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Latino Men Are Ridiculously Easy To Seduce

Not sure why they have this overly macho reputation, give a Mexican guy about 3 beers and he's unzipping his pants ready to let you do your thing. My hot Mexican neighbor has a girlfriend and 2 kids but likes to come over to my place to "watch the game"....at least that's what he tells her. Oh we do actually watch the game for a little while but after a few beers I suddenly find myself on my knees. Same thing with another buddy of mine from Puerto Rico. He tells his girl he's going to "watch the game" but it's really my head game that he's coming for(literally). Over the years I've had luck with Dominicans, Brazilians, Argentinian men. Its not that other races aren't down to play but sometimes white guys and black guys are too much work but with Latino guys + alcohol and opportunity=near foolproof. I've honestly had very little trouble and because they usually have girlfriends they dont need me for anything other than my mouth which is the way I like it. But honestly even during a hookup I find them to be passionate and verbal and they keep coming back so I'm obviously doing something right. Brown has always been my favorite color:) Just me?

by Anonymousreply 47February 10, 2023 2:42 AM

You are an elegant host, Op.

by Anonymousreply 1February 8, 2023 9:39 PM

OP, I agree with you. They are ridiculously easy to seduce.

Right up there with Canadians and actors.

by Anonymousreply 2February 8, 2023 9:45 PM

I try my hardest to be accommodating R1

by Anonymousreply 3February 8, 2023 9:46 PM

Watching the soccer game is a perfect oportunity tu lure a latino man. This Argentinian tv ad proofs it.

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by Anonymousreply 4February 8, 2023 9:50 PM

You're absolutely right R4. Thats usually the game we'll watch or American football which I know a little more about. They all seem to love soccer even if the rest of America is indifferent at best. They dont even care if I'm indifferent they aren't really there for sports analysis anyway. I make sure to keep my fridge stocked with Bud Light.

by Anonymousreply 5February 8, 2023 9:59 PM

^^OP

by Anonymousreply 6February 8, 2023 10:00 PM

Dear Penthouse Forum:

You would not believe how easy it is to get my hot, married with children, Mexican neighbor to zip his pants and let me suck his big verga and swallow his mecos, whenever he has a few beers with me while watching a game...

Thanks, OP. You're such a storyteller!

by Anonymousreply 7February 8, 2023 10:07 PM

Yeah. Easy. But tough to get rid of.

by Anonymousreply 8February 8, 2023 10:10 PM

Anytime Chuck! R7 ;)

by Anonymousreply 9February 8, 2023 10:16 PM

I both agree with OP, and think this was completely made up.

by Anonymousreply 10February 8, 2023 10:20 PM

I was in Cancun years ago and I found the Mexicans were filthy.

I went to the Hot Picante bar. It's the only bar in the world where they search you for a knife, and if you haven't got one, they give you one!

by Anonymousreply 11February 8, 2023 10:22 PM

Well aren’t you special.

by Anonymousreply 12February 8, 2023 10:29 PM

Easy to seduce because Latin dicks "Have No Conscience."

by Anonymousreply 13February 8, 2023 10:35 PM

A mouth is a mouth

by Anonymousreply 14February 8, 2023 10:35 PM

Ever been gang banged by them?

by Anonymousreply 15February 8, 2023 10:36 PM

R10 Baby the truth is stranger than fiction! You must live a boring life.

by Anonymousreply 16February 8, 2023 10:47 PM

OP, you’re a whore, darlin!

by Anonymousreply 17February 8, 2023 10:54 PM

They're not easy to seduce.

They just know a dirty whore when they see one.

by Anonymousreply 18February 8, 2023 11:23 PM

Latino men are more fun. They’re not uptight

by Anonymousreply 19February 8, 2023 11:44 PM

Was his name ESTevan, OP?

by Anonymousreply 20February 9, 2023 12:18 AM

I think it was nESTor, R20.

by Anonymousreply 21February 9, 2023 12:22 AM

Easy to seduce or not, I just love them. They’re so hot.

by Anonymousreply 22February 9, 2023 1:42 AM

R20 The Mexican guy's name is Hugo. He's kinda scruffy with a beard. Looks a little like Diego Luna when he has the beard. Its hot.

by Anonymousreply 23February 9, 2023 7:25 AM

Closeted/trade Latinos are often very passionate and might even kiss, but try kissing him after he’s cum and you might get a punch in the face.

by Anonymousreply 24February 9, 2023 5:16 PM

R24 Very true. After the load has been blown, the Catholic guilt kicks in.

And then an hour later....."hey u up?" LOL

by Anonymousreply 25February 9, 2023 7:00 PM

I hate Filipino fuckbuddy like that r24

by Anonymousreply 26February 9, 2023 7:20 PM

Dear Latin Inches,

I never dreamed I'd be writing to you, but you'll never guess what happened with me and my hot Latin American neighbor...

by Anonymousreply 27February 9, 2023 7:28 PM

^^Lame as fuck R27. I can tell you haven't had dick since last century. Take a baby wipe and clean those cobwebs out of your ass spinster bitch.

by Anonymousreply 28February 9, 2023 9:06 PM

Has anyone had George Santos?

by Anonymousreply 29February 9, 2023 9:48 PM

Do it in Russia or Poland. I want to see DL's blood

by Anonymousreply 30February 9, 2023 9:51 PM

I'm only easy to seduce when there is a chemistry, and that knowing look. Also, no kiss, no carlosinsf.

by Anonymousreply 31February 9, 2023 10:08 PM

That's because they're such closet cases. A lot of these guys have gay face for days, they primp and preen like no straight man ever has...but they simply won't come out of the closet.

by Anonymousreply 32February 9, 2023 10:15 PM

I could agree with op if we're talking during the heydays of Craiglist. Lots of them there who were quite open to indecent proposals. lol.

by Anonymousreply 33February 9, 2023 10:18 PM

How does my pussy taste, OP? I haven’t douched in two months and I like to get fucked in the ass and then have Hector shoot his load in my cunt…..

by Anonymousreply 34February 9, 2023 10:19 PM

Hells yeah, OP. Latinx men like Pedro Pascal and Oscar Isaac are the shXt.

by Anonymousreply 35February 9, 2023 10:24 PM

They’re usually impeccably clean, they have the best hygiene. They usually smell like Gain laundry detergent.

by Anonymousreply 36February 9, 2023 10:29 PM

And have tasty, lickable pits.

by Anonymousreply 37February 9, 2023 10:43 PM

[quote] Latinx men

Since there’s no such thing, it’s hard to tell. And that’s a pretty racist thing for you to say. Latinos like me have said time and again that word you want to shove down our throats is insulting. But do you listen? Of course not, you’re too busy being woke.

by Anonymousreply 38February 9, 2023 10:54 PM

ESTs came back inconclusive. Fellas, that could be any one of us, really.

by Anonymousreply 39February 9, 2023 10:58 PM

Oh OP/r28, grow the fuck up. You're pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 40February 9, 2023 11:03 PM

I can't be that pathetic R40 if you're taking the time from your no doubt busy schedule to reply. Don't forget the baby wipes to wipe those cobwebs out of your old saggy ass and you might as well pull the stick out while you're back there.

by Anonymousreply 41February 9, 2023 11:10 PM

I agree with R38. Latinx men are obv the hottest.

by Anonymousreply 42February 10, 2023 12:22 AM

I'm Cesar Romero and I endorse this thread

by Anonymousreply 43February 10, 2023 12:27 AM

This thread will end in lágrimas.

by Anonymousreply 44February 10, 2023 12:28 AM

Well, as long as you’re gonna serve drinks, pass one over here.

by Anonymousreply 45February 10, 2023 12:32 AM

Latin men believe fucking another guy is not cheating.

by Anonymousreply 46February 10, 2023 12:39 AM

OP GOALS: Suckng off drunk married men

by Anonymousreply 47February 10, 2023 2:42 AM
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