Bryan Johnson: Tech billionaire determined not to age

Help me, please...

--Madame X

Not a billionaire - but yeah being obsessed with being young. Definitely a rich gay man.

Nope! Straight -- a wife and three kids.

I work for a tech company and the guys in the C suite (all white males under 50) spam Slack with their posts about “bio hacking”. They all look terrible - gaunt with crazy eyes. I guess when you have so much money you really don’t want to die like the plebs. One guy lives in a cold looking glass house in Colorado, eats a ghastly all raw diet and does not heat his house choosing instead to heat his body with some type of breathing - Win Hoff?? Something like that. I can honestly say my dog and I are warmer, better fed and happier in our little house and we are as likely to exceed our life expectancy as rich tech dude is.

Shame about that face…

Is she transitioning

Someone should warn him not to got to Madonna's plastic surgeon.

Bet he dies in a plane crash.

Poor thing. He started 30 years too late.

Leave Tilda Swinton alone!

^ Also, if he has that much money, maybe pay for some pigment.

Old news, OP. The ladies of 'The View' discussed this guy weeks ago.

r12, not everyone here watches your stupid henfest.

R13 Yes they do. And if they don't, still - old news. Very old news. As old as Bryan Johnson - and that's rather old.

Does he have a blood boy? If he doesn't have a blood boy, he isn't serious.

Smirky, pasty and undernourished.

There are no unattractive billionaires. That is the rule.

What am I, chopped liver?

Not only am I rich and ageless, I'm handsome and horse hung.

Guess what Bryan,your going to die anyway. Nobody gets out of here alive. The body is nice but OY! that face .And that awful hair.

No. You don't look 18. You look like you are transitioning.

Turning into Eric Stoltz reverses aging?

How old is he now?

"Does he have a blood boy? If he doesn't have a blood boy, he isn't serious."

Is your name Armand?

I know Bryan, we were friends when he was going through a life-threatening depression and was barely able to function. Then he met a young woman and fell in love and presto! depression disappeared. Like most people who can only exist in extremes, he went from wanting to end his life to never wanting to die.

I'd fuck him, but if he thinks he's reversing the aging process he's nuts.

It's so weird to me zillionaires want to live forever. I think it has much more to do with egotism than with actually enjoying life so much theyw ant to stick around. They are convinced the world cannot exist without them.

Eww.

Having a pony tail is so hip and young at heart.

Nice looking guy, but the house in the background is ugly as fuck.

I couldnt imagine going to this extreme, and dont have the wealth. You can get 90% of the results just by living reasonably healthy and not smoking, drinking, etc, not eating a lot of deep fried crap and most of all exercising. ll that medical shit would freak me right out, just as well cos I couldnt afford it anyway

David Sinclair, a tenured professor of genetics at Harvard Medical School has been doing something similar for several years now. Apparently outside of eating very healthy, the best thing you can do to increase your longevity is ongoing intermittent fasting.

This link is to a recent interview he did with Andrew Huberman, a neuroscientist. I just listened to it a few weeks ago. It's just over 2 hours long if you are interested and have the time. It's actually very interesting and informative.

Very recently, during 2022?, wasn't there research results that intermittent fasting does NOTHING good.

Why would I want to live longer. People keep getting more and more stupid. The idiocy explosion during the pandemic taught me not to fear death. I've got maybe 30 years left, I can't imagine how stupid the general population will be by then.

Bryan is a nice looking guy - I'd fuck him if he'd let me,

BTW, he was born on August 22, 1977 - he's 45 today.

Clearly, Johnson is a longtime DLer because whatever his "science" tell him, he looks every bit of his 45 years old. Actually, he has that slightly artificial look of someone who is actually older, but looks good. He looks more like he's in his early 50s, but does "youth" treatments like skin peels and derm abrasion, rather than a 45 year old.

Either way, he's deluding himself if he thinks he looks any younger than his actual age of 45.

53 year old Paul Rudd looks much younger than he does.

Just harvest the blood of teen boys. Duh!!!!!!

R29- I listen to their conversation last year, And while interesting, there are some significant gaps still. This is all still very much in the realm of speculative science. True age reversal, at the individual level, is going to be much more invasive than changing eating patterns.

Optimally, we stay functionally mobile and mentally cognizant as long as possible. That is still almost entirely determined by genetics.

And I'm saying this tentatively, because I know it's basically inviting trolls, but on a cultural/societal level, optimal life expectancy is primarily achieved through access to healthy food and a safe, stable living environment (i.e. minimal lead, asbestos, etc. and a sense of purpose within a community.)

How's he going to cover those ageing hands? No matter how many face lifts, skin peels you have the hands are the part of your body that show your real age. (He looks creepy).

This isn't going to turn out well.

I see a strong resemblance here.

And who can deny the importance of a good moisturizing regimen?

R30 If you're going to live to 150, it wasn't that long ago.

It puts the lotion on is a joke that never ages. I always get a big laugh. That image is singularly creepy and memorable.

My goal is to remain physically healthy, mentally sharp and reasonably active and mobile for 20 years after I retire at age 67. After age 87 I will be more than willing to go.

R42 sounds like a plan. I'm gonna try for much the same

For you, R41.

Who is this lesbian? And why is she so wealthy?

r45 shhh you will wake Ellen.

[quote] Why I Am Spending Millions To Be 18 Again

Because you're delusional Blanche! YA ARE, YA ARE DELUSIONAL!!

Sounds as useful as most of the things these tech clowns do.

He should be spending his money on a bigger penis.

I couldn’t care less about the size of his penis.

It’s always these dude bro loser tech cunts who think they “deserve” to live forever.

Well, if anyone “deserved” to live forever, it would have been Jimmy Carter.

Watched the Netflix doc last night. How boring and pointless. He's estranged from two of his three children whilst describing himself as the happiest he's ever been. Giant narcissist who almost seems to want to fuck his own son. Doesn't appear to want to do anything if it's not filmed for "likes." Being neurotic to the max doesn't seem like living to me, but have at it.

He looks like shit...and trans.

To be fair, R52, he’s estranged from his two younger children because he left the Mormon religion. He’s close to his eldest child because he, too, left the religion. I think more highly of him for making this choice.

Trans?

Okay but what parent would be the "happiest they've ever been" whilst being estranged from 2/3 of their children, regardless of the reasoning?

[quote] Trans?

He's a jacked Tilda Swinton (look at the OP's pic).

She wears nail polish too

For the love of god what is wrong with this man.

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I know his type

Well, there's your blood boy right there. Also this is incest.

R60 If it weren't for the subtle but noticeable facial resemblance between the two, I would be convinced that they weren't actually related at all, and were trolling the public as a stunt.

Asides from the dick-measuring contest and the multiple homoerotic photoshoots, check out the unfatherly way he's gazing at his son during this interview.

The father looks like shit.

He received blood from his son to test if receiving blood plasma from his teenage son will make an improvement in his biomarkers. The difference was actually negligible because he is already likely at his peak condition. However he gave blood to his own 70 year old father and the improvement was significant.