Human Garbage Kyle Rittenhouse is Packing on the Pounds

He looks like a pig. Not just because he's fat either; he has piggie features!

The Littlest Murderer is not aging well.

He is a legitimate hunter and eats all his kills.

He has a cheek color 19th century French whores would kill for

He's begging for money for his legal bills.

And presumably, donuts

He is looking very dikey.

Is he wearing makeup? How does someone's cheeks get that pink?

this pink cheeked fatty

Well, if it isn’t the Untuckit Reject Poster Boys!

A very affectionate twosome.

Soon to star as Stinky in The Joe Besser Story.

Fat fuck looks like he's about to pop.

And should.

I doubt he has pubes.

" like the wisemen followed the wishing star."

Like all idiot right wing nut jobs, he can't even quote his "favorite" book.

Although The Fat Whore and Their Admirers Bible may have it's own completely different translation of Star of Bethlehem.

I though they would have called it The Gravy Star.

Lovely rooooooge cheeks, Kylie.

[quote] Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. I like WOMEN! Bass player for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters, who puts America First.

That is one hell of a twitter bio Gary.

Gout incoming.

Someone posted that the pic was photoshopped.

Or is THIS the photoshopped version??

The puberty blockers are working.

Op's pic is hilarious,but obviously photo shopped. He is as big as a house though.You can barely see his eyes .

I love the "Bro-hug". Not too close, because no homo

Yeah, “Gary Peterson” is a parody Twitter account that relentlessly mocks Trump, MAGA and all of the idiot sycophants. It’s hilarious. .

Wow, so young and already so fat!

He's transitioning into his mother!

I knew it! The Russians are grooming our Kyle to be a nesting doll... The bastards! 😠

A young Eric Stonestreet.

I hope he drowns in a river of chocolate.

The exaltation of this shit stain is the ultimate symbol of what a shithole this country has become. Whether he was found guilty or not, he literally murdered people. The other side treats him as a hero because those people were supposedly liberal.

It's not like our side holds up the police officer who killed that Babbit bitch.

Anorexic bitch.

He looks like a fascist Big Boy.

Just to clarify, this guy is famous and beloved only because he killed two liberals.

Body by Chick-fil-A.

Our country is in the fucking sewer .That people this repugnant would be a media sensation still baffles me.

Kyle looks like Candace Gingrich.

“Kick me” face.

It looks like a Campbell’s Kid of yesteryear

Cocktail Kyle. At least he's not attached by the hip to his mother anymore. His recent attachments are worse, though.

What's his mother doing now that her husband-substitute son has flown the nest for fame and riches? Her quadruple chin does not bode well.

Soooooweeee!!!

He's wearing more rouge than Miss Piggy!

He's eating his feelings.

He killed two people exercising their right to assemble and protest

R36 somebody came in that??? Dear GOD!!!

Miss Rittenhouse needs to lay off the blush.

He killed two felons, one (Rosenbaum) a multiple child rapist and the second (Huber) convicted of strangulation and suffocation and false imprisonment, both having served time. Liberals? I doubt it.

Looks like fetal alcohol syndrome in him and his swine mother.

Exactly what breed is this hog? Razorback? Cheshire?

Cam from Modern Family in Porky Pig makeup.

[Quote] He killed two felons, one (Rosenbaum) a multiple child rapist and the second (Huber) convicted of strangulation and suffocation and false imprisonment, both having served time.

Which makes him a double murderer

He was driven across two state lines by his mommy to deny citizens their right to protest. In Rusher, your right to protest will be followed by a piping hot cup of delicious plutonium tea.

Garbage Pail Kids. All of youse

Lol, I quickly scan read that as “Human Garbage Pail Kid.”

It's a parody twitter account that mocks Trumpsters. "Gary Peterson" is pretty funny.

R45 I believe it's a new breed called "White Trash Blimp".

[[quote]A young Eric Stonestreet

I was thinking a young Marcus Bachmann

[quote] He's begging for money for his legal bills.

He could start from the bottom of the porn industry.

I knew he looked familiar.

He looks a lot like a younger version of Miss Lindsay Graham. And we all know how that younger Lindasy Graham turned out as the older Lindsay Graham...yuck!

Do you know where Kyle is? He has important paperwork he has to review!

Kyle Rittenhouse will have a short, miserable life of turmoil. That's my prediction.

Life on the run. It's kind of like prison.

He looks like Pee Wee’s nemesis.

Those shirt buttons should be steered clear of.

He's one of the lost Huckabees.

He looks like Harry Potter’s fat cousin.

Lol imagine being this DEPLORABLE

Is he wearing blush? Or is it a filter?

It's Brendad Ickson level stuff.

[quote] He was driven across two state lines by his mommy to deny citizens their right to protest.

Tell us you don't know what the fuck you're talking about without saying you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

No, you are completely incorrect. About everything. LOL

^ The photo was doctored by the person with the faux-MAGAt Twitter account.

Oh I see. Now I get it - thanks R67.

"Lol"? What skkkum you are.

He’s gone the way of Cain and George Zimmerman, just another has-been murderer wandering the earth, desperate for cash and validation.

Is he wearing blush?

The deplorable king.

He’s so desperate to monetize his fame. Yet he offers nothing but “Im yet another far right guy who beat the libs.!”

This psychotic little shit will be running for office when he's older.

He's even FATTER now

What on god’s green earth?

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He looks like a Garbage Pail Kid.

That fat fuck piece of shit will fuck up one of these days & eventually go to prison.

Care to bet, r79?

This has to be one of the most peculiar photos I've ever seen. Slightly disturbing in the side show sense.

He looks like a dyke.

Pig Boy looks like an adolescent lesbetarian. I’m guessing his testicles haven’t dropped.

More cushion for the punchin.

[quote]R66: Tell us you don't know what the fuck you're talking about without saying you don't know what the fuck you're talking about... No, you are completely incorrect. About everything. LOL

While it's true that Kyle's mommy didn't drive him to Kenosha, it's fun to watch deplorables completely flip their shit every time someone says it. It outs them; they cannot help themselves.

But R48 was correct that he crossed the state line to try to deny citizens their right to protest; the civil unrest in Kenosha was because police had shot an unarmed black man, Jacob Blake. Rittenhouse got involved specifically to be able to shoot BLM protestors.

Rittenhouse drove himself there, although he did not have a driver's license. He also wasn't old enough to buy the weapon, but had sent the money to his friend, Dominick Black, of Racine, Wisconsin, to buy it for him in advance. The gun was being kept at Black's stepfather's house in Kenosha. After the murders were committed, Black drove Rittenhouse home to Antioch, Illinois; evidently Rittenhouse felt too nervous to risk the drive home without a license.

Murderous little shit.

Can "Kyle" definitely state he is not transitioning? His ever-expansive, womanly hips and nipple buds suggest s/he's having issues of some sort..

Is that Boo from OITNB?

Doesn’t he know men aren’t supposed to have boobs?

Thank you for sharing this. It enabled me to leave an insult.

What he actually looks like these days, for anyone still confused.

A fine representative of a fine group of people

R51- Omg, 😂. Look at this photo of MTG!

That nasty racist murderer cunt fuck's turned into Augustus Gloop.

But still, a very fine person, I am sure.

After the acquital, he declared that he was enrolling in college. IIRC, he first said Texas A&M without realizing he didn't meet entrance criteria, then he named some junior college that was supposed to be a feeder school. Anyone else remember this? Wonder how that worked out for him, or if he's cracked a book open since then...

R66 is a huge troll who downplays homophobia and defends RFK Jr. in other threads. Block it and look.

That fat fucking murderer!

The fake MAGA account looks amusing (not that you can see anything on Twitter if you don’t (or do?) have an account. I like the way he rouged up Kyle’s cheeks.

So he's a wannabe college student that claims admittance to three colleges, but never applied to a one of them, it's unclear whether he applied to A&M, or whether he bothered to enroll in the JC? What does this fat fuck do with his time besides "fundraise?"

[QUOTE]a Texas A&M spokesperson told The Texas Tribune on Sunday that Rittenhouse had not in fact been accepted at the Tier One research university for this summer or fall, despite his claims about his plans to attend. The university would not say whether Rittenhouse had applied to the school.

[QUOTE]Rittenhouse previously claimed he was studying nursing at Arizona State University, before a school spokesperson clarified he was not enrolled and had not gone through the admissions process.

"HI, I'm Kyle, the overnight nurse. I'll be checking your vitals." 🤒🤕 🤢🤮😵

Add yes, Rittenhouse should not be celebrated. Anyone who joyfully takes the life of another person, for any reason, is not a person to be celebrated. Even some of Jrs followers in the original post are questioning his fascination with Rittenhouse. Likely that Jr, an avid hunter, wouldn’t mind a chance at a “legal” human kill too.