6’7” stud Shaun Hampson on Australian Survivor

Outstanding!

FUCK him. It's about LaPaglia. How old is this guy? He's been around.

GodDAMN

Seems like a but-her-face in R3.

I’m moist down under!

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Goddamn. I’d climb that guy without a net.

And LaPaglia looks amazing.

Is anyone watching new AU Survivor on Net10? Shaun's back along w/a bevy of hotties and no "woke" casting like last few seasons of US

HUGE penis!

Sweet baby Jesus, what a fine male specimen! I'd spread my legs for him faster than you can say "Vegemite".

Love the budgie-smugglers. The board-shorts guys should be voted off the island for that very reason.

[quote] Apparently he’s married to a very homely woman 15 years his senior. Oh god why.

That sounds familiar. Is this a uniquely Australian affliction?

Where are his nudes?

seriously, board shorts are basically man-boy diapers

Shaun is fucking gorgeous, and there’s plenty of other hot guys on AU Survivor. I wish Paramount + had not dropped it, the eye candy was stellar.

Shaun is a nice person as well as being very beautiful.

Mr La Paglia has a very long nose.

Where's the beef?

Super-tall guys are generally NOT well hung, right?

"Amazing legs too for such a tall guy." OP, you're short, aren't you?

R20 how big is your pinga?

r21 more than you could take.

R22 very obviously does not know the bottom-whore at R21

R22 whip it out and post a pic you horny hunk!

[quote]FUCK him.

Okay.

[quote] Apparently he’s married to a very homely woman 15 years his senior. Oh god why.

I see no problem.

[quote]Apparently he’s married to a very homely woman 15 years his senior

She's not homely, I think she used to be a model

Dudes with big cocks always want those tight skinny bitches so they can stretch them wide open

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I've got my ass spread for R20's wicked willy

Lapaglia starred in a short-lived series called Seven Days many years ago. I remember very little about it, other than an episode where Mr Lapaglia spent a very long time taking a shower and then wandering around in a state of undress looking for clothes to wear.

He was spectacular. I feel certain that that episode must have been written by a gay man. I’m off now to see if it’s on Youtube.

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He has the teeniest speedo package ever (simon too) and a flat butt. plus he's a cucky goody two shoes who thinks himself heroic.

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Jonathan is very bruto bello.....those guys usually are packing for DAYS

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Just looked through the pics.

All these men have exactly the same body, the same grooming, the only thing different might be tattoos.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not an idiot, I would lick any of them head to toe if I had the chance.

But, it's also a tad boring. I suppose it's just me that feels a bit like this? I don't hate it at all, I just wish there was more variety. If I HAD to make a choice, I guess I just prefer slimmer, toned men as well, maybe.

R42 Agreed. But what can you do? Fucking casting.

So we can't watch this in the States except on Youtube?

Oh please, Megan Gale is a "very homely" woman? She was a mega-famous model in Europe and just returned to the catwalk after 15 years.

[quote]So we can't watch this in the States except on Youtube?

I've been using Kodi.

I'm a few episodes behind, but I don't understand WTF is going on with these people. I'm particularly thinking about the last 2 episodes I've watched (10 & 11).

[SPOILERS AHEAD]

So Jordie & Liz wave their idols in Nina's & Hayley's faces and N&H suddenly agree to vote with them? Because if they don't, Jordie & Liz will vote for one of them instead? Hello??? Neither Jordie nor Liz would know that Nina & Hayley didn't vote with them until [bold]after[/bold] the votes were read, so how could they vote for them? Then, to make matters worse, Nina & Hayley go running to Shaun & David and get them to agree to vote off Sammy along with them, Jordie & Liz. I'm really not understanding the thought processes here [italic]at all[/italic]. Everyone on the tribe hides this knowledge from Sammy and it is only when the lightbulb finally goes off for Shaun at Tribal Council that he gets David & Simon to vote for Jordie instead, in order to call his bluff. The girls, however, still vote for Sammy because they are afraid of what Jordie & Liz might do.

Then, in the next episode, Sammy is upset because he no longer trusts anyone. So what does he do? Sidles up to Liz and Nina -- 2 of the people who voted to evict him -- and cuts ties with Shaun & Simon -- 2 people who [bold]didn't[/bold] vote for him. Because that strategy makes perfect sense.... Sammy at least stays true to his best-est bud David. You know, David: the guy who lied to him and didn't tell him that he would be voting against him and sending him home. smh

I also love the way Simon is all boo-hooing over voting out Jordie. Jordie -- the guy who betrayed you, Simon, and threw you under the bus a few days ago and hasn't been able to stand being around you since. Yeah, that Jordie.

Is the editing so bad that they can't craft an intelligible story or are these people really that fucked up? I can't decide. Once Shaun & Simon are gone, however, I think I'm done with the show, since I can't stand most of the remaining contestants. Especially the "Spice Girls". (I often root for reality show villains, but these are so reprehensible, I can't.)

I imagine lots of overhanging foreskin.

^^Let's hope so!

R46 ...and cheeses

Did Simon try to grab Shaun's junk in recent episode looking for hidden immunity idol?

Big boy. Nice.