Pro rugby player caught fucking woman in alley

And the video.

I'm so fucking glad cell phone cameras weren't around during my younger drunken club whoring escapades.

Some things are best left to fleeting memory and not everything has to be posted to social media.

Is that his glans in the video?

Is he trying to eating her pussy? He's frightfully close to her corn hole. The whole thing is unsavory with that tart's panties at ankles just bent over in an alley. Then the camera guys wants a go at something. Then we see pro rugby's pasty wee willy. Saturday night, one too many I guess.

And he blames the alcohol instead of his wife, who should be available at all times for him to lick and screw.

I guess he's probably adept at eating pussy. What with that lil cock and all.

Wow.

Throw out spoons, forks, cups, things he used using that gross mouth ewwww

I got the impression from Twitter that he was eating ass.

Alley Oops!

[quote]r4 The whole thing is unsavory with that tart's panties at ankles just bent over in an alley.

Who amongst us has not been in this precarious position?

R11 You aren't far off. R4 here. I think back about some of the drunken nights of misspent early decades. It was far from pretty.

Who hasn't been there?

Lord knows I have.

Chavtastic

I always thought I was a whore but I’ve Never fucked in an alley

I’ve never even peed outside.

You’d have to be incredibly stupid to have sex in public when you’re both married and recognizable to some people.

I wouldn’t rim some random alley skank

Whatever happened to minding your own business? If people wanna screw in an alley why do you have to ruin their fun by filming them?

He's tongue-punching her fartbox.

[quote]R19 Whatever happened to minding your own business? If people wanna screw in an alley why do you have to ruin their fun by filming them?

He might have been a neighboring business owner. Or maybe his apartment overlooks that alley and he’s tired of whores screwing underneath his window.

He plays with a Yorkshire team, as does Keegan Hirst—

He didn’t appear to be too into it.

Gay sex. In an alley. Preferably, with a twink... who then writes into DL asking for advice.

Not much to see, tiny wee wee

[bold] #NoLoveIsWrong

He lost his wife over phucking some homeless back alley skank. Nice.

The wife tweeted

[quote] “Can I make this VERY clear that this is NOT me!!!!!!”

^^ tho in retrospect, had she been willing to be a bit freakier maybe this whole thing could have been avoided.

Frau problems!

He was practicing his scrum work.

r27 it's his "mate's pal", so it's not a homeless but domestic skank!

I doubt that. Only a homeless girl would let some rando phuck her ass in a smelly shit filled alley. Yuck.

[Quote] You’d have to be incredibly stupid to

r17 You can easily find such among pro rugby (and other team sports) players

He was eating snatch. So what. Snatch is delicious!!

Are most straight guys willing to eat pussy today?

So glad this story was posted, I tried with the original link.

It's hilarious! And the guy filming asking "can I have a go?"

I bet the alley skank would let him join in.

I read that is his wife’s best friend

Did she suck his dick?

I didn't see a cat in the video?

BTEC attempt, that.

the whore is his friend's wife? that is a no-no

is wife kicked him out of their house, but how much do we want to bet that she doesn't work. She'll take him back. She knows the deal with athletes like this. They will fuck around, she's probably more upset by the location (ally) and person in question (teammates wife). But she'll take him back once she weighs the pros and cons of working a day job again.

I know he won't have footballer type of money but he makes some coins.

Well, we know where the four inches is.

R43 true. If I had access to Premier League WAG money, I’d let whatever slide. Shag anyone you want, put it on socials, let people get their digs in—I’m laughing, I live in a Chester castle with household staff to see to it all so I can do what I like all day, PEONS.

And I don’t even like men that much anyhow, so it would be a pretty good bearding deal for someone like me.

Premiership rugby players make around 80k per year so the money isn't brilliant. However, they had their first kid at 18 so I doubt either comes from a great background and 80k is probably more than she'll ever earn.

Neither one seemed to be into it. That was some Bruno Dumont levels of desultory fucking, but with smaller cocks.

UK salaries are crazy low. I work in consulting and it's laughable what they make over there compared to the US. But every show I see is little British houses. A decent sized home in America would be considered well off in the UK. Houses are small, salaries are small, the King must be stealing the wealth.

That’s actually hilarious.

"the King must be stealing the wealth" - You can't be much of a consultant with such a stupid analysis, r48.

I’d move to America for the money. If it weren’t for the rancid and cancerous food. And everyone carrying guns. And the lack of social healthcare. And the constant racial agitation. And the Puritanical ideologies.

r50 it was obviously in jest. You must be typing from one of those little houses. Chill out.

[quote]UK salaries are crazy low. I work in consulting and it's laughable what they make over there compared to the US. But every show I see is little British houses. A decent sized home in America would be considered well off in the UK. Houses are small, salaries are small, the King must be stealing the wealth.

You mean outside of London?

There are lots of places in the UK which are affordable and give a great quality of life.

[quote]A SUPER League rugby rat was kicked into touch by his wife and his club yesterday

Whatever that means.

What do you think it means, R54?

[quote]A SUPER League rugby rat was kicked into touch by his wife and his club yesterday

Super League is the name of the sporting tournament he competes in

Rat is a tabloid term for someone who cheats

Kicked into touch is a rugby term

Wife is a female spouse

Club is the sporting team he plays for

Some of the hottest sex I ever had was when I was 22 and got fucked by an uncut French rugby player who was in town for a game.

He literally pounded me while whispering French in my ear.

I think it’s gibberish, r55.

r53 actually even in London. Comparable salaries in finance will show that people in similar fields will command higher salary in the US than the UK. One big factor with finance, in particular, is that in the US there is less rigidity in things like promotions. Work hard and you can make moves up the ladder, maybe even skip a rung. In the UK, many firms have a more rigid promotional tracks that can hinder the leaps and bounds a finance bro (or gal) can make. That will also hinder your salary growth.

Back to consulting, you can have people under 30 without a masters getting $100,000 today, and that's not even management consulting. Most firms in Canada, Europe, and the UK (I know they are Europe) don't even get close based on experience. My firm will pay college grads a starting salary of around $70-80,000 with just a bachelors degree and zero experience. Due to COVID we are fully remote so most college grads work from their parents house, banking that money and paying off loans.

$70-80,000 is experience hire salaries in the UK for consultant. If we get into management consulting then we are talking six-figures out of the gate for new hires. The US makes it rain money in many fields.

r50, I'm an average consultant. I do enough to get by but I reached my goal of hitting six-figures before 30. Only wish I would have started in this field after college because the perks are excellent.

R57 it always amuses when straight people go on and on about how ‘gay’ footballers today act, when you know what they really mean to say is ‘effeminate, style-conscious, physically delicate and precious’. They instantly show their prejudice and cluelessness with that take.

If they knew anything about real gay male culture, they’d be looking with more suspicion at rugby. Big beefy hunky lads in scandalously tiny shorts rolling around getting grass stains and grunting...yeah, not suss at all, that....

[quote] The US makes it rain money in many fields.

R59 such as?

I named two, you have Google, help yourself r61

“He literally pounded me while whispering French in my ear.“

My uncle has a blue pencil?

R62 ah, ok, got it.

r22... now why can't I/we see Keegan hirst having sex with his twink boyfriend! I watch their youtube channel, and at best, all they do is a peck on the forehead or the side of the head! I mean at least show us a full on lips on lips kiss once in awhile!...

I have to say I do wonder whose the top and whose the bottom in that relationship or if they are both versatile?

Brit rugby players tend to be Tory. Hardest of passes on that🚫

There is a cap on Super League player salaries. Premier league footballers in England can earn multiple millions a year, and then there are endorsements, etc.

[quote] But every show I see is little British houses

The larger houses are given to families of "refugees"

[quote] I’d move to America for the money. If it weren’t for the rancid and cancerous food.

Hey!

Someone should have yelled "Get a room...please!"

Ugh, and so basic.

Would you?

[quote]Who amongst us has not been in this precarious position?

Well, sure. But, I've never been in this position while in a relationship or with a friend's partner.

The closest I've ever come to hooking up with someone I shouldn't have is waking up the next morning and running into my trick's roommate - who was a close friend's closeted FWB who recognized me, but who my trick didn't know was gay, not to mention that my trick had given me a fake first name.

The tension and deseperation was palpable...and hilarious.

This behavior should have been expected. The tattoos in r72 show this guy had no class.

You'd think the video would be easier to find.

I still haven't found one.

R51 R69 Bon appetit!

The article says his wife is a teacher, r43. She doesn't need yo rake him back, she needs to take him to court.

No one trashier than English trash.

Except for ratchet Americans R78

He will have throat cancer in 5 years.

Some of the most beautiful men are rugby players

R81 Usually, yes, but this one is a pasty mess, at best.

I don’t understand y’all… he’s hot and handsome and down to fuk in the alley. He is a winner in my book.

[quote] he’s hot and handsome

He's like a British Brett Favre. Fat and probably has a tiny todger.

I saw the video before it was pulled. It was so strange. She was hunched over and he was behind her knelt down either eating her ass or her pussy from behind.

Maybe he was wetting her hole with his tongue before entering but fuck this guy for interrupting! Ruined it for both.

I wonder if these two are having an affair or if it's the first sexual encounter

Now THAT'S a man.

Seems like the original video has been scrubbed from the internet

R88, Faster than Robert Kraft’s Florida massage parlor video.

His lawyers had that scrubbed in record time.

It's only Twitter they've blitzed.

Brilliant detective work, r90.

BRILLIANT!!

I owe you one blowjob when I’m feeling better.

How apt that she has a tramp stamp.

The world of heterosexual is a sick and boring life.

[quote]He will have throat cancer in 5 years.—Michael Douglas

Rugby guy needs a vital woman who looks much, much younger than her actual age.

He was eating ass, not pussy.

What is it with the Brits and outdoor sex?

From this buffoon in a back alley to...

Mr. Harry Mountbatten-Windsor losing his virginity in a field behind a pup!

Can none of them afford a room?

r96 the little houses, shops, and pubs make it impossible for these lads to fuck birds indoors.

Lol, R97!

And I meant pub, not pup, although considering how self-pitying Harry is....pup may be more apt!

Smol cocks be fine. He be fine.

It’s a really unerotic video. She’s bent over like a skank and he may as well be at a water fountain. There’s no passion they look bored

I find the obsession the news has with people’s sex lives so weird. Like, this is really none of our business, I really couldn’t care less about who is cheating, unless it’s my own relationship.

(Also, from my understanding and being around some of them: nearly all rugby boys cheat, especially when away from home. In Australia we regularly have these “scandals” and everyone gets all upset, but it‘s never going to stop. Society i don’t think can handle an honest discussion of male sexuality.)

I love rugby boys though, I agree that I think they are the sexiest. Even when not attractive, they’re still hot to me. Pick any team in the NRL and I assure you I would gob each and every player off, sight unseen.

That's some classy lady, grabbing her ankles with her ass in the air in an alley.

her parents must be so proud!

[quote] Like, this is really none of our business, I really couldn’t care less about who is cheating, unless it’s my own relationship.

Yet, here you are, on a gossip forum.

The unsatisfying wife is milking her 15 minutes.

R104 - as I said, I am really into rugby players. So of course I am going to be here. All I said was I don’t understand the pearl clutching about this kind of thing. Don’t be so defensive.

The Sun is also celebration that the alley the events took place in a right next door to Greggs.

[quote] Like, this is really none of our business, I really couldn’t care less about who is cheating, unless it’s my own relationship.

Your starting your comment with an absolutely unnecessary "Like" immediately tells us that anything you say can be ignored.

R108 - that’s a logical fallacy you’ve made there, not an argument. Which funnily enough allows YOUR opinion to be ignored.

Not sure why you’re so upset but breathe, my friend. Breathe.

IMO, the wife will probably go back to him. She's doing and saying too much, right now, talking about how her children will never forget this. When she reconciles with him, she will ask for "privacy for the sake of our children."

[quote] The Sun is also celebration that the alley the events took place in a right next door to Greggs.

You want to try this again in the Queen’s English?

English Heritage should put a blue plaque next to Pontefract Greggs and offer a free sausage roll to anyone who come to visit.

[quote]The unsatisfying wife is milking her 15 minutes.

She should try milking her unsatisfied husband’s prostate.

[quote]I find the obsession the news has with people’s sex lives so weird.

The less sex the overly online have, the keener their interest in others' exploits becomes. It makes for a particularly odd scene on Twitter, where pockets of virginal self-identified asexuals are always in competition to see who can seem the most sex-positive.

I'm glad that, as a society, we've come this far that both being being a back alley slut and the ensuing dissolution of a marriage can be played out on social media for everyone's entertainment.

Cut or uncut?

He looked cut to me. But that could be my bias.

Did get to cum?

R106, I love rugby men, too. But we're not pearl clutching here. We're laughing at the ordinariness of this chav getting caught.

Watch the video. They're in a back alley. She's bent over at the waist with her trousers and knickers pulled down. He's eating her out with his trousers and pants at his ankles. He looks up...dumb and dumbfounded. His cock is dangling. He doesn't look hard to me.

It's funny.

Do I feel sorry for his wife? Of course I do. Who wants to be humiliated like that? Then again, she now knows what a jerk she married.

The scenario - so horny and such a lack of restraint that he fucked a woman in an alley - is hot. Whether it actually WAS hot, who knows.

did we catch him after-cum? because if he's limp like that before the actual act, it doesn't seem like *he* thought it was too hot lol

No, he was hard.

Or at least had a chubby. It was hanging.

Being that he's 6ft.4" he likely had a BIG BIG dick, which is what some dirty women crave. Just sayin'

They both look drunk, r120. Not that hot.

R123, the video's at R90 . Find out for yourself.

The alley skank looks a lot like the wife

They could offer a Joe Westerman special at Gregg’s: a delicious sausage roll that’s 50% smaller than the regular sausage roll!

Where else do you fuck on the sly?

Messy public sex and sexy fights a uk thing

Athlone is not in 'the UK' R129. Educate yourself.

I suspect you were conceived in a back alley or the result of a botched back alley abortion.

R130 why do you like riding hippos?

I'm so glad that when I was young and having sex in parked cars and outdoors cell phone cameras didn't yet exist.

Good lord. It’s like watching two stray dogs in an alley.

Somebody spray them with a garden hose.

R119, just to clarify, I wasn’t intending to criticise posters here for showing interest, just the way the media act so shocked about these things (while also salivating at them at the same time). I agree this is more funny than anything.

Anyway, come out to Australia sometime, fellow rugby man enthusiast, and I’ll shout you a drink. I have the perfect bar we can go and observe them up close. Last time I got to see one drop his daks and moon a buddy, which was glorious!

Because they remind me of you R131.

Honestly,some of you bitches must have manhole sized assholes. His dick looks perfectly fine.Its no monster,but I bet its lovely when hes fully hard. And hes adorable,so Id let him eat my ass in an alley all he'd like . Some assholes need to get a life and quit filming other peoples private business. I hope he finds the dude and pounds him insensible.

Just for the boys who like rugby boys here - Brisbane Broncos’ Kotoni Staggs:

I could’ve done without the foot eating, but other than that it was pretty good, r137.

My thoughts exactly, R138!

Mmm imagine being pinned underneath him like that!

I'm incredibly judgmental. And I think it's hot as fuck to be that horny and dirty and ready to go.

It's fair to say he's better looking than anyone posting on this thread.

He's hot.

[quote] Kotoni Staggs

The creature he was porking was fined.

There are more flattering pics of him online; he's like a thicker Brenton Thwaites.

My Zillennial cousins are both really into rugby—one played at youth level then got severe dysmorphia/anorexia and quit to become a ‘culture journalist’ (pretentious and aggrandising food blogger), while the other still plays semi-pro Sevens at national level and also works as a little kids’ coach with the rest of his time.

They’re both utterly rude and entitled little upper-middle class manboy pricks, and always have been. I still remember back when we were kids, them throwing screaming and violent psycho tantrums in the supermarket while I just stood quietly by watching in horror and embarrassment. Have never found out whether youth CTE from hockey/rugby etc. made them into horrible aggressive people, or whether they’re just like that anyway (they’re from a fucked up expat family home, so probably).

R143 - damn, bet she regrets sending it to her so-called friend. And why? I’d have kept it completely private and hopefully ensured a return visit, either by him or his fellow players. Or all at once! Haha.

Thanks for sharing. I didn’t know this.

I think he’s damn sexy, but then I think they all are.

Wait, what did I miss here...why was the woman he was having sex with fined? Was it for public indecency?

And if it was for public indecency, why wasn't HE fined?

She shared the video with a friend who then published it. So I think it comes under the revenge porn laws here. And as she shared it, after they agreed to keep it between them, then she was fined, I guess.

Oh, and whaddya know? Former Penrith Panthers players Tyrone Phillips and Liam Coleman demonstrating (sadly, all too briefly) the benefits of teamwork.

I don’t know why the mom would let her children watch the video?

[quote]R45 If I had access to Premier League WAG money, I’d let whatever slide. Shag anyone you want, put it on socials, let people get their digs in—I’m laughing

Re: kicking him out: the wife has stated she’s freaked out for their kids, and about them seeing this on social media. Good parents do worry about stuff like that.

What kind of a message does she send them if she keeps him around? She might do just as well with alimony, child support, and her pride.

It’s a bit sad you’d do anything for money.

But what of the cuckolded husband? Why no mention of him and what he thinks about his friend fucking his wife in an alley?

R149, she didn’t. She just didn’t want it spread all over the internet where they would come across it. Or some little scumbag from school or similar sending one of them it.

R111, I don’t think you can expect literacy from a Sun reader.

[quote]R151 But what of the cuckolded husband? Why no mention of him and what he thinks about his friend fucking his wife in an alley?

The name of the lady filmed in that alleyway (bent over, panties down around her ankles, tattooed rump in the air) hasn’t been run in the press as she’s a member of the English aristocracy.

#ClosingRanks

R4 made me laugh, thank you guys!

I wonder if she slurred in his ear "Wanna go outside and eat my kebab?"

[quote] Cut or uncut?

If he's over 40 years old, there is a good chance he's cut. If he's under 40, it's unlikely he's cut.

Huh ??!! ^^^^

What r110 said.

Unless she already was out of the marriage (and one's heart and mind are out before the body follows) she'll take him back.

If she doesn't, color me surprised.

R153, Princess Anne?

R55 He was born after 1945, there's no chance he's cut unless he's Jewish or a Muslim.

[quote][R55] He was born after 1945, there's no chance he's cut unless he's Jewish or a Muslim.

Not true. There are tons of cut men born after 1945 in the UK who are neither Jewish nor Muslim.

Has any source ID'ed his alley paramour? She of the lowered knickers

The wife is pretty in the OP

Only for therapeutic reasons, R160. NHS circumcisions were forbidden in the 40s, and privately performed circumcision had died out by the 50s... thirty years before the subject of this thread was born.

R152 But OP said they were traumatized by there dad fucking in a alley, they at least know about it then.

dirty dawg! 🐶

He looks hot but dumb. I wish we got a better look at his dick and ass.

She sure isn't living with fibromyalgia!

[quote]they were traumatized by there dad fucking in a alley

Oh, DEAR!

[quote]What is it with the Brits and outdoor sex?

Isn't it called 'dogging' ?

R169

Lol "Can I gave a go?"

R163, circumcised guys are not that rare in the UK. The males in the Royal Family are circumcised, as we recently learned from Prince Harry's book. And there are other cut UK celebs like Julian Sands, Rupert Everett, Harry Judd & Alex Pettyfer.

I loved this story when it appeared in Penthouse Forum As The Teeny Weeny Peeny Sportsman Tosses Salad With A Common Bar Hag.....

It's pretty funny, from the wife's immediate denial it was her (not that I blame her for clarifying) to the mocking tone in the recorder's voice that says "I'm gonna ruin your life by sticking this on Twitter".

R172 I'm from the UK and circumcised guys are rare in my experience. It's usually only done here for medicial reasons - eg phimosis - or religious reasons.

R22, R65

Joel tries to sanitise their relationship so as not to alienate his female viewers but they have two quick pecks in this latest.

R175... saw this as i'm a groupie, I mean member of Joel's page.... I'm glad to see them at least kiss on the lips as sometimes the kiss on the heads are like friends or one is the parent and the other is the child...the kiss on the lips was pretty fast and chaste though, unlike the nice constant smooches of the gay couple on youtube that goes by the moniker steps of two foreigners... Those guys are constantly kissing, patting butts, showing themselves in bed, walking around in underwear and speedos and so on...

I hope that keegan and joel become more comfortable showing affection to each other in future youtube videos. Not sure how big of a female audience they have or why it would bother them to see the two showing love to each other...

In closing, I have to admit I DO wonder whose the top and whose the bottom between Keegan and Joel. Physically on the surface they represent alpha male and a twink, but one never knows, you can't judge a book by it's cover as it's said. Who knows maybe they are versatile? laugh..

R174. So you’re too good for a nice Jewish or Muslim fuck, or visiting Americans?

[quote]I have to admit I DO wonder whose the top and whose the bottom,

Oh, dear!

[quote]you can't judge a book by it's cover

Oh, DEAR!

He was rimming her arse!

Seriously though, who TF does the recorder think he is? "I'm going to ruin your life"?? I hope somebody gives him a good payback. People like that are trash too.

R175 I don't think it's not to alienate their female fanbase, as most teen girls who love gay guys get all excited at men kissing. Joel says the kiss might not make the cut because of perverts. But, let's face it, perverts want a lot more than a quick kiss, so I don't think they'll flock to his vlogs for that haha.

Joel seems nice enough, but I thought Keegan would want a more masculine guy. That said, opposites do attract.

It's like a Chaucerian fabliaux. How droll!

R182 a cut scene from "The Canterbury Tales"? The Wife of Bath and Squire out at the back of the Inn?

R181... well, Keegan's previous boyfriend was also a twink/twinkish. So I guess he has a type...

Is this worse than a bathroom stall glory hole?

R184 Makes sense.

Next he'll be running for U.S. House of Representatives.

R181 Keegan may be more 'sexy' than Joel.

But Joel is a much more professional than Keegan in his media appearances.

The only version of the video I've been able to find was exactly SEVEN SECONDS long. Is that IT? Pretty flimsy stuff to build any kind of scandal on, I'd say. I was hoping for something with a lot more action, frankly.

[quote]r189 The only version of the video I've been able to find was exactly SEVEN SECONDS long. Is that IT? Pretty flimsy stuff to build any kind of scandal on, I'd say.

Are you kidding?

I guess seven seconds of footage showing you being fucked by a horse in a barnyard would be “pretty flimsy stuff,” because it was so short.

[quote]He's frightfully close to her corn hole

This is top-tier color commentary. Vin Scully could never.

Keegan has major bottom vibe.

I can't see Joel being a top. It just doesn't seem feasible.

Surely the fact he's attracted to a masculine, muscle guy like Keegan is because he likes getting railed senseless?

R192, R193 I wouldn't assume anything. Keegan needs Joel's professional expertise if he want to do expert money-making Youtube videos.

Keegan is lovely but he has thick accent, messy speech, too much hand-movement and lots of excess saliva in his mouth when he's trying to communicate.

R174, yes, the large majority of UK guys are obviously uncut. However, as mentioned, the guys in the Royal Family are cut and so are a number of British celebrities who have revealed their cut status. I mentioned some of their names above.

There are also now dozens of circumcision clinics all over the UK. If you do a search online you can find them.

In regards to Keegan and Joel, and whose "on top and whose on bottom". It does seem that at least on their videos, that Keegan is the one whose more physically attentive and loving and horny, while Joel is the one who does the same in verbal ways praising Keegan and remarking on his looks? Don't know if that means anything in regards to their sex in bed.

Who knows maybe they are both versatile... I do remember seeing one of their videos when they were strolling around London around Christmas time and there was a huge golden cow statue on the street and Joel I believe was the one holding the videocamera and doing the commentary, and when he walked and filmed this golden cow statue from behind, he said "oh, that looks familiar"!....

hmm, could it be that he meant that ole keegan is on all 4's and joel does whatever?

R195 I'm sure there are. But I can't think that many men opt that for that surgery with no reason.

Knowing that Prince George and Prince Louie are circumcised is a bit TMI. I’m assuming after Harry’s frostbite tallywacker story he probably left Archie intact and it was yet another rift with the Firm that lead to them leaving.

There's no reason to think William's kids are circumcised when he and is brother aren't.

Love guys like this Joe Westerman. Filthy, horny little fuckers who need to stick it in any available hole because their frigid wives are ice queens. I thank them all for their service.

Would you two STFU about Keegan and Joel?

This thread is about a rugby player getting caught fucking around with some skank in an alley. Start your own thread.

R201 There are more than two of us discussing Keegan and Joel. And no, I don't think I will.

R197 um, nobody "opts" into getting circumcised...

I skimmed through Harry's book Spare. I liked it for the most part. Loved his dry sense of humor. Did he say he was cut or uncut? I didn't catch that part. Seeing the vid of him fucking some rando homeless girl in an alley made my day. How can you not love it? Let the gay man who hasn't been barebacked by some rando in a club washroom/loo toss the first stone. LOL.

I skimmed through Harry's book Spare. I liked it for the most part. Loved his dry sense of humor. Did he say he was cut or uncut? I didn't catch that part. Seeing the vid of him fucking some rando homeless girl in an alley made my day. How can you not love it? Let the gay man who hasn't been barebacked by some rando in a club washroom/loo toss the first stone. LOL.

^^^Sorry it posted twice. Darn it.

It's well known that Diana put the kybosh on circumcising William and Harry. And it wasn't much of a tradition anyway, it'd only been practiced for three generations at that point.

R203 That's what I thought, but I was replying to someone who thought otherwise. You're going after the wrong person, mate.

Pity we didn't see more of his cock and arse in that video

^Hear, hear!!

[quote] There are other cut UK celebs like Julian Sands, Rupert Everett, Harry Judd.

I love Harry Judd. He's so bitchy and queeny for a straight man. He also seems like quite an aggressive dom top type.

R200, absolutely! Rugby lads are the best.

For Rugby guys it doesn’t matter if you’re a guy or a girl, they’ll make out with you and get naked irregardless.

And if R213 isn’t enough Daddy Rugby player Tim Oakes for you, here he is camming and showing off his big, girthy dick.

Rugby players should just have their bodies worshipped as far as I'm concerned. Which I'd be first in line for.

Remembering Tim Oakes has inadvertently also reminded me of Sean Lamont.

R199 & R207, where have you been for the past month? Prince Harry revealed in his book that he and Prince William are circumcised. There have been multiple threads and news stories about it. Harry specifically debunked the anti-circumcision myth that Diana kept them 'intact'.

R198 & R199, given that Harry seems pro-circ, (he seemed proud to call himself "snipped" in his book), it's possible that he continued the tradition with Archie. And since William is very strong on following Royal tradition, his boys may be circumcised, too.

I know many who are cut in the UK. they had to be for medical reasons like too much skin etc

There’s another video that’s been leaked. Can anyone link to it?

Salaries may be lower than in the US but they get free healthcare, childcare, education, etc

Lucky lady

I didn't realise the woman he was rimming was a friend. I'd assuemd she was some random he'd met while drunk.

I think there’s much that must happen between being friendly to getting to lady rimming.

Being drunk doesn’t make you lose all reason

That lady in the video was so classy. Precious few women trouble to wear a dress these days.

I hope the younger generation note that they offer advantages.

The woman in the video has supposedly been fired!

[quote] THE distraught wife of rugby league love rat Joe Westerman has revealed a blonde woman caught in a disgusting sex act video has been sacked from her estate agent job.

[quote] She told The Sun: “She’ll never live it down. She’s lost her job and there are memes of her sweeping the internet. Her children are going to see that.

Did she fart on him?

Dear Joe Westerman,

Everything that frigid bitch didn't do for you, that led you to lick that skank ho in that alley, will soon come true for you and me. I promise you can switch holes as you please while breeding my gay hole raw. And when you are ready, I will rim your tight pink hole, worship your taint and take your virgin hole.

signed, your future cum dumpster/gay wifey in America

[quote]She told The Sun: “She’ll never live it down. She’s lost her job and there are memes of her sweeping the internet. Her children are going to see that.

Guess you weren’t thinking of any of that before hiking up your lil skirt and rollin down them unnerbritches in a back alley somewhere so a manwhore could pleasure you for a second.

Ya lil hussy.

NOW you’re all “won’t somebody think of the CHIRREN?!”

Haha I love how pious The Sun gets when it reports this type of content. "A disgusting sex act video".

It seems to forget posting photos of topless women on page 3, while saying things like "cor blimey, cop a load of that!"

We need the video

[quote] Being drunk doesn’t make you lose all reason

R224 In that case, you must be a well-experienced, accomplished drunk.

His sweet wife will take him for everything he has, and his kids will hate him, so I hope all that was worth eating out his buddy's dumb slut of a girlfriend in an alley over a dumpster.

Ban all stank sleeves

It's hysterical this thread has gone on so.

For those who describe this as hot...really?

They're no in the throes of passion. It's not bodice ripping.

The locale is a back alley.

She's bent over doing nothing as he eats her out. There's more excitement in a medical examination.

He's licking her with zero dedication or fervor. It'd be more arousing watching him lick an ice cream cone.

His response to the camera...a drunken, blank stare. He's been concussed one too many times.

10 points for the use of fervor by BonniePrinceCharlie!

It has to do with the fantasy that this hot, married athlete will leave the bar and go to a back alley for sex. It lets us believe he would do the same with us.

Trust me, R237, he will/does.

More rugby players being lads...

Straight men fuck a lotter better when they're doing it for other straight men.

R240, are you saying that straight men get off on group sex?

Lol that sounds homoerotic. Or is it more, “I’ll show you I fuck better!”?

Men show off to each other in group situations, which can be very hot to watch.

[quote]Or is it more, “I’ll show you I fuck better!”?

More along these lines, I think. Plus a healthy dose of bonding.

It’s all so beautiful!

You clearly have never really been drunk r224. It's called being black out drunk and carrying on with no clear memory the next day of what you were doing.

A new clip surfaced! 🧐😉🤪

"Whatever happened to minding your own business? If people wanna screw in an alley why do you have to ruin their fun by filming them?"

HEY! WHAT ABOUT MY FUN? HUH? HUH?

That's what I imagine the person filming it would say to you.

R247 yea, everyone is quick to whip their fucking phones out nowadays. In R246 is the guy saying "he was rimming her cause he can't get it up?"

R246 Look at 'Zippy' passing judgement haha. Obviously cheating isn't nice but "deserves everything he gets" makes it sound like he's murdered someone.

MMmm. Fine big legs. MUCH better than the pitiful, 7-second version. Thanks.

I assumed they were down some dead end alley at the back of a building but it looks like they were in full view of a main street

Why didn't they just go to a sleazy hotel like normal people do?

^ the filthy sex is hot!

I expect the split from his wife was on the cards anyway, which is likely why he got blind drunk and fucked a woman in an alley. Those aren't the actions of someone who's happy in their marriage.

^ not a random chick from the bar, it's his buddy's wife!

Sadly none of the clips remain

What a pearl-clutching, judgemental twat this "The Black Opinion" is.

Joe deserves to lick as many holes, taint, clams, weiners or whatever he wants. He's too cute to be denied any of his desires.

His wife is without a doubt a frigid bitch and ice queen. No wonder he was forced to lick a skank in some alley.

I love you Joe

Is this Black Opinion from Black Twitter I hear referenced every so often.

[quote]R248 yea, everyone is quick to whip their fucking phones out nowadays

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time (on YouTube)

[quote]R254 I expect the split from his wife was on the cards anyway, which is likely why he got blind drunk and fucked a woman in an alley.

Yes, of course it’s all her fault.

How did that twitterer at R257 know that she of the dropped knickers had a smelly arse?!

I still think it's awesome that he wrecked his prolly already dead marriage by reaming some revolting diseased homeless skank in the alley.

If I ever pass Joe Westerman on the street, I will immediately drop my drawers and give him full access to my taint and hole. Don't care if I get arrested. Someone that cute deserves all access to every and any hole he needs. His wife must be the iciest of frigid queens for him to purposely nuke their marriage.

R263 you sound like a right dirty slag!

He's a prick and now has to live with it knowing that his kids will find out eventually.

Part of having kids is you have to think about how your actions with affect them. Makes thankful I don’t have any. He could have just gotten a room and kept his sex private. I’m sure this is a huge joke where they live and his kids are going to be teased about it at some point

KIds are just as demented as the parents, usually more. So LEAVE JOE WESTERMAN ALONE!!!

[quote] was it worth it?

Yes, it’s worth living for…

R266 Yeah but you've had a million butt babies that I'm sure you have treasured. You're a good mama, mama.

Do we have a nude rugby players thread?

In MY day one could fuck in alley's with nary a thought about it. Now you have to worry some shit head is going to record you. Sad.

She didn't even have her tits out

R270 please link if you find one. Rugby men are the best! There used to be a great tumblr collecting hi-res pics of players. Not even naked a lot of the time but so beautiful. (Lots of bums too happily.) but it disappeared. It was called Roscoe66, it may be on Twitter now?

We really have to write our Senators about this!

^^ in response to:

[quote]R271 In MY day one could fuck in alley's with nary a thought about it. Now you have to worry some shit head is going to record you. Sad.

R260 Where did I say it was her fault? I just said I expect the marriage wasn't in a good place. Cause people who are happy in marriages -- of either sex -- don't go and fuck other people.

What a stupid thing to say. More than 50% of marriages end in divorce. At least half are cheating at any time.

I just got bred by a black powerlifter who is on his way home to the woman.

R278 here is his "woman" at home.

The Sun have not a new one today, footballer Kyle Walker drunkenly flashing in a bar. No uncensored videos around though.

[quote][R197] um, nobody "opts" into getting circumcised...

Really?

You've never heard of adult circumcision?

These people are ugly and so are their lives

Deposit as many babies as you want in my ...

R283 who dat?

That's the subject of this thread Joe Westerman, R283. The poor, neglected rugby player who was forced to lick some alley skank's hole because his wife is a frigid ice queen.

I refuse to believe any other story with a face like that.

Poor Joe. Denied taint, balls, and hole licking from the ice queen wife, so he had to exchange licking in a dark alley.

Snapchat? How very 2016.

My understanding from the people I know close to rugby is probably 98% of the men playing 'act up' when away from home, ie slip it into some girl when on tour. I guess it's all that testosterone and that environment.

I kinda think they should just be allowed to get on with it. That probably sounds immoral, but I mean, look at these men. They're the hottest specimens on earth, quite frankly. Let them get it all out of their system while young (and dumb and full of cum), stop pressuring them to be family men, and just wait. By the time they hit their late 30s, they'll be ready.

Or just don't date them. They're hot as fuck, but having conversed with a few, a relationship with them must be tedious after knowing them 10 minutes. They're not exactly gifted with brains for the most part.

It was like two bovines copulating, not sexy.

gosh, so many gullible people in this thread, would it kill you to read the whole thing before offering your stupid opinion? Again, it's not a random chick he found in a bar, it's his friend's wife, and she is a real estate agent. He claimed it's a drunk sex, but obviously there is something more going on between these two, blame it on alcohol doesn't really work here if the woman is a close friend of yours.

Seems like they both know one of them is an ice queen and the others just want to go for it like wild animals.

[quote]blame it on alcohol doesn't really work here if the woman is a close friend of yours.

Alcohol lowers your inhibitions, making your judgment cloudy and making you do things you probably wouldn't ordinarily do. Of course alcohol may have played a part in this.

In vino veritas.

Joe has a new girlfriend

Quite the stupid fuck.

Is she the alley skank?

Any clear Pinga shots?

Rugby guys. They have some type of genetic miss-fire that makes them all not really think. They just do what comes to mind at the moment. Also when you have a gang of guys that have to be so close to each other physically, and I mean the hand under the legs, grasping above the balls, add the rugby guy gene and there you have it. In this case, a monstrous hot slab takes what he wants and he gives no fucks who it is.

I have hung around buddies that play rugby. They are VERY physical with you.

Do they get hit in the head a lot like football players?

I wonder if he ever got to ride that tart in the alley