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What are the filthiest songs?

Long John Blues by Dinah Washington is a contender. I think she might be singin' about big penis.

She is supposedly telling us about going to the dentist. Here are some of the lyrics:

I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall, Yes, I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall,

Long John they call him, and he answers every call

Well, I went to Long John's office and told him the pain was killin'

Yes, I went to Long John's office and told him the pain was killin'

He told me not to worry, that my cavity just needed fillin'

He said, when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine,

He said, yes, when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine,

Cause every woman just can't stand the pain.

He took out his trusted drill and he told me to open wide,

He said he wouldn't hurt me but he'd fill that hole inside

Long John, Long John, you've got that golden touch

You thrill me when you drill me, and I need you very much

When he got through, he said, Baby that will cost you ten,

Yes when he got through, he said, Baby that will cost you ten,

Six months from now, come back and see me again

Say you're supposed to see your dentist 'bout twice a year, that's right, But I think I feel it throbbin', yes, I'll go back there tonight

Long John, Long John, don't ever move away, Say, I hope I keep on achin' so I can see you every day.

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by Anonymousreply 78February 18, 2023 11:08 PM

My Girl's Pussy

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by Anonymousreply 1February 13, 2023 5:35 AM

Dinah actually has much filthier songs, such as Big Long Slindin' Thing.

Also, check out Lucille Bogan's Shave 'em Dry

by Anonymousreply 2February 13, 2023 5:36 AM

Fack by Eminem.

It's also incredibly retarded.

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by Anonymousreply 3February 13, 2023 5:47 AM

Khia "My Neck, My Back"

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by Anonymousreply 4February 13, 2023 6:06 AM

I don’t consider this a filthy song as such but it’s playful— and for its day, I bet it was quite an eye opener.

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by Anonymousreply 5February 13, 2023 6:08 AM

Top this.

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by Anonymousreply 6February 13, 2023 6:12 AM

I love shopping thrift stores for used records, and I just found a 12" single: "Bone it Like You Own It" by U.N.L.V. (Unfortunately No Longer Virgins). This song is a bonus track on B side after the remixes. I live for this kind of raunch!

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by Anonymousreply 7February 15, 2023 3:15 AM

Some Cut by trillville

by Anonymousreply 8February 15, 2023 3:17 AM

Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?

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by Anonymousreply 9February 15, 2023 3:28 AM

This song used to crack me up.

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by Anonymousreply 10February 15, 2023 3:30 AM

What’s the deal with that Prince cat? He be looking fruity but he still could eat the booty!

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by Anonymousreply 11February 15, 2023 3:32 AM

"Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew.

by Anonymousreply 12February 15, 2023 3:33 AM

Such a classic it brings tear to my eyes. Me and my friends loved this song as kids.

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by Anonymousreply 13February 15, 2023 3:33 AM

Barbara Carr made a minor career of this type of song. One example:

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by Anonymousreply 14February 15, 2023 3:34 AM

That Janet song where she’s talking about cumming inside of her and letting your juices free.

I mean Lil’ Kim wasn’t that gross.

by Anonymousreply 15February 15, 2023 3:35 AM

Millie Jackson and 'Fuck You' always tends to win this type of thread.

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by Anonymousreply 16February 15, 2023 3:44 AM

I only appreciate filthy talk in bed with my boyfriend/lover.

But there a thousands of filthy songs out there.

Too many to name.

by Anonymousreply 17February 15, 2023 3:50 AM

A Bitch I Knew - Snoop Dogg

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by Anonymousreply 18February 15, 2023 4:04 AM

Peaches' The Teaches of Peaches and Kim Petras' Slut Pop make all these suggestions seem really tame.

by Anonymousreply 19February 15, 2023 4:09 AM

These songs are shocking and lewd!

by Anonymousreply 20February 15, 2023 4:25 AM

"I Can't Fuck Without Falling in Love" - Beverly d'Angelo

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by Anonymousreply 21February 15, 2023 4:49 AM

[quote]That Janet song where she’s talking about cumming inside of her and letting your juices free.

I think you mean "Would You Mind?"

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by Anonymousreply 22February 15, 2023 5:26 AM

^ The 2002 Hawaii live performance of that song made me very uncomfortable. Especially considering I was watching it on HBO with my mother.

by Anonymousreply 23February 15, 2023 5:28 AM

For the first time ever I'm longing to go to the dentist...

by Anonymousreply 24February 15, 2023 5:29 AM

Dinah had more than a few of those risqué songs. There's also "TV Is the Thing This Year," which superficially seems to be a novelty number about the rising popularity of television in early-'50s America, but then she goes on a tangent about her man turning her dial to different channels and how the different "channels" made her feel, and...you can imagine. Both words and delivery.

by Anonymousreply 25February 15, 2023 7:48 AM

Millie Jackson - Does anyone know the name of the song which begins:

One guy I had liked to run around with women - gays and not si happies, too; He brought me home the herpes - said this is a gift from me to you; He liked his lovin wholesale? - when he came it didn't matter...

I've searched those lyrics several times over the years with nothing ever returning

by Anonymousreply 26February 15, 2023 11:01 AM

Ruth Wallis was a cabaret singer from the 1950s and 1960s who specialized in double-entendre and risque songs. Yes, your parents and grandparents were probably enjoying these types of songs. She was banned in Australia for her songs about sex, homosexuality, cross-dressing, and infidelity.

Davy's Dinghy was one of her more popular ones.

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by Anonymousreply 27February 15, 2023 12:25 PM

Is there anything filthier than this?

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by Anonymousreply 28February 15, 2023 12:51 PM

Wet the Bed by Ludacris and Chris Brown. No Bullshit by Chris Brown. Also, Or Nah by TY Dolla Sign.

by Anonymousreply 29February 15, 2023 1:02 PM

Sissy Man.

Not filthy.

Just surprisingly direct and unashamed of the gay.

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by Anonymousreply 30February 15, 2023 1:07 PM

[quote]No Bullshit by Chris Brown

I don't know. That's fairly tame to me. It's more "sensual."

Maybe I've been ruined by the likes of NWA and NIN.

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by Anonymousreply 31February 16, 2023 12:00 AM

Pussy Fairy by Jhené Aiko

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by Anonymousreply 32February 16, 2023 12:02 AM

Lucille Bogan has been mentioned , and thank you.

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by Anonymousreply 33February 16, 2023 12:07 AM

R1, thank you for that. I love early-mid '30s popular music, especially the British dance bands.

Anyway, isn't the trick with that song the fact that "pussy" is originally (or primarily) American slang? British people know what it means in American English, but it's not strictly speaking "filthy" in British English. I thought that's how Mrs Slocum could get away with talking about her pussy so much on the BBC back in the '70s.

by Anonymousreply 34February 16, 2023 12:18 AM

It seems sort of pointless to talk about filthy songs from the last 30 years or so because song lyrics, especially hip-hop lyrics, are so generally filthy.

A candidate for filthiest song from the era when you couldn't be filthy in mainstream popular culture is "Sixty Minute Man" by the Dominoes in 1951. There's nothing coy about it. It's about sex and the singer's alleged ability to make women cry "don't stop!" Although it was too dirty for mainstream radio stations, it did get play on "race" stations and entered the popular culture.

Once, when my mother was visiting, "Sixty Minute Man" came on the car radio, on a local public radio station. I was a little embarrassed, but Mom just laughed and said "I remember this song. It was the sort of record people would play at parties."

Anyway, here is it. It's a great song.

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by Anonymousreply 35February 16, 2023 12:26 AM

Doin' the Bang

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by Anonymousreply 36February 16, 2023 12:26 AM

Rosetta Howard and the Harlem Hamfats

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by Anonymousreply 37February 16, 2023 12:26 AM

"Erotic City" and "Pussy Control" by Prince are two great dirty songs.

The former got some radio play because Prince and Sheila E. insisted the lyric was "We can FUNK until the dawn/Makin' love till cherry's gone."

"Pussy Control" is just hilarious: "Well, I met this girl named Pussy/At the Club International Balls..."

by Anonymousreply 38February 16, 2023 12:29 AM

Meow.

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by Anonymousreply 39February 16, 2023 12:30 AM

suck it

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by Anonymousreply 40February 16, 2023 12:31 AM

This song, from Rick & Morty, sang by recently disgraced & fired co-creator Justin Roiland, is weird, filthy, hilarious and infectious. I love it.

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by Anonymousreply 41February 16, 2023 12:34 AM

Led Zeppelin: "Travelling Riverside Blues"

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by Anonymousreply 42February 16, 2023 12:37 AM

Sheena Easton - Sugar Walls.

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by Anonymousreply 43February 16, 2023 12:37 AM

[quote]Prince and Sheila E. insisted the lyric was "We can FUNK until the dawn/Makin' love till cherry's gone."

Best troll job ever.

by Anonymousreply 44February 16, 2023 12:43 AM

Too bad DL fav Karen Carpenter didn’t record “Sugar Walls.”

by Anonymousreply 45February 16, 2023 12:48 AM

Here's my favorite from the the old, old days. Here's some of the lyrics:

[Quote]Said Miss Jones to old butcher Pete

[Quote]I want a piece of your good old meat

[Quote]You gotta give me some, oh give me some

[Quote]I crave your round steak, you gotta give me some

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by Anonymousreply 46February 16, 2023 12:54 AM

As far as noise rock goes, this song (based on the JonBenet Ramsey murder) has always struck me as particularly filthy, in the sense that it equates the performative nature of stripping with child beauty pageantry. Lines like "strip, baby, strip, for the soul of your mother, strip baby, strip for her life and "strip because you know you're worth nothing, strip, baby, strip, JonBenet" are supremely fucked up. That being said, the parallels are apt and somewhat powerful—a nasty and daring approach, and, arguably in poor taste—but again, she's not wrong. "FM Doll" stands for "Fuck-Me Doll".

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by Anonymousreply 47February 16, 2023 12:57 AM

She was really bombed

And I was really blown away

Until I asked her what she wanted

And this is what she had to say

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by Anonymousreply 48February 16, 2023 1:21 AM

I fucking love this one:

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by Anonymousreply 49February 16, 2023 1:26 AM

Liz Phair-Flower

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by Anonymousreply 50February 16, 2023 1:29 AM

Lavern Baker, Jackie Wilson - "Think Twice"

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by Anonymousreply 51February 16, 2023 1:37 AM

The winner!

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by Anonymousreply 52February 16, 2023 1:39 AM

Flower is the filthiest song on Exile in Guyville thought there's also "I'm a cunt in spring"

by Anonymousreply 53February 16, 2023 1:39 AM

How Many Licks- Lil Kim

by Anonymousreply 54February 16, 2023 1:43 AM

R45 she was dead by then from not eating food

by Anonymousreply 55February 16, 2023 1:57 AM

R25, it's funny how different forms of media have been used as euphemisms to get people together to fuck. Recently, it was Netflix and chilling; as you mentioned TV used to be the big new thing; before that it was "etchings."

by Anonymousreply 56February 16, 2023 2:15 AM

R35 makes a salient point, but music from New Orleans blows (pun intended¿) "nasty" rap competition away.

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by Anonymousreply 57February 16, 2023 2:17 AM

With the reply:

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by Anonymousreply 58February 16, 2023 2:17 AM

The Doors dirty version of Gloria.

by Anonymousreply 59February 16, 2023 2:20 AM

[quote]it's funny how different forms of media have been used as euphemisms to get people together to fuck. Recently, it was Netflix and chilling; as you mentioned TV used to be the big new thing; before that it was "etchings."

"Dance" was a big one in the 1950s. When white radio wouldn't play Etta James' "Roll With Me, Henry," she re-recorded it as "Dance With Me, Henry."

The followup was "Henry's Got Flat Feet" — "can't dance no more." A song about erectile dysfunction.

As far as filthy lyrics on the radio, do you think parents in the 1950s knew what "a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store" was about?

by Anonymousreply 60February 16, 2023 2:20 AM

Why'd Ya Do It - Marianne Faithfull

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by Anonymousreply 61February 16, 2023 5:19 AM

R60 No wonder those kids in Back to the Future were blasting it at the diner.

by Anonymousreply 62February 16, 2023 5:23 AM

Probably posted but Closer by Nine Inch Nails

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by Anonymousreply 63February 16, 2023 5:26 AM

Why you comin' home 5 in the morn'

Something's going on, can I smell yo dick?

Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool

So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

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by Anonymousreply 64February 16, 2023 5:33 AM

Golden Shower by MO$H.

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by Anonymousreply 65February 16, 2023 5:40 AM

Wild and Loose

If you have not seen this video, trust me it's worth a watch....extreme flashback to the past!

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by Anonymousreply 66February 16, 2023 5:45 AM

I'm surprised the classic Fuck The Pain Away by Peaches hasn't been mentioned:

by Anonymousreply 67February 16, 2023 8:01 AM

Sorry, messed up the link:

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by Anonymousreply 68February 16, 2023 8:02 AM

[quote]As far as filthy lyrics on the radio, do you think parents in the 1950s knew what "a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store" was about?

Well, you have to figure most of the fathers knew. It's not exactly subtle, plus many of them would have been in the military during the war and seen and heard it all.

by Anonymousreply 69February 16, 2023 10:35 AM

R67, see R19.

by Anonymousreply 70February 16, 2023 11:06 AM
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by Anonymousreply 71February 16, 2023 11:10 AM
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by Anonymousreply 72February 16, 2023 11:11 AM

It may not be properly filthyt, but "Mamma's Pearl" by the Jackson 5 is all about convincing a girl to fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 73February 17, 2023 4:03 AM

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by Anonymousreply 74February 17, 2023 4:20 AM

"Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew."

Good choice, but from the same album, I'd go with Dick Almighty. I got such a thrill from it when I was in high school. Lyrics:

[Intro] "What the fuck is your name, motherfucker?"

"Long Rod." "Fat Frank." "Stiff Peter Stiff, Stiff Peter."

"Imma let you guys in on a private personal part of my life and ladies, listen up, I may just save your relationship."

"They took a dick from California, transplanted that motherfucker to Washington D.C., and it fucked the nation!"

"And my greatest thrill is to bust my nuts in a bitch's mouth!"

"That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty"

[Fresh Kid Ice:] Dick the Almighty's of no surprise It'll fuck all the bitches, all shapes and size She'll climb a mountain, even run the block Just to kiss the head of this big black cock It'll tear the pussy open, causin' satisfaction The bitch won't leave, it's fatal attraction Dick's so powerful she'll kneel and pray Awaitin' her time, hopin' soon to slay

[Brother Marquis:] That dick will make a bitch cry When fuckin' a bitch that's tight inside That dick has got a spell on you Once it gets inside, you will act the fool That dick will make a bitch act cute Suck my dick, bitch, and make it puke Jump up on it, grab it like you want it If you could wear a dick, bitch you would flaunt it That dick! You might also like If You Believe in Having Sex 2 Live Crew Put Her in the Buck 2 Live Crew I Ain’t Bullshittin’ 2 Live Crew "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty"

[Fresh Kid Ice:] Bitches are the ones thinkin' dicks get soft They fucked one time and then got off Thinkin' it's slick just to ride the dick To make a nigga cum and then he'll quit But not the long one, I won't play that shit Put her ass in the buck and kill the clit It's 15" long, 8" thick Last name Almighty, first name is Dick

[Brother Marquis:] That dick is a motherfucker I can't be pussy-whipped by a dicksucker That dick would drive a bitch crazy Bitches wanna fuck when you're tired and lazy That dick sometimes cost you money Don't be blamed for a child that's not yours, dummy! That dick is a greedy bitch's dinner I let a bitch feed, before I go up in her That dick! "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty"

[Fresh Kid Ice:] Bitches go crazy after all-night fucks Startin' from the back then to the buck Since a good dick is hard to find I kill that pussy then fuck your mind Bitches like the dick, just claim defeat Forget the salad, just eat my meat They pay big dollars, cause it don't come free To spend time with the Dick the Almighty

[Brother Marquis:] That dick will make you cheat on your man Make you so freaky and hot in the ass That dick will make you hurt yourself When you don't have dick, you fingerfuck yourself That dick is an awful thing But you bulldagger bitches are fuckin' up the game Rubbin' belly to belly, and skin to skin Fuckin' like hell but ain't no dick goin' in That dick!

"Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty"

"When a woman is about to grab my private personal parts" "I want her to graaab my private personal parts" "Graaab my private personal parts"

"This record's dedicated to all you gals who don't appreciate us men enough 'A Hard Man is Good to Find'." "'A Hard Man is Good to Find'."

"That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty"

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by Anonymousreply 75February 17, 2023 5:16 AM

Jesus, sorry about the lyrics. It looked formatted when I put it on notepad before pasting here. It probably wasn't necessary anyway. But, if anyone want to see them, see the link.

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by Anonymousreply 76February 17, 2023 5:18 AM

[quote] Well let me tell ya this story about this broad A mother dyke, bull dagger rock smokin' dog Triple X rated, vulgar and explicit I'm talkin' bout da bitch I call hot twat Bridget Walkin round town, spreadin' my legs For any paid motherfucker who wants to get laid She's a Black & Decker pecker wrecker made out of skin She knocked at my door so I said come in Her nipples was erect, her twat was hot Just as I could rap she was on my jock Now this was suicide, I couldn't deny But this hoe could give me one hell of a ride She put on her night gown, got in the bed Her throat was so deep she swallowed my head She started to choke, when I released my load Cum was drippin' out of her noise all ova her clothes Cum was shootin' all around the room A drop hit her so hard it gave the bitch a bullet wound She opened her legs, raised her gown I was lucky I could swim cause I almost drained I didn't have a rubber, so instead I fuck the bitch with my naked head But then she turned me ova, and started to ride me She rode me like a horse I said woah Kemosabe?

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by Anonymousreply 77February 18, 2023 10:28 PM

mama's got a squeezebox.

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by Anonymousreply 78February 18, 2023 11:08 PM
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