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I Have A Boner Right Now

But I need to take my daily walk. I'm in a bit of a pickle.

by Anonymousreply 15February 7, 2023 6:38 PM

But it is just a gherkin, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1February 7, 2023 2:35 PM

R1- I must correct you. It's a full size pickle 🍆

by Anonymousreply 2February 7, 2023 2:36 PM

Just look at one of the recent Madonna threads.

by Anonymousreply 3February 7, 2023 2:38 PM

[quote] I'm in a bit of a pickle.

Are you also in North, OP?

by Anonymousreply 4February 7, 2023 2:51 PM

What are you, 12?

by Anonymousreply 5February 7, 2023 3:42 PM

MISSY! Stack your Woman’s Day, Elle and Harper's Bazaar magazines and carry them in front of crotch, just like you did when as the schoolyard homo you hid your pecker around cute boys.

by Anonymousreply 6February 7, 2023 3:53 PM

It’s ok Matt-fatso, no one’s going to look at YOU anyway.

by Anonymousreply 7February 7, 2023 3:55 PM

R4- I am in the North.

by Anonymousreply 8February 7, 2023 5:16 PM

It's kinda hot if you're hot.

by Anonymousreply 9February 7, 2023 5:18 PM

R9- I don't currently have a boner but I have no doubt before the day is over I will have a RAGING HARD ON again.

by Anonymousreply 10February 7, 2023 5:45 PM

I have a few places you can put it.

by Anonymousreply 11February 7, 2023 5:50 PM

Those "Madonna at the Grammys" photos are all over Datalounge. If that doesn't cool you off, you should see a doctor.

by Anonymousreply 12February 7, 2023 5:53 PM

R12- Oh yes, I agree- viewing ANY photos of Madonna would turn me off very quickly.

by Anonymousreply 13February 7, 2023 6:10 PM

Be a doll and share a pic. Unless you’re old. Or fat. Or ugly.

by Anonymousreply 14February 7, 2023 6:25 PM

R14- I can't

I'm bashful.

by Anonymousreply 15February 7, 2023 6:38 PM
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