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Cumming Attractions

What's the weirdest thing you've had a sexual partner say or do as they were cumming?

What do you find hot?

Is there such thing as a good orgasm face or is it always bound to be a bit ugly?

by Anonymousreply 6February 12, 2023 2:52 PM

OP is a virgin, I assume.

by Anonymousreply 1February 11, 2023 11:12 PM

I’ve posted this before, but this nerdy guy did a T-minus countdown to his ejaculation, but he majorly mistimed it.

Another guy who was into being edged (but always came too fast for his own liking) used to refer to his penis as its own entity: “it’s coming!” Or, “oh hell, just let it come then.” He’d also be mad & say Dammit afterwards.

But the weirdest was this guy who claimed to have OCD & couldn’t talk dirty, so he sounded like a Victorian gentleman when I’d blow him: “my genitalia is very erect” was the main thing I remember him saying, but everything sexual that he talked about sounded really stilted.

by Anonymousreply 2February 12, 2023 7:59 AM

r1 Just building a consensus, whore.

by Anonymousreply 3February 12, 2023 10:39 AM

SURRENDER DOROTHY!

by Anonymousreply 4February 12, 2023 12:34 PM

Time to chow down!!! And NOW!’

by Anonymousreply 5February 12, 2023 2:20 PM

One of my bfs was usually pretty quiet during sex and when he bottomed he'd look me straight in the eyes but wouldn't say much, just the occasional moan of pleasure. One day when I was fucking him, he stared me in the eyes and said 'you've got me wide open'.

I came about 10 seconds later.

by Anonymousreply 6February 12, 2023 2:52 PM
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