Beauty is wasted on lesbians
Giving beauty to a lesbian is like giving gourmet Italian to a 5 year old who really prefers Chef Boyardee canned spaghetti. Only gay men are truly capable of appreciating female beauty and sexuality. That's why it was always obvious Madonna was a gay man trapped in a woman's body. She loved the experience of being a beautiful sexual woman TOO MUCH.
If I was Jodie Foster at age 18, I would've been able to get any of the gorgeous men of that era I wanted: Martin Kove, Sonny Landham, Tommy Lee Jones, Fred Dryer, Clint Eastwood, and more.
That hot kitty of mine would've been smoking from all the use it got. But Jodie's kitty was an icebox. It only got the occasional lukewarm finger and tongue flicking. What a waste. Why does life do this?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | February 20, 2023 8:44 AM
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Yeah but Jodie's kitty is queefing all the way to the u-haul now!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 16, 2023 3:47 PM
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In the 1970's Jody Foster was VERY cute - there was something very appealing about her personality too. I could see her in the Tatum role in Paper Moon.
- I'm a gay male by the way
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 16, 2023 3:50 PM
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[quote]Only gay men are truly capable of appreciating female beauty and sexuality..; That hot kitty of mine would've been smoking from all the use it got.
OP? Say you wish you were a woman without saying you wish you were a woman
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 16, 2023 4:55 PM
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You see, posts like this lack any semblance of self-awareness in a very bold and scary way.
OP, the same can be said of good looking gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 16, 2023 5:39 PM
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The OP is a dunderheaded troll.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 16, 2023 5:42 PM
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Kristy McNichol and Meredith Bastard Birney hit that
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 16, 2023 5:49 PM
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R2, Foster played Addie in the mercifully short-lived TV version of Paper Moon in 1974.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 16, 2023 6:17 PM
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R7- I think I vaguely remember that.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 16, 2023 6:35 PM
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[quote]Martin Kove, Sonny Landham, Tommy Lee Jones, Fred Dryer, Clint Eastwood, and more
This list may or may not be the weirdest thing in OP's post.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 16, 2023 6:37 PM
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Silly, Op.
Just cut off your dick & smear lipstick on your face — voila, you’re a woman. Straight men will fuck you.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 16, 2023 6:38 PM
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Jodie was adorable and grew into a beautiful woman. Still looks great for her age. Was never, ever sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 16, 2023 6:40 PM
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The most common phrase is when straight men see a 🥵 Lesbian and say -
What a WASTE!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 16, 2023 6:45 PM
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Once heard that Jodie was very busy at Yale. Each of her many conquests received a aYale Bulldog shirt the morning after
She made good use of her youth and beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 16, 2023 7:33 PM
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Interesting, R14, I never knew that.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 16, 2023 7:50 PM
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Jodie was a cute teen but she was an unwashed fattie at Yale: I have it on good authority from one of her old classmates.
He described as quite short (she IS surprisingly small--I've seen her in person) and dumpy, with chronically unwashed hair and bad skin. She wasn't really acting at Yale (and never did any theatre there), so maybe it was her one chance to rebel, away from her controlling harridan of a mother. My friend didn't know anything about how many Yalies Jodie had slept with, but she certainly wasn't dating men.
She slimmed down again and cleaned up her act after college.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 16, 2023 8:08 PM
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Stealth sexism/homophobia thread.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 16, 2023 8:23 PM
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Jodie is one of the coolest people around.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 16, 2023 8:26 PM
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“Giving beauty to gay men is like giving gourmet Italian to a 5 year old who really prefers Chef Boyardee canned spaghetti. Only straight women are truly capable of appreciating male beauty and sexuality.”
Do you understand now just how incredibly dumb you sound, OP? Or do I need to draw you a picture, Mr. Dumbass McDumberson?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 16, 2023 8:30 PM
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Beauty is wasted on gay men.
There, now does that sound better to any of you?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 16, 2023 8:30 PM
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Jodie and her gal pals in FOXES.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 22 | February 16, 2023 8:33 PM
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The potato-like Kagan had her own short lived talk show in the 90s
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 24 | February 16, 2023 8:37 PM
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Their lebanese beauty is to attract other lebanese.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 16, 2023 8:56 PM
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She looks wavishing in that bowtie!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 27 | February 16, 2023 10:53 PM
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Instead of telling lesbians what kind of beauty they should be attracted to just say you want to be a woman and go...everything you wrote reeks of AGP. By the way, since threads with any minimal criticism to trans community get nuked instantly can we at least get the same treatment to homophobic threads like this one?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 17, 2023 10:46 AM
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Just in case it wasn't clear, Jodie was getting it on with women, not men, at Yale. I've always heard she was out at Yale. You could do things like that in the pre-social media world.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 18, 2023 1:48 AM
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I saw a photo of Jodie in Time magazine in the early 80s while she was at Yale (tried to find it just now, but couldn't), and indeed, she was chubby and had very stringy hair. That was when I became certain that she was gay. I think I also remember one of her wearing a tux.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 18, 2023 4:48 PM
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Interview magazine, 1987.
Those stylists were worth every penny!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 32 | February 20, 2023 7:40 AM
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Jodie looked like trailer trash when she was a kid. That's why she was perfect to play the 10 year old prostitute in Taxi Driver.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 20, 2023 7:57 AM
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Ironically, in the movie Foxes, teen Jodie drives around Hollywood in an old pickup truck.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 20, 2023 8:16 AM
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Even as a little girl, they cast her as a bully beating up little boys. Casting director needs a gold star.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | February 20, 2023 8:44 AM
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