Two 4 the road

They are the only people who can legitimately use they/them pronouns.

Suck it Sam Smith

This gave me an anxiety attack. The idea of being stuck with someone your entire life made me incredibly claustrophobic.

Yeah I've always been extremely freaked out by these two, which even as a teenager I kind of knew was wrong. They're probably used to it, though, don't you think? This situation is all they've ever known, it's their normal. I wonder if they think being separated would be extremely lonely and sad?

(still wonder how they deal with sex though...)

R3 That’s probably a challenge with two separate brains let alone how unique they are.

[quote] even as a teenager I kind of knew was wrong

You're right, R3, such thoughts are sinful!

From Wikipedia:

[quote]Abigail Loraine Hensel and Brittany Lee Hensel (born March 7, 1990) are American conjoined twins. They are dicephalic parapagus twins (having two heads joined to one torso), and are highly symmetric for conjoined twins, giving the appearance of having a single body without marked variation from typical proportions. Each has a heart, stomach, spine, pair of lungs, and spinal cord. Each twin controls one arm and one leg. When they were infants, learning to crawl, walk, and clap required cooperation. They can eat and write separately and simultaneously. Activities such as running, swimming, hair-brushing, playing piano or volleyball, riding a bicycle, or driving a car require coordination.

Further down in the article it clarifies that they only have 1 set of reproductive organs, so in terms of sex there are consent issues there I lack the IQ to tackle. Sucks if they've never gotten any, though. And I didn't even think about masturbation! They MUST have done that. But each with their own sister not just right there but actively feeling it along with you. Fuuuuucking hell.

I wish them the best. You have to remember two living as one is all they've ever known. I doubt they feel restricted by that. One wanting privacy from the other would be like one wanting privacy from themselves. They are special ladies. No need to pity them.

So if Abby agrees to boink a guy that Brittany doesn’t want to, could Brittany file rape charges against the guy? Then, could Abby be charged as an accomplice?

The legal hypotheticals with these two are entertaining. What if they or one committed a felony, a murder or something, then one says the other was the one who did it. What a great trial.

R8 fuck this made me laugh

[quote]What if they or one committed a felony, a murder or something, then one says the other was the one who did it.

Sadly, it would appear they'd both be going to jail whoever did it, since they only have one body.

There was a pic floating around awhile back of them (or at least one) blowing some guy.

Don't judge lest ye be....

For real r11?

R8 there was an episode of Tales From the Crypt that was sort of like that. One conjoined twin killed someone, but they couldn’t incarcerate him because the other twin was innocent. I forget what the twist at the end was. I think they were separated and the guilty one was killed by his brother . Something like that.

Their sex life is good. They both have boyfriends that they’ve been seeing for a while now. They like to go on double dates.

R15 I don't believe that for a minute

This is their boyfriends Ethan and Hunter. They’ve been dating since 2017 and 2019. Here they are on a double date at their favorite date night place, The Cheesecake Factory.

Ethan and Hunter like seeing each other naked and erect.

Why would you say that? It’s not like Ethan would even be in the room when Hunter’s naked.

[quote] Ethan and Hunter

I can't find pictures of them on Google. Are they 'challenged'?

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so basically above the waist they're two separate people but...what about below the waist?

To be frank, who controls the poo and the wee?

And, what about the clit? Do they both feel good if their clitoris is played with?

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What if one twin was gay?

R23 what does me being gay have to do with anything?

And, I'm guessing I'm not the only person to question how those things work....it's natural curiosity. Unless you're an old nanny type who disapproves of anything "incorrect" or vulgar.

You obviously have TWO assholes. One you shit out of and the other you talk out of.

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Rosie Greer and Ray Milland did it first!

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Good for them and I wish them all the happiness in the world. But I can't look at stuff like that. No way can I click on that link. Someone posted a story the other week of them having boyfriends. That one sent me to the moon.

Dark Minge Lord needs to shut the fuck up and go find themselves a different to site to troll on.

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Bravo, DarkeMingeLord (R29).

I applaud your battles against the indecisive so-called "bisexuals"; they're as creepy as the indecisive fools who can't decide whether to chop off their penis.

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They make me want to barf.

It was God's wish to create them thus.

Abigail and Brittany are messengers of The Lord.

Yeah that's awkward. If you want to masturbate you have to ask your twin. They're basically the same person.

If they become pregnant are they both moms?

No, one’s an ant.

If they remade One Day at a Time, they would cast these two as Barbra and Julie.

By the way, Two for the Road was the original name.for ODAAT.

¯_(ツ)(ツ)_/¯

The hard truth is one of them will die first.

Are Lori and Dori the conjoined twins that used to be on the jerry springer show all the time still alive? I think one of them changed their name to Reba.

R43 I mean, how could she not?

Which one is the back seat driver?