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Who had the biggest dick you ever saw? Who had the smallest dick you ever saw?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||March 26, 2023 12:53 AM|
Blue whale/garden beetle
|by Anonymous||reply 1||February 21, 2023 1:14 AM|
I don't know his name, but a guy at my gym that I had a crush on had one of those floppy, meaty, dangling sausages that probably looked better than when it was hard. I am guessing it was close to 7.5" but it swung so beautifully with a life of its own.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||February 21, 2023 1:14 AM|
This is easy, OP. You’re the smallest dick I’ve ever seen.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||February 21, 2023 1:18 AM|
The first two guys I slept with were huge. It's been a series of disappointments since then.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||February 21, 2023 1:22 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||February 21, 2023 1:24 AM|
Years ago I gave a massage to this 18 year old black kid who already had 2 kids with a woman in her early 30's. After the session was over I stepped out of the room long enough for him to get up and dressed. When I came back in he had just stood up and his long pencil dick was down to the top of his knees. At that moment I realized why he there was this much older woman who was not letting go of that poor kid. Ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||February 21, 2023 1:26 AM|
The largest I have seen was on a somewhat famous former San Francisco writer.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||February 21, 2023 1:28 AM|
Biggest I even seen in person was probably close to 9”.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||February 21, 2023 1:33 AM|
A guy named Lucas.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||February 21, 2023 1:33 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 10||February 21, 2023 1:35 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||February 21, 2023 1:37 AM|
I don't suck and tell.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||February 21, 2023 1:39 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||February 21, 2023 1:39 AM|
Kris Jenner- by far the biggest cock and balls I’ve ever seen.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||February 21, 2023 1:39 AM|
Geez, the dude in r5's video.
You have to give him credit. Even with that cock, he takes the time to get a great body - it looks like he has some nice abs on him.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||February 21, 2023 1:41 AM|
The smallest was a beautiful "straight" guy that I met in a hotel bar. We were seated next to each other at the bar, kept drinking and talking, finally he said something like "Hey the liquor's much cheaper in my room." We went up, he eventually asked if I wanted to get fucked. I explained "Maybe we could do other stuff, I hadn't really planned on that." We got undressed, and he had the tiniest dick. I immediately said "I mean, if you still wanted to fuck, that would be cool." I took that tiny dick like a champ.
The biggest I ever saw was a guy that my partner and I picked up in a gay bar. My partner is a bottom - somehow always clean and ready. This guy came back to our room, and pulled out the most humongous dick. It was beautiful. He fucked the hell out of my partner. It was amazing.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||February 21, 2023 1:42 AM|
A black guy I had a one-night stand with had about 7-8", but it was really thick around and uncut. Then a guy from India that I was actually with for about three years had a tiny little uncut dick shaped like a pecan. But he had a big, hairy ass and that's all I wanted.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||February 21, 2023 1:44 AM|
I hooked up with a writer/ NYTimes book review editor of Armenian descent - he had a 10-11” fat uncut dick that was incredible to fantasize about but there was no way i was going to let him anywhere downtown with that beast. He’s still in NYC on the UWS.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||February 21, 2023 1:45 AM|
Biggest is the elder-bi guy who frequents the bathhouse in Troy, NY (next to Albany). It’s truly magnificent—long and thick (maybe 11 X 6?) and he knows how to use it—a mind blowing fuck.
I would see him whenever I’d visit Albany for work at the bathhouse pre-pandemic. Haven’t been up since unfortunately.
I assume he’s in his 60’s. He has a great body. Very sweet man and great kisser. Goes from bottom to bottom—give them whatever they need—either gentle strokes or a strong pounding. They quiver and cum. That’s what he did to me each time. I’ve never take a cock like that one before or since.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||February 21, 2023 1:48 AM|
Mayor Pete and Chasten - your guess which is which….
|by Anonymous||reply 20||February 21, 2023 1:53 AM|
Ive been blessed to have had some real whoppers in my day,but the biggest was on a white trash guy straight from the mountains of WV. Not only did it hang down almost to his knee,it was hugely fat . Thats the story I told on here before about my prepping for 3 days before and he stuck it in ,pumped a few times and I exploded shit like a fire hydrant. Humiliating doesnt begin to cover it. He didnt want to do it for that very reason,but I swore Id be sure to be ready. I honestly wonder if he ever actually got to stick that thing in anybody. Smallest was also on a beautiful man. He modeled for surf catalogues . Body like a greek God. Face like an angel and dick the size of a 2 year olds.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||February 21, 2023 1:54 AM|
I know at least one man who did indeed fuck around with MC.
Had no idea his dick was that big, though. I guess that's yet another Mystery of P..............
|by Anonymous||reply 22||February 21, 2023 1:55 AM|
What would it matter, OP?
It’s not like anyone here would know who anyone else is referencing.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||February 21, 2023 1:55 AM|
Why was that bottom in R5's video making all that noise. Calm down, gurl.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||February 21, 2023 1:58 AM|
Biggest: A little (but beautiful and very well built) guy I hooked up with in a gay bar in the late 70s. We went to his place and to this day I've never suffered such a shock as I got when I pulled his pants down. It was like a small arm. And perfectly formed. I had such fun with that thing that night.
Smallest: I big muscled up tennis player I went out on a date with in college in 1972. I assumed because he was so tall and well built he'd have a whopper that I could gnaw on all night long. When he displayed his modesty, I almost bolted. To say he had a button mushroom would be generous. But I didn't want to embarrass him so I gave it my best. Took some time to get that turtle head to pop out of its shell. Thankfully he was a quick ejaculator.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||February 21, 2023 2:01 AM|
Biggest: aside from a few truly long BBCs I stroked at urinals and a huge Eastern European guy who used to show off at a bookstore in Cleveland....
....the biggest dick I saw and experienced up close was with a Nicolas Cage lookalike I fucked around with a few times. He had to be between 9 and 10 and thick. He required a death grip (as many huge guys do) for me to get him off orally, and even with both of my hands on his dick the amount he had left for me to put in my mouth was as much as MOST other men I'd ever been with had for me, total!
The other was a guy I'd met from around town who looked like the old porn star Dick Masters.....nerdy with khakis, etc, and a BF but showed up to a Craigslist ad back in the day and hauled out a huge dangler. Long and fat.
Oh! And Lancaster. That was his name. An African guy who was at a seminar at the college where I worked. We only jacked off, but when he stood up to cum (and give me a facial) he just....fuck, he was so big. That cock bent as if it was a weapon and then as it shot it twitched like a snake. The velocity was like nothing I'd seen before or since.
Puny cocklet? That was a married man I met at a hotel. He'd sent a photo that made him look very sort of Ed Harris-ish, and daddies do it for me, so off I went, but both his photos - the face shot, and the underwear bulge one, was a lie. He showed me what he had and I apologized and bolted. He yelled "asshole" down the hall as I went to the elevator and I yelled back, "And you're a liar! And a fat one!"
|by Anonymous||reply 26||February 21, 2023 2:04 AM|
The biggest I've ever seen was guy at an orgy who had 12-14 inches (and thick, like in R5's video). No one could really do anything with it...
The smallest was a guy I once hooked up with who had maybe one inch, hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||February 21, 2023 2:35 AM|
There was this older, entertainment lawyer who lived in an amazing house in Bel Air and used to have these pool parties. I tried dating him, but his cock was massive. I LOVE a big dick, but I couldn't even get the head in. Deep down, I knew it was never going to happen, but I kept making excuses why we couldn't fuck, even though I just loved stroking it. Eventually, I had to bow out because the fantasy was not going to become a reality and he was getting annoyed with my excuses.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||February 21, 2023 2:35 AM|
So who is the biggest DLer?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||February 21, 2023 4:02 AM|
My first two boyfriends were like 8" and 9" respectively (and I'm nowhere near that!) but I saw a few average ones in between. But then I went home with a guy named Matthew and he had a maybe 3" micro penis that I just didn't know what to do with. And then he blew me off. If I could remember his last name I'd POST it because he was such a (tiny) dick.
I hate every Matthew I've ever met. Every. Single. One.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||February 21, 2023 6:16 AM|
Biggest: a few guys I’ve sucked have been 9” & I wasn’t able to deep throat them. One guy told me his fantasy was to see a dick as big as his own, I let him know that might be challenging.
The smallest was a 4” that was also thin, & to make it worse he had phimosis! He fucked me a few times & those were the only times it didn’t hurt to bottom.
My dad was about 8” cut, (though amazingly he demanded I not be circumcised—this was in ‘70 when it was routine). My mother was a Virgin on her wedding night & thought that was average. She only slept with one other guy her whole life (post-divorce) & said his dick was so small in comparison. My sister told her, “Mom, Dad’s Dirk Diggler.”
|by Anonymous||reply 31||February 21, 2023 7:35 AM|
Viking-ish American with a 12 inch cock. Thick too.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||February 21, 2023 7:50 AM|
Smallest--chub I saw in Palm Springs
|by Anonymous||reply 33||February 21, 2023 7:52 AM|
Big Tony was the biggest and a guy named Jeff was the size of my pinky. They were like different species.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||February 21, 2023 8:03 AM|
Andrew, who owned an art gallery, had the biggest cock I've ever sucked. It had no problem getting hard and pointing straight up. And he was SO good-looking, like a dark-haired Italian angel. And then there was Craig in Los Angeles, a nice Jewish boy with an enormous dong.
Smallest was a guy whose name I no longer remember. It was like a Q-tip.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||February 21, 2023 8:10 AM|
Biggest was a handsome Rastafarian I met in a club. About 11 inches and as thick as a beer can. Smallest was a huge stocky guy with a rugby player build. I was salivating at the prospect of getting him into bed. When he pulled his pants down he had a micropenis.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||February 21, 2023 8:24 AM|
Biggest, probably about 9 inches, attached to a very hot older Spanish guy who could barely speak English but who couldn’t keep his hands (and other things) off me.
Smallest, maybe about 4. The guy had found ways to shoot cock pics that made it look a lot bigger than it was. Oh well. He ended up being a bit of a dick himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||February 21, 2023 8:29 AM|
[quote] Smallest was a guy whose name I no longer remember. It was like a Q-tip.
A q-tip? I’m not a size queen, but I would cry.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||February 21, 2023 8:30 AM|
[quote] The biggest I've ever seen was guy at an orgy who had 12-14 inches
Please! Why do gay men tell such ridiculous lies about dick size? If you're going to exaggerate at least use a number that is somewhat believable. You nor anyone else has ever seen a penis that is 12-14" long. Never happened, nuh uh, ain't buyin' it Bucko.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||February 21, 2023 11:08 AM|
The bottom in R5's video is clearly about Armond Rizzo's size. About the size of a normal 12 year old kid. You can tell by comparing the size of his ass against the top's hands. So, that makes what is already a big dick seem so much bigger.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||February 21, 2023 11:11 AM|
The biggest would have to be a guy I met in a bathhouse years ago who had been delivering a horse to a buyer. He had the horse traveling contraption attached to his truck. Lo and behold, he was hung as big as the horse! I took him to my dorm room and we fucked. It was quite an experience.
The smallest would have to be a built, handsome guy I picked up in a bar. It was small, but he knew what to do with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||February 21, 2023 11:20 AM|
I picked up a really hot guy at the gym. I always saw him pull his pants on and off under a towel. I thought he was shy. When he unzipped back at my place he unleashed an anaconda. I honestly didn't know what to do with it. It hung down to his knees SOFT. Fortunately he was only interested in pleasuring me and he left.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||February 21, 2023 11:46 AM|
R36 Tell us about the Rastafari!!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||February 21, 2023 12:15 PM|
Biggest - a mixed race kid from Rochester. Straight artist. Clearly his life was built around this dick - which unfortunately couldn’t be used for much because it was too big and thick. Beautiful to look at - but ultimately useless. Often wondered what happened to him.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||February 21, 2023 12:46 PM|
[quote] Clearly his life was built around this dick - which unfortunately couldn’t be used for much because it was too big and thick.
He should come sit by me. I could make his life complete.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||February 21, 2023 1:16 PM|
I was at West Side Club in NYC one night - ca. 2003 and this Asian guy was in the showers 🚿 fully erect and I’d say he was no more than 3.5 inches.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||February 21, 2023 1:23 PM|
The biggest was a blond college kid at a bathhouse. It was the first time I had experienced such a log of a cock. I was amazed that, instead of pain, it relaxed me.
The smallest was a bf I had for 5 years—about 4-5 inches but it hit right at my prostate, which was perfect
|by Anonymous||reply 47||February 21, 2023 1:23 PM|
I would imagine having a massive cock is a catch 22 - you don't want to sleep with the worn out sluts who can probably take it.
The largest cock I have seen in person was on porn star Chad Hunt. He was appearing at Stonewall in NYC of all places, upstairs at some small cabaret space. His appearance consisted of pulling out his cock rock hard and letting people grab it. I made my way to the front but was too shy to appear desperate to grab it, so I sipped my cocktail. But it was a good 9.5/10" thick.
Back in my old NYC whoring days, (late 90s) I saw Michael Lucas's cock too, but his was more long than thick. In those same days I saw a client who's hard cock couldn't have been bigger than a thumb. I thought wow, what an assault to the idea of your manhood having such a small penis. I know small is ok, but like Whoopie would say, this was small, small...
|by Anonymous||reply 48||February 21, 2023 1:39 PM|
Most guys who are terrified of bottoming for a big'un are just inexperienced in pre-fuck prep & proper lubing techniques.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||February 21, 2023 1:39 PM|
If anyone wants to read a professionally published and statistically significant dick size study, here’s a good one from 2013. Cocks above 8” length look to be around the 98.5th percentile from a study of 1661 men. Happy hunting to size queens everywhere!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||February 21, 2023 1:40 PM|
LOL this just reminded me of hooking up with a very cute guy in my dorms. He looked a bit like a younger, cute Jim Carrey. He wasn't the big cock guy, though - his was small, but pretty.
But we both discussed a professor on campus who both of us had hooked up with - a tall, skinny Polish guy with a long, fat dick - a true 9er. I'd nicknamed him "The Lizard." He didn't have the handsomest face but when The Lizard shook his enormous schwanz at the urinals, all the gay boys dropped to their knees. Me included.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||February 21, 2023 1:42 PM|
r5 's video seems to be photoshopped/enhanced. i think it was a big dick (it's almond rizzle after all) but the video looks played with. magnified. thickified.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||February 21, 2023 3:01 PM|
Chad Hunt is definitely big.
Porn mags used to exaggerate and say he was 12-13" - but he has a solid 9 to 10 that clearly, they shot from underneath to look even larger. (They did the same to Barrett Long too.)
|by Anonymous||reply 53||February 21, 2023 3:05 PM|
Sorry, R39, but I stand by that giant cock (which is all anyone could do with it). The guy sat off to the side of the action -just watching and stroking himself. He didn't want anyone to touch him. It was so big around that it took two hands to wrap around it. I was amazed that it was totally hard, as I had always heard that the enormous ones couldn't get that way.
There have been documented dicks over a foot long -one guy claims to have 18.9 inches (see below). Just because you haven't seen them doesn't mean they don't exist -or that people like me are lying about it.
For the record, I'm happy with 6-6.5" as it is perfect for sucking.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||February 21, 2023 3:42 PM|
I too like play with 6-7 inch cocks because my first lover had that size. Everything else is fun for a short time only
|by Anonymous||reply 55||February 21, 2023 6:04 PM|
Well, since the OP is a thread-hovering OP, I'd say she is the biggest dick around today. See "sculpture" thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||February 21, 2023 6:06 PM|
Miss Thread Monitor Has Stated Her Boundaries!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||February 21, 2023 6:15 PM|
The bottom's pitch in R5 definitely fits that thickness, even if it looks fake
|by Anonymous||reply 58||March 24, 2023 2:19 AM|
Smallest - Donald Trump
|by Anonymous||reply 59||March 24, 2023 2:23 AM|
Evan = biggest
Marc = smallest
|by Anonymous||reply 60||March 24, 2023 2:26 AM|
[quote]Please! Why do gay men tell such ridiculous lies about dick size? If you're going to exaggerate at least use a number that is somewhat believable. You nor anyone else has ever seen a penis that is 12-14" long. Never happened, nuh uh, ain't buyin' it Bucko.
It's not a lie!! He was a Centaur!!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||March 24, 2023 2:32 AM|
This thread makes me morn the chopping and then passing of Alexis Arquette all over again.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||March 24, 2023 6:41 PM|
Bea Arthur / Donald Trump
|by Anonymous||reply 63||March 24, 2023 6:43 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 64||March 26, 2023 12:53 AM|