Not sure why they have this overly macho reputation, give a Mexican guy about 3 beers and he's unzipping his pants ready to let you do your thing. My hot Mexican neighbor has a girlfriend and 2 kids but likes to come over to my place to "watch the game"....at least that's what he tells her. Oh we do actually watch the game for a little while but after a few beers I suddenly find myself on my knees. Same thing with another buddy of mine from Puerto Rico. He tells his girl he's going to "watch the game" but it's really my head game that he's coming for(literally). Over the years I've had luck with Dominicans, Brazilians, Argentinian men. Its not that other races aren't down to play but sometimes white guys and black guys are too much work but with Latino guys + alcohol and opportunity=near foolproof. I've honestly had very little trouble and because they usually have girlfriends they dont need me for anything other than my mouth which is the way I like it. But honestly even during a hookup I find them to be passionate and verbal and they keep coming back so I'm obviously doing something right. Brown has always been my favorite color:) Just me?
Latino Men Are Ridiculously Easy To Seduce
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 10, 2023 2:42 AM |
You are an elegant host, Op.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 8, 2023 9:39 PM |
OP, I agree with you. They are ridiculously easy to seduce.
Right up there with Canadians and actors.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 8, 2023 9:45 PM |
I try my hardest to be accommodating R1
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 8, 2023 9:46 PM |
Watching the soccer game is a perfect oportunity tu lure a latino man. This Argentinian tv ad proofs it.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 8, 2023 9:50 PM |
You're absolutely right R4. Thats usually the game we'll watch or American football which I know a little more about. They all seem to love soccer even if the rest of America is indifferent at best. They dont even care if I'm indifferent they aren't really there for sports analysis anyway. I make sure to keep my fridge stocked with Bud Light.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 8, 2023 9:59 PM |
^^OP
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 8, 2023 10:00 PM |
Dear Penthouse Forum:
You would not believe how easy it is to get my hot, married with children, Mexican neighbor to zip his pants and let me suck his big verga and swallow his mecos, whenever he has a few beers with me while watching a game...
Thanks, OP. You're such a storyteller!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 8, 2023 10:07 PM |
Yeah. Easy. But tough to get rid of.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 8, 2023 10:10 PM |
Anytime Chuck! R7 ;)
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 8, 2023 10:16 PM |
I both agree with OP, and think this was completely made up.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 8, 2023 10:20 PM |
I was in Cancun years ago and I found the Mexicans were filthy.
I went to the Hot Picante bar. It's the only bar in the world where they search you for a knife, and if you haven't got one, they give you one!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 8, 2023 10:22 PM |
Well aren’t you special.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 8, 2023 10:29 PM |
Easy to seduce because Latin dicks "Have No Conscience."
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 8, 2023 10:35 PM |
A mouth is a mouth
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 8, 2023 10:35 PM |
Ever been gang banged by them?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 8, 2023 10:36 PM |
R10 Baby the truth is stranger than fiction! You must live a boring life.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 8, 2023 10:47 PM |
OP, you’re a whore, darlin!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 8, 2023 10:54 PM |
They're not easy to seduce.
They just know a dirty whore when they see one.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 8, 2023 11:23 PM |
Latino men are more fun. They’re not uptight
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 8, 2023 11:44 PM |
Was his name ESTevan, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 9, 2023 12:18 AM |
I think it was nESTor, R20.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 9, 2023 12:22 AM |
Easy to seduce or not, I just love them. They’re so hot.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 9, 2023 1:42 AM |
R20 The Mexican guy's name is Hugo. He's kinda scruffy with a beard. Looks a little like Diego Luna when he has the beard. Its hot.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 9, 2023 7:25 AM |
Closeted/trade Latinos are often very passionate and might even kiss, but try kissing him after he’s cum and you might get a punch in the face.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 9, 2023 5:16 PM |
R24 Very true. After the load has been blown, the Catholic guilt kicks in.
And then an hour later....."hey u up?" LOL
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 9, 2023 7:00 PM |
I hate Filipino fuckbuddy like that r24
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 9, 2023 7:20 PM |
Dear Latin Inches,
I never dreamed I'd be writing to you, but you'll never guess what happened with me and my hot Latin American neighbor...
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 9, 2023 7:28 PM |
^^Lame as fuck R27. I can tell you haven't had dick since last century. Take a baby wipe and clean those cobwebs out of your ass spinster bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 9, 2023 9:06 PM |
Has anyone had George Santos?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 9, 2023 9:48 PM |
Do it in Russia or Poland. I want to see DL's blood
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 9, 2023 9:51 PM |
I'm only easy to seduce when there is a chemistry, and that knowing look. Also, no kiss, no carlosinsf.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 9, 2023 10:08 PM |
That's because they're such closet cases. A lot of these guys have gay face for days, they primp and preen like no straight man ever has...but they simply won't come out of the closet.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 9, 2023 10:15 PM |
I could agree with op if we're talking during the heydays of Craiglist. Lots of them there who were quite open to indecent proposals. lol.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 9, 2023 10:18 PM |
How does my pussy taste, OP? I haven’t douched in two months and I like to get fucked in the ass and then have Hector shoot his load in my cunt…..
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 9, 2023 10:19 PM |
Hells yeah, OP. Latinx men like Pedro Pascal and Oscar Isaac are the shXt.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 9, 2023 10:24 PM |
They’re usually impeccably clean, they have the best hygiene. They usually smell like Gain laundry detergent.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 9, 2023 10:29 PM |
And have tasty, lickable pits.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 9, 2023 10:43 PM |
[quote] Latinx men
Since there’s no such thing, it’s hard to tell. And that’s a pretty racist thing for you to say. Latinos like me have said time and again that word you want to shove down our throats is insulting. But do you listen? Of course not, you’re too busy being woke.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 9, 2023 10:54 PM |
ESTs came back inconclusive. Fellas, that could be any one of us, really.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 9, 2023 10:58 PM |
Oh OP/r28, grow the fuck up. You're pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 9, 2023 11:03 PM |
I can't be that pathetic R40 if you're taking the time from your no doubt busy schedule to reply. Don't forget the baby wipes to wipe those cobwebs out of your old saggy ass and you might as well pull the stick out while you're back there.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 9, 2023 11:10 PM |
I agree with R38. Latinx men are obv the hottest.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 10, 2023 12:22 AM |
I'm Cesar Romero and I endorse this thread
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 10, 2023 12:27 AM |
This thread will end in lágrimas.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 10, 2023 12:28 AM |
Well, as long as you’re gonna serve drinks, pass one over here.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 10, 2023 12:32 AM |
Latin men believe fucking another guy is not cheating.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 10, 2023 12:39 AM |
OP GOALS: Suckng off drunk married men
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 10, 2023 2:42 AM |