Orlando Bloom slutty new photoshoot

The body has held up.

The face is looking old.

Not really the best pictures, I’m not sure I’d have recognised him. Still would though.

I hate that pelvic tat of his so much - I'm not a rabid anti-tat person like some here but his has always annoyed me

There are a lot more photos at this link

Dominique West, is that you?

Something is seriously wrong with Orlando, if he's with fundie Christian right-wing Katy Perry.

I always thought of Orlando as being a cool guy, but his being together with Katy Perry has totally erased that notion.

No man who ever got together with Katy Perry can be considered cool.

Nah.

Meh.

The rose is off that Bloom.

The body looks like a kinked sausage with some air bubbles under the skin.

PASS.

Orlando Bloom?

Orlando Florida NASTY!

He definitely needs a 'Why Did His career Go Straight Down The Shitter' thread.

Who the fuck dressed him in 20 something or teen hipster garb?

The body maybe but the face...

... looks rode hard and put away wet.

He chose his ass over his face.

Yeah, face not so tood, he’s not that old. I guess the photographer agreed as most photos are far away.

He looks like Luke Perry with more hairline.

Great body, but his day as a leading man has passed.

I think he's tremendous.

[quote]Great body, but his day as a leading man has passed.

Watch me in my starring role as Rycroft Philostrate in season 2 of Carnival Row, premiering February 17 on Amazon Prime.

I think he looks great but I'm not sure I would recognize him as Orlando Bloom if I passed him on the street.

[6] Katy Perry is NOT right wing fundie. She supported him and then performed at Biden's 2021 Inauguration.

At the 2016 DNC Convention where she talks about being a high school dropout with religious Repug parents.

I would love him as the next Bond, even though it would never happen. I think the lighting/filters are enhancing his wrinkles a bit.

I like his face better with age on it.

Once you've seen his dong a "slutty" photoshoot is really pointless

He looks good in the first pic. I don't see it as slutty.

That dong and I could be good friends.

His face is leathery but I'd still fuck him like the whore that I am.

Someone has been irresponsible when it comes to Botox and fillers.

Damn, he's hot in those photos!

And he's looking more and more like Luke Evans, as he hits midlife. Someone needs to cast those two as brothers.

[quote] And he's looking more and more like Luke Evans, as he hits midlife. Someone needs to cast those two as brothers.

Or lovers.

[quote] Watch me in my starring role as Rycroft Philostrate in season 2 of Carnival Row, premiering February 17 on Amazon Prime.

That's television, dear. Not the same thing as film.

Great legs, especially the thighs. I bet the ass is flat though.

[Quote]And he's looking more and more like Luke Evans, as he hits midlife. Someone needs to cast those two as brothers.

Incestuous brothers, please.

He puts the hag in haggard.

He has a good butt

No leg hair?

When will the whole hipster/normcore/clowncore/ gonzo aesthetic just croak already? He looks absolutely ridiculous in some of the outfits. The pictures with him in the bathrobe are TRES GAY. Looks like the cover art for some pulpy gay novel from the 50s: Between Two Cabanas

R39, people with mall money will buy the trend and everyone will make money.

It happened with Miami Vice, Renegade, and Steve Harvey.

Becoming a parent has aged him irrevocably.

Being 46 years old has aged him irrevocably.

Elizabethtown finished him off as a leading man. After that, it was just the Pirates series and second-banana roles.

Stupid title for a non event photo shoot. Orlando is much more hotter in those candid photos with him out and about doing regular things.

Andrew Garfield's slutshoot was beter

R43 how so?

He is getting too much sun. Is he a drinker as well?

Katy Perry would make anyone drink

Love them hams…

Now he lives as a kept man, but don't forget those Hobbit checks probably padded his bank account nicely. I don't know if he and Katy will go the distance but whatever happens he snagged one rich wife.

That picture at R37 is hot.

One thing Orlando has got going for him is a big, smooth, juicy butt.

I would rim his ass for DAYS.

YUM!

His peen is kind of weird, though.

How big would you say Orlando's cock is?

I thought he was Jewish?

[quote] Bloom was born on 13 January 1977 in Canterbury, Kent, and was named after the 16th-century English composer Orlando Gibbons

[quote] Bloom initially believed that his biological father was his mother's husband, the South African-born anti-apartheid novelist Harry Bloom (1913–1981), who died when Bloom was four years old. However, when he was thirteen, Bloom's mother revealed to him that his biological father was actually Colin Stone, his mother's partner and family friend. Stone, the principal of the Concorde International language school, became Orlando Bloom's legal guardian after Harry Bloom's death.

[quote] Bloom's mother, Sonia Constance Josephine (née Copeland), was born in Kolkata, India, the daughter of Francis John Copeland, a physician and surgeon, and Betty Constance Josephine (née Walker). Through her, Bloom is a cousin of photographer Sebastian Copeland. Bloom's mother's family lived in Tasmania (Australia), Japan, and India, and were of English descent, some of them having originally come from Kent.

his peen is weird? It's just an uncut cock. Very mildly fluffed.

R51, I am sorry to break it to you, but that is not a "juicy butt" as you put it. He is uncut so his peter probably is a grower, and for his sake I hope I am right.

There was an old blind item that hinted that Bloom may not be the father of Miranda Kerr's son she had when they were married.

He could play Gandalf now.

Say what you will; I'll forever love Orlando for his stint on "Extras."

R41. He’s so self-centered, I doubt he does much “parenting.”