Fuck, Marry, Kill: Lizzo, Gabourey Sidibe, Janet Jackson,

Marry Janet and ummm.....

That's a tough one OP. I think I'd marry Janet Jackson because I was once in love with her and she is the richest. I'd probably fuck Lizzo because she looks like her snatch smells better than Gabby's and I could use her flute to do most of the work. That means I'd have to kill Gabby.

I see a new TLC show, The 1000 lbs Sistas

I got the popcorn ready for this thread.

Decisions, decisions

Lizzo is pretty and Janet was beautiful when younger. Gabby seems the most intelligent though despite not being a beauty. I guess kill Janet for her money. Fuck Lizzo. And marry Gabby if I can have an open marriage.

Lynch 'em all.

Trying to find the damp spot on Lizzo or Gabourey

Fuck myself

Marry myself

Kill myself

It's hard to distinguish between the three of them.

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R11 Here, sweetheart.

R6 you'd have to be married to Janet first to get her money...