Armie Hammer Speaks Out

Lots of people who were molested didn’t become cannibalistic rapists.

He should have killed himself.

And taken Timothee out with him.

Who?

If I was a Hollywood bigwig, I would take him back in a heartbeat on the condition that he needs to do a full frontal and/or rear scene in all his future movies. He’s got to do something to compensate for his lack of talent.

He's a bit small and boney but tasty like a squab.

Does he need work? I could use a new spokesperson.

R5, actually, he could use a nose job and some more yellow skin.

His father passed away so he has money again. He certainly doesn’t need to work ever again.

Well its clear that his PR team is on it. As OP sajd , it hits all the right notes. He's just a damned creep. He's got daughters too.

He hasn’t truly done the apology tour until he uses the phrase: “it’s not who I am as a person”

He didn't mention what a nutjob his mother is along with the sexual abuse. The rape accusation was investigated and nothing happened, likely because there was no rape. In spite of the cannibalism tweets stuff he just seems harmless to me.

I think it's a pretty sincere apology, better at least than that masterpiece of dissembling bullshit Louis C.K. squeezed out of his smelly ass.

R1 you are quite pathetic.

Hammer is not a cannibal.

Hammer is not a rapist.

What you are is milquetoast with no knowledge of S&M. Hammer doesn't believe half the clap trap about "power dynamics" yada yada. He was a kinky dom playing with kinky sub women. NOT eating them. NOT raping them. What he probably needs is more training in S&M. If he wants to get into it again.

The case was very weak and unlikely to lead to any charges. There was never a lawsuit or a criminal proceeding. Everybody has fetishes and he just has a bizarre and disturbing one.

It's a shame that he has to admit to these things when he did nothing wrong. It was a hit job by crazy people and some scorned woman on this man. If we're going to start cancelling for sexual kinks, then there are going to be a lot cancellations coming. All of you who fell for this nonsense are just as bad as the people who falsely accused him of things he didn't do.

I’m still unclear on what he did.

R13 I'm sure he'll appreciate your support

OP please resubmit your post with the correct format:

Armie Hammer: I Was Molested!

I agree with his comments on cancel culture.

He doesn't need my support R15, but eventually people are going to wake up to these "revenge takedowns" and the only people who will be hurt is the real victims who won't be believed.

He orally raped his toddler son with his toe.

The interview is ridiculous which is probably why the only outlet to print it is something called “Air Mail.” It includes testimonials from all Armie’s inner circle (Nikieinder, Ryan Farhoudi). I suspect it’s mostly fiction.

For the last time, Armie Hammer’s sin in Hollywood was his lack of discretion. He posted his personal business HERE. On the Datalounge.

I also suspect the youth pastor story is fake. The Hammer family line is just so perverted and grotesque; Casey Hammer (aunt) says her father and her brother (Michael) both molested her as a child, and allegedly Vanity Fair is preparing an article about Michael Hammer’s hidden life of sexual assault. I believe Armie was raped and molested, but it was probably by his own father.

I don't think somebody should be cancelled over a sexual kink but yeah he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. He should've hired a whore instead of conversing with random women on social media.

You cannot talk about personal stuff from verified social media stuff EVER. Armie only lost his agent and publicist the day after Effie posted a screenshot of Armie saying he was going to blackmail his agent about his own affairs in order to provide an alibi for Armie’s wife. That’s what destroyed his career in Hollywood.

If Armie owed his loyalty to anybody in Hollywood, it was his agent who worked like hell ensuring this marginally talented himbo got role after role.

R23: Marginally talented is being very generous. I don't know if it was the agent working his ass off or Armie giving killer blowjobs but he was going to be just about everywhere prior to the cancellation. JLO's Shotgun Wedding, The Godfather series, and even the Broadway play 15 Minutes.

Armie also maligns BDSM by saying it developed from his rape. This is a very good video from a BDSM practitioner who explains why his behavior was abuse.

And finally I could not find the photo, but Armie was already about six feet tall when he was 13. Not exactly a helpless whimpering child.

This Air Mail is probably the only rag that would cover him.

Again, Armie’s ease with being sexual in front of his very young children indicate exposure to that kind of behavior and environment at home. In addition to the toe fellating video, there was a ton of questionable stuff he said or did. He went on a talk show and said his young daughter drew a picture of the Eiffel Tower but the picture was an anatomically correct penis. On another talk show he said he accidentally showed a photo of his daughter to his hairdresser without realizing he was naked in it as well. The Datalounge posting where he said he fucked his mistress in front of the kid was later revealed in one of Effie’s leaks to have been an incident where he had the baby in a carriage and had sex with Effie outside in front of the baby during a walk around his neighborhood (they went behind some bushes). And Effie also posted screenshots in which Armie sent her a photo of him holding his sleeping baby son, but it was meant to be an eroticized photo of his hand.

So yeah, Daddy probably diddled him.

R7 Viktor inherited the $40 million estate

Armie PM me.

Armie wet our pussies with your tears you poor defenseless hunk of victimhood.

R29. Did he? I can't find anything on Michel Hammer's will but this was in the DM a few days ago:

Armie Hammer's stepmom files $2 million lawsuit against his brother Viktor after their oil baron father's death - as she accuses him of 'unlawfully trying to seize control' of her late husband's multimillion dollar estate Armie Hammer's father Michael Hammer, heir to a $40 million fortune, died in November at the age of 67 from cancer Michael's second wife Misty Millward, who he married in 2017, sued Armie's brother Viktor, 35, on January 10 Misty accuses Viktor of trying to seize control of Michael's estate and preventing her from accessing $2 million

Daddy probably got a hooker and made him watch. Then watched Arnie fuck the sloppy seconds and made him eat out their loads.

R33: Very true. People who were molested or abused as children tend to repeat the cycle in their own adult lives.

well, he was a feminist. so, I guess his story checks out.

r34 most don't.

Well, he sounds sincere about regretting using others to deal with his own pain.

I was sexually abused by clergy as well, and it’s a real mind-fuck. On top of the trauma of unwanted forced sex with someone you’re repulsed by, it also destroys your faith, in god, in society, and of your own family/community. Especially if your family doesn’t believe you, like Armie’s horrendous mother.

Poor Armie. :(

Too little, too late.

Do we think he got to stretch Timmy Chardonnay's hole?

And R37 us why the “I was molested” excuse will outlive us all

R7- In 2020 Armie Hammer 🔨 was already worth $16 million.

Whatever Armie IS

he’s not heterosexual

I sure as hell AH would fly to my home in bleaksville IL and rehab me for a month. He can whip me into shape, help me lose 20 lbs., cook for me. In return I’ll worship him (especially his size 15 feet) and keep my mouth shut after he leaves. I’ve got enough money and we can drive into the city to shop n stuff when we feel like it. I’ve got a nice gym next door to my house too!

Armie says “I’m going to move in with him and live with him, get him on a healthy routine, get him into a good schedule of [recovery] meetings, take him to the gym, cook healthy food for him,” Hammer says of working as a sober companion. “It feels like my recovery has taken a turn from me being the one who needs help staying sober, to me being able to help others.”

[quote] And finally I could not find the photo, but Armie was already about six feet tall when he was 13. Not exactly a helpless whimpering child.

Your argument always gets trotted out here whenever a man claims he was molested, and it never makes any sense, particularly when you're talking about a child. He was 13: he was not going to fight back against an adult no matter how tall he was. You're blaming the teenage victim.

R11, stop smelling cat piss. It pickles your brain.

I need to suck his feet - NOW!

Sadists don't get better. All that's going to happen is his need to hurt women will escalate until he starts killing them, but maybe he now has enough money to cover it up.

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[quote]“I just walked out into the ocean and swam out as far as I could and hoped that either I drowned, or was hit by a boat, or eaten by a shark,”

So he's lazy when it comes to attempted suicide as well. Wanting someone or something else to do all the work.

The House of Effie finally responds!

I remain convinced Effie wasn't a victim, but decided to jump on the train for the attention - the way she tried to have other victims only talk via her, and she'd attack other victims who didn't follow her rules, not to mention refusing to sign the liability statement. Or maybe she was a Ghislaine type for Hammer, and worked to undermine the entire thing with the cannibal shit.

The other women though were obviously actual victims. And even Hammer admits that.

The “I was molested” card.

I did not see that coming.

Well played, sir. Well played.

I still want to eat his lovely arse

Effie is an unbalanced woman whom Armie chose to perform violent sex on.

Good sense of humor though with shark import to Caymans.

He's lived a pivileged life and is movie star handsome, he needs to stop complaining.

R21- I'm guessing he can't say that without risking his inheritance, which is why he went with the youth pastor.

r57 leave the the fraus to accuse him of assaulting women because he's a homosexual and reject his plea because homosexuals can't be molested, and if they were, it was because they were asking for it.

Sounds like Armie Hammer has some PR people here…

Why can’t he foot fuck my mouth?

I could just eat this all up!

R58 That's a bizarre, incomprehensible thing to say and R57 didn't say it. You did.

I have a lot of sympathy for him. I hope his life is getting back on track.

R63: I hope he gets his life back on track but candidly I don't have a ton of sympathy for him. Everything handed to him on a silver platter and he still fucked it up. Also, his playing the victim when all else fails strategy isn't helping.

The real villain and the one who should be cancelled is his talentless, fame whoring lizard ex wife.

[quote]And [R37] us why the “I was molested” excuse will outlive us all

R39 It will definitely outlive the idiots like you who can't proofread before you post.

[quote]I have a lot of sympathy for him

Why?

[quote]For the last time, Armie Hammer’s sin in Hollywood was his lack of discretion. He posted his personal business HERE. On the Datalounge

Interesting link, R20. Too bad that all those threads have 'expired'....

If he posted here why didn't he respond to all of us who want to suck his pinga?

He’s full of shit.

R69 - he sorta did.

When someone asked, "Maybe Armie is into guys, too...I mean, no one knows for sure where his desires lay."

The response was, "Wrong. He's straight. It's a nice fantasy though."

Effie is now posting multiple screenshots showing how Armie lied in the interview. She also said the journalist lied about how he contacted her.

Jury is out on Hammer but the Effie person is a psycho/stalker. Also if you accuse someone of rape but never actually charge them legally , can’t you be sued? It’s tricky because you want legit victims protected but Effie is obviously off. She stalked Hammer form months after he dumped her.

[Quote]Armie Hammer Speaks Out.

It's Hammer Time!

She did file a police report in LA.

[quote] Why?

Because I know full well that just because you grow up in a privileged environment that does not mean if you end up with emotional or psychological issues later on it's because you are weak or just a perv. Wealthy families can only hand out the trappings of wealth. They can not hand out emotional stability. That comes from the situation(s) you experience growing up. Armie Hammer obviously experienced at least one, at least the one he's told about, experience in his formative years that greatly affected his mental well being. And I'm willing to bet if he experienced one he experienced others. The add the affect of having a sex crazed father to the mix and it's a recipe for disaster.

Is Hammer pulling the “I was molested” and it bothered me so much card to jump on the Brendan Fraser playbook and comeback narrative?

Yes.

R71 well the least he could have done is post a pic of his anonymous boner. Or the very least, his perky arse

I have noticed he does lie a lot and usually try to blame the woman for corrupting him

There’s an old interview where he says before he married Elizabeth he dated “bad” women who tried to introduce him to disreputable sexual practices

I assume this is a subconscious revenge on his mother for failing to protect him from his abuser who was either his father or his grandfather

She also says that the suicide story is recycled although the receipt isn’t a smoking gun

But it does track with how compulsive liars behave, often recycling dramatic stories for sympathy

Ugh, correct ss

LOL the detail the reporter fell for that Armie Hammer has fans who traveled to Cannes to see him is hilarious

And no Armie Hammer has never been to Cannes Film Festival so he basically made up this detail about a group of his “fans” assembling to meet him there

Fuck she is witty

[quote] “There are examples everywhere, Robert [Downey Jr.] being one of them, of people who went through those things and found redemption through a new path. And that, I feel like, is what’s missing in this cancel-culture, woke-mob business,”

He is disgustingly arrogant and entitled, and not at all humbled by his fall. He feels he is a victim of a "woke-mob." No one who uses the term "woke-mob" is deserving of redemption.

R69 He wants to hurt women, not men.

It’s all bullshit. Something is PR wrote. I’m sure his buddy RDJ will get him a job. He was such a mediocre actor. If he’s that loaded, he needs to just stay away.

r88 King George VI was abused by his nanny. If a royal prince can be abused, I'm sure a trust fund kid could be touched as well.

I'd happy watch him act again. He should have been Ken in that Barbie movie instead that overrated Canadian. People act like he was Jeffrey Dahmer or something, he just had a kink, like damn get over it.

(R89) a lot of people have been abused, and do not act like that. It’s called personal responsibility. He was an adult. He knew exactly what he was doing. He had the money unlike other people to get counseling. I’m not buying his bullshit.

r76 What a load of absolute wank. There are plenty of people who don't get emotional stability from their family, plenty of people who were abused. They don't then go on to abuse others. And he had all the resources in the world available to him to seek the help he needed, and instead he chose to get off on rape. You sound pathetic.

Armie Hammer is a good looking white man in America with, probably, some dollars in the bank. He'll be okay. The problem with all of this is the bullshit accusations and the kink shaming. Armie Hammer is not eating people. Armie Hammer is not raping people. It's a kink. It's role play. Having a kink and role playing is not a crime.

We have passed laws in this country about revenge porn, there should be laws about damaging someone's reputation and livelihood because what you thought was a relationship was really just a random hookup. Because the shit you consented to when you thought he was in love with you, doesn't automatically become a crime when you find out he wasn't into you.

r86 He's sounding quite right wing there, he's probably got a Christian film lined up

R91 is a total bitch

I see his PR team/clean up crew has entered the thread.

Musta been someone I ate.

^ He held it down with moi.

Don't get involved, sexually or otherwise, with BPDs.

Very wealthy Nathan Leopold was molested by his governesses for years, and he developed a master/slave fetish from the experience. In his relationship with Richard Loeb they struck up a contract that for every crime Nathan would participate in then Richard would have sex with him.

r98 Ugh, he looks so fucking young, it's just disturbing

R101 Funny how Guadagnino turned the novel about an almost grown up teen and slightly older student into pedofest by casting a guy that looks 14 and a guy that looks 35 as lovers. And he got Oscar nominations and hype in me too woke era. Hoolywood is so strange.

R101 /R102 Cue the Fascists Fraus.

R103 offended pedo

The dumbest thing about posts like r103 is that it was the fraus who liked CMBYN. As someone said on Twitter it's a 'gay' film made for straight people who like Europe.

Being kinky isn’t a crime. You’d think a website full of gay people would understand that. What Armie has been put though is terrible.

Armie’s only crime is having shitty taste in women.

Leave Jeffrey Epstein alone! Being kinky isn’t a crime!

How is Epstein like Hammer?

Is he speaking OUT about his sexual attraction to men?

Holy fuck Armie told Effie that Nikiwonder may have molested his daughter

Nikiwonder is currently having a child with Dree Hemingway (Mariel’s daughter) and she’s due soon

FWIW I think this situation is highly dubious and probably Armie’s invention

Nikiwonder was basically the surrogate husband and surrogate father when Armie was running around amusing himself. Effie herself said that Armie’s best friend was having an affair with his wife. (This was not a surprise to anyone who watched their social media). On the one hand Nikki was useful to Armie because he distracted Elizabeth and provided a father figure to the children so Armie could pursue his own affairs. On the other hand, Armie would also feel the shame of being cuckholded by his best friend. So I can picture him making up this incident just for the hell of it. Armie has already been shown many times to project sexually on the children.

“Turning his life around” 🙄

R106 You'd think an obsessed frau would have someplace else to vent her obsession then a web site full of gay people.

R105 Quoting "someone on twitter" as an authority is dumb you stupid frau.

I wish him peace and continued sobriety, but he needs to stay away. He's an atrocious actor, and not particularly likable or interesting. He was nearing his sell by date even before the scandal. There is no there, there, with this person.

R11 Listen, these DL queens just trade in baseless calumny. They don't give a flying fuck about what's true vs. what's false. They'd happily drag anyone's name through the mud based on absolutely nothing, and if the person in question has even a tiny bit of celebrity attached to him, they think it's open season. As with most gossip mongers, when they're passing judgment the subtext is always, "I wish I could have gotten away with half as much!"

r106 He abused two women, which he himself admits, you fucking idiot. And he also admits to getting turned on by the idea of rape. That isn't a kink, that's just sick

r114 It wasn't a reference to authority, you fucking moron. It was someone's opinion I agreed with. Good god, the Armie fanfraus really are dumb as fuck.

Sheesh. I've been turned on many times by rape fantasies. I guess I'm sick too. A normal person knowns what a fantasy is, and what role play is, and it isn't real rape, dumbass.

r119 Yeah you are. To have a rape fantasy, you need to be turned on by the idea of rape. It's just like Bryan Singer and guys like him being attracted to underage looking guys. The fact he checks their IDs might mean he's not as bad as a pedo, but he's still attracted to the same thing.

I think he's gone a little beyond the point where a quick redemption would be possible. He's going to have spend some more time selling condos.

He’s become such a joke. Find another line of work.

R116 Spin away hon your client's career is toast.

Lol, the author of the Hammer interview is a gay neo-con. Of course that self-loathing queen wants to defend Hammer and trash the women involved with him.

He seems to be much too absorbed with his "kinks" for it to be harmless. Just thinking about regular sex ALL the time isn't exactly healthy.

When will some of you understand that the results of sexual abuse of kids take many forms? This is not a cut & dry situation. The environment the kid is growing up in also has a large effect on how things turn out. At least with Armie he was able to control himself enough to keep them as sexual fantasy, not reality.

I kind of think he probably would have ended up molesting his kids too. He’s really sexually fixated on them.

The thing that makes me think the entire Niki molestation event if fictional is that Armie says “He used to bathe her and take her potty like normal godparents do”

Normal godparents don’t do this. This is what parents do, or for rich people, a nanny. He’s jealous of Nikki because Nikki usurped the father role from him because Armie was never there. So I think he projected the molestation onto him.

Very potentially dangerous situation for the kids.

Exactly R128, I have never heard of a male godfather bathing little girls. It might be the result of patriarchy and "toxic masculinity", but it is not something that even godmothers usually do, if they are not grandmothers or aunts of the child.

How much youth pastor dick did Armie take?

[quote]Do we think he got to stretch Timmy Chardonnay's hole?

Armie likes them skinny.

[quote]I still want to eat his lovely arse

His ass gets fat when he's not filming.

None of this is making him come across likeable or sympathetic.

Is he a conservative? I thought maybe he’s a Republican with the “woke business” comment.

Tim

His wife and friends self-identified as Republicans, he's given superficial Hollywood liberal positions on social media but my guess is he has no real political convictions

Why should we listen to that fat fuck Tim Dillon?

"Youth pastor"!!!

Okay. He's reading from the Hollywood Book of Bullshit: being accountable, admitting he was an asshole, and of course, he was sexually abused as if that justifies his behavior. Someone's ready for their closeup.

If he's sober, good for him, but his kinks are hardwired and aren't going anywhere anytime soon. Liars just don't stop lying either.

Fuck off, Armie. You had your chance. You're not a good actor. No one's missing you. Please fade the fuck away.

^The fishwives are really having their say!

FUCK YOU 127. Being sexually abused doesn’t automatically make someone a pedo!

From the article from people who actually know what the fuck they’re talking about: “ As to Hammer’s mental state and fitness to be a father, the psychologists were persuaded that he posed no threat to his children or anyone else. “There is a cluster of Mr Hammer’s behavior,” they wrote, “that can be explained by the symptomology of being a survivor of child sexual abuse.” They further determined that “some of Mr Hammer’s attitudes and behaviour towards sex may be compulsive, but not out of control,” and that “concerns about Mr Hammer being a perpetrator of sexual violence are unfounded.” Additionally, “the impression may have been formed that Mr Hammer is sexually deviant and inclined to sexual violence due to the practice of BDSM. BDSM is no longer regarded as abnormal or a sexual deviance because it had been removed from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.... Mr Hammer has certain preferences of BDSM practices which are fetishes and not crimes.”

Ultimately, they endorsed Hammer’s request for partial custody. “Based on Mr Hammer’s clinical psychometric profile, interviews, observation data and collateral information he does not pose a risk to his children,” they wrote. “His psychometric profile does not present psychopathology. There is also no data indicating that Mr Hammer may be a perpetrator of sexual violence nor any paedophilic tendencies.”

Armie and Dan Abrams for my mouth hole

BDSM is deviance people just aren’t ready to admit that.

^Anita Bryant's granddaughter

Does he say if he reported the youth pastor to prevent more kids from being sexually abused?

What the hell is a Nikkiwonder?

I said, "Eat me," and he did.

Nikiwonder was the IG handle of Nick Della Santi

What is a Dionne Warwick?

R149 a corpse

The internet has destroyed the sex lives of famous people. It’s relatively easy to find their kinks and indiscretions.

I was into BDSM for a couple years. The think Armie didn't do, because he's STUPID and doesn't even have a good education, is learn how to do it. I took courses in London and they had doms and subs come and talk and teach and demonstrate. And then you learn by doing it with people in the community. But Armie being a celebrity, and married, and maybe ashamed, avoided "the community" and didn't learn the techniques, the ethics and the psychology.

^ Especially when they fucking post them.

Just ask The Flash.

I want a play-by-play account of the youth pastor molestation.

I think he's a creep, but I believe he was molested. There was a lot of sexual abuse in my family (I wasn't a victim because it was confined to female family members) and the stuff he says rings true.

She’s hilarious

Ten to one the youth pastor never happened

His molestor was an older man. This was his reaction when someone suggested he allowed Kevin Spacey to feel him up.

Also FWIW if the youth pastor story was true, I don’t think he would have done Call Me By Your Name. A youth pastor is what, like 18-20? Too similar to the age dynamic of the movie.

Even if he did have some sort in inappropriate experience with a youth pastor at 13, it didn’t create the trigger of revulsion and anger that being molested by a much older man does.

So, father or grandfather.

Y'all think he really contemplated suicide?

I was aroused reading this article. I want him so bad.

R160 probably only when they announced the fifth nomination went to Christopher Plummer in All The Money in the World

r161 Gather yourself, Luca.

My name is Luca, I live on the second floor.

r152 Well of course he didn't, because he wanted to pursue people not into BDSM themselves, and push them into getting into scenes they didn't understand. Which he admits.

Funny how the loon who insisted the accusers were working with his wife hasn't shown up in this thread, now he's admitted to being an abuser.

The video at R25 does a very good job at explaining how Armie used BDSM as an excuse to abuse people. There’s also a podcast from Dan Savage which talks about this.

A straight guy I was friends with told that the straight BDSM "scene" is awful. Apparently, it's filled with guys that latched on to abuse others and fat chicks with no other way to get laid.

^ I always thought that people being butt ugly was standard with swingers and the like.

Boring Liz interview in Elle

She’s obv holding out for a book deal

I do notice that she lies a lit too (story of their engagement changed from what they’ve told in the past)

A tell-all book (heavily whitewashed in her favor of course) = huge payday, massive bidding war for streaming rights

“I Married A Cannibal”

Chambers is a fake nutcase. Like that concombre crazy married to Alec Baldwin.

There is something extremely fishy about her and the Hammer family money because she was apparently very eager to encourage Effie to speak out, despite the obvious repercussions of it destroying his career and destroying her potential alimony. She somehow got control of the money in the marriage and still has it.

She curated and merched everything about her family. Revolting person.

r172 making stuff up

The Charmies are in the building y’all.

R11 Absolutely, based on what we know now. The psycho who took a stock photo and tried to pass them off as Hammer's bitemarks on her skin is vile and should rot in prison. They tried to destroy him. I didn't care for him before, but as it's the case with every underdog story, I now hope he'll come back stronger. It's scary how quickly your reputation can be ruined by someone posing as you on a fake account quickly made on-the-fly.

You hope he will come back R176, but who will want to watch him?

Liz is so weird ...

Liz was always an unhinged cringefest, but she didn't deserve what happened to her.

Agree with R179. She got on my nerves and she seemed obnoxious and meddling wife, but after all we heard about Hammer, I sympathize with her.

He could eat one of my ribs. Daddy!

I followed them for a long time and Liz seemed normal and very classy at first, I assumed her mounting craziness was due to getting bitten by the famebug, but obviously discovering her husband was a sex-crazed psycho with a cannibalism complex would have contributed to the personality change.

It’s official: Armie lied about the suicide attempt - or has tried to commit suicide unsuccessfully multiple times by swimming out into the Caribbean sea

He told Courtney Vucekovich the exact same thing in text messages provided to Page Six in 2021

r176 Just going to skip over the fact Hammer admitted to abusing those women?

r183 Ha! No wonder r176 is in here trying to discredit her

R179: Liz orchestrated the entire smear campaign against Armie Hammer. She and her PR team colluded with Armie’s exes to destroy his life. She’s completely insane.

Armie might be kinky, but Liz Chambers is the real monster.

Did Liz make Armie text his mistresses from verified social media accounts?

I wish I could suck his toes for 7 minutes straight

Why is it feet people always think others want to hear about their desires

Freaks.

r185 is another idiot making shit up and ignoring the fact Hammer has admitted to abusing at least two of the women

Yeah, no one ever thought about or attempted suicide more than once. And of course having sex with someone then dumping them is definitely abuse. And the percentage of abusers on this forum is…..

Attempted suicide in the exact same way, retold the exact same way? And no, abusing women is abuse, which Hammer admitted to, you dumb cunt.

Haha because, of course.

Rdj is ruining his legacy by trying to rehabilitate this psychos image

Second half of this show is about Armie. Definitely worth a listen. The wife is a lunatic.

Can you just summarize it for us

R195 It's a setup. Effie won't sign on any of it because he can sue the shit out of her. They're all a mess, but he is getting screwed by these women. The wife is nasty piece of work.

Ugh Elizabeth signing on to do that series is so foul. Just go take care your goddamned kids and run your bakeries and don't make a further media spectacle out of your shit with their father. When my parents got divorced they insisted on putting me in the middle and it was hell.

The cancel crowd can't and won't see the set up. The media doesn't care. They made money off the sensationalist clickbait.

He really didn't do anything wrong. And yes, the wife is a psycho.

His insane wife couldn’t let that article run without retaliation. She got yet another wretched liar to claim Armie roughed her up and take him to court.

Armie’s lawyer states that Armie never met this latest nutcase, and had photographic proof he was in L.A. on the date she claimed the woman incident took place in NY. So she changed her story claiming she got the date wrong, but Armie had proof he wasnt in NY on the second date as well. The case was thrown out today.

Poor Armie. These crazy cunts are never going to stop abusing him. He’s going to have to document every day of his life to fend off these bullshit attacks.

#teamarmie

r200 And that's his wife's fault how?

[quote]Ugh Elizabeth signing on to do that series is so foul. Just go take care your goddamned kids and run your bakeries and don't make a further media spectacle out of your shit with their father.

I don’t care for either one of them but this is some cold shit. A crass, sleazy money grab. She’s no better than he is.

r193 Armie must suck a mean cock.

He should sue the media companies publishing this junk.

R9 it's usually "a man of faith" and this not truly who they are.

[quote]She’s no better than he is.

Let's see, he's abused women, took his daughter out on a walk as cover to have sex with his mistress, is turned on by rape, and is a drug addict who cheated on the drug tests he was required to see his kids.

She has agreed to do a tacky reality show.

Yeah, totally the same.

As I’ve said before I’ve always felt this was a sham marriage

The story changes but the gist of it was that they had dated but were friends and seeing other people when he proposed to her

So they get married but already early in the marriage Armie is already doing interviews where he hints that they are not sexually compatible which is immensely strange

The marriage of begins to fall apart the second child but they stick through it and announce divorce after ten years (google California ten year law)

So later we learn that Armie is basically cheating the whole marriage but she is still sticking with him for ten years

Now that would sort of indicate that she is sticking with him to get the most out of alimony but she apparently wants to destroy his employability post-divorce which would eliminate the alimony, and meanwhile he is suing for joint custody despite having actually abandoned his family during the pandemic? And she is still opening bakeries somehow, but note that she doesn’t open them in LA. She opened two in Texas where she does not live and one in Denver where her sister lives.

So my theory is that Armie was denied his inheritance unless he selected a suitable wife approved by his parents and they selected Elizabeth whom they already knew and once they got married they gave control of the trust to her

I think Elizabeth may have tried to make the marriage work because she liked being a Hollywood wife but she started the bakery business to give her something to do when she inevitably left him and moved back to Texas or to Denver

I think having two children gave her total control over whatever inheritance Armie was due and post divorce he is asking for joint custody because he actually is expecting her to pay him alimony out of that trust. That’s why she wanted to destroy him, if he gets no custody he gets no alimony.

Additionally if he was actually spilling his secrets on Datalounge, he literally does say she controls the money

The word 'if' doing a lot of work there

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How is his son Ford?

R208 I went to college with a lot of wealthy bro-y types and met lots of guys like Hammer there. They all got married in their late 20s/early 30s, because that's what men from those backgrounds do. They find a socially acceptable woman and marry her. Then, they have kids, do the family thing, all while cheating on the side. Wives look the other ways as long as it's kept secret.

Yes except Hammer never went to college and got married at 24. The Hammers were also removed from traditional high society circles having lived many years in the Cayman Islands.

I definitely believe Elizabeth appealed to him as a mommy-wife who could manage things for him as his career was taking off, but there are too many questions about the money that make me think it was involved in his decision to marry. Armie was a workaholic and could potentially make millions for years to come and yet she chose to destroy all that alimony?

[quote]r32 Michael Hammer, heir to a $40 million fortune, died in November at the age of 67 from cancer. Michael's second wife, Misty Millward…

Of course she would be named Misty.

[quote]Armie was a workaholic

LOL what? He hired people to do the research for his roles for him.

I guess everyone knows an old female fuck buddy of hammer filed for an order of protection in CO but it was dismissed because neither the fuck buddy who claims he went off the rails with rough sex or hammer showed up for the court date earlier this month. The incident supposedly occurred last September 2022

Until he’s shows peen and ass, I’m done with this one.

Another bit of oddness is that when Hammer abandoned his family in Cayman he apparently did not have access to any money and Elizabeth had the locks changed and would not allow him into the house that they owned in LA. He apparently had to stay at actor Jonathan Tucker’s non air conditioned pool house. Surely he would have had access to money he made from his own projects via monthly residual payments to his loan-out corporation? At the very least gotten a loan or line of credit from a bank?

Very odd situation.

Unless they were already heavily in debt and he couldn’t get another loan. Elizabeth was practically setting money on fire, flying first class every week.

Remember when he had to throw out in the garbage his beloved S&M mannequin when they sold the Hancock Park house because he didn’t have enough money for a storage space, so sad.

r219 What's the source for that?

Nobody in this thread can read r217. How stupid you all are who want to wag your tongues over AH gossip yet can’t read.

The pool house gossip was from DeuxMoi. Armie was apparently bringing girls over and having sex outside and the neighbors were complaining.