Harry Styles outfit at the Grammys tonight

You're "sorry," OP? Weird.

He looks like he didn't finished getting dressed. This needs something else to make it seem like a realized look.

He pulls it off well. He simply has "IT".

R3 that is my thing. He needed to add something else to it to make it really POP and look complete. Otherwise, I love it.

He's nothing but a gimmick

Like what, a purse?

Harry Styles is fkin mad talented. Like insanely. More naturally talented than JT. He is the future of music.

He looks like a drug addict having second thoughts after enrolling at a clown college.

Most people couldn't name a single Harry Styles song r8. He is more famous for being famous than really known for his music.

He looks unwashed.

Trash. Trash. Trash.

They need to disinfect the carpet after Sam Smith walked it.

He needs bigger titties to fill it out!

My first thought is some sort of translucent overgarment and a pair of shades whose lenses go with the color of the jumpsuit r7.

R10 and that’s just proof people can name a song by him. Everything you say is the opposite of the truth. “As It Was” was #1 forever. Look it up.

He’s not cute. It always seems like I’m looking up his nostrils when seeing pictures of him.

He just needs the hat to be the local Jester!

This would have looked great on Freddie Mercury. He would have it tailored for his body, and he could have pulled it off just simply. Harry Styles, looks incomplete somehow. Maybe he doesn't have the panache that FM had.

Freddie wore it better!

Clown costume

Not sure why this badly dressed, het boy is an ongoing fascination for the DL.

His film career was a dud.

Reminiscent of the 70s .. Earth, Wind & Fire, Bowie, etc.

He looks like a non-binary/pansexual/gender-fluid painter.

[quote]Freddie wore it better!

Yes, and Stewart could wear it better.

Ugly

Poseur.

WE HAVE SUFFICIENT

His surname is incorrect.

He looks like he just found an old “Pippin” costume in a very dirty basement.

[quote]Most people couldn't name a single Harry Styles song

I know two songs of his because they're played at my gym. I know that Watermelon Sugar song (whatever it's called) and another song of his but I can't remember the title. They're ok songs, but nothing great.

He looks perfectly ridiculous.

One might get away with this get up at the MTV Video Music Award (VMAs) in the 90s, maybe.

His stage costumes/public appearance costumes are nothing but a marketing gimmick thrown together by stylists. It's all for show. In his private life he dresses like a slob. Candid pap pics always show him in sweats and jeans.

R10 That's the cast for most artist nowadays. As it Was is the best song of 2022.

He looks like a preposterous Keebler elf stuffed into a badly homemade Harlequin Halloween costume from 1970 hurriedly discovered in an attic seconds before showtime.

We're living in an Emperor's New Clothes era where unattractive celebrities wear the most tacky shit and then the media "experts" tell us it's high style.

It's a contest to see who can look the most outre,

And since no one tells them the truth, they have no idea that they all look like ridiculous assholes.

The contest is actually to see who can look like the biggest self-promoting asshole.

Carry on. There will be no winner.

He's too old and too wide in the hips for this garment. Freddy really did wear it better.

Wasn't Freddy wearing it as a costume in a performance? This is worn as someone's personal clothing to an awards show.

Freddy’s outfit looked nothing like this

Miss Styles needs a brooch. And a Fascinator as a hat.

What a Faggot!! screams Matt. Really stupid ugly tattoos too!

Freddie.

The entertainment industry is such a joke today.

Trying. Way. Too. Hard.

Fucking moron.

Money can't buy you class.

I think it's cool if someone like Harry wants to wear daring, gender bending clothing. Fuck yeah! Have fun with it. Wear what makes you feel provocative, sexy, different.

Just don't call yourself nonbinary or whatever - which we all know is bullshit.

I've become a (minor) fan of his.

The big moth tattoo on his abdomen is really, really awful. As are 90% of his other tattoos (the pirate ship in the left arm is kind of cool), but the moth is the absolute worst.

[italic]Gurrrrllll...[/italic]

[quote]Freddy’s outfit looked nothing like this.

Tell that to Harry’s grandma, who toiled for days to sew that together for him.

Doesn’t he wear this all the time?

Those are a lot of really ugly looking tattoos on him. Most of them look badly done and cheap. Pity.

He's got magic to do!

He put a short dinner jacket over his silver crop top.

[quote] Most of them look badly done and cheap.

This skin-paint may have been cheap to apply but this young warbler will pay the price in future years when he wants us to take him seriously.

Remind me what this fugs talent is again?

No wonder why McDonald's dropped the clown gimmick.

It's so weird he wants to wear the kind of women's costumes Bob Mackie would have designed for a late 60s TV special.

I came here to go where R30 did.

He looks like he just finished playing Pippin at a dinner theater in Opa Locka, Florida.

Very Pucci 1969

He would be so hot without the ink. Shame.

R55: Giving good blowjobs.

He should play Kurt Cobain before he gets too old.

While I applaud his individuality and charisma, this looks like a fucking costume from The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour circa 1973.

It’s straight out of the1972 Montgomery Ward catalog.

Looks like he's wearing a part clown suit or ready to go on the set of a children's show.

His skin looked great tonight, though, I gotta say.

Facial skin, that is. The part not covered by gruesome tattoos.

I think the “Pippin” references are false memories because Harry’s costume LOOKS like it should have been in that show, yet nothing close to that outfit ever was, at least in any production that I know of. However, it’s the kind of outfit magician Doug Henning used to wear in the 70s, and maybe he performed his act to “Magic To Do” on some variety show, forever linking sparkly, bell-bottom jumpsuits to the show “Pippin.”

R19 ah, I see you're a man of culture as well!

No bulge. Did he tuck?

This is what Sam Smith THINKS he is doing.

R63 I thought I loved the outfit but after reading that, I cannot look at it the same way. Nail on the head.

Can’t wait for his cover of this!

With the fucking bird and butterfly tats he is giving me Jame Gumb or Francis Dolarhyde vibes.

Now all he needs is a shower and some grooming. He looks like the homeless person described in AbFab who stumbled onto Edina’s Lacroix catsuit in a dumpster.

I've seen him wearing long sleeved jumpsuits with collars, like Elvis, and it looked pretty good. This jumpsuit shape is unflattering on him and the look on his face says he knows it.

In fairness, Harry’s harlequin jumpsuit is cut like farmer’s overalls, while Freddie wore a sleek, spandex unitard. So they are quite different. Harry just does not have the physique to wear the type of outfits Freddie did.

Quite big hips.

Poor Harry just looks dirty - and not in a good way.

R33: exactly. His whole image and how he acts on stage is so forced and contrived. An army of marketing execs obviously decided it all for him, he wasn’t some arty bisexual kooky teenager like Bowie/Freddie Mercury/anyone else they’re trying to model him after.

I went into Goodwill, closed my eyes, and picked the 14th item on the rack.

I don't like what he's wearing - or him, particularly - but I don't see the wide hips people keep talking about. He seems to have normal hips.

Exactly R23. 70s funk. I love it. And like Bowie, Harry’s always interesting, and a real talent.

Worse: This filthy little oik STOLE Queen Bey's Album of the Year award!

Lol r83, Harry Styles is nothing like David Bowie.

He's nothing like Earth, Wind and Fire, either.

Dickless.

He’s back to wearing his hoodie, cargo shorts, and sandals this morning.

Fair enough, R85, R86 (for now). But if he wasn’t at all talented and/or interesting, you wouldn’t be posting in this thread.

It's like Hee Haw meets Cirque du Soleil

[quote] He pulls it off well. He simply has "IT".

There's an antibiotic topical cream that can help him with "IT."

What if he needs to pee?

I don't understand how his album merited Album of the Year. If not Beyonce, they should have just given it Brandi Carlile.

He made it himself!

It's like they put a bunch of white pop stars in a blender and strained it through cheesecloth and he is the result.

He looks like he graduated from the Johnny Depp School of Not Bathing. I feel sorry for anyone stuck sitting near him and having to deal with the stank emanating from his pits, crotch, and asshole.

This twink went from fresh faced to tatted up unwashed glory hole trade. The bar for industry men to look decent on the red carpet is zilch.

R95 Harry has more taste and artistic merit than these generic Americans have in their pinky.

Indeed, R98.

R98 It's hard to remember what his music sounds like.

He is cosplaying faggotry for the cameras.

Englishmen just take whatever they want.

Isn't that the outfit Florence Henderson wore in her embarking scene on The Love Boat?

If he walked down the street like that kids would throw rocks at him. If kids weren't glued to their screens and still played outside. If kids knew how to throw and had the arm strength. Harry's safe for now.

It's sad when u look like a confused drug riddled Trans or whatever

He and Ana de Armas will be doing Gay Acres vey soon.

[quote]While I applaud his individuality and charisma, this looks like a fucking costume from The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour circa 1973.

Individuality? Charisma? Puhleeze. He is as bland as the BRAT diet.

OP: Styles' outfit is shit and his tattoos are hideously ugly.

He always looks dirty and greasy.

"GAY ACRES is the place to be....COCK-SUCKING is the Life for me".

It needs a puffy shirt.

He is talented as a singer. I’ve never seen him act. But except for the weight difference, he is doing his best Sam Smith here. Ugly tats, unflattering costume, dirty looking.

He should have borrowed Pedro Pascal’s purple SNL blouse to wear under it.

I am old, though very attuned to all kinds of music, past, present, and future. (Yah, shut the fuck up).

I've had no reason to pay any attention at all to Styles, his music, his clothes, his wooden acting career. But I have to admit that this hit As It Was, with the walking in circles shit that matches the fluid rhythms of the hit, is pretty catchy. Almost sweet and touching. I mean, like very early Coldplay hits - that cool, vulnerable Brit Pop thing. So, yeah, I'll give him last night.

Now, back to normal: Harry Who?

Can we talk about the weird symmetry of the three tattoos on his chest and belly? The arrangement resembles a creepy face. He should have gotten A.I. generated designs instead… at least there would be some basic rules of 2D composition.

Ugly crap. He’s such a handsome man. Stylist should be shot.

[quote]But if he wasn’t at all talented and/or interesting, you wouldn’t be posting in this thread.

He's famous. That's why most people are posting in this thread. Not because he's talented or interesting.

R98, Harry is the epitome of generic.

Why did he wear that? Because it is outrageous and made people talk about him. Besides, the only thing that would have generated more talk is if he doused himself with gasoline and lit the works on fire. This was much safer.

R97 I'd have more respect for him if he actually reeked. At least it would be original and -- what he's striving for (and failing miserably at) -- somewhat edgy and authentic. I'm pretty sure that he isn't reeking of anything other than Bleu de Chanel deodorant stick, or possibly (if he's slumming it for effect) Malin+Goetz eucalyptus roll-on.

He'd look a lot better in a tux.

He has a look on his face when he wears his offbeat clothing that's so cynical and bored, like he's just doing it for the clicks.

I can't stand the perpetual peach-fuzz mustache.

He smells.

His zany but sexy daring fashion outings are giving Timothee Chalamet a run for his money. I actually wish a few more male stars would go this route.

The category is...Brady Bunch Realness.

Corporate product, category “edgy”

It feels like something that Fran Drescher would have worn (perhaps with a puffy blouse?) on The Nanny.

Is he impersonating Charo impersonating a clown?

HOW ORIGINAL!

He looks ridiculous. I was wondering if those tattoos were permanent. Eww.

R10 OH please, i'm not the bigger fan of the guy (or his style), but Sign of the times was pretty huge in Europe, Adore you was big (and his first pop number one in the USA), Watermelon sugar was number one on billboard and As it was was number one for 15 weeks on the billboard chart (the fourth song ever with more weeks at number one) and it's still at the top 10 almost a year later

The charts are meaningless these days, r129.

Harry attacked by the woke.

What was the comment??

Blacks must win during Black History Month....

[quote]not beyoncé and kendrick losing album of the year to harry styles during black history month???

R93: agree about Brandi Carlile but I don’t get the obsession most people have about Beyoncé being deserving of all the top awards every time she releases something. Look at the songwriting/production credits on the Grammys website for Harry Styles’ album vs Beyoncé’s and he has about 100 times fewer people involved.

Obviously it’s about the quality of the songs too but if you need 20 people to write/produce each one you’re not an amazing talent.

Harry is also getting called out by some because the Grammys tweeted out earlier his connection to the producer of the show. Said producer also works on The Late Late Show with James Corden,his daughter's voice was used on the song As It Was and he's been friends with Harry since at least 2013 or 2014.

I want him so bad.

Seems like a lost soul…empty and without direction…and he needs a good bath.

What did he say in his speech? I don’t want to click on anything.

Very cute

R135 Good lord get help

Pretty silly clothing.

Freddie wore it in the European leg of the 1977 tour, such as the Earls Court concert.

Obviously Queen Bey deserved the award but Harry should say fuck the haters. He is building his own legacy and is massively talented.

[quote] Obviously Queen Bey deserved the award but Harry should say fuck the haters.

Hi C-Cow! Love all the superhip lingo (from circa 2005) you're using!

R145 I'm now Seacow or seabiscuit or whatever he goes by or yall be calling him. Carry on.

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I heard today that the appalling faker Bazz Lurhrman tested this gauche Brit Styles to play Elvis in his appalling melodrama.

Harry said something along the lines of "things like this don't happen to people like me very often" and wokesters saw red because he's a white man and good things happen to white men all the time. I thought he was referring to his very humble working class origins but maybe he's a bit too far removed from that time to still be marveling aloud at his good fortune.

But he's not a nepo baby, so at least he has that going.

it looks like shit... doesn't go with his tattoos at all

"yall be calling him"

R146 Take an English class

Well, everybody who won album of the year when Beyonce is nominated is going to be trashed no matter what. I doubt he cares at all.

[quote]Harry said something along the lines of "things like this don't happen to people like me very often" and wokesters saw red because he's a white man and good things happen to white men all the time.

I'm going to assume you're saying 'wokesters' think this, not that you think it.

I'd love to tell you what I think but I've already lost interest in this.

I can’t stand the wokeness agenda, over the top complaining. Just because he is a white cis men he is less than Beyoncé ? He is not suppose to win over her?? I’m actually GLAD he won over Beyoncé, who I find talented but overrated and over produced. I find him talented, I don’t follow his music so closely but I think he is talented and has gotten better from being in a boy band to expressing himself as a solo artist & with music. Also the thing he said, it referenced coming from a humble working class /single mom. In England class difference is much more a thing than racism. But people are like OMG how dare he says that “ someone like me” because he is not black or a woman or queer 🥱. I’m done with this over the top woke shit complains.

It's not even very Butterick, 70s style, it's fucking Simplicity.

What is the difference between Beyonce and Harry Styles? You can’t shit on the other and then say well Harry isn’t as bad! Harry is worse than Beyonce. He makes unoffensive safe middle of the road pop and then dresses it up with queerbaiting to sell it.

And Harry doesn’t write shit either. He slaps his name on it just like Beyoncé.

People who sell records often win Grammys, it doesn't mean they're the best singers or musicians. Why worry about it? We all know neither Beyonce or Harry are great artists or brilliant musical talents.

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I bet you that jumpsuit can stand up by itself 🤭

If it weren’t for wokeness we’d still be getting arrested and labeled as perverts by law. Stop downing being woke.

Well I think a lot of us get tired of the constant claims that someone lost or won an award because of their color. Also that all white people are living on clouds and have no obstacles to overcome, or that all black people are downtrodden.

I bet Styles’ jumpsuit can probably dance alongside him too 😃😃😃

Smell it from here, r163.

He looks like he wipes side to side.

[quote]What is the difference between Beyoncé and Harry Styles?

One is a goddess and the other is married to Jay Z.