I fucked a hot Latino nurse in the gender neutral single occupancy restroom at my office building this afternoon

This sounds like it was written by a frau. Ma’am, you need to step up your pussy if you’re gonna write for the gays.

Last I checked, I am gay man r1

Fucking a male nurse isn't something that's ordinarily bragged about.

I’m not bragging r3

I’m trying to relieve my ennui

And what do you have against nurses? If he had been a doctor would it have enhanced my story?

Was his name ESTeban, by any chance?

^ I like it when a troll workshops his elaborate scenarios.

R5 Voltaire said puns were the death of humor, but your comment amused me for 1/2 a second

R6 I don’t make up stories I tell my real life experiences. What’s the point, if otherwise?

OP attended the George Santos School of Creative Trolling.

Anyone else getting a Brian Kinney vibe here?

I would never fuck a fat ass like George Santos r8

I try to only fuck hot guys, and I’m usually successful 95% of the time

R9 I had to google Brian Kinney

The UK edition of QUEER AS FOLK was a masterpiece

The US edition was an abomination and it’s fans were morons

It's "its fans," bud.

Fuck, OP, paragraphs! Jesus!

And why would you take a viagra when he’s a couple of minutes away? It wouldn’t work that quickly.

Dear Penthouse,

R12 I don’t care enough to proof read my responses that are fucked up by autocorrect. You got what I meant.

R13 viagra works on me within a few minutes. I have had numerous sexual encounters where I popped a viagra in my car before unlocking the door to find my date ass up on their living room floor. Or else I didn’t need it at the beginning. I was pretty turned on by him. Paragraphs take too much work. This isn’t a letter to grandma.

You sound like a complete douche, OP.

A latinx presented hole to any low life that comes across her path? Surely you jest.

Thanks for posting, Congressman Santos.

[quote]This isn’t a letter to grandma.

Well, that is a relief.

R17 Racist. He is high class Latin hole, who is married, owns his own home, works out and is highly, though not overly, groomed.

Is he also a superhero/lawyer/fashion model/quarterback of the San Francrisco 69ers?

Well I believe the OP. He types like a manly top. His responses are focused, deliberate and to the point. I'd meet him in a corporate bathroom and bottom for him anytime.

He has 3 books on the NY Times best seller list and has found the cure for cancer while working with underprivileged children in Paris while riding a rocket to Mars.

Highly doubtful r21

You are quite a racist.

Are you hot r22?

Please link your Instagram or Twitter name.

And which city are you in?

Here's my link:

#superhotfitnesmodel14inchesinyourbutthole/mouth/yourboyfriendsbutthole/@gofuckyourself.com

Yawn.

You have a tragic life OP, but clearly don't possess the intellect to understand it to be so.

I'm swooning with the sheer romance of it all!

Life in the big city sounds so glamorous and exciting!

I’m just grateful OP mentioned the linoleum.

Every little detail matters!

OP is George Santos

Sir, This Is A Wendy's...

Describe why you think my life is tragic r28

I believe OP had this encounter. It's gritty with believable details like the flat poppers.

Look queens, throw out the poppers when they go flat. They sell them for 12 bucks right across the street from Four Seasons Landscaping.

And the detail about the loose hole is more than accurate. The whores who are hooking up on Sniffies are more than likely sex addicts. The bottom probably had already fucked three other anonymous tops by the time OP slid his hard cock into the bottom's decaying, aging, polluted hole.

And on top of it all, OP ate out this queen's hole, which probably gave our boy shigella.

He'll figure this out within a day or two, when he starts shitting blood once the pathogen has firmly taken root in his GI tract.

Has he texted you anything clingy yet, post encounter?

R35 I’ve eaten upwards of 1,000 holes and I’ve been sick once…with a very rare South American amoeba. But that was at International Mr. Leather Stadium in Chicago and guys all over the works had flown. It was hell, but flagyl cured me, and chowing down on men’s assholes is the reason that I was born. Everything in life is a risk, and I’m not letting fear rule my life.

R36, he messaged me afterward to say “so hot, let’s do this again”. Maybe. I don’t plan hook ups. There’s an endless supply of bottoms and he’ll have to catch me in the right circumstances.

Sorry miss, I've got troubles of my own.

[quote] I kissed him on the forehead and I let myself put, because he needed to expel my load before he went home to his husband.

Why would you have sex with someone who’s married? This is confusing.

*clutches pearls*

Are you a gay man r39?

If so, you should know.

And if you aren’t a gay man, then you are a dumb cunt. Go back princess of England threads.

mmhmm hmm we get ur a whore op

OP, your comment about "not planning hookups" speaks to your addiction and narcissism.

That you can't even be bothered to plan a meeting with a potential sexy partner, speaks to how you see other gay men. You might want to check out the movie "Shame" about sex addiction. You're behaving just like the addict.

To you, men are completely disposable and nothing more than a warm hole. Why not just invest in a fleshlight and save yourself some time?

Also, there is a resurgence of shigella. Be careful out there and maybe use a dental dam, or some shit.

^ lol

You are a gay incel r43

Thank you for your advice

Still laughing at the “dental dam”

I’m forwarding this thread to my friends

Dear Nifty...

R44 OP, I'm going to see my fuckbuddy tomorrow night.

How does that make me a "gay incel"?

you fucked a trans?

i'm confused.

Sure you are r47

Are you going to break out a fresh dental dam tomorrow night?

I would never fuck a disgusting tranny r48

He was a MALE nurse, with cock, that I didn’t pay much attention to this afternoon

Trans restrooms are the new Airplane lavatory.

No I swallow. 🍆

R49 We typically don't eat ass but I would if it turned him on. But it doesn't do much for either of us so it's off the menu, so to speak. But since we're friends and intimate partners, I know how often he gets tested for sexually transmitted diseases and he would certainly tell me if he had a major GI bug.

Look kiddo, I know you feel like your immune to stds. But trust me, your number will be up with the way you're behaving with these random strangers on the app that's known for men with the highest rates of sti transmission.

A lot of those Sniffies dudes are partying. That means they're getting high, fucking multiple random men without protection, and making the current std rates skyrocket.

Try to protect the rest of us and use a condom every once and a while.

You are really invested in this thread, and me, aren’t you r53

Once again, thank you for your advice

Was there an evil twin with an eyepatch?

R54 Look babe. You keep responding to my comments so I'm replying back.

Sorry I shed light on the true nature of your behavior and twisted psychology.

I'll leave your thread and go hang out elsewhere since you don't want me here.

Have fun with that shigella!

OP plagiarized Mamie Van Doren, R31.

" We slid on Mother’s waxed linoleum, struggling for traction and handholds".

What a shitty liar.

OP next time collaborate with Greg. Incorporating a recipe into this story would make it slightly interesting.

[quote] chowing down on men’s assholes is the reason that I was born

How vivid.

Sad, depressing and pathological if true. Sad, depressing and pathological if untrue.

I thank the sweet Lord I’m highly sexual but psychologically balanced.

You are all basically horrible people.

Whenever a guy posts about sex on DL, the comments inevitably turn to disease.

The PTSD of the old timers is obvious, despite the reality in 2023 of prep, regular screening for STIs and the miracle of antibiotics

[quote] He said more than one time that he was done, only his ass was contradicting was his mouth was saying.

So you’re a rapist.

Is life a banquet, OP?

Yes, it is r64

If you consciously choose to make that way

We are all going so die soon…so you might as well make your life as interesting as possibly, rather than letting fear rule your life and watching Golden Girls reruns

R63 Setting aside the fact that OP is a disease vector, the other part that jumped out to me was the lack of consent.

The bottom said stop but OP kept going.

OP is a Cosby-esque dirt bag.

It's no surprise that he can't find a regular fuckbuddy.

You took Viagra and huffed poppers (even weak ones)? Keep that up and one day your trick will be leaving you on the floor dead.

Op is 75% of these posts, you loom over this thread like a seacow from Brooklyn.

R66 he said “I think I’m done”. I pulled out. But he then drove his hole deep on my cock and grabbed my hip to encourage harder thrusts. Have you topped in the last decade or is your critique only theoretical?

R67 I’m in excellent shape. If I die, I’ll doing what I love, fucking a hot guys ass. Fear doesn’t rule my life.

R68 I’m answering the posts made by others. You can always block the thread if that’s objectionable to you.

Good god you are a horrible writer, OP. What is your native language?

I don't understand why you're telling us this. What does this have to do with any of us?

Troll

I’m on EFX at the gym . I’m not doing to correct any errors for Datalounge while I’m doing cardio r70

You got what I meant and your outrage is amusing

[quote] His ass was hairless but loose.

Yuk.

[quote] This ass had considerable mileage on it.

Double yuk.

We saw the almost identical EST last year. Snore.

Link r75

"outrage?" R73 Mkay Perhaps you don't know what that word means, either. Bless your heart - carry on

You’ve read my original post and 70 comments r71

You are obviously interested

R76, OP. I was just being snarky at R75. There was a tale last year, but it was a messenger, and he got fucked in the handicapped bathroom.

I've done what you did when I was younger and it was SOOOO exciting. 😜👍

Now that I'm older I think it was just stupid of me. 😵

Why would you consider it stupid now? You’ve obviously got a great memory about it and probably would still get off to it.

Don’t think it’s stupid now. It didn’t cause any harm so remember it positively.

I remember it positively and I don't regret it. I just realize the stupid part of it now that I am no longer in heat. No job is worth it.

I mean the thrill is not worth the slight risk of being caught. But it was fun in the moment!

I gotcha now, r81, r82.

[quote] [R67] I’m in excellent shape. If I die, I’ll doing what I love, fucking a hot guys ass. Fear doesn’t rule my life.

You may be excellent shape physically, but mentally you are definitely stunted if you think it's perfectly okay to do poppers and take viagra. I don't care what shape you're in, if your blood pressure goes too low from the combo of V & Amyl your heart may just stop beating. Don't let stupidity rule your life either.

R79 I wrote that post of my encounter who the autistic messenger boy who blew me in the bathroom in 2021. Asperger’s boy and I are still in touch and we fuck from time to time. His dildo collection is astounding, particularly the steel one which weighs 10 pounds.

Sir, this is a Wendys.

AH HA, you have a pattern! I guess I recognized your authorial voice a swell. SLUT! 😱🤩🤪😘

I hooked up with some kind of mentally handicapped guy on the regular when I was in college. It was at a wilderness reserve with unofficial running trails and lots of cruising. He was always there and tried to hook up with me a few times. I was hesitant. But I saw him get it on with other guys and there was never an issue. So finally I had my go. HUGE COCK and a real horn dog. We did it a couple dozen times finally over the years.

OP's prose stylings bear a striking similarity to those of DL antagonist Greg.

OP check your email.

WOW with the state of medical care right now, I hope this really was an EST, homos will fuck literally anywhere!

[quote]R62 Whenever a guy posts about sex on DL, the comments inevitably turn to disease. The PTSD of the old timers is obvious, despite the reality in 2023 of prep, regular screening for STIs and the miracle of antibiotics

But why is OP meeting up with married men?

I’ve fucked the Latino nurse’s white husband too r91

[quote]Whenever a guy posts about sex on DL, the comments inevitably turn to disease. The PTSD of the old timers is obvious, despite the reality in 2023 of prep, regular screening for STIs and the miracle of antibiotics

OP speaks truth with empathy, as the pearl clutchers alternatively scold and fetishize.

“I’ve eaten over 1000 holes…”

…which explains the shit coming outta you.

Giardia, thy name is OP

[quote] OP's prose stylings bear a striking similarity to those of DL antagonist Greg.

Thanks, R88. OP’s prose stylings are total shit. I agree with R70.

Greg writes nothing like the OP

I never make passes at boys who lick asses. I have standards. 🤢

I’m self employed r89

R22 here. I am in Brooklyn and 58. I defended you because I have been in your exact place.

About 15-20 years ago I used to blow the same Dominican busboy at a place called Fiddler's Elbow each time the company I worked for had its annual golf outing there. I hate golf so I was always the one who stayed back to do the organizing instead, giving us time to meet in the large, lovely handicapped bathroom.

The busboy was definitely in his late thirties, and hung. I still think of how I yelled at him "Open your ass - wider, WIDER" as I rimmed him. He was so damn hot....however I will admit I did get a case of giardia that time but antibiotics straightened it out. The sex was so fun and so worth it.

Absolutely enjoy yourself OP.

linoleum floor???

Oh my God

First of all, yall are some hoes up here.

Second of all, you are very disrespectful to disabled persons by conducting your hoe activities in handicapped stalls ♿

R33, this is not reddit.

You’re a dirty whore!