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On Patrol: Live renewed for another year

Cable network renews its top rated show through January 2024. Go Dan Abrams, Sean “Sticks” Larkin and Curtis Wilson! Shout out to OP Nation!

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by Anonymousreply 108June 15, 2024 1:36 PM

Time to get under his desk and suck.

by Anonymousreply 1February 14, 2023 9:36 PM

Dan is a big sexy muscle stud.

by Anonymousreply 2February 14, 2023 9:57 PM

A few things about this show as compared to LivePD.

One, they seem to be showing juvenile suspects way more often then on LPD.

Second, incidents involving doorbell cams and home cameras being used for evidence are way up.

Third, a large percentage of the citizens seen on camera are verbally saying they do want to be on camera. This was rare on LPD.

Of course, two and three go together. One thing I will say is that the OPL crew respects these citizens wishes. On LPD the cameramen would do everything they could to get the citizen's face on camera.

Four, Dan, Sticks and Curtis all look good in tight shirts.

by Anonymousreply 3February 14, 2023 10:30 PM

In all serious: Are Hispanics known for being half-deaf, because it seems every time there's a noise complaint about music, it's almost always Spanish-language music

by Anonymousreply 4February 14, 2023 10:33 PM

I like Deputy Dylan Lee from Berkeley County S.C. who queens it up all over the screen.

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by Anonymousreply 5February 14, 2023 10:37 PM

^Deputy Lee needs to work on his Spanish.

by Anonymousreply 6February 14, 2023 10:40 PM

Why do so many suspects smoke?

by Anonymousreply 7February 14, 2023 10:41 PM

Lot of sexual chemistry between Dan & Sticks.

by Anonymousreply 8February 14, 2023 10:41 PM

I do love a vascular jew.

by Anonymousreply 9February 14, 2023 10:48 PM

I’d love to worship Dan and Sean off camera at the same time

by Anonymousreply 10February 14, 2023 11:58 PM

[quote]I like Deputy Dylan Lee from Berkeley County S.C.

He’s single, too.

by Anonymousreply 11February 15, 2023 12:13 AM

For a while there, they picked the hottest cops to ride with.

That’s starting to wane a bit.

by Anonymousreply 12February 15, 2023 12:13 AM

What does Dan have to do with this show? He’s not well health wise. Looks like the walking dead on tv. He already had ball cancer.

by Anonymousreply 13February 15, 2023 12:16 AM

Dan goes after liberals every night on his show.

by Anonymousreply 14February 15, 2023 12:16 AM

Deputy Lee needs to pump up his muscles. He scrawny.

by Anonymousreply 15February 15, 2023 12:33 AM

No, that pic is terrible. It doesn’t do him justice at all.

He’s actually buff and when he wears his hat…*swoon*

by Anonymousreply 16February 15, 2023 12:44 AM

Dan looks goooood there.

by Anonymousreply 17February 15, 2023 1:06 AM

I FAP whenever I see Dan.

by Anonymousreply 18February 15, 2023 11:54 AM

I’m not putting you guys down, so please don’t think that, but I just don’t see it with Dan.

He looks like a geek to me.

by Anonymousreply 19February 15, 2023 2:11 PM

R4. Saturday night they rolled up to a "noise complaint" my first thought was "Bet it is Hispanics." Yep. They also never can speak English. Or so they say.

by Anonymousreply 20February 15, 2023 3:07 PM

Are we on Cops again?

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by Anonymousreply 21February 15, 2023 4:53 PM

Live PD should have never been canceled

by Anonymousreply 22February 15, 2023 5:09 PM

R22 I loved Live PD. The Bridgeport (CT) Police didn't even make it a season on that show. After eight episodes they were gone. Way too hardcore for the image Live PD wanted to put out there.

by Anonymousreply 23February 15, 2023 5:16 PM

Saturday night at the end of the show they arrested a fat fit black guy who had his sweatpants down below his butt. A very nice backside!

It was several minutes of full moon ... they will prolly blur it when they show the rerun this Saturday afternoon.

by Anonymousreply 24February 15, 2023 6:52 PM

[quote] fat fit black guy

With an emphasis on the fat.

by Anonymousreply 25February 15, 2023 7:10 PM

Average shows last night - but Deputy Lee was back from vacation!

by Anonymousreply 26February 18, 2023 2:36 PM

Some fat old guy was masturbating in his van. The officer wouldn’t touch the guys license. lol He told him to just hold the license up because he didn’t know where his hands have been and wasn’t going to touch the license. Too funny.

by Anonymousreply 27February 18, 2023 3:22 PM

There is also youtube, Just last night I watched this graduate of the George Floyd School of Dramatic Arts

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by Anonymousreply 28February 18, 2023 3:23 PM

So that black guy and white guy in the pickup truck from last week where the white guy was arrested for narcotics, that was a hookup, right?

I thought the pill they were talking about was a Viagra but they never said.

by Anonymousreply 29February 18, 2023 3:37 PM

R28 is a sad excuse

by Anonymousreply 30February 18, 2023 5:06 PM

Is masturbating in a van frowned upon by police?

by Anonymousreply 31February 18, 2023 5:11 PM

I liked it when a cop pulled up behind a parked pickup, aiming his gun & shouting, “Let me see your hands.” The pickup was empty except for a barking dog.”

by Anonymousreply 32February 18, 2023 7:21 PM

By at least one officer last night R31.

by Anonymousreply 33February 18, 2023 8:24 PM

With all his puns, Dan Abrams should have the Bennett Cerf seat if they ever reboot WML.

by Anonymousreply 34February 18, 2023 10:46 PM

Dan makes me go into suck mode fast.

by Anonymousreply 35February 18, 2023 10:48 PM

New episodes in less than 30 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 36February 18, 2023 11:34 PM

Nobody has an opinion or answer about r29?

by Anonymousreply 37February 19, 2023 12:04 AM

How tall was that self-described pretty boy who was afraid he'd be stabbed in jail & wanted a hug?

by Anonymousreply 38February 19, 2023 12:07 AM

No Deputy Lee on Saturday night. :(

by Anonymousreply 39February 19, 2023 3:30 PM

Dan and Sticks are frisky tonight

by Anonymousreply 40February 25, 2023 12:06 AM

I wonder if I send a video of me Flashdancing (like it’s 1983) to Dan Abrams, if he’d fap to it?

by Anonymousreply 41February 25, 2023 12:08 AM

I suppose he would.

Provided fap means puke.

by Anonymousreply 42February 25, 2023 12:10 AM

[quote] Dan and Sticks are frisky tonight

They need to get a room.

by Anonymousreply 43February 25, 2023 12:14 AM

Where the heck is Deputy Lee?

Hope he shows up tonight.

by Anonymousreply 44February 25, 2023 3:10 PM

I learned on this show one who kills a K9 officer faces the same kind of legal jeopardy as one who kills a police officer.

by Anonymousreply 45February 25, 2023 4:02 PM

If smoking commercials were banned on television because they depicted smoking as glamorous, all the smoking on the part of those who are stopped should be an example of how unglamorous cigarettes are.

by Anonymousreply 46February 25, 2023 4:21 PM

Dep. Lee was back!!

But we're not "riding with" him, so we don't see him as much. Him and his combination of sexy and cute.

by Anonymousreply 47March 13, 2023 6:19 PM

The dude from Wilkes-Barre is pretty hot too.

by Anonymousreply 48March 13, 2023 6:26 PM

Deputy Lee was prancing about quite proudly for a lot of Saturday night's episodes. And he was wearing his short sleeved shirt uniform to show of the tattoos on his left arm.

by Anonymousreply 49March 13, 2023 10:41 PM

And dem guns.

by Anonymousreply 50March 13, 2023 11:38 PM

I’d like to steal Dan’s used underwear to goon to

by Anonymousreply 51March 14, 2023 12:08 AM

Dan had some of those Gummy ED Bears the other week throwing them around.....

by Anonymousreply 52March 14, 2023 2:27 AM

Curtis Wilson often seems to feel like a third wheel in the presence of the charged Dan/Sticks bromance. “You guys.”

by Anonymousreply 53March 14, 2023 4:14 AM

Yeah, as nice as Curtis seems to be, he offers nothing for the program.

by Anonymousreply 54March 14, 2023 5:28 PM

Dan/Sticks make me moist - down there.

by Anonymousreply 55March 14, 2023 10:11 PM

All I do is think about giving Dan oral sex under his desk.

by Anonymousreply 56March 14, 2023 11:29 PM

Dan wore green underwear yesterday and he showed viewers

by Anonymousreply 57March 19, 2023 12:09 AM

Is love to wallow my face in dan’s underwear

by Anonymousreply 58March 19, 2023 12:27 AM

Have any of you rubbed one out watching Dan? I sure have!

by Anonymousreply 59March 19, 2023 12:42 AM

I want Sticks to grudge fuck Dan on the table while Curtis does the Crime of the Day segment. Just as Sticks blows his load all over Dan his says "Danny Brown is racing somewhere."

by Anonymousreply 60March 19, 2023 12:58 AM

LivePD was better. Some of these depts are downright boring

by Anonymousreply 61March 19, 2023 1:44 AM

No Dylan Lee again tonight......grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

by Anonymousreply 62March 19, 2023 3:15 AM

I gotta say that I think Dan has become an insensitive asshole since starting this show. I don't see how it's funny mocking some homeless guy with a completely shit life. He's become a right-wing, elitist asshole. A privileged dickhead handed a cushy life and he's coming up with dumb puns to ridicule some of these people who clearly have awful lives.

by Anonymousreply 63March 19, 2023 7:41 AM

It's not unknown, R63, for people to tend to adopt the ethos of those with whom they associate. Dan's become immersed with the cop mentality, so that may inform the attitude you describe.

by Anonymousreply 64March 19, 2023 11:01 AM

r63 get a grip.

by Anonymousreply 65March 19, 2023 12:28 PM

R64, what I've noticed is that he's adopted that ethos to the point that he doesn't even sound like someone trained as an attorney at times. I recall him speaking about someone the cops were talking to as though the man were already guilty and it turned out he was completely innocent. He's become such a cop fangurl that he pushes aside basic rights of a suspect.

by Anonymousreply 66March 19, 2023 9:21 PM

I'd like to get a grip!

On Deputy Lee!!!!

by Anonymousreply 67March 20, 2023 3:37 PM

They can’t believe there is actually a viewer named Bill Lingus. Dirty minds! Dan I eat ass!

by Anonymousreply 68March 25, 2023 12:05 AM

^ And a dog named Conor Lingus!

by Anonymousreply 69March 25, 2023 12:22 AM

I can't watch till tomorrow afternoon - watching some NCAA.

by Anonymousreply 70March 25, 2023 2:38 AM

The cops are much uglier in this show than LivePD, that's why someone as average as Lee is considered hot but you desperate queens.

by Anonymousreply 71March 25, 2023 4:25 AM

I recorded the taped version (12:00 pm EST) & I'm almost at the halfway point & there've been no commercials. Dan says there going on a break, but the show resumes immediately. What's going on?

by Anonymousreply 72March 25, 2023 4:56 PM

During the live version, there were no commercials, but they did break. You just saw this the whole time instead of ads:

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by Anonymousreply 73March 25, 2023 5:08 PM

Does anyone want to be worshipped?

by Anonymousreply 74March 25, 2023 7:26 PM

I’d like to do something nice for Dan that he would appreciate. Same applies to Sticks.

by Anonymousreply 75March 25, 2023 7:36 PM

Without commercials, my recording of the 3-hour program ended at 2:15.

by Anonymousreply 76March 25, 2023 11:55 PM

On Patrol the movie

Dan Abrams played by Ellen

Sticks played by Brigitte Neilsen

Curtis: RuPaul

by Anonymousreply 77March 26, 2023 12:09 AM

On Patrol Saturday night

Dan standing at the desk (pantless)

Sticks sitting at the desk (pantless)

Curtis sitting the desk (pantless)

Me on my knees with a horny suck-mouth

by Anonymousreply 78March 26, 2023 12:12 AM

Dan can piss in my mouth

by Anonymousreply 79March 26, 2023 12:20 AM

Dan's imitation of Ellen was actually pretty good!

by Anonymousreply 80March 26, 2023 1:13 AM

I’d suck off officer Garrison

by Anonymousreply 81March 26, 2023 1:16 AM

I hope that carjacker in SC loses his leg. It's a shame he didn't do society a favor and die in that accident.

by Anonymousreply 82March 26, 2023 5:27 AM

Well since we can't have Deputy Dylan Lee - I have transferred my interest to Chris & his son Joe Benson of Wilkes-Barre.

Joe doesn't wear a wedding ring.

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by Anonymousreply 83March 26, 2023 4:30 PM

That's the dude I was talking about at r48.

by Anonymousreply 84March 26, 2023 4:32 PM

Tonight there will be a hot cop sitting by Sticks tonight as a surprise cop guest.

by Anonymousreply 85June 17, 2023 12:02 AM

Dan is so cute!

by Anonymousreply 86June 17, 2023 1:06 AM

Dylan was back on both shows this weekend!

Hurray for summer uniforms.

by Anonymousreply 87June 18, 2023 4:37 PM

Dan is my fantasy “daddy”. He can force me under his desk and I will suck.

by Anonymousreply 88June 18, 2023 4:39 PM

Dan Ábrams is a propagandist and in bed with Saudi Arabia.

by Anonymousreply 89June 18, 2023 5:29 PM

[quote] Tonight there will be a hot cop sitting by Sticks tonight as a surprise cop guest.

He said he took a Spanish-speaking course directed entirely to cops. When Sticks asked him what he learned, He said, "Hola." Sticks said he learned that on Dora the Explorer! The cop broke out laughing.

by Anonymousreply 90June 18, 2023 9:03 PM

Where has Sticks been this summer?! Other than appearing the weekend of this rebooted show's 100th episode a few weekends ago, he's been missing. The show's not the same without both Dan & Sticks.

by Anonymousreply 91August 19, 2023 7:32 PM

I heard he’s doing another gig now.

by Anonymousreply 92August 19, 2023 7:33 PM

^ Temporarily? Is he coming back?

by Anonymousreply 93August 19, 2023 7:35 PM

Dan is hot as fuck.

Can't get over Sticks' weird Heat Miser hair.

by Anonymousreply 94August 19, 2023 7:53 PM

Nobody knows

by Anonymousreply 95August 19, 2023 8:01 PM

He's a legal commentator on ABC News and has been for awhile. He does both jobs.

by Anonymousreply 96August 20, 2023 1:59 PM

Dan is a bit too thin. Eat a burger and fries every once in a while. Face is drawn.

by Anonymousreply 97August 20, 2023 2:06 PM

[quote] He's a legal commentator on ABC News and has been for awhile. He does both jobs.

Don't sell Dan short. He's got many more jobs. With his love for puns, I also see him in the Bennett Cerf seat if there ever was a reboot of What's My Line.

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by Anonymousreply 98August 20, 2023 2:16 PM

R96 Dan does a lot more than those things!!

by Anonymousreply 99August 20, 2023 3:30 PM

^ He's replaced James Brown as the hardest working man in show business.

by Anonymousreply 100August 20, 2023 3:57 PM

Yure tellin' me!

by Anonymousreply 101August 21, 2023 9:34 PM

I still want to service Dan bad.

by Anonymousreply 102August 21, 2023 9:36 PM

Dylan Lee & Carly Drayton are my favorites in the field.

by Anonymousreply 103August 21, 2023 10:02 PM

Back after two weeks & still no Sticks.

by Anonymousreply 104September 9, 2023 12:02 AM

Sticks is no longer on op live

by Anonymousreply 105September 9, 2023 12:10 AM

^ Not so, according to this article from a month ago.

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by Anonymousreply 106September 9, 2023 12:14 AM

Sticks is back this weekend.

by Anonymousreply 107November 11, 2023 12:03 AM

Carli Drayton & Devonte Carr have a child together. Why are they riding together?

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