beatty moment!

He's good in the Fletch movie and the film is overall enjoyable too.

I was desperately hot for him/Don Draper until I learned about the claw hammer hazing torture.

He’s our Fatty Arbuckle and should be shunned.

I would still ride him until his skin bled.

He’s box office poison. He not leading man material. Maybe if he would have laid off the booze.

I suspect Hamm had a vasectomy many years ago. He was a boozy horndog at the height of MAD MEN and some sleazy skank would surely have made she sure she goto knocked up. That likely hasn't happened for a reason.

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They’re Married!

Lucky bitch. I hope she treats the Hammaconda with the respect it most assuredly deserves.

So who is this woman? That TMZ headline has his name in the smaller font and hers in the huge font. Is Anna Osceola a household name and my house got skipped?

Big girls need big gemstones!

How does a man who dated a woman for two decades refusing to marry her, turn around and gets married to a woman he has dated for three years?

Her wedding gown fits poorly in the bodice.

His PR team just clarified that what he meant to say was

[quote]Jon Hamm to be merry in July

She seems rather plain/fug and that dress looks terrible on her.

He's well on his way to becoming his generation's Alec Baldwin.

In other news, that thump you heard was Jennifer throwing herself off a building. When she recovers, expect a refreshed face.

It won't last...

I hate the dress. Ill-fitting as mentioned and why wear white if it has a slit up to your twat?

She has no bustline to speak up to fill up that dress, so I'm not sure if anything would help other than one of those very tight bandeau style bodices. I hated the dress for other reasons. Darts in the boobs, side cut outs, huge thigh slit- "how to look cheap at your own wedding" seems to fit.

I have no idea who she is. But Jon's looks seem to be on the decline so good luck, honey.

Once a dog, always a dog. This item about Hamm and then-GF Jennifer W is almost a decade old.

If his child-bride has a brain, she'll get half his assets in her name upfront. And an exit strategy.

This will not end well.

Jealous bitchy op

Did not realize he was a big drinker??

Like Ben Affleck?

More like Oliver Reed.

I would love. An emerald ring.