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Kyle Krieger gets a butch new look!

Apparently he wants to start having more sex.

Have at him, hoes!

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by Anonymousreply 66June 17, 2023 8:07 PM

who?

by Anonymousreply 1February 11, 2023 4:16 AM

Wheux?, part deux

by Anonymousreply 2February 11, 2023 4:23 AM

Is this a woman?

by Anonymousreply 3February 11, 2023 4:24 AM

Nice body, but the looks are starting to go a little...and the voice.

by Anonymousreply 4February 11, 2023 5:44 AM

Shitty etch-a-sketch tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 5February 11, 2023 6:48 AM

If she's going to charge $20/month I expect to see cock and hole. I can see a lot more for a lot less with some other whores on the OF platform.

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by Anonymousreply 6February 17, 2023 3:08 PM

That same stupid shaved sides haircut that all the cool gays have. The fade.

Do they not notice that they all look the same?

I live in an area with a high concentration of gay men. I'd say 85% of them have the exact same haircut. It's noticeable because it is so specific.

Just like when they were all running around with that brushed up poof in the front. It had a name, but I'm too old to remember.

Which is why I am too old to revere trendy haircuts.

by Anonymousreply 7February 17, 2023 4:16 PM

that only thing more awful than that haircut is his voice.

by Anonymousreply 8February 17, 2023 4:26 PM

They start talking and it ruins everything.

by Anonymousreply 9February 17, 2023 4:35 PM

[quote]Have at him, hoes!

Jesus Christ you are retarded.

by Anonymousreply 10February 17, 2023 4:36 PM

Absolutely no-one knows who this man is.

by Anonymousreply 11February 17, 2023 7:48 PM

R6...now if Taylor had 'an' O/Fans page........

by Anonymousreply 12February 17, 2023 7:51 PM

He's incredibly handsome and he looks good with or without a beard.

I've shaved my beard off once in 20 years only to discover that my chin had apparently withered and died on the vine from lack of sunshine. It took months to grow back to a length where I didn't feel ugly and embarrassed.

by Anonymousreply 13February 17, 2023 8:00 PM

What a waste of 7 minutes. He researched a fucking look. He came up with a porn-tashe.

by Anonymousreply 14February 17, 2023 8:03 PM

And I've seen that tattoo, the tree line on his forearm on a LOT of guys in the past few years. And while I don't dislike it, I don't love it as a tattoo. I actually had a design like that with mountains behind it painted on a kayak a long time ago, so every time I see it, I think "ah! You look just like my kayak!!"

by Anonymousreply 15February 17, 2023 8:05 PM

Is Dollar Shave Club going to deepen his voice and pin his arms down so he can't do all that fluttery gesturing? Because if not, the butch makeover is only going to work until people meet him in person.

by Anonymousreply 16February 17, 2023 8:12 PM

I like muscle-y, butch looking guy with the floppy arms and girly voices. There's something about the discordance between their looks and behaviors that I think is adorable. Like big ole girly hairy bears. Love them!!

by Anonymousreply 17February 17, 2023 8:15 PM

It's too bad good looking guys like this tarnish their bodies with tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 18February 17, 2023 10:56 PM

r18...72 yo.

by Anonymousreply 19February 18, 2023 1:14 AM

Butch?! Hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 20February 18, 2023 1:53 AM

In the 70s gays with short hair, mustaches, wearing tank tops, jeans and combat boots were called clones. Yes, they all basically looked the same, but I thought there was some irony in calling them clones because they were all really a bunch of muscle-y Mary's and I thought it was funny, the juxtaposition of these ultra macho men who were super queeny and didn't give a fuck. They were subverting the traditional ideas of masculinity and to call them "clones" when they were actually pretty radical makes me laugh.

I love dudes like that. Kyle's a clone.

Bring back the clones!

by Anonymousreply 21February 18, 2023 6:07 AM

Hi R12 - ask and ye shall receive. For only $9.99/month I'll gladly show you my hard penis! Thanks for your interest in supporting me!

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by Anonymousreply 22February 18, 2023 3:14 PM

This does not deserve its own thread.

by Anonymousreply 23February 18, 2023 3:19 PM

That hurts my feelings, R23

by Anonymousreply 24February 18, 2023 3:55 PM

Has DL seen this dude's dick?

by Anonymousreply 25February 18, 2023 4:00 PM

Repulsive

by Anonymousreply 26February 18, 2023 4:04 PM

R25 - the link is old but the photos are real.

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by Anonymousreply 27February 18, 2023 4:27 PM

R22, you’ve done Gods work. I assume no sex acts? I’ll save my pennies for a months viewing. Cheers🍑

by Anonymousreply 28February 18, 2023 7:26 PM

This could have been a text.

by Anonymousreply 29February 18, 2023 9:58 PM

I subscribed (just for one month) so you don't have to. IF you genuinely find this guy attractive, it might be worth it. It was much more explicit than I was anticipating. He's having full on sex with "collaborators" in some of the videos. It's not straightforward OnlyFans porn, but you do catch genuine glimpses of blowjobs, penetration etc. It's done somewhat artfully, too... as far as these things go.

Beware, he doesn't always leave content up in perpetuity, which feels a touch shady to me when one is paying for month's long access, but that's his call.

But, as impressive has his physique is, I find something about him deeply unsexy. And, no, it's not his queeny tone or his Droopy the Dog speech impediment. In fact, I find masc-presenting guys with queeny voices kind of hot. Also, there is something odd going on with his face. I don't know if it's the effect of steroids/HGH or some kind of cosmetic surgery, but his face/jawline is starting to take on a Tom of Finland cartoon-come-to-life structure that is odd to my eyes.

by Anonymousreply 30June 13, 2023 5:46 AM

Who is this individual?

by Anonymousreply 31June 13, 2023 5:56 AM

Who is this dim bitch?

by Anonymousreply 32June 13, 2023 7:35 AM

I don’t know who he is!

by Anonymousreply 33June 13, 2023 7:41 AM

Who's this douche?

by Anonymousreply 34June 13, 2023 11:32 AM

Who the hell is Kyle Krieger?

He's cute with a nice body but little personality.

And R7, where do you live with the "high concentration of gay men?"

I'm single, and I want to meet a man.

by Anonymousreply 35June 13, 2023 11:37 AM

[quote]Bring back the clones!

Don't you mean "Send in the clones?"

by Anonymousreply 36June 13, 2023 11:42 AM

He's a hairdresser, brother of a professional women's soccer player, amateur filmmaker, former crystal meth addict, "influencer" and now professional pornographer. What's so hard to follow?

by Anonymousreply 37June 13, 2023 12:16 PM

tough crowd. Jealousy and envy are ugly emotions. I'd love to 'rate' the nasty posters here, guessing mostly solid 2's and 3's.

by Anonymousreply 38June 13, 2023 12:30 PM

....and Kyle Krueger enters the chat!

by Anonymousreply 39June 13, 2023 12:51 PM

R38 Is this you? You look like an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 40June 13, 2023 12:53 PM

I’m not impressed with his nipples.

by Anonymousreply 41June 13, 2023 12:56 PM

R38 - since you're here, Kyle, any truth to the HGH or steroids?

by Anonymousreply 42June 13, 2023 12:57 PM

R35

Cape Cod.

You can probably get laid but it's less likely you'll find a husband, so it depends on what you want to meet a man for.

by Anonymousreply 43June 13, 2023 1:15 PM

bitter queens- you do not wear it well.

by Anonymousreply 44June 13, 2023 1:19 PM

R38 R44 / Kyle - Guessing your OF is doing pretty well? Out of curiosity, has it become your primary income source?

by Anonymousreply 45June 13, 2023 2:52 PM

Maybe should invest in some DGH.

by Anonymousreply 46June 13, 2023 3:04 PM

He was a hairdresser that got a huge Insta following - then veered into full-on "influencer" territory and now he's a whore, darlin'.

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by Anonymousreply 47June 13, 2023 3:29 PM

The vacuousness, it burns.

by Anonymousreply 48June 13, 2023 3:31 PM

The mustache-only trend wasn't cute forty-five years ago, and it isn't now. On anyone.

by Anonymousreply 49June 13, 2023 4:26 PM

He reminds me a lot of Dan Levy (not just the look but the general attitude, mannerisms, everything). Is that the new clone template?

by Anonymousreply 50June 13, 2023 4:42 PM

Are the Only Fans videos made in the Air stream? Pretty cramped when sharing the space with a big puppy as well.

by Anonymousreply 51June 13, 2023 6:40 PM

"I want to become more sexual". Well no shit, now your primary income is Onlyfans so you have to whore out for content.

I'm not hating on him, make that money. But the pretense as if this wasn't about trying to make more money on Onlyfans was hilarious to me.

by Anonymousreply 52June 13, 2023 6:46 PM

Ain't NOBODY jealous of a dime-a-dozen Instaho. Life's too short. HOWEVER, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...it's a vapid douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 53June 14, 2023 11:00 AM

Tell me you're behind on your rent without telling me you're behind on your rent.

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by Anonymousreply 54June 15, 2023 7:55 PM

He might be doing okay. I didn't realize he had such a large social following. The guy has 2 million followers on IG. And he's charging $20/mo for his slutblog. If he just converted 1% of his IG followers to subscribers, he'd be clearing $400k/mo. That's wild.

by Anonymousreply 55June 15, 2023 8:01 PM

There are people out there making BIG money on Onlyfans, if you have been a big following it is way more lucrative than anything else you could do. Sex sells.

by Anonymousreply 56June 15, 2023 8:03 PM

What % does OnlyFans (the company) retain?

by Anonymousreply 57June 15, 2023 8:05 PM

Onlyfans takes 20% of the revenue, leaving 80% to the creator.

This discussion reminds me of a post recently where Max Emerson and his boyfriend Andres were talking about watching all their friends become rich on OF while they are left behind.

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by Anonymousreply 58June 15, 2023 8:15 PM

If he wants to be an OF whore, good for him. But unless he's explicitly showing both hole and pole it's not worth the money for this "upscale artsy" content. There are hotter guys showing a lot more for a lot less.

by Anonymousreply 59June 16, 2023 3:36 PM

huh?

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by Anonymousreply 60June 16, 2023 3:39 PM

NYC DLers can book a haircut with Kyle for $175. Unclear what additional "special services" are part of that fee.

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by Anonymousreply 61June 16, 2023 3:49 PM

$175?? That's a lot for a men's / short cut... even in Manhattan.

by Anonymousreply 62June 17, 2023 3:22 AM

No one is afraid of looking very, very shallow anymore. It's kind of shocking.

by Anonymousreply 63June 17, 2023 4:45 AM

I looked at his twitter and its pretty explicit. Cock sucking and fucking. He is trying to still make 'storylines' like giving the guys he has sex with haricuts etc but I bet within 6 months that will fully fall off and he will just go full gay pornstar level. So many you tubers are doing it now. He has a video with former DL fav Ethan Heathcote.

by Anonymousreply 64June 17, 2023 8:21 AM

Agreed, R64. Though he did graduate from film school in LA so he's an "artist" with a point of view. And that current point of view is Ethan's nutsack slapping his chin.

by Anonymousreply 65June 17, 2023 3:02 PM

^mmmmmm sounds yummy!

by Anonymousreply 66June 17, 2023 8:07 PM
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