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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan

007 Edition

by Anonymousreply 17February 9, 2023 8:58 PM

Who? Who? Who?

by Anonymousreply 1February 9, 2023 12:34 AM

Fuck Sean in his prime definitely.

Marry Roger as he apparently was a pretty nice guy and charming.

Kill Pierce because he was boring in the role.

I think the reality was that going through puberty in the 90s I wanted to fuck them all, but these are the rules of the game.

by Anonymousreply 2February 9, 2023 12:35 AM

Fuck: Sean Marry: Pierce Kill: Roger

by Anonymousreply 3February 9, 2023 12:35 AM

Kill - Pierce because who would want to Pierce Brosnan? Me.

Fuck - Sean Connery lost somewhere between the accent and scruffy tickle.

Marry - Roger. While typically I'd be planning for the divorce, he seems a stable, boring enough chap that I could live out my days as the spouse of Mr. Moore.

by Anonymousreply 4February 9, 2023 12:37 AM

Can I fuck all of them?

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by Anonymousreply 5February 9, 2023 12:38 AM

Marry Brosnan, who seems to be a decent guy in real life.

Fuck Connery of course, and kill Moore because "Moonraker" exists. He deserves it.

by Anonymousreply 6February 9, 2023 12:39 AM

Nobody wants to marry Connery?

by Anonymousreply 7February 9, 2023 12:41 AM

r7 it's a lot more fun being slapped around in a fuck than a marriage

by Anonymousreply 8February 9, 2023 12:41 AM

Fuck Brosnan, marry Connery, kill Moore.

by Anonymousreply 9February 9, 2023 12:47 AM

Fuck Sean

Marry Pierce, as he wouldn’t care if I gained weight after the wedding

Kill Roger

by Anonymousreply 10February 9, 2023 12:50 AM

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck

by Anonymousreply 11February 9, 2023 2:13 AM

Fuck Connery, marry Brosnan, kill Moore.

by Anonymousreply 12February 9, 2023 6:10 AM

Fuck Connery- he was hot and I reckon he would throw a good fuck, wouldn't marry him as he was cruel to his wives and beat them

Marry Brosnan, he's very handsome. seems kind (he's stayed with his fat wife when he could do better)

Kill Moore, he was ugly and seemed pretentious with his Monaco set

by Anonymousreply 13February 9, 2023 7:28 AM

Marry and fuck Brosnan as he's the only one alive!

by Anonymousreply 14February 9, 2023 7:29 AM

Fuck Sean Connery. Marry Daniel Craig. Kill all the others.

by Anonymousreply 15February 9, 2023 7:36 AM

I'd rather fuck Timothy Dalton

by Anonymousreply 16February 9, 2023 7:46 AM

Timothy Dalton is still hot!

Or at least he was 10 years ago, when he was on "Doctor Who". He's still as charismatic as hell, and quite the silver daddy.

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by Anonymousreply 17February 9, 2023 8:58 PM
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