Madonna, When The Face Filter Goes Wrong

MADge.

r1 Mad Madge or Cracker Aunty Entity

re-living the classics:

Insanity dancing.

She's not well. Elebentyfiffy signs in that video she is not well.

Her hips are old lady HUGE!!!!!!

Are you sure that’s not Carrot Top?

Daddy, I'm scared, hold me!

Rebooting Mask.

the light and ceiling is rather dirty... but maybe she's aiming for the grey gardens aesthetic

She’s not long for this world is she?

r11 nah, she'll probably live for decades....

The light is alabaster, not dirty.

She’s trolling us.

Where's Rosie O'Donnell?

Madonna must not have anything better to do with her time. She has a near $1 Billion dollar fortune & she seems to be losing it.

Hope she's going to be OK!

She's deranged. All that money and fame and she still hasn't had enough attention. Reminds me of obsessive cocksuckers who think the next one will be the ONE on which to end the madness.

R15. I’ve wondered the same. Where is Rosie O’Donnell? Certainly Rosie can see the madness.

Why does she have a giant fan in the crapper?

Put down the bottle of benzos and sleep it off, hun.

Interesting that some have mentioned Rosie. Are they still friends? Does Rosie even follow her on social media anymore? Rose rarely talks about M anymore. I feel like Rosie would be WTF to Madonna but maybe they are not that close (or not even close anymore) to have that kind of discussion.

The last time Rosie spoke about her she said that she called her to tell her to stop with her Covid shit. Debbie Mazer went after too.

She looks like she's starring in a remake of The Picture of Dorian Gray...as the picture

r21 most of her circle has abandoned her years ago. . . even on semi-good terms, they exist on the peripheral until she has need of them. It's one sided relationship. . . and you really, think she would drag out these old cows with her in public to remind people she's an old cow, too?

That bathroom looks like a shooting gallery.

When Christopher was interviewed by Howard Stern for his book on Madonna, he said that Rosie was "crazy" and Madonna wasn't that close to her anymore, for what it's worth.

Even Rosie admitted that she’s crazy. Rosie is pals with Stern and has been for some time.

Madonna wants nothing to do with people her own age. It’s why she gets dumber and dumber. She began watching Rick snd Morty and posting the alien sperm lady bs because her druggie bf exposed her to it.

I guess she’s trying to prove she can still perform? It isn’t working. Her moves are slow and stiff. This is sad. Why is she always in her bathroom? If she wants to boost sales for her concert then show the prep work - Staging or actual rehearsal. Not this.

^^^^ exactly ! The bathroom ? What kind of a hinky small apart is she living in .

r29 away from the kids and frequent place where druggie parents get high... they all have at least one space that is off-limits to the kids.

R31 that woman is adorable. But I get it! LOL!

R22 "Debbie Mazer"?

r32 the choreography could use some work, but honestly, I think she's more fluid than madge...

Shaka, when the walls fell down!

I’ve changed my mind and I’m here for it. All of it.

It’s punk rock and it’s tragic.

She’s held our attention.

Oh how cute she thinks 2004 is relevant?

*2005

Don’t come for me, R17. And that’s the opposite of what I usually say!

r13 I was talking about the rim, dear. It could be the quality of the vid but in many of her tiktoks... it all seems quite dingy but at least she's cleared up some clutter from the floor. I guess she had some spoons to spare... I don't think she lets housekeeping in there.

[quote] Why does she have a giant fan in the crapper?

“Just give me a faaan! It’s unbelievable. I can’t even think to answer a question!”

In the bathroom again I see.

90? This woman is my assisted living spirit animal !!!

If this is Kristen I don't recognize her. I figured it was Nadège du Bospertus transed into a middle aged Puerto Rican man doing drag.

But I think its some scenester I don't know The skin is pretty young.

She left no crumbs, mama! Hunty boots down! Forever my bias!

r44

The face filter cannot correctly identify her facial features because of the patriarchy!

She always has to show that she doesn’t have grey roots.

Buffalo Bill

Can’t wait for her tour to start (so she won’t have the time and energy to post these gruesome instagram clips and selfies).

I really get the impression that Madonna doesn't leave the confines of her master suite except to leave the house. I can't see her hanging out in a living area watching tv/movies with her kids or cooking a meal surrounded by her family. This bitch is a weird version of Norma Desmond.

That it. Soemone cloned Madonna. They knew her high iq exuded perfection and couldn't take it. This is not the Madge that mom played her records growing up, that I watched on MTV in the 90s and aughts.

Will the real Madonna please stand up?

R51 If you can't say something nice....

come sit next to me.

[quote] This is not the Madge that mom played her records growing up, that I watched on MTV in the 90s and aughts.

Exactly what I’m feeling. She isn’t the woman she was even 5 years ago, much less 10 or 15. She would never have been seen routinely humiliating herself. She was totally in control of herself and she had a fierce work ethic. What happened? Has she given up on new music beyond those 2 minute shitty remixes she’s been spewing out? What about her charity work? She’s totally imploded in herself, lost her mind and all she seems to have left is this incredibly misplaced narcissism focused on her body?

Sad times.

Yes it's Buffalo Bill. Someone even did it on the reface thread.

Remember those diva cunt years.

Lolz, now that interviewer would laugh at Madge

Her face went downhill after Ivo Pitanguy died. I remember when she used to "vacation" on his island.

So young.

R58 Madonna, the Menopause Years.

What is this [R22] ? What Covid shit? I

Pitanguy was a genius!

Looks like she's using the BrendaD Ickson crayola/plasticine/red clay filter at OP's link. Instagram has an account called BD_unleashed where BrendaD's filtered photos are placed next to unfiltered ones from the same event. Is there a Madonna version?

[quote] Can’t wait for her tour to start (so she won’t have the time and energy to post these gruesome instagram clips and selfies).

People post for her. Ricardo Gomes photoshops then. They follow her with a camera 24/7. She hired people. Even has a lighting crew.

[quote] What about her charity work?

She was just in Malawi. It’s a front for the Kabbalah Center. She’s now under investigation for human trafficking.

Is she a Madonna fan?

[quote] This bitch is a weird version of Norma Desmond.

Yes, she's reached the point where Norma Desmond looked kind of normal compared to her.

She's just like a regular person having a night in and getting drunk.

Ham girl

I don't feel like Madonna has any friends left. None that are honest with her, that is.

R71 - I wonder if she cut out Debi and Rosie after they both criticised her Covid stance? Or maybe they had enough of her?

What was her Covid stance ? Kabbalah water cured it ?

Crazy is as crazy does and man is this bitch CrAzY !

How was her tour insured? She looks like shit, out of shape, those ass implants are going to cause more issues as the tour continues, and she is obviously hooked on something and that addiction is not going to just go away when the tour starts. People already have their knives out for her and those knives are just going to be sharpened as the tour continues. And we all know she reads those reviews. They will be even more crushing this time.

crazy b1tch susan tyrell filter?

R72 she was promoting that nutty Dr Stella and the hydroxychloroquine bs for a while

The bleached blonde frizzy style--and now red hair--is revolting.

Damn the fillers in her face need to settle down.

First TikTok by a seamonkey

If the aliens look like that we for sure will be scared shitless.

Madonna has never had any true friends. She’s borderline. Even had a song about it.

Madonna has never had any true friends. She’s borderline. Even recorded a song about it.

How long before she tries this look?

[quote]She’s borderline. Even had a song about it.

Haha, is R81 Julie Brown? :P

Madonna is an aging sociopath. Let her destruct.

There a line in a Father John Misty song that goes, "Narcissus would've had a field day if he could've gone online"... This is what he meant.

😂😂😂😂

r86- That is my guy!

The Memo- A great song.

Eh this is actually fun looking, at least she's not naked rubbing her puss.

Shouldn't she be coming out of a well and saying "7 days" ?

I didn't know she was trying out for Children of the Corn 3

When you order from wish.com 😂

That is one smacked out gacked granny

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

She hasn't had friends for decades, r71, according to her brother: Asking those around her who was the sexiest/most beautiful person/who they'd want to sleep with more than anyone else in the whole world and them all (except for Christopher) naming her. They helped create a monster. What I really want to know is if she still plays that game - would anyone give her the answers she wants now?

Rocky Horror remake.

Doom Patrol realness.

I'm not religious, but I'm beginning to wonder if Madonnas bathroom is a hellmouth of sorts.