Jack Nicholson's crazy illegitimate daughter

The article lists known children of Nicholson but there are probably a dozen more out there

Her mother is a sweetheart that had a drink problem. She had acting aspirations that went kaput when she got pregnant and dumped in rapid succession; from all accounts, Jack was horrid and she was young and naive.

She also worked for Trump at one of his dodgy condo buildings (where she’d always bump into A-Rod as he worked out at the gym there). Her other kid is also fathered by a wealthy man.

Tessa embellished huge parts of her life but the part about her shitty father and their non-existent relationship…spot on. Poor girl has always wanted to brag about being Jack’s daughter but taking after her father facially has been a gift and a curse.

His son Caleb was probably the luckiest of the lot.

His mom, Susan Anspach, married Mark Goddard, Lost in Space’s Major Don West. Goddard gave Caleb his name, when Nicholson refused to acknowledge him, raised him as his own, and continued to do so after he and Anspach divorced.

Her mother was a groupie, nothing more. If Jack Nicholson wasn't Jack Nicholson' then little Ms Waitress wouldn't have got pregnant by him.

Nicholson is such a piece of shit. Obviously one of those anti-condom dudes, too.

She has an interesting look.

He's a selfish asshole. Even if the Mother WAS a groupie, he's still responsible for his kid as well.

Never saw his sex appeal.

I would keep my shut until dad is gone

He must have treated the mother like a cum dump if he won’t acknowledge her. You know he has many kids out there like that. He’s a nasty piece of shit.

Waitress has one night stand with much older man she only knows from magazines and the tv screen. How else should she be treated?!

Whisked away from it all to a life of yachts, film premieres, chateaus, polo?

She looks just like him.

Interesting that an actor whose defining personal trauma involved parentage issues responds as an adult by fathering secret kids so casually and prolifically.

Looks like he's circling the drain, wait a little while longer for even more shit to pour out.

R12, yes, but better. Her mother must be beautiful.

Of the kids I’ve seen, she is probably the most attractive.

[quote]I would keep my shut until dad is gone

Sounds like he pretty much is, r9.

If anybody remembers that gay mess that became popular on YouTube several years ago, Charles Gross, and watched his videos might recall that she popped up in one of his vids. He took down his YouTube channel after having some existential crisis so I can no longer find it on-line anywhere to post here. They had attended high school together, some private prep school located in Midtown East, and were reminiscing about their time spent together there. Charles is very flamboyant, his background is he was an orphan in Colombia who was adopted by an affluent Manhattan couple who came down there and got him. I figured if she was friends with him in school then she must not have been one of the cool/popular kids there.

He paid for her education, and that's what she deserved.

I'm sorry he's not a better father to her, but at least she got that much out of him.

(jack nicholson voice) yeah me and my compadres used to jack off together, CUMMING on an abacus with the beads adjusted to look like a curvy babe