Cruz Beckham turns 18 today!

Why does that cunt of a mother always try to portray herself as her children's best friend?

Is he? Who is his boyfriend?

Super tiny nipples.

Now THAT'S a fuckboi

Ewww, old!

Definitely old!

Tonight, on Austin Wolf's OF!

Romeo is the footballer and the model of the family. He inherited Vicky’s pretty face and David’s touch on the ball. He also seems like he might be the homosexual one of the three lads (if one of them is).

Inter Miami II and Brentford's B team at 20 doesn't exactly scream football prodigy, r8.

R8 Romeo is not gay.

If anyone is gay it's deffo Cruz. Wasn't he the one who acted up at a football match or something when little and he came across as a little gay boy?

Cruz follows Noah Schnapp, Lil Nas X and Shawn Mendes. Enough said.

R9 I never said he was any good mind, just that stylewise he plays a bit like his Da (obviously). He’s too old and lacks the motivation as well as the canny timing to ever replicate David’s success, but he might have a half-decent quiet modest little career if he wants.

But more generally the Bees are doing bits in the Prem tbf. Really not a bad XI to make it onto (if Romeo can, and it’s not looking likely)

Romeo did not “inherit” David’s soccer talent. He’s not even David’s.

R14 there’s countless photos of David teaching the lads & Harper football when they were all young kids. I’m sure at least a few topflight skills & tricks were imparted in those formative years.

[quote]Is he the gay one?

Nobody cares.

Both Romeo and Cruz have bi energy.

Lots of gays WISH Romeo was one of us but I doubt he is

[quote]Nobody cares.

[quote]—The entire planet

How pretentious to think you speak for the entire planet.

Cruz is so cute.

I’d venture to say he beats off 8 times a day.

I didn’t lie, R19.

Pink hair? Fag!

Cruz = Spanish/Portuguese for cross.

If they lived in a trailer park, you all would avoid their thug-looking asses at the 7/11. They look in-bred and have ruddy complexions.

Not sure if he's the gay one. But he's definitely the homely one.

R24 no dON't

fuck the Rags obviously but. tbf no-one could ping it like him c. the Millennium. and only TAA is doing it like him now

Is he the autistic one?

Happay Burfdoy geeze!

If yow fancy it, oi can coom round and we can have a bit ov foon to celibraight. Oi'll bring a caise of nangs and moy sling.

Boy the way; how big is your cock, joost sow oi knaow? Oi mean, oi can tike anyfing, oi can, but it's noice to knaow wot oim looking forward to and how mooch oi should plug befoorhand.

Victoria is a good mom for making sure her boys have clean and sleek penises.

Cut?

^^NO!

I assume R30 is referring to the rumor that the Beckham sons are circumcised due to David Beckham's Jewish heritage. (David himself is rumored to be cut).

[quote]David himself is rumored to be cut

Pictures?

R34, several years back, David Beckham’s former personal assistant, Rebecca Loos, claimed she had an affair with him and implied that he is circumcised:

Under the right circumstances everyone is gay honey.