DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson

That poor furniture.

The scent of cookies is strong with this one.

Brave!

I'm not usually one for the back-forth as to whether she's lost or gained. It seems to me she's been the same size since she first became famous... but I actually think she might be bigger here. Her stomach seems to be up to her chest and it's like it's actually squashing her breasts.

People in the comments are mentioning her heavy breathing and that it looks like she's leaning back to breathe more easily.

She's been dragging him all over town to every show the past week.

That was like a South Park/SNL/John Waters/MAD TV skit come to life.

You need an extra wide Imax to take her whole image in. Go Christina.

I look so svelte next to her.

Where's her snack purse? Did she eat it?

They really seem like a random trailer park couple from Bumfuck, MO. who just happened to get lost in a NYC TV studio. He the hen-pecked husband and she the over-perky frau wife.

She has a pretty face, she'd be attractive if she got down to a healthy weight. If she doesn't do something soon, she won't make it to her 50th birthday. It's true that she sounds as though she's struggling to breathe at points.

Something foreboding about her lately. I think she's about to drop off in fame rapidly soon.

I haven’t seen her in quite a while. I don’t remember her ever looking this heavy. She looks like a parody you’d see on MAD TV.

Kelly needed special chairs made with super titanium so it could carry an xtra large load.

O:47 to 0:54 -- sounds like she's gasping for air, then has to lean back, then looks like she's going to fall and has to reach for his knee to steady herself.

In some cases I don't mind a plural personal pronoun at all.

In fact, it's self-evident!

R11, EAST Bumfuck, MO.

Awwwww if you look closely you can see about ten lil planets orbiting around her.

That's no moon, that's Christina Metz.

I don’t mean to be hateful or vulgar but…..how does he um….put it into her? The mechanics of that are just not clear to me.

R21 He needs a special crane to maneuver him into place.

That furniture is doing the Lord's work.

Be strong, couch!

R21 She probably puts it in him.

When is she due?

That's a mental image I really could have lived without, R21.

I feel bad for her, she obviously has some talent and does have a pretty face. But she’s not healthy and probably needs serious medical intervention at this point. She is struggling to breathe. To act like that’s not the case is Hollywood doing other very obese people a disservice.

Chrissy Mess

Here is a typical meal at Christina's place. Lots of recycling to do after that! Jesus cripe.

She can’t even bend at the waist (“waist”) enough to sit on a sofa.

She has a nice genial personality, too. (I suspect she’s angry and hurt inside, but she has a pleasant exterior persona.)

She's not fat, she's big boned.

OP- She’s brought along her no name HOMOSEXUAL

[quote] I don’t mean to be hateful or vulgar but…..how does he um….put it into her? The mechanics of that are just not clear to me.

Fracking technology has really come along in recent years.

She looks so uncomfortable there. She's sitting on the edge of the couch and trying to balance her huge girth like a bowling ball.

r27 She's loaded and as such could easily afford Wegovy. I don't feel sorry for rich fatties at all, at this point it's pure greed that's keeping them that way.

[quote] Why is he with her?

🥧 🍪 🎂 🍰 🧁 💰.

I wonder if she's been stress-eating since TIU ended?

Considering she looks about 688 lbs, yes she has been eating.

They need a king sized bed...for each one individually.

You bitches are hypercritical. She's not THAT fat. Didn't anyone ever tell you that the camera adds weight?

Sad last days

I find her beautiful and inspirational. Not everyone is a size 2, ya know.

Four years ago, R25.

She can have anyone she wants. Why did she settle for any average-looking queeny guy?

Isn't Chrissy signed to be the next Roxie Hart in Broadway's Chicago? They're having to redo all of the choreography to incorporate a wheel chair into all of Roxie's numbers. She will not be performing "Funny Honey" from a ladder.

I genuinely don't know how she will even get the typical has-been star jobs. She's an insurance nightmare, probably can't work long without needing a break and all other special accommodations. I'm still amazed she was able to do that show for six seasons.

She looks terrific. I think some of you seethingly jealous gays resent her success.

True. She is still not as huge as Janet Jackson at her heaviest.

I thought he was thin. Is that him in the screencap?

She’s just a tad fatter than Madonna now. Their butts are certainly the same size.

[quote]You bitches are hypercritical. She's not THAT fat. Didn't anyone ever tell you that the camera adds weight?

How many cameras are actually on her?

I see she hasn't bought into the celebrity Ozempic craze.

He's a lucky guy. When he's with Chrissy he's having a ball.

What a fat cunt…er gunt.

She can play fat Becky in the Golden Girls reboot.

Christina could play the house on the Disney lot that they used for the house on GGs.

Sorry but how does one get *this* large without serious conscious effort & will? After a point you must either subconsciously want to be that big, or just feel completely hopeless that you can ever change or live any other way.

And I say that as a woman who's been fat and chubby for my height/size before (5"6, natural stocky topheavy build, 190/200lbs at my heaviest, about 150-ish now), and to get to that weight I had to eat tonnes of ice cream & fried foods & sugar as well as drink juice & soda, and lock myself in my house and never go out (I was extremely depressed, long story). There was no pleasure in it, and I stopped after two years because I was just that fucking miserable. In the end, walking miles to work, drinking litres of plain water or tea and living off hardboiled eggs with couscous & yoghurt for a long while to fix it seemed like a less torturous existence (and it was awful at first, but worth it, and soon felt easy and painless).

[quote]She's not fat, she's big boned.

She has "glands"

"Kirsten Storms to set, please. Kirsten Storms to set."

Why doesn't she get the weight loss surgery or Wegovy. I'm sure can afford it. Sadly, she'll could die from being obese.

Usually, something that size has an engine.

R61 She is at minimum 688 lbs. So yes her weight will kill her. No heart can handle that much weight.

This is a mental illness. Nobody should be this fat. I am all for not bullying fat people over their girth (obviously) but the "fat positivity" movement has a lot to answer for.

Imagine a "alcoholics positivity" movement or a "cigarette positivity" movement. There is nothing positive or beautiful about morbid obesity.

GOD is looking after Chrissy. HE's got this! She'll be fine.

Also if she lost weight she would be FUCKING STUNNING. Her face is gorgeous.

They wrote a children’s book together about teaching kids to pray? She described them as “like-minded?” She’s an actress who chooses to live in Nashville yet isn’t married to Keith Urban?

She’s a Republican.

It's kinda weird how we were told by the Owen Jones stans that the reason why that thread was deleted was because we were making fun of his down's syndrome appearance.

Yet this thread is full of mean comments about this beached whale.

Interesting what gets removed and what stays.

She’s absolutely gigantic. I wonder if she does it as a turn on to fat fetishists. Because if you have a successful media career, you can’t be THAT depressed that you eat your feelings, like the poors who are morbidly obese do.

She’s going to explode soon. She’s nearly a perfect orb. Does the boyfriend roll her from place to place like in “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?”

There’s no excuse for her being that fat. There’s Wegovy, there’s gastric sleeve surgery. How does any production even employ her? She could drop dead at any moment.

The planet Jupiter looks at Christina Metz girth and is green with envy.

What's wrong with carrying a little extra weight?!?! We can't all be Twiggy. I'd love to see what some of you "skinny" posters who mock her really look like. Something tells me you're hardly laying off the meatball heroes and ring dings.

A little extra weight? Christina Metz went to Egypt last summer and all the camels took one look at her and all died. Some kind of shock.

Who wipes her ass?

I still don't understand how she was physically able to shoot a series for all those years, and then do lots of promo for it. A series is hard work with long days. Where did she find the stamina?

CHRIssy....AYNjel...maybe you wanna put on a jacket...

R74 Pon.

Which weighs more, Chrissy Metz or the New York Mets?

She has a metabolic disorder. She only eats 1,500 calories per day. You are all horrible people to degrade this gorgeous, talented woman!

In season 3 of The Mandalorian, Christina Metz will play Jabba the Hutt's daughter. All they had to do was add a small tail.

She's brave and stunning. Not that any of you gays for a minute can understand what makes straight men tick, but many of them appreciate a little extra cushion for the pushin'. Body dysmorphic gays couldn't possibly begin to comprehend this.

She IS the Brute Squad.

[quote]She's loaded and as such could easily afford Wegovy.

Chrissy prefers WeGRAVY.

r73, that troll shows up on all these Chrissy Metz threads and posts ridiculous stuff. He's not being serious.

[quote]They really seem like a random trailer park couple from Bumfuck, MO. who just happened to get lost in a NYC TV studio.

Kelly's show is taped at Universal-Hollywood.

The vast majority of people couldn't get close to her size even if they were paid a million dollars to do it. It isn't simply a matter of self control or overeating when you get that big. I'm sure she must have a caregiver to help her with hygiene and simply getting dressed/putting on shoes. It's really sad and she probably won't live much longer.

She has style, she has flair, KFC was there!

And so she became “The Chrissy”

[quote]He's a lucky guy. When he's with Chrissy he's having a butterball.

FIFY

Is she one of those American women who adopt black babies?!

She needs help. I cannot imagine how uncomfortable it must be to live life at that weight.

I'm salivating just dreaming about the delicious snacks Chrissy and Kelly must've fought over backstage.

Ho ho ho Green Giant

Jesus Christ. Seriously get her on Ozempic.

Someone needs to do a food intervention on her. There is no excuse for her not to get gastric bypass surgery. Can you imagine trying to have intercourse with her? I can't. I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

[quote] What's wrong with carrying a little extra weight?!?!

Miss Smarty Pants hath spoketh!!!

[quote] There is no excuse for her not to get gastric bypass surgery.

Sure there is- she needs to actually prove she can lose weight on her own (and get down to a weight healthy enough to have the surgery) before a doctor will approve her. You can't just go in and say- make my stomach 7/8 the size it is now and get it done.

Obesity is a heteronormative and patriarchal colonial construct invented by white supremacists.

R99 brilliant that’s how we’ll get rid of it

R98 you have no idea what you're talking about. Gastric bypass surgery has nothing to do with reducing the size of the stomach.

Let me try: Homophobia is a heteronormative and patriarchal colonial construct invented by white supremacists.

Straight yt & Blqs: “Yo, shut up, faggot!”

The amount of anti fungal cream she must go through

Sex must be very interesting to watch between those two.

She might weigh 600+ pounds

If the husband shaved his face, he'd look like Aunt Bea.

When they have sex, he uses a diving bell for protection.

The first time they fucked, she exclaimed “I’m finished!” and then an empty KFC bucket fell out of the bed.

R41 and r45, You need to up your satire game. Y'all sound a tad too serious.

This thread’s title is scary.

R104, Speaking anthropologically or logistically?

I'm worried about the fate of her Filipina personal assistant in charge of keeping the snack purse filled. Did Chrissy eat her too?

He had to lead a team of Alaskan sled dogs on a two-week expedition just to find the hole.

R99,.....In an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

R45 [quote] She can have anyone she wants.

Do you mean she can eat anyone she wants or date anyone she wants?

Chrissy Metz or, as Hannibal Lecter calls her, the 9-Course Prix Fixe.

Kelly has that disgusting sugary fake personality. I hope Chrissy stepped on her foot after the interview.

[quote] [R98] you have no idea what you're talking about. Gastric bypass surgery has nothing to do with reducing the size of the stomach.

I was generalizing, dumb ass, because the point was not the specific kind of surgery. And whether it's a gastric sleeve or a reduction surgery, you still need to go through a lot before you can get it, which was my point.

2019

Her mother, Mandy Moore, should do something about her weight.

[quote]The actress opened up to Kelly Clarkson about the struggles she faced as “a chubby little girl” trying to find cute outfits when times were tough.

"Chubby"??

Oh honey, [italic]if only.[/italic]

Fashions by Georgia Tent and Awning.

Maybe he thought Chrissy had her own, unlisted, area code.

I hear she’s up for the lead role in the Disney+ live-action version of ‘Jabba the Hutt’.

People who are that big make me sad. The pain that they're self-medicating with food has to be intense, for them to be willing to damage themselves to that degree.

R122 walking or waddling?

[quote]Sure there is- she needs to actually prove she can lose weight on her own (and get down to a weight healthy enough to have the surgery) before a doctor will approve her. You can't just go in and say- make my stomach 7/8 the size it is now and get it done.

That’s not how it works. You have to show that you’ve tried to lose weight and FAILED. And most people with a BMI greater than 30 (obese) can qualify if they have other obesity-related conditions like hypertension or diabetes. Chrissy’s BMI is at least 80, so there’s no way she wouldn’t qualify.

[quote] That’s not how it works. You have to show that you’ve tried to lose weight and FAILED.

You're 100% wrong. If you can't lose weight without getting the surgery then you aren't going to lose weight with the surgery. The reason you get the surgery is because you're in medical danger if you don't lose a lot of weight quickly. But you have to show you can lose weight, not just physically but that you have figured out how to conquer your food addiction. Or are at least on the road to getting there. Any reputable doctor will make sure that you have the tools to lose weight otherwise you're going to fail. You'll rip your sutures if you've gotten a stomach reduction and you're still binge eating. The surgery alone is not going to fix years and years of bad habits and addiction.

She’s just a big-boned kinda gal. 🦖

[quote] Didn't anyone ever tell you that the camera adds weight?

The camera adds 10 lbs., not 500 lbs.

You guys obviously do not understand the straight male, they go hog wild over gals like Chrissy. Listen to her man talk, he thought he was being catfished at first because he couldn't believe he got so lucky to find the real Chrissy Metz. Sure, she could lose a few pounds but she's probably worried about getting too emaciated and looking like the rest of the Hollywood girls.

No doubt. Ally McBeal surely never got paid for being anorectic.

Oh, God. A Christian children's book featuring animals.

I'm gonna throw up.

Lucky him for being the one to eat out her snatch! Yummy.

[quote] they go hog wild over gals like Chrissy.

Only the straight guys who are freaks that like to go hoggin'.

R133, You are nuts!

Straight guys, at least the basic 95% of them, go for slender to shapely gjrls/women. Yes, there are exceptions, as with every human attraction and behavior.

But the Lizzos and Chrissys From the Block don't have men lining up.

Sure, there are plenty of overweight wives, but check their wedding photos.

Where does she end and the couch begins? The only guest that makes Kelly Clarkson look ‘svelte’.

[quote]Chrissy Metz Cries In The Bathroom With Strangers Who Love Her On 'This Is Us'

I for one would not want to be in a bathroom with Chrissy Metz. If she walked in when I was in one, I'd run out of there as fast as possible.

I'm not sure I would be trying to date online while being grossly overweight. I wouldn't want anyone seeing me naked.

If you are really serious about finding love, maybe you should move more than your mouse.

[quote]There is nothing positive or beautiful about morbid obesity.

You tell'em Agnes Carpenter ! Although, Oprah would 100% disagree with you.

R140 IF and only IF you could get past her and out the door....

How does she wipe her ass? Surely she can’t reach it.

[quote]Is she one of those American women who adopt black babies?!

Yes, and then they become lunch.

R12, she's actually very pretty regardless of her size. Yes, she'd fit our social parameters of beauty closer if she had less bulk on her, but saying she isn't a pretty woman across the board due to her weight is intellectually dishonest. I'd rather fuck/interact her than that stupid skinny bitch from the TN Weigh Down thing with her her creepy skinny people church. I'm glad that bitch is dead. I'd like to see Ms. Metz hang on for a few more years. She's sweet.

Those are just the hors d’oeuvres. 👶

Her man looks like he was born a woman. Jus' sayin' . . .

I just saw her a few days ago on some show and shes as big as shes ever been. So obviously that fat queen she bought aint filling any holes of hers,except her mouth hole.

I've struggled with my weight since child (hit my lowest adult weight right before lockdown, LUCKY ME) and I can't imagine how someone gets that big.

She is rich and could afford to hire a personal chef to prepare calorie controlled meals and snacks; have a daily personal trainer; get on Ozempic; see a therapist for past trauma. She definitely qualifies for WLS. She clearly doesn't want to lose weight. Food addiction is like any other addiction. The first step is wanting to change. No one can motivate you or force you if you're not ready. Sadly, the motivating factor for many is that first catastrophic medical incident.

The only "trauma" Christina has is the fact KFC cannot make her three buckets of spicy chicken fast enough. A girl's gotta eat.

Remember, too, that losing weight was in Chrissy’s original This Is Us contract. The show envisioned following the character on a weight loss journey.

I think, ultimately, the network bought into the positive representation bullshit, so Chrissy was off the hook. L

I wonder what Mandy Moore really thinks of her.

Calling Dr. Now!

“Eat less… move more!” “I can’t do that it’s too much work…”.

I wonder if she stinks - down there????

Holy shit

Oh she stinks alright, R157! I knew a hefty gal back in my uni days. Not as large as Chrissy, but getting there. She asked me for a lift home once. It took us about an hour to walk the 15 minutes to my car from the Arts faculty. We then bottomed out on the speed humps, which had never happened to my vehicle before. And she stunk. When she got out, she left an aroma of fetid cheese and sweaty ass crack. It took hours for the stench to dissipate.

This poor girl. She's had only two gigs she's since This is Us - a voice character for Kung Fu Panda and a role in some D-grade horror movie with a cast of completely unknown actors.

I envision her becoming some kind of televangelist woman with her own religious show on YouTube.

Seriously, doesn't she earn enough money to have a gastric bypass.

R160 she could have done with Gwen Shamblin

R161 I imagine most of her earnings have gone to buying groceries.

[quote]Sure, she could lose a few pounds

She could lose a Janet Jackson AND a Beyonce!

I can't believe she's made it to 42. At the rate she's going, I'll be surprised if she makes it to 50.

When you get winded and struggle to breathe just from walking across the stage to the couch, you're in trouble.

R164 she could lose an F-150 and an Escalade

Jesus, at the beginning, when her boyfriend says "Happy Valentine's Daaaay," he sounds gayer than Matteo Lane.

R159 The same thing happened to me. I am 5'10 and 150 lbs so very thin and African starvation build compared to most fat Americans. Anyway, one day I was taking a class and made a huge mistake by offering the fat white chef a ride to the nearest transit station. He was about 350 lbs and my poor car almost died with this fat fucker in it. I'd never invite a fatty in my car again after that. This fat fucker never smelled at least. But his wheezing and grunting from carrying such a huge load made me very uncomfortable.

She needs to play Carnie Wilson in some kind of biopic before she dies.

Then: Chrissy could have played Rebel Wilson if she'd lost 400 pounds.

Now: Rebel's gone and dieted and fucked with her. Chrissy will have to lose 500 pounds if she wants the gig.

She could play Mama Cass if Broadway did a jukebox musical on The Mamas and The Papas.

Her face is so pretty, and she does seem like a nice person, but my god. She’s bigger than ever.

I have a friend who had WLS a few years ago, and lost a ton of weight. Sadly she put it all back on, plus more, and now is having heart issues. She is only 50 and I worry about her survival if she doesn’t do something soon.

Imagine if she had liposuction? They’d need 50 gallon drums to cart it all away, and then how would they dispose of it without creating a superfund site?

Fatties are destined to die young. Look at Divine. He was only 42 when he died of an enlarged heart. He was such a cool bean.

She is walking sex for many straight guys. The sexy curves! The gorgeous face! The donky booty! Straight guys would fall all over themselves trying to nab her pussy. Of course as gay men, you fail to see her appeal.

She's bigger than certain Greek islands! Of course straight men would be falling all over her.

Has anyone ever searched her for Jimmy Hoffa? And Amelia Earhart? And her plane?

R176 Straight guys would fall all over themselves trying to FIND her pussy.

FIFY

i always knew she had a few books in her - or a library!

Is there an opposite to anorexia? Is it possible she looks in the mirror and sees *thin* looking back?

So many times I see handsome, hunky black men and Latino men on the arm of obese, unattractive women - of all colors. I can never undestand it, myself. But to each his own.

I think you gays are projecting your body dysmorphia onto her. These comments say more about you than they do about her.

At least she can say, "I'm huge everywhere!"

She must have “fat lady” smell. You all know what I mean.

[R172] she could play the whole group!

Seriously, Mama Cass was half of poor Chrissy’s size.

Really ? Every photo I've ever seen of Mama Cass she looked the size of a VW Beetle. Same as Metz.

R173 She actually has a reputation for being a cunt.

R188 She was probably just "hangry" on the set.

R187 Mama Cass was definitely morbidly obese, but she was nowhere near as large as Chrissy. It's true that Chrissy would have to lose about 50 pounds to play Cass.

Which one of you bitches made the comment on that YouTube link asking how Chrissy cleans herself?

I mean, not that we all aren’t wondering….

This thread is beyond offensive. No one could ever accuse the gays of being sensitive and empathetic.

R192 It's literal violence!

R192 Hi Christina Metz. We love making fun of you. You are literally ten tonnes of fun.

She asked him on their first date, "Why don't we go to your house?" and he said, "I don't know."

That's because all he could think about was having to buy a new couch after she visited.

She may have a few extra pounds, but think about this, gays: she can attract the hot straight guys who wouldn't piss on any of you if you were on fire.

R196 If you're calling her boyfriend a "hot straight guy," let me just note:

1) He's far from "hot."

2) He's far from "straight."

She weighs like 600 kgs. Like a walrus. She is a walrus on two legs that waddles like a walrus.

R196 The ultimate Vivian Vance troll.

R196 We're happy you think your boyfriend is hot, Chrissy. You might wanna rethink that "straight" part, though.

Happy Valentine's Daaaaaaay, gurl.

R191 Pon stands behind her with a stick that has a wet bath towel tied to the end.

They used to use face cloths, then hand towels, but they kept getting lost.

Kelly Clarkson had to be loving that interview. One of Chrissy’s thighs is bigger than Kelly.

In the old days, Ellen would've hooked her to some bungee cords and launched her toward the audience.

Man, TV has changed.

[quote]She may have a few extra pounds, but think about this, gays: she can attract the hot straight guys who wouldn't piss on any of you if you were on fire.

The only straight men she attracts are chasers and feeders. Not exactly a quality group.

The word “fat” is offensive.

That's it, I'm getting into my crane and heading home! You bitches are mean!

Her boyfriend must go through numerous bags of flour in order to find the wet spot.

Mama Cass wouldn’t even be considered fat next to Chrissy.

Mama Cass had genuine talent. Chrissy does not.

Fat she's a star, thin she ain't.

[quote]She asked him on their first date, "Why don't we go to your house?" and he said, "I don't know." That's because all he could think about was having to buy a new couch after she visited.

Not to mention the new walkway, new front steps, new front doorway, new floors, and another two months worth of groceries after she left. In other words, she's an expensive date.

Leave it to the gays to judge her based solely on her physical appearance. What's important is what's on the inside. By all accounts she's a lovely, sensitive woman with a big heart.

If she gains a few pounds, she could play Kirstie Alley in the Lifetime movie.

R176 is certifiably insane. I knew gay men didn't really understand women; I had no idea that they hadn't a clue about straight men.

Do you SEE lines of men trying to date CM? DO YOU?!

Nitwit.

[quote]By all accounts she's a lovely, sensitive woman with a big heart.

There's no doubt that her heart is enlarged.

Did Chrissy buy anything at the André Leon Talley auction?

[quote]Did Chrissy buy anything at the André Leon Talley auction?

Tents.

There is absolutely no reason why a wealthy person without a 9 to 5 job or kids should be that fat. She has all the resources in the world to lose weight. I am not suggesting she needs to be model thin…but even half her current size would be healthier.

[quote] Leave it to the gays to judge her based solely on her physical appearance. What's important is what's on the inside.

A three bedroom house? Two elephants? An abandoned K-Mart?

I understand her wanting to stay fat because thats the only way she will Have a career. But THAT fat? Why doesn’t she just get weight loss surgery?

R212 Your post about Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earnhart is not very kind. You two faced prick.

[quote]Remember, too, that losing weight was in Chrissy’s original This Is Us contract. The show envisioned following the character on a weight loss journey. I think, ultimately, the network bought into the positive representation bullshit, so Chrissy was off the hook.

The show had to drop the "weight loss journey" storyline... because Chrissy just continued to get fatter.

I so thank the BFonda troll isn't a Crissy fan, too.

*I'm so thankful

If Chrissy lost weight, more roles would come to her. Who would want to insure her?

She can’t have any sort of elective surgery and be put under general anesthesia!

I know an obese man who needs knee surgery (because he’s so heavy) and he HS to lose weight before any surgeon will risk it. He has to sleep with a CPAP.

Maybe for an emergency hail-Mary procedure like a quadruple bypass, doctors will take a chance.

What happens when surgeons cut into someone who has that much fat, anyway? Do they have to clear it away like snow on a windshield? How does a human heart even adapt to keeping blood circulating to a body that large?

Any physicians or surgeons here, who can explain this to a lay person?

That queen took my job!

I used to haunt the Chrissy threads like the crazed stalker that I am. I can say with FULL FUCKING CONFIDENCE that this is the biggest she has ever been, or at least that we've seen. She probably dropped a few before going on this book plug tour or whatever it is.

R227 Pon we have missed you so! Thank god you are alive-- some of us were worried that a tampon/asswiping incident went terribly wrong.

[quote]I know an obese man who needs knee surgery (because he’s so heavy) and he HS to lose weight before any surgeon will risk it. He has to sleep with a CPAP.

They won't do joint replacements on someone that heavy anymore, not because it can't be done...but because the rate of complications and infections and need for revision surgery is so high that insurances now refuse to pay for it. Also, there's a significant amount of physical therapy that people need to do after a knee replacement to have a functional joint and satisfactory outcome...and someone who is morbidly obese will just not be able to do the rehab.

Most of the weight loss surgeries are done laparoscopically, which is less invasive and doesn't require a long recovery. And insurances are more willing to approve it, because there's been enough research published now to show benefits like reversal or prevention of diabetes, and improvement in other obesity-related diseases to make it financially worthwhile.

Damn, there are some SERIOUS Fraus on this thread. Not to mention delusional. Go away, and let us have our fun. We haven't had a good Chrissy thread in a while.

Even the giant worms of Dune don't have that many segments.

Chrissy supposedly wore a size 16 at the beginning of This Is Us and currently weighs 182 pounds. No point in posting links, but what bullshit. She's 5'5" and must be pushing 400.

R232 That’s a lot of chips.

R232 she's looking at 400 in the rearview mirror. She's committing suicide in front of our eyes.

She looks at minimum 688 lbs. No doubt Kelly's show had to get a new couch or had one specially made with titanium.

There’s always OnlyFans

All I want to know is who is the structural engineer who designed / built that couch. They did a damn good job

She's a great role model for plus-size women. Women find her very inspirational.

Chrissy and Kelly made a sumo wrestling segment for the show that unfortunately got scrapped.

3 obese people talking on TV about a children’s book about praying.

Too much American bullshit to me.

I feel sorry for her mattress.

R238 yeah inspirational until she gets that gastric like Rebel, Gabby, and Adele. Then they drop her.

Datalounge LOVES obese women!

Men are crawling out of the woodwork to date her. She can have anyone she wants.

What's shocking is that Kelly Clarkson and Chrissy's husband are pretending like this is all normal. It is not. The poor woman is so gigantic she can barely move and is gasping for air. Something drastic needs to be done or she'll be dead in 10 years.

When did Mr. Kool Aid start transiting into a woman?

Chrissy Metz's weight loss before and after pictures, speak volumes for themselves. The massive transformation was the talk of the town for a long time. She currently weighs around 83 kilos (182 pounds) so if you do the math, she weighed more than 120 kilos before her weight loss.

Is this a real photo? Looks like her head was placed on another body.

That’s not her British ex-husband, Martyn Eaden (Eatin). Who’s she fucking now?

Oh, Bradly Collins.

*Bradley

At least this dude is fat, too. One of her other bfs was tubby too.

When I saw her I thought of Toot Braunstein from Drawn Together. Her husband is a fat Xander.

They have been photoshopping her head on Melissa McCarthy’s large but way smaller body for years. It’s clickbait so all the fat frauen can dream.

She looked smaller, and MUCH better styled, when she did Kelly's show 3 years ago.

It's crazy, sometimes she looks good (or at least well styled)...

...And then other times she wears shit like this.

Jesus fuck. The legs of the Space Needle carry a lighter load.

She has one of the oddest shaped bodies I’ve ever seen. Is it just giant industrial strength spanx that mold her into that beach ball with arm and legs shape?

R256 Is that material “diner booth”?

R256 That looks like a Huckabeast original.

[quote]I feel sorry for her mattress.

There’s no way she sleeps in a bed. She can’t lay flat at her weight.

I heard when she sleeps she just floats peacefully in the Atlantic Ocean like a baleen whale.

R212 She definitely doesn't have a reputation as a nice person.

R220 She's definitely not going to have a career if she stays this morbidly obese.

She was extremely lucky to get This Is Us. They were looking for a specific physical type and there she was. Hollywood is not clamoring for leading ladies who need a nap after taking 10 steps across the soundstage.

At r263 she can play Monica Lewinsky.

R263, most morbidly obese women I know are raving bitches. No one but another morbidly obese frau who is a bitch would believe another has a "heart of gold" or however they're describing it.

[quote]DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson

That's gotta hurt.

She would be perfect for the part of the mother if they ever do a remake of What's Eating Gilbert Grape (excellent movie).

Where does she buy panties in her size?

Georgia Tent & Awning

Does it feel good to mock fat people? Seriously? Does it provide a lift to your day?

(After pondering those questions, you may want to make some life changes.)

Fuck the panties, how does she get into any building and any door way? It is an engineering marvel to imagine how a 688 pound girl moves around.

Yes, yes it does.

You may want to make some like changes, too R271...

Like shutting the fuck up and going somewhere else.

Your "concern" is nauseating in this context.

Panties? A twin sheet and diaper pins.

I could use the work, but I'd have to wear a fat suit to play her in the biopic.

You boys are such hypocrites. You blame her obesity on her lack of self-control when it comes to food. Why don't you mock AIDS-infected gays on their lack of self-control when it comes to sex? Where's y'all's sense of humor when it comes to that?

Who wants to guess how much R277 weighs first?

400+, and a bitter cunt.

R277 is a queefing moron. Her biology has rendered her stupid/nonsensical. Estrogen sucks.

Looks like I hit a nerve. Seems like you fellas are raging misogynists too. Pathetic queers.

Since estrogen renders you stupid/clueless/moronic - why shan't we hate you for it?

What a sad fucking life R281 has. She just can't get her message of hate across, saying the same lame things on this thread 18 different times and being ignored until she manages to tip the bucket of shit onto her head. Must have something to with her disordered thinking. What kind of sick fuck enjoys being trashed so often and so accurately by people here?

1: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson You bitches are hypercritical. She's not THAT fat. Didn't anyone ever tell you that the camera adds weight?

2: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson I find her beautiful and inspirational. Not everyone is a size 2, ya know.

3: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson She can have anyone she wants. Why did she settle for any average-looking queeny guy?

4: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson She looks terrific. I think some of you seethingly jealous gays resent her success.

5: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson She can play fat Becky in the Golden Girls reboot.

6: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson GOD is looking after Chrissy. HE's got this! She'll be fine.

7: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson What's wrong with carrying a little extra weight?!?! We can't all be Twiggy. I'd love to see what some of you "skinny" posters who mock her really look like. Something tells me you're hardly laying off the meatball heroes and ring dings.

8: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson She's brave and stunning. Not that any of you gays for a minute can understand what makes straight men tick, but many of them appreciate a little extra cushion for the pushin'. Body dysmorphic gays couldn't possibly begin to comprehend this.

9: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson She is walking sex for many straight guys. The sexy curves! The gorgeous face! The donky booty! Straight guys would fall all over themselves trying to nab her pussy. Of course as gay men, you fail to see her appeal.

10: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson Has anyone ever searched her for Jimmy Hoffa? And Amelia Earhart? And her plane?

11: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson I think you gays are projecting your body dysmorphia onto her. These comments say more about you than they do about her.

12: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson This thread is beyond offensive. No one could ever accuse the gays of being sensitive and empathetic.

13: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson She may have a few extra pounds, but think about this, gays: she can attract the hot straight guys who wouldn't piss on any of you if you were on fire.

14: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson Leave it to the gays to judge her based solely on her physical appearance. What's important is what's on the inside. By all accounts she's a lovely, sensitive woman with a big heart.

15: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson She's a great role model for plus-size women. Women find her very inspirational.

16: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson Men are crawling out of the woodwork to date her. She can have anyone she wants.

17: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson You boys are such hypocrites. You blame her obesity on her lack of self-control when it comes to food. Why don't you mock AIDS-infected gays on their lack of self-control when it comes to sex? Where's y'all's sense of humor when it comes to that?

18: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson Looks like I hit a nerve. Seems like you fellas are raging misogynists too. Pathetic queers.

Boy, you've got time on your hands!

r283 is the scariest queer of all. Get a life, hon.

Are there any other clips of her on this show? Did they really show her walking to the couch. Or was she already craned in and planted there when her segment (ew) started? People here claiming she's only in the high 100s are just that. High. Kelly's not a skinny wee thing, and she looks to be about 1/5th of a Chrissy.

[quote]She would be perfect for the part of the mother if they ever do a remake of What's Eating Gilbert Grape (excellent movie).

They could rename it "Who's Eating Gilbert Grape."

How is it still alive?

Oh for f***'s sake, r288, shut up! Enough already. The joke was beyond stale after r1. My gut tells me that you gays are seethingly jealous.

[quote] My gut tells me that you gays are seethingly jealous.

If you're Chrissy, your gut probably never shuts up.

While I believe Metz cries in the bathroom with strangers, I don’t believe it’s because they love her. I believe it’s because they mock her inability to fit in a stall and, if and when she dies, she destroys the place.

R289 washes herself with a rag on a stick.

[quote] She could play Mama Cass if Broadway did a jukebox musical on The Mamas and The Papas.

She'd be more properly cast as the jukebox.

[quote] This thread is beyond offensive. No one could ever accuse the gays of being sensitive and empathetic.

For which I thank God every day!

[quote] Does it feel good to mock fat people? Seriously? Does it provide a lift to your day? (After pondering those questions, you may want to make some life changes.)

You're right.

I really need to drop Hulu and add Paramount+ to my streaming channels.

She’d have to lose weight to play Mama Cass!

Jealous much?

She'd have loose weight to play the Mamas and Papas.

I like to think of all the plus-sized women who look to her for inspiration. Not everyone can or needs to be a size 2. I really believe you're all jealous of her because she represents what you fear most. Just food for thought.

Jealous that she's a walking whale, soon to drop dead?

Crisco Metz

R299 What I’ve seen is they idolize women until these women lose weight.

When Adele lost the weight, women were attacking everyone for celebrating and congratulating it.

Ever since then, weight loss transformations have been more quiet. Like Rebel Wilson and Gabby Sidibe.

Because news sites don’t want the backlash.

Thing is - majority of Americans are overweight and morbid obesity is increasing. So celebrating weight loss and skinny people is losing popularity cause everyone is fat and wants to stay that way.

Have you seen some of the mannequins at Victoria’s Secret? They’re MASSIVE!

Fat shaming Chrissy Metz isn't the way to go, but she shouldn't be held up as some sort of aspirational role model. She is BEYOND morbidly obese and needs help, otherwise she'll be dead before too long.

And no, I don't want my health insurance premiums to keep going up because we healthies have to subsidize these hogs and their bad habits/untreated mental problems.

The Mamas and the Papas are hiding under that red tent in the photo above.

r303, are you this vocal about your precious insurance premiums when it comes lung cancer victims who smoked or sex-addicted gays with AIDS? Somehow I think not. You reserve your vitriol for plus-sized people. Hmmm, I wonder why that is?

They're both TINY!!!

Chrissy is who I see when I look in the mirror every morning. Well, I mean before having been dead all these years……now I see Kelly Ripa.

Christina Metz had a dream that she queefed and Karen Carpenter appeared to serenade her.

Christina did a belly flop in the ocean and this happened.

Chrissy *is* the new Universal Studios tour.

That will be one huge coffin!

DON'T SAY HER NAME, R306! The crazy BF stan will return if you say her name! 🫣

Sadly, to me it looks like her days are numbered. That weight is simply unsustainable. Also, there is no way that she's physically able to clean herself after using the toilet.

It says so much that R305, an unstable homophobe and bigot, would take the time to come to a gay-themed website and search for opportunities to be offended just so she can unleash her deep-seated hatred.

Obviously, she's someone in need of therapy, but I doubt she has the foresight to leave her Clearwater trailer park to seek it.

R297 The ruffles on that dress make it look like she's bleeding from her cleavage.

R315 Christina would have been perfect as the huge villain at the end of the original Ghostbusters. Instead of the StayPuft dude he would think of Christina Metz and she'd be wearing that horrible red dress and eating every person or animal in its site.

When Chrissy dies, it will be like Stan on will & Grace. There will be 3 humongous urns with her ashes in them.

When Chrissy dies R317, the perfume industry has her in their sights for all that ambergris.

She reminds me of this:

Elephantine elegance at its best.🤣

That Mad TV sketch would NEVER be made today.

Valerie Bertinelli has made a wonderful career centered around her weight.

R322 Valerie Bertinelli wasn't always large, and she certainly was never a morbidly obese gargantuan, struggling to breathe.

Valerie Bertinelli also had a career *before* she gained weight.

She's got sexy curves and is an inspiration to many women who don't conform to society's idea of the ideal female body. Good for her!

R324 I see no curves, unless you count the exact shape of an overly inflated latex balloon to be a "curve."

She’s absolutely gorgeous. She’ll be the next Funny Girl on Broadway. Mark my word!

Maybe she's a Chinese balloon. Shoot her down.

R326 It'll be the first time the character of Fanny Brice makes an entrance on a forklift.

Metz said today she passed on the Broadway musical of 'Mama Cass' this weekend. She has decided to play Karen Carpenter' in a jukebox musical, instead.

R326 The song "Before the Parade Passes By" would take on a whole new meaning, since Chrissy is bigger than the parade.

At least she carved out a super-successful life for herself. What can any of you brag about doing with your life, other than sucking off a street hustler in a video booth without getting arrested or murdered?

R331 She's carved out a lot, all right. A lot of sides of beef, turkey legs, hams, and whole bunch o' cakes and pies.

She seems to be in denial about her size from what I can gather. She acknowledges she's large, but she shrugs it off as though it's a pesky 20 pounds. Is it denial, arrogance or sheer stupidity?

R333 Yes.

Does Pon have to wipe her ass for her? Chrissy can’t reach her fat fucking ass. Imagine being around Chrissy when she farts? Hurricane force winds.

Bible Thumper, but apparently gluttony isn’t a sin in her Bible.

Chrissy needs to pray the weight away.

We’re due for a revival of “Jumbo” on Broadway. Here’s our star!

Guys line up to fuck her because she's so famous. Most guys will look past a few extra pounds if they see a nice thick wad of dough.

r330 That song is from "Hello, Dolly," dear.

Chrissy in "Funny Girl." Catch her new song, "Don't Rain on My Buffet!"

How does her snatch smell, boyfriend?

[quote]Most guys will look past a few extra pounds if they see a nice thick wad of dough.

Few extra pounds?

R338 needs to go back to her trailer park.

[quote]Most guys will look past a few extra pounds if they see a nice thick wad of dough.

By "thick wad of dough", do you mean Chrissy?

Don't feel the troll, kids. She has been called out numerous times.

Pon said that Chrissy made a doo doo the other day that was 3 feet long. What the fuck does she eat?

[quote]Guys line up to fuck her because she's so famous.

I’ve seen no evidence of any “guys lining up” to get anywhere near her. Surely there are some pictures you can post?

I feel offended R320.

Seriously, how is she any more deserving of being mocked than people who got lung cancer through smoking or HIV through gay sex addiction? Where is your ridicule of them?

Pour, pour Chrissy is the eatingest gal I know.

Despite the few extra pounds, she is arguably the most beautiful woman currently on prime time network TV. She is a stunner.

R349 is the same troll as R305. Just go away.

You already tried that one, R349. Scurry back to your underpass tent now.

R351 400 isn't a "few extra pounds." She's dangerously obese and her current condition could be fatal.

Also, she's no longer on primetime TV, so obviously, she's not the currently the most beautiful woman on primetime TV.

Oh, and you're also R349. I bet you're morbidly obese, too, and your name is probably Hortense.

[quote]Despite the few extra pounds, she is arguably the most beautiful woman currently on prime time network TV. She is a stunner.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Childless woman writes Childrens book?. Almost as bad as the fat straight chick writing gay male/male love stories.

R349 is Chrissy's mom.

R357 Or Chrissy herself. It's not like she's working, so between refrigerator emptyings, she has a lot of time to kill.

....

Chrissy Metz creeps me out the way she rests her hands on her fat blubber stomach. She has done if for years and it's weird to me. She and her fat fem boyfriend are peddling this book all over the place. Today Show. Sherri. Kelly....What is her financial future? Honestly? She needs to move to hooterville and buy a big house and live on her savings. She seems oblivious to the lack of roles in Hollywood for morbidly obese women.

It’s because of her thyroid. She doesn’t eat a thing but keeps gaining weight. It’s not at all her fault.

[quote] Childless woman writes Childrens book?

Worked for Dr. Seuss, another childless kids' book author. Out of all the things to criticize someone for, this is the last thing I would care about.

Bullshit, R361. Who's also R349.

A glandular problem will result in only so much excessive weight, it absolutely will not make you obese. That's a myth that just will not die because fatties and their enablers will not let it die. No, the bus size is all her.

We need to have a national conversation on whether it's in the public interest (or even national security) to start darting these human elephants with Wegovy when they're outside. Enough is enough.

If they ever do a live-action movie based on this comic book, she's a shoo-in for the title role.

No way is Chrissy a mere 400.

Mama June of Honey Boo Boo was allegedly 460 when she started losing weight and Chrissy is way bigger than she ever was.

Kelly is at least 288 pounds. So, Christina being 688 pounds is easy.

Anyone have any idea why while looking at DL on my iPad I don’t have the row of icons for “WW” “block” etc? I guess I’ll have to go on my laptop to BLOCK the psycho on this thread,

Her GUNT and butthole must have the most rank stank! Like rotting milk and diarrhea.

R367, it's Christine.

Christy Mertz is love. Leave her alone, bitches.

Love her

Is Chrissy Mertz related to Ethel Mertz?

Ethel Mertz is under Chrissy Mertz’ moo moo.

Chrissy NEVER has sufficient.

R373

I wonder what kind of future she thinks she has as an actress.

Even at half her current weight she would be hard to cast.

Something tells me she would make a great villain in some horror or sci-fi movie. But she lacks the awareness and range to go for these roles.

If they filmed Thelma and Louise today, Christina could have played the giant cushion that the car lands on at the end and the two girls would have survived and gotten to Mexico.

If they use a crane, maybe she can be in the Macy's Day parade.

[quote] the Macy's Day parade.

Oh, DEAR.

Chrissy Metz as The Death Star.

She can only play The Fat Lady who smells. Gurl needs a snack.

Maybe she can take over the role of Fanny Brice when Lea Michele leafs Funny Girl. She'd be sure to loose a few pounds with all that dancing.

Christina Metz almost became a math teacher but all the talk of "pi" drove her crazy and made her hangry. EVERY TIME.

She could be white Precious.

If they ever decide to do a live action version of Fantasia, I know just the part for her...though she'd have lose about 20 pounds first.

^Oops. Here ya go...

She's beginning to mirror the curvature of the earth.

R387 Yassss qween. She'd be perfect as a dancing Hippo. All they need is a saran wrap tutu and she ret to go.

Obviously she’s had a lot of “trow-ma”as JLC would say. Unimaginable how restrictive and physically miserable her life must be. Not to say I don’t find this thread funny. You all have made me spit out my coffee many times.

She's got to have everything in her come custom made. Extra wide doors, reinforced flooring and furniture, waist-level cabinetry because she can't reach up high, a heavy duty toilet...

Eat less, move more. It's not brain surgery.

R392 Indeed. R156.

R391 Fo sho. I doubt the world's biggest toilet would be big enough for our Christina.

R384, it's Christine, you dumb cunt.

R395 Don't throw your name card around, Ms Dan Levy.

Seriously, how does she wipe her ass?????

^^Maybe she backs up to a tapped fire hydrant.

Maybe shes prengant

Chevron drive-through car wash. She jumps out of the car, hoists up her dress and lets the rotating brushes do the work.

Pon, with a firehose.

I must say from the point of a view from a woman with a few pesky pounds too, this thread is all types of appalling and offensive. To mock a woman for her weight is really beyond the pale, even for you guys. I have to warn you, I am THISCLOSE to never posting here again because of this thread.

I am THISCLOSE to believing that bilge.

R402 is probably the frau troll who thinks gay men owe everything, including our existence to straight whoa-mens. As if. Sure, Jan.

[quote] a few pesky pounds

Sure, Jan.

I just want to stick a pin in Chrissy Mertz and deflate her to about 111 pounds.

R402, stay off this thread fatty!

Is it wrong of me to want to see Chrissy’s titties?

R408 I wanna see em too

Chrissy is THISCLOSE to cresting 700 pounds.

Her scenes were cut from The Whale. She played the thinner sister. VIDEO = Her interview with Ellen where Chrissy announces she WILL lose the weight if the show creates that storyline.!!

I love the bloopers from that show where four of the chairs collapse under her galactic weight. Poor Christina.

You gays ridicule her and women in general, but God forbid we make an anti-gay statement, and you accuse us of homophobia. Utter hypocrisy. You gays can't have your cake and eat it too.

R413 Are you still here, Hortense? Why haven't you eaten yourself into a food coma yet?

Prolly 'cuz she's shit her diaper and can't get up, R414.

[quote]You gays...

'We gays' have sequestered ourselves to this dim corner of the Internet; please consider doing the same.

R413 Please shove a Pringles tube up your cunt and die of toxic shock syndrome. Thanks.

[quote]You gays can't have your cake and eat it too.

R413 We cant because somebody ate it all already. Doesnt bother me, I dont really want it anyway

Did somebody say "cake?" I'm starving!

Real classy, r417. Your parents must be beaming with pride.

I’m a gay.

I love cake.

Pon hate Miss Chrissy.

Does Chrissy stink - down there????

I no longer work for Miss Chrissy. Now give ozempic shots to skinny ladies. Better job, and no ass wiping.

I wonder what Christina is doing on a Friday night? I see her being wheeled into her super wide bay doors. Ceilings are 20 feet high. Everything is in one huge room since she won't fit comfortably through many door entrances. She has 500 bucks worth of food from KFC and other fast food joints. She gets a good discount thanks to her celebrity and patronage. Her food orders make up a large part of their business. In my fantasy she has a cloaca. So making it easier for sex and expelling her huge amounts of waste.

Cloaca is Latin for “sewer.”

R413 =Manless and obese.

Real Question. Is this how Chrissy bathes? How does she use a toilet? They cannot handle someone her size.

R427 Your mama was a sewer, so what's your point?

Hmmmm Casey is 707 pounds. Christina is 688 and counting. Jesus phuck. These phat phuckers. Boggles the mind.

Yesterday I was on an escalator that was especially narrow (Manhattan). The thought crossed my mind that an obese person might not fit on it. Looking at Chrissy, i really don’t think she would have been able to get on the escalator. Certainly she needs to purchase two seats on an airplane.

Good point. Elevators say a max of 1150 pounds. Imagine Christina trying to get onto an elevator. That'd be fucking terrifying. I have never trusted elevators but being on with Christina or Casey would surely give anyone PTSD.

R432 A couple of years, I was helping a friend who was looking to buy a new home. We saw one place that was really nice, but he said, "No. The hallways and door entrances are too narrow." He was thinking about his obese sister-in-law coming to visit and how she would never be able to fit.

When she goes to meetings in Hollywood, do they have to meet with her in the lobby?

You boys are just vile. Icon indeed! How damaged do you have to be to post such disgusting comments?!?! I've always considered myself a friend and supporter of the gay community, so I say all this with a heavy heart.

You all should be appreciative of Chrissy. After all, she has revitalized the United States steel industry with all of the 12" thick steel reinforcements needed for stages, her bed, chairs, sofas, etc! Good paying union jobs in the American heartland.

A grateful nation thanks you Chrissy!!!

Yes. Christina's and Casey's huge girth requires reinforcement of the titanium kind, fo sho.

She is beautiful and inspirational. You posters, not so much.

The Hortense troll "you gays are so mean" is not my favorite DL character. Move along, toots.

Straight men want to fuck her, straight women want to be her.

R439 Yes, she inspires cardiologists and morticians around the world.

R436 = WE in the Gay Community can choose our own allies. We don't need you coming here and bragging on yourself for being our "ally". FuSB

She's big enough to qualify for her own ZIP code.

Miss Chrissy in talks to be spokeswoman for new Lume deodorant. She rub under titties, gunt- everything!

It's a glandular issue. All she eats are salads, broccoli, and grilled chicken, and it's still been difficult for her to lo lose weight. She's been trying but nature is not her friend. Try and be a little sympathetic.

Glandular issue plus eating 500 bucks of KFC and fast food every day.

Maybe she has low blood sugar issues. Many women do. They wind up eating junk food like cupcakes and candy bars to increase their blood sugar levels, unwittingly packing on the pounds in the process. Are there meds to naturally spike blood sugar levels that don't increase one's weight?

R446 Oh, Hortense, your Crissy fan fiction is quite entertaining.

Pon found a new job as a flight attendant as she wanted to experience different challenges. But it was not meant to be as the Daily Mail reported:

[quote]Pon, flight attendant relives her horror after being forced by 31 stone U.S. passenger to undress him and wipe his backside as he moaned 'oh, mmm, deeper, deeper'

Say what you want about her, but she has more fame, money, and access to quality straight dick that you dizzy bitches will ever come close to having in your lifetime. Chew on that.

R451 Hortense, if you consider that overweight closet case she showed up with on Kelly Clarkson's show "quality straight dick," I think your blood sugar must be low.

Time for you to consume a box of Hostess Snowballs.

She really should kill herself.

And R451 et al, too.

If Chrissy were to mistake the loon for a sofa, there’s two problems solved. Our idiot poster is crushed and Chrissy has a place to sit.

Win win.

R439 Agree with everything except all of it.

She IS inspirational. I've read stories about overweight women who defeated their anxiety, depression, low self-esteem, and even suicidal thoughts over their extra weight after seeing how confident and body-positive Chrissy is and how beloved she is by the entertainment industry. That speaks for itself.

She can be the face and body for Lume deodorant.

What's lurking in Chrissy's underboob crevasses R457?

Toxic mold.

Wouldn't Chrissy need a team of handlers to rub in the Lume on her fat folds?

I quit Miss Chrissy, but my brother Tam still work for her. Maybe he do?

Chrissy Metz, now appearing in IMAX super widescreen. It’s the only screen she fits on.

My God how old are you posters? 10? Mentally healthy, mature adults don't make fun of people because of their weight. Whoever said that gay men are Peter Pans is so on spot. Toxic human beings.

R462 that joke was already done. What are you, Robin Williams?

R456 Hortense continues with her Chrissy fan fiction.

She is just gross. Fat girls are never inspirational. That is one reason why Janet was always such a horrible dancer. You cannot be fat and be a good dancer. All the great dancers were skinny because that just looks the best as a dancer. Seeing some fat tub o lard shaking their layers of blubber is never inspirational.

I've always considered myself a staunch ally of the gay community, but this thread me rethinking that alliance. The more you reveal your true selves, the more repulsive you are.

R467 You have written those exact words about a million times. If words were food, you could feed Christina for a day.

I hate to break it to you, but all these types of offensive threads accomplish is chasing away straight women from posting here. DL should be a sandbox where everyone can play nicely together. Let's shut down this thread.

We have to give this revolting troll credit. She is as tenacious as Christina chomping her teeth into a 50 course meal.

R469 Nah, Hortense, we're good. But feel free to waddle away at your convenience.

I heard she caused the earthquake in Turkey after tripping over a discarded KFC bucket.

R472 That joke has also been done.

This thread is a perfect storm for people with body dysmorphia and female-hating issues, which seems to be most gay men. It has really drawn out the crazies.

I really want to block this sad troll but it would be like Christina swearing off KFC.

R474 Hortense, darling, so have some pancakes.

The thing that Hortense hasn't learned yet is that when you come on a DL thread and repeatedly scold the commenters, they will do a million times more. If you're that offended, Hortense, just quietly go away.

She's a human garbage can.

Oh shut up, r478. ENOUGH!!!!!

R479 You first, Hortense. ENOUGH!!!!!

R463 Mentally healthy, mature adults certainly do make fun of people because of their weight. It’s one of the perks of being an adult. You can laugh at fat cunts like you.

R467 okay, byeee!

Don't let the door hit ya' where the good lord split ya', Hortense.

We've done this before under another of sockpuppets. ,Sad, but she won't leave. Since she won't take a look at some - only some - of her posts on this thread.

1: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson: r283 is the scariest queer of all. Get a life, hon.

2: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson: Oh for f***'s sake, r288, shut up! Enough already. The joke was beyond stale after r1. My gut tells me that you gays are seethingly jealous.

3: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson: I like to think of all the plus-sized women who look to her for inspiration. Not everyone can or needs to be a size 2. I really believe you're all jealous of her because she represents what you fear most. Just food for thought.

4: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson: r303, are you this vocal about your precious insurance premiums when it comes lung cancer victims who smoked or sex-addicted gays with AIDS? Somehow I think not. You reserve your vitriol for plus-sized people. Hmmm, I wonder why that is?

5: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson: She's got sexy curves and is an inspiration to many women who don't conform to society's idea of the ideal female body. Good for her!

6: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson: At least she carved out a super-successful life for herself. What can any of you brag about doing with your life, other than sucking off a street hustler in a video booth without getting arrested or murdered?

7: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson: Guys line up to fuck her because she's so famous. Most guys will look past a few extra pounds if they see a nice thick wad of dough.

8: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson: Seriously, how is she any more deserving of being mocked than people who got lung cancer through smoking or HIV through gay sex addiction? Where is your ridicule of them?

9: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson: Despite the few extra pounds, she is arguably the most beautiful woman currently on prime time network TV. She is a stunner.

10: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson: Christy Mertz is love. Leave her alone, bitches.

11: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson: Love her

12: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson: DL Icon Chrissy Metz on Kelly Clarkson: r283 is the scariest queer of all. Get a life, hon.

Corrected: We've done this before under another of her sockpuppets. Sad, but she won't leave. Since she won't, take a look at some - only some - of her posts on this thread.

BTW: There are about 40 more posts under this particular account (everything before the 280's is on another - easy to find) and all in the same vein.

What a sad fucking nonstop loser Chrissy has to defend her.

How much do her thighs chafe?

She was swimming in Malibu last month. Two planes thought she was Catalina😂

This thread is a flaming atrocity. She's living her best life. When you become a worldwide superstar adored by many, get back to me.

R488 Chrissy's worldwide, all right. VERY wide, Hortense.

R488 If being a world wide superstar means dying of innumerable weight related diseases in the next decade I'll stick with anonymity thanks .

Why do say many fat flyover fraus post here?!

Hortense is just hangry. She's snowed in and her blood sugar is low. KFC and Taco Bell don't deliver in her town, so she's taking her frustrations out on the DL.

She took her boyfriend to The French Laundry for a celebratory dinner. Seriously.

Celebrating what? Losing 10 lbs after her daily bowel movement?

Does her pussy smell like bacon?

Did Justin Hartley ever eat out her snatch? He’s a notorious pussyhound who likes fucking his dark haired costars. He’s married 3 of them so far.

R474 It's not crazy to see this woman as grotesque. It's just reality. We don't buy into this sad PR campaign that hooked you.

You hate gay men. Why are you here?

R497 Because even Hortense's cats run under the bed and hide when she waddles into the room. She's lonely and looking for attention.

RED ALERT!!! Hortense is down to 3 cases of Girl Scout Cookies and she's snowed in!!! How will she survive?

What does Christina consider to be the sexiest porn?

Nothing makes her cum harder than KFC commercials on repeat.

UPDATE: La Metz graced The Jennifer Hudson Show today dressed in a shiny getup that made her resemble, appropriately enough, a Gas Giant.

R502 they didnt start as flat sandals...

500 regular-sized girls discarded wedding dresses were recycled for Christina's moment of glory on J Hud's show. Christina whispered to J Hud: I'm glad I am not the only creep on this show. J Hud is revolting on her talk show. Christina needs to eat her. Full stop.

R502 I see Gargantua is still trying to peddle her Jesus book.

Where's the fiancée? Is he hiding under her big top dress?

Please, let her commit suicide. She's fat, ugly and talentless.

I wonder if Chrissy’s farts stink?

R502 That's the weirdest picture. Crissy cosplaying as Belle in "Beauty and the Beast," and J-Hud looking like a scullery maid in mom jeans.

R506 No human heart can carry such a tremendous load. Maybe an elephant heart can be donated to her and give her a few more years. She is a planet sized target. So may she live for a long time.

Several posters have raised questions about what rests within her underboob regions. Picture a DL volunteer search party, comprising of the more pocket sized and slender among us, festival glow sticks in hand to light their way, easing and squeezing through the cavern like folds and tunnels of flesh, dodging giant stalactite and stalagmite skin tags in their journey of wonderment and exploration. Our brave heroes. Watch out for those fast flowing streams of rancid sweat.

Not to mention when she is on her menses. Yikes. They be bathing in pools of blood.

Is she able to drive? Does she need a custom made car with two miles of room between the drivers seat and the steering wheel?

No way she can drive. She couldn't possibly fit behind a steering wheel. Here's a picture of her private limo service:

Just about everyone else on TIU was in great shape and obviously into fitness and living a healthy lifestyle. Do you think they secretly looked at her with disgust while telling her how brave and inspirational she was?

Our lovely Christina clearly needs a specially designed truck to transport her mammoth posterior.

It's not a matter of aesthetics at this point. If you cannot wipe your own butt, you're too fat.

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What does her gash smell like? Anyone know?

Here is Christina's mama sunning on the beach. Majestic and magical.

R511, I doubt Chrissy has had a period in years. Her heart is too taxed with supplying 40 square miles of capillary blood.

STFU, Janbot. Like you know anything about periods. Fat girls get periods.

R521 In that case, Hortense, the question is, how do you mange to navigate the mounds of heaping flesh and temporarily clear enough space for you to get the tampon inserted? That's gotta be a job that requires more than two hands.