How to seduce my therapist?

It usually starts with “am I a nymphomaniac?” In every porno I’ve ever seen. Of course, so many sessions are Zoom these days.

Only if you want him to push the emergency button to alert the police, OP.

You'd be engaging in disorderly conduct with a side of lewd and lascivious conduct.

How about a casserole?

Red lingerie.

The key, OP, is for you to get the therapist to pull out his dick first. If he does that, you're home free.

You'll die crazy.

Are you hot?

Therapist = The rapist. Just a single space between the two, so it shouldn't be that hard. No pun intended.

Tell him you are cock crazy and only a hard dick in your mouth will calm you down, I'm sure he'll accommodate you...

You need to see an Analrapist.

Better link, I hope.

Freud has entered the chat

Honey, even if you masturbate in front of him he’s not gonna see your tiny cocklet under the folds of blubber hanging over your gunt.

aren't you just a walking and talking cliche

Tell the therapist, "I'm just so horny all the time!" as you start rubbing your visible bulge.

Offer him an extra $200 bucks an hour.

Present hole.

OP - it might work but lead up to it. First, you'll need a HUGE BEAUTIFUL COCK. Then tell him you want to talk about your penis and how it's complicated to live with it. Tell him he really wouldn't understand how fabulous it is unless he sees it for real.

If you have a boring or small cock, give up your daydream. It will never happen.

If he's older than you, coquettishly mention your daddy issues.

If he's younger than you, coquettishly ask if he has daddy issues.

Either way, expect all his friends and colleagues to hear (and laugh) about your attempted seduction.

I wank, therefore I am.

Walk into your next session carrying Lacan's 'Four Fundamental Concepts of Psychoanalysis' and tell him your mussy is wet.

R21- 🤣

Of course, you can masterbate in front of him - it's highly encouraged!

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[quote]How to seduce my therapist?

Amateur!

I wonder if former porn performer Jason Branch, who’s now working as a therapist, has ever been seduced during a therapy session?

Your therapist doesn’t do fatties, op

[quote] Of course, you can masterbate in front of him

Oh, DEAR!