Tom Brady…

He fucked up his marriage by coming back, then he decides to throw in the towel. I doubt she’s coming back to you Tom.

She’s better off.

And so is he.

Now, he and Gronk can finally be together!

He will marry some white trash 20-something and run for the Senate. As a conservative Republican.

Can he finally eat a cheeseburger and a rack of ribs? He needs to eat before he wastes away.

R5, the reason he looks great is because Gisele taught him how to care for himself. The right diet and training made him last as long as he did.

Don't cry for him, Argentina.

The epitome of Drama Queen

He's got a hot young girlfriend now. Big knockers

Any chance he will reunite with his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen?

Would Tom and Gisele have divorced if he didn't announce his retirement last year--and then un-retire 40 days later?

A hearty fuck off to Tom for taking that $1 million in PPP money

^^Brady is a greedy, nasty bitch.

I wonder if he came out of retirement for one year just to get rid of his wife.

R14 That’s what I think too.

She has more money than him. Roughly according to Forbes or whatever, she has $400 million, he has $250.

Months after the divorce, he retires and signs a $540 million deal. Which would bring his net worth to $790 million.

She doesn’t get any of it.

I’m sure the divorce was split amicably because Tom wasn’t going to take Gisele’s money. But had he signed that $540 million deal before the divorce, you know she would have wanted in.

So it’s making sense.

Similar situation happened to my Uncle. His wife for divorce and he made it happen quickly and a few months later he became a partner to his law firm and his money quadrupled. She’s living in the half a million dollar house they lived in and his new house is about $2 million. Lol.

There’s a Vanity Fair cover story coming soon in which Gisele opens up about the divorce.

Is Brady actually straight?Because he sure AF doesn’t come off as such, to me.

I doubt these two were ever madly in love. That’s just not the vibe they gave off, despite the media’s insistence on that having been the case.

He just seems so sexless to me. I have a hard time picturing him making out with anyone. Other than his sons, I mean..

Every time I see photos of that guy I scratch my head in disbelief that anyone on the planet finds him attractive. His face is simply ugly, especially when he smiles.

Tom Brady has always seemed asexual to me.

His only passion in life has been his football career.

[quote]I have a hard time picturing him making out with anyone.

I can picture him making out with a guy.

Agree with R19. He's nothing to look at, compared to so many other players.

When he left the Patriots after twenty years, he never acknowledged those fans. Fuck him.

R6 He looks great because of botox. You think if a 45 year old man follows the "right diet" and "training" then his face will remain tight as a drum and wrinkle-free? Bless your heart. You probably also believe he's rich because he's smart.

Did he French his son to celebrate?

He has the head of a cro-magnon and yellow teeth. HARD PASS.

He dated a succession of bimbos prior to Gisele, Tara Reid was one of them.

She would drunkenly stumble around Gillette Stadium on game days, rooting on her guy.

In his early years with the Patriots, Tom lived in a condo at the Quincy Marina. He came home one night and found two young women who had broken into his residence. Rather than call the police, he asked them to leave.

R27 Were these the bimbos in question?

[quote] He fucked up his marriage by coming back, then he decides to throw in the towel. I doubt she’s coming back to you Tom.

He's counting on it. He was always ready to trade-in the bossy snatch for a much younger, more docile model. He blew up his marriage this way so he wouldn't necessarily look like the bad guy.

[quote] Agree with [R19]. He's nothing to look at, compared to so many other players.

He's quite handsome for his age and considering how much physical trauma he has suffered in his years playing football.

He'll get millions for some crappy sports announcing job on TV.

r30, I do not disagree but it is striking to me how much more handsome he was just a few years ago. In the last several years he started agin pretty quickly. Must be stress.

R24, yes I do. Some people have it. Good genes and the right lifestyle make the difference. And a big fuck you to you. Apparently you know nothing about quarterbacks and football.

Fuck your blessed heart!

Kim Kardashian is looking for a home in his neighborhood. Pimp Mama Kris would love for Kim to hook up with Brady but if he is smart he will stay the hell away from her.

Fag!