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Beauty is wasted on lesbians

Giving beauty to a lesbian is like giving gourmet Italian to a 5 year old who really prefers Chef Boyardee canned spaghetti. Only gay men are truly capable of appreciating female beauty and sexuality. That's why it was always obvious Madonna was a gay man trapped in a woman's body. She loved the experience of being a beautiful sexual woman TOO MUCH.

If I was Jodie Foster at age 18, I would've been able to get any of the gorgeous men of that era I wanted: Martin Kove, Sonny Landham, Tommy Lee Jones, Fred Dryer, Clint Eastwood, and more.

That hot kitty of mine would've been smoking from all the use it got. But Jodie's kitty was an icebox. It only got the occasional lukewarm finger and tongue flicking. What a waste. Why does life do this?

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by Anonymousreply 36February 20, 2023 8:44 AM

Yeah but Jodie's kitty is queefing all the way to the u-haul now!

by Anonymousreply 1February 16, 2023 3:47 PM

In the 1970's Jody Foster was VERY cute - there was something very appealing about her personality too. I could see her in the Tatum role in Paper Moon.

- I'm a gay male by the way

by Anonymousreply 2February 16, 2023 3:50 PM

[quote]Only gay men are truly capable of appreciating female beauty and sexuality..; That hot kitty of mine would've been smoking from all the use it got.

OP? Say you wish you were a woman without saying you wish you were a woman

by Anonymousreply 3February 16, 2023 4:55 PM

You see, posts like this lack any semblance of self-awareness in a very bold and scary way.

OP, the same can be said of good looking gay men.

by Anonymousreply 4February 16, 2023 5:39 PM

The OP is a dunderheaded troll.

by Anonymousreply 5February 16, 2023 5:42 PM

Kristy McNichol and Meredith Bastard Birney hit that

by Anonymousreply 6February 16, 2023 5:49 PM

R2, Foster played Addie in the mercifully short-lived TV version of Paper Moon in 1974.

by Anonymousreply 7February 16, 2023 6:17 PM

Carny was a good movie.

by Anonymousreply 8February 16, 2023 6:33 PM

R7- I think I vaguely remember that.

by Anonymousreply 9February 16, 2023 6:35 PM

[quote]Martin Kove, Sonny Landham, Tommy Lee Jones, Fred Dryer, Clint Eastwood, and more

This list may or may not be the weirdest thing in OP's post.

by Anonymousreply 10February 16, 2023 6:37 PM

Silly, Op.

Just cut off your dick & smear lipstick on your face — voila, you’re a woman. Straight men will fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 11February 16, 2023 6:38 PM

Jodie was adorable and grew into a beautiful woman. Still looks great for her age. Was never, ever sexy.

by Anonymousreply 12February 16, 2023 6:40 PM

The most common phrase is when straight men see a 🥵 Lesbian and say -

What a WASTE!

by Anonymousreply 13February 16, 2023 6:45 PM

Once heard that Jodie was very busy at Yale. Each of her many conquests received a aYale Bulldog shirt the morning after

She made good use of her youth and beauty.

by Anonymousreply 14February 16, 2023 7:33 PM

Interesting, R14, I never knew that.

by Anonymousreply 15February 16, 2023 7:50 PM

Jodie was a cute teen but she was an unwashed fattie at Yale: I have it on good authority from one of her old classmates.

He described as quite short (she IS surprisingly small--I've seen her in person) and dumpy, with chronically unwashed hair and bad skin. She wasn't really acting at Yale (and never did any theatre there), so maybe it was her one chance to rebel, away from her controlling harridan of a mother. My friend didn't know anything about how many Yalies Jodie had slept with, but she certainly wasn't dating men.

She slimmed down again and cleaned up her act after college.

by Anonymousreply 16February 16, 2023 8:08 PM

^ described HER as....

by Anonymousreply 17February 16, 2023 8:09 PM

Stealth sexism/homophobia thread.

by Anonymousreply 18February 16, 2023 8:23 PM

Jodie is one of the coolest people around.

by Anonymousreply 19February 16, 2023 8:26 PM

“Giving beauty to gay men is like giving gourmet Italian to a 5 year old who really prefers Chef Boyardee canned spaghetti. Only straight women are truly capable of appreciating male beauty and sexuality.”

Do you understand now just how incredibly dumb you sound, OP? Or do I need to draw you a picture, Mr. Dumbass McDumberson?

by Anonymousreply 20February 16, 2023 8:30 PM

Beauty is wasted on gay men.

There, now does that sound better to any of you?

by Anonymousreply 21February 16, 2023 8:30 PM

Jodie and her gal pals in FOXES.

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by Anonymousreply 22February 16, 2023 8:33 PM

Soft butch realness.

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by Anonymousreply 23February 16, 2023 8:35 PM

The potato-like Kagan had her own short lived talk show in the 90s

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by Anonymousreply 24February 16, 2023 8:37 PM

Oh, gurl....

No. Just... no.

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by Anonymousreply 25February 16, 2023 8:44 PM

Their lebanese beauty is to attract other lebanese.

by Anonymousreply 26February 16, 2023 8:56 PM

She looks wavishing in that bowtie!

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by Anonymousreply 27February 16, 2023 10:53 PM
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by Anonymousreply 28February 16, 2023 10:56 PM

Instead of telling lesbians what kind of beauty they should be attracted to just say you want to be a woman and go...everything you wrote reeks of AGP. By the way, since threads with any minimal criticism to trans community get nuked instantly can we at least get the same treatment to homophobic threads like this one?

by Anonymousreply 29February 17, 2023 10:46 AM

Just in case it wasn't clear, Jodie was getting it on with women, not men, at Yale. I've always heard she was out at Yale. You could do things like that in the pre-social media world.

by Anonymousreply 30February 18, 2023 1:48 AM

I saw a photo of Jodie in Time magazine in the early 80s while she was at Yale (tried to find it just now, but couldn't), and indeed, she was chubby and had very stringy hair. That was when I became certain that she was gay. I think I also remember one of her wearing a tux.

by Anonymousreply 31February 18, 2023 4:48 PM

Interview magazine, 1987.

Those stylists were worth every penny!

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by Anonymousreply 32February 20, 2023 7:40 AM

Jodie looked like trailer trash when she was a kid. That's why she was perfect to play the 10 year old prostitute in Taxi Driver.

by Anonymousreply 33February 20, 2023 7:57 AM

OP, you're a loser.

by Anonymousreply 34February 20, 2023 7:58 AM

Ironically, in the movie Foxes, teen Jodie drives around Hollywood in an old pickup truck.

by Anonymousreply 35February 20, 2023 8:16 AM

Even as a little girl, they cast her as a bully beating up little boys. Casting director needs a gold star.

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by Anonymousreply 36February 20, 2023 8:44 AM
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