WTF happened to Tom Brady's face?

Is he flirting?

When straight guys get pozface

there's just something wrong with these kids not being naturally embarrassed of their parents...

He has a very weird diet regime and I think it's starting to take it's toll

anyway, that's the face you end up with when you can can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

great cheekbones

Gisele sucks the life force from a man.

Looks fine to me.

buccal fat removal, a big celeb trend rn.

Feed him!!!!

He is auditioning to be the lead in "The Mask" reboot.

He had his back teeth removed.

Is he on Ozempic too?

He looks downright deflated.

Buccal fat removal?

He's smizing

The hybrid breeding was bound to be exposed.

A succubus.

Aaron Rodgers just finished face fucking him.

I think Gisele sucked the life out of it while he was eating her out, and he never realized it.

it's said that those with full cheeks (round face) age better?

Worse than Dana Bash.

GAWG!

Yep, it's buccal fat removal. Not worse than Madge's.

Tom is dieting. Giselle told him he was fat.

Cosmetic surgery should not involve pushing both sides of your face into a bologna slicer, Miss Tom.

He lost some weight because he knows I like them slim

Derek Zoolander's looking rough

I think that’s an older picture, he looks better now. Son looks like him, but he needs to cut the bouffant hair.

He got that Lea Michele surgery, lord jeebus.

He looks terrible.

He's going for the Karen Carpenter look. Agnes told him to do it.

R13 Right? I have a friend who was diagnosed with diabetes and was prescribed Ozempic for weight loss and wow did it work. But she told me that people are tripping over themselves to get it for just weight loss...

Maybe the end of his marriage combined with the end of his career have left him depressed and he isn't eating much?

r34 retirement.

he's like a disney starlet free of the chains of moral clauses.

and thus, following in that tradition, he's becoming duck faced.

Gisele was into a healthy lifestyle and he probably was on the same diet, he had lost weight before now. Maybe he hasn't changed that eating pattern.

Gisele left in such a hurry that she forgot to take her contouring tools. Tom's just making use of the detritus she left behind.

Gisele is anorexic and he joined her in her eating disorder

r35 then wouldn't he have started looking like steve jobs long ago?

Tom isn’t the only scary looking one

Ex-wifey is riding the frightening Drag Queen/T Gal trend

The full impact

R3: True Love

[quote]Love this boy

^ Source

Yikes at R41. The kids with Gisele are strange looking.

Jack is a Tom Brady "mini-me", Tom had a hard time "accepting" Ben's disinterest in sports... Hmmm 🤔

Tom is really weird with his sons.

I think Ben is Family

R47.. what do you mean? don't fathers REGULARLY kiss their pre=teen and then barely teen sons on the lips including when said father is shirtless laying on a massage table getting a massage? Don't fathers allow their said son to lay on them between their legs where presumably crotch and butt would meet?....

there is love and affection between father and son and then there is this...I seriously wouldn't be surprised if they shower and/or take baths together....

He's trying to look more attractive for Gronk, who likes them waify.

Is having a poz face the latest fad now among celebrities?

Did he not work for some gay hating organization?

R51 yes, it means you can afford Ozempic

I think Tom looks a little heavy and puffy faced.

Nothing has happened. He's always been ugly as fuck.

That's what happens when you choose a football over your wife and kids. Then later realize you won't be able to fend for yourself once the CTE kicks in.

Still ugly r41, even with all of the photoshop. And no fucking way does she have curves like that. She’s built straight up and down, like an ironing board.

Sad last days.

[quote]She’s built straight up and down, like an ironing board.

Who cares? That body and face (manly, or not) made her a multi-millionare.

He's thinner. A face changes when the person loses or gains weight.

Behaving like that with you own child is just creepy.

Photoshop happened.

He's so gross now. Aged terribly. Like curdled milk.

Sorry, Tom (at r62), but your face has been looking weird for a while now.

He probably licked Trump's anus and got some kind of virus.

R59, which begs the question…why?

I don't know, r66, some people are just born lucky. Take that Cara DelaWhatever for instance, why is she famous? Zero charisma, not that good looking, can't act...

Speaking of Brady, he just gave millions of dollars to some event featuring ULTIMATE scientologist grifter Grant Cardone! Didn't Brady or his "people" spend 5 minutes doing ANY kind of research on this grifter piece of shit Cardone beforehand???!

R67 Cara is homely. I’ll give you that.

Gisele is working the root on that man.

And she's also cursing Tom.

r49 It's perfectly normal.

r53 cosmetic work, too... you can see it in some pictures, 'the joker' smile...

His older son in that pic shows pain in his eyes. I suspect possible incestuous family

R3, I bet his younger son just loves that

r73 look up attachment parenting.. it's big with celebs. It's helicopter plus. You've got mothers that nurse til 12 (or older), fathers are encouraged to be extra physical as the most common complaint is of fathers being detached from family life. And they tend to too graphic in some areas of discussion while also at the same time keeping their kids sheltered from the real world and organic, natural, developmental milestones.

If you want the dark perspective, it's emotional manipulation.. rather than allowing their children to pull away away into tweens/teenagers normally tend to do. They make them neurotically codependent. The end result is a kid that's less likely to write a tell-all without intense guilt (or likely a self-medicating drug problem, such as when the parent pulls away their affections.)

It sides to the creepy, I'd guess because of the influence of scientologists in the industry... the practices of attachment parents in its extremes is very compatible with auditing and other scientology practices. Unsurprisingly, most of the celebs into it have scientology ties even if not (openly) scientologists themselves.

It really does look like a buccal fat removal. The reddit botched plastic surgery has all kinds of before and afters of celebrities and influencers. but part of the rules is no names can be shared and I'm too old to know who these people are. They end up looking 30 years older and like the the 3rd photo in a faces of meth campaign

Would it work for me?

Remove Chrissy's mouht!

AIIIIIIIIDS!

THE AIDS, r79?

Regular attachment parenting advises this technique for infants. The idea is to make them feel secure enough with their parents as their “home base” that they can venture forth confidently. Letting them go is the goal. I know a rather unconventional woman who did all this. Her kid is certainly full of confidence. It seemed like this woman was spoiling yet restricting, overprotective yet super-permissive. It was VERY different from the way I was raised. The proof is in the pudding, I guess.

It can go sideways, spectacularly.

R64, use a REAL link then I will believe it.

He’s not a helicopter parent, he’s just super affectionate because that’s how he was raised. He still kisses his mom, dad and other people he’s close to on the lips. I find it strange because I was raised the total opposite. It’s just not a new thing with Tom or only reserved for his kids.

The kids seem to adore him, but the older son doesn’t always appear to like the touchy feeliness.

Sounds incestuous to me