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Sarah Huckabeast's latest fashion statement

Her gay stylist must be the one who used to do Meghan McCain's hair on The View. Subversion from within.

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by Anonymousreply 148February 1, 2023 3:52 PM

Is she wearing a Laura Ashley bedspread?

by Anonymousreply 1January 26, 2023 11:55 PM

She looks amazing!

by Anonymousreply 2January 26, 2023 11:59 PM

She represents the burgeoning prison state of America.

Brings a whole new meaning to the word “SuperMAX”

by Anonymousreply 3January 27, 2023 12:00 AM

… and also, “cunt”

by Anonymousreply 4January 27, 2023 12:01 AM

*Horizontal* stripes??? She has to be trolling us.

by Anonymousreply 5January 27, 2023 12:02 AM

Has she lost weight?

Nah, didn't think so.

by Anonymousreply 6January 27, 2023 12:02 AM

I can't tell if she's just fucking with us. Everybody wide knows about horizontal strips and black and white? It's gotta be a troll move like r5 said.

by Anonymousreply 7January 27, 2023 12:04 AM

Also, those KNEES

by Anonymousreply 8January 27, 2023 12:05 AM

She’s serving up Hamburglar realness.

by Anonymousreply 9January 27, 2023 12:15 AM

Her stylist must hate her. Everyone knows fat chicks should wear vertical stripes.

by Anonymousreply 10January 27, 2023 12:16 AM

All overweight women are always hideous. No fat chicks.

by Anonymousreply 11January 27, 2023 12:19 AM

Stunning and brave ....

by Anonymousreply 12January 27, 2023 12:19 AM

Exactly - No Fat Chicks.

by Anonymousreply 13January 27, 2023 12:22 AM

You don’t get it. She’s representative.

by Anonymousreply 14January 27, 2023 12:22 AM

This wouldn't fly in Columbia, Missouri.

by Anonymousreply 15January 27, 2023 12:28 AM

No, not all big women are hideous. This one definitely is. She's sloppy, has less than zero style sense and definitely doesn't dress as a mature professional woman.

Short dresses and skirts, bare legs, uncombed messy hair? Geez, she should have some self-pride and get a stylist! I'm sure her tacky appearance kept the lecherous former president away, but she's a damn governor now.

by Anonymousreply 16January 27, 2023 12:30 AM

She’s a Huckabee.

Needs to get down to Houston and see Dr. Now.

Start with a 1200 calorie diet.

by Anonymousreply 17January 27, 2023 12:30 AM

Fat knees are not something that should ever be uncovered.

by Anonymousreply 18January 27, 2023 12:31 AM

Arkansans deserve everything they get for electing this she-beast Swamp Thing cunt their governor.

by Anonymousreply 19January 27, 2023 12:38 AM

[quote]No, not all big women are hideous.

Yes, they are. Ugly inside and out.

by Anonymousreply 20January 27, 2023 12:38 AM

Fat, fat, the water rat!!

by Anonymousreply 21January 27, 2023 12:42 AM

Sarah! How many times must we remind you? It's VERTICAL stripes that are slimming! I mean, just look at us!

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by Anonymousreply 22January 27, 2023 12:45 AM

^dog torturer & killer in that pic

by Anonymousreply 23January 27, 2023 12:48 AM

Yes, R22, but what she really should have learned from that pic was to stick to solids.

And thank the FUCK out of her orthodontist!

by Anonymousreply 24January 27, 2023 12:51 AM

She is one of the most hideous women I have ever seen in my life. And her beliefs/opinions are just as hideous as her looks.

by Anonymousreply 25January 27, 2023 12:54 AM

She’s hideous.

by Anonymousreply 26January 27, 2023 12:55 AM

Bitch Stole My Look

by Anonymousreply 27January 27, 2023 12:59 AM

Does that clothing store where gross, pathetic fat women shop still exist?

by Anonymousreply 28January 27, 2023 1:02 AM

Excuse me, but isnt this the point where we all start screeching in unison:


by Anonymousreply 29January 27, 2023 1:03 AM

Doesn't she own a mirror? Or look at a picture from the media? Her choices only accentuate every flaw she has with her body. She must hate herself.

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by Anonymousreply 31January 27, 2023 1:38 AM

Horizontal stripes only accentuate the fact that your are significantly overweight (obese).

by Anonymousreply 32January 27, 2023 1:39 AM

WOW! Diamond has only been dead three weeks and she already stole her best dress from her ? For shame !

by Anonymousreply 33January 27, 2023 1:41 AM

OP - where are the trees DEEP GREEN in January? Since you say this is her "latest" fashion statement.

by Anonymousreply 34January 27, 2023 1:43 AM

Her party’s symbol is the elephant.

by Anonymousreply 35January 27, 2023 1:49 AM

Probably too casual for a governor but at least it isn’t a beach muumuu:

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by Anonymousreply 36January 27, 2023 1:50 AM

It's from 2021...

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by Anonymousreply 37January 27, 2023 1:52 AM

To be fair -- she was planning to perform "Jailhouse Rock" at karaoke later that evening.

by Anonymousreply 38January 27, 2023 1:54 AM

Looser, less casual slacks and she'd look fine in that, r36.

by Anonymousreply 39January 27, 2023 1:57 AM

Between this and that other yellow mini-dress she must think she’s the Seventh Partridge.

by Anonymousreply 40January 27, 2023 2:00 AM

She should shop at Mr. Pinky's Hefty Hideaway!

by Anonymousreply 41January 27, 2023 2:01 AM

Someone hand her a ham sandwich and put her out of her misery.

by Anonymousreply 42January 27, 2023 2:08 AM

At this point, I think euthanasia is in order.

by Anonymousreply 43January 27, 2023 2:10 AM

What is wrong with her?

by Anonymousreply 44January 27, 2023 2:17 AM

What sounds or noises do you think she makes when she orgasms?

by Anonymousreply 45January 27, 2023 2:22 AM

^^% not so much a sound, as a request to the Golden Corral staff to let her know when the buffet has been replenished

by Anonymousreply 46January 27, 2023 2:25 AM

[quote]What sounds or noises do you think she makes when she orgasms?

The answer to your question....

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by Anonymousreply 47January 27, 2023 2:33 AM

Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.

BEETLEJUICE...ah, fuck! A sandmonster!!!

by Anonymousreply 48January 27, 2023 3:50 AM

[quote]At this point, I think euthanasia is in order.

Hey! Leave us out of this! Haven't we suffered enough?

by Anonymousreply 49January 27, 2023 4:26 AM

Is she with child?

by Anonymousreply 50January 27, 2023 6:22 AM

[quote] It's from 2021...

Correct. She has really stepped up her fashion game since then.

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by Anonymousreply 51January 27, 2023 6:45 AM

Still showing the knees at R51 and her face looks even uglier, if that’s possible. Her stylist while she was with Trump was actually better than whoever she has now.

And I hate her dog killing brother, and her whole family for not shunning him. These people are vile.

by Anonymousreply 52January 27, 2023 7:39 AM

Well, she IS the governor of a deplorable state. She should dress like shit. Her constituents are shit. Redneck filth, the lot of them.

by Anonymousreply 53January 27, 2023 1:24 PM

Daddy called her “my princess”, so Arkansas royalty is affirmed.

by Anonymousreply 54January 27, 2023 1:45 PM

She must be trolling. No way could someone as fat as her put that outfit on and think they look good.

by Anonymousreply 55January 27, 2023 2:41 PM

^I think so too; "oh, you think that outfit was bad? Well check this one out!" I mean, I guess if you're going to be ugly inside & out, you may as well own it.

by Anonymousreply 56January 27, 2023 3:07 PM

Her fashion advisers

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by Anonymousreply 57January 27, 2023 3:31 PM

[quote]She must be trolling. No way could someone as fat as her put that outfit on and think they look good.

Obviously, you have never seen some of the outfits which Meghan McCain wore on 'The View' during her tenure ? MM was the size of a baby hippo and dressed like she was a size 2.

by Anonymousreply 58January 27, 2023 3:32 PM

People would probably make fun of her if she wore hose, no one under the age of 150 wears hose anymore, but tights/leggings are very in right now, and they're a fat girl's best friend, especially with knees like that.

by Anonymousreply 59January 27, 2023 3:35 PM


I'm guessing the Glad garbage bag was too tight on her.

by Anonymousreply 60January 27, 2023 4:30 PM
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by Anonymousreply 61January 27, 2023 5:36 PM

Even the Hindenburg knew better than to wear horizontal stripes.

by Anonymousreply 62January 27, 2023 6:02 PM

I keep looking for the ropes they use to tether her down while turning corners.

by Anonymousreply 63January 27, 2023 6:07 PM

The rootin' tootin' cowgirl outfit was particularly heinous.

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by Anonymousreply 64January 27, 2023 6:11 PM

[quote]especially with knees like that.

Where are her knees? I don’t see them, all I see is fat folds.

by Anonymousreply 65January 27, 2023 6:11 PM

Her brothers are in their 40s and never married. Not even gold diggers are coming around for them. Are they incels?

by Anonymousreply 66January 27, 2023 6:18 PM

That restaurant in Virginia did her a favor when they kicked her out. She could go a few months without eating.

by Anonymousreply 67January 27, 2023 6:25 PM

She's the Hamburglar's wife.

by Anonymousreply 68January 27, 2023 6:36 PM

She isn't even wearing a waist trainer...and those shoes! It's hideous!

I love this look on her.

by Anonymousreply 69January 27, 2023 6:37 PM

This picture was taken just before Sarah uncrossed her legs and gave the audience a show that they were not prepared to see.

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by Anonymousreply 70January 27, 2023 6:56 PM

So in need of attention that they’ve taken to flat out embarrassing themself maybe?

by Anonymousreply 71January 27, 2023 7:18 PM

R64 That outfit in the pic looks tacky even for a barn square dance.

by Anonymousreply 72January 27, 2023 7:25 PM

Nice legs, shame about the face, R70.

by Anonymousreply 73January 27, 2023 7:29 PM

Girdles & long skirts were created for a reason.

Even Trump wears a girdle. SHS needs to get the clue.

by Anonymousreply 74January 27, 2023 7:33 PM

She looks like a retarded test pattern.

by Anonymousreply 75January 27, 2023 7:49 PM

I like it. Good odds that someday she'll end up in prison stripes anyway.

by Anonymousreply 76January 27, 2023 7:49 PM

She looks like a product of incest. Are we sure her parents aren't blood relatives?

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by Anonymousreply 77January 27, 2023 7:57 PM
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by Anonymousreply 78January 27, 2023 8:07 PM

Her knees look like thumbprints.

by Anonymousreply 79January 27, 2023 10:58 PM

Those knees look like chewed-up acorns.

by Anonymousreply 80January 27, 2023 11:23 PM

[quote]She looks like a product of incest. Are we sure her parents aren't blood relatives?

The entire family looks inbred. She's actually the most normal looking one.

by Anonymousreply 81January 27, 2023 11:55 PM

There is no excuse for this lack of effort. I've got to believe there are some people in Arkansas who wish to hell she would stop this.

My sister has her same dimensions. She looks so much better than SH. She too, had a job that put her in the public eye.

My sis wears trousers for work. Not denim, not sweats, not skinny jeans, but nice professional looking, wider cut trousers that are the proper length.

The key are her tops. They are cut to a longer length and aren't tucked in. They always properly cover her. No low cleavage, no sleeveless. In hot weather, elbow length sleeves are the shortest she'll go.

"I'm a big woman", she told me, "I'm not fooling anybody. So, I always make sure I'm covered properly and look at least somewhat polished."

It takes effort, and quite frankly, some respect for your audience, which makes me wonder if SH carries a hostility for her constituents.

by Anonymousreply 82January 28, 2023 12:05 AM

She will soon be required to do news conferences in Cinemascope.

by Anonymousreply 83January 28, 2023 12:10 AM

Her husband is cute. Obviously a gold digging situation.

by Anonymousreply 84January 28, 2023 12:11 AM

She's worth her weight in gold.

by Anonymousreply 85January 28, 2023 12:12 AM

R1, 😆 🤣 😂. I hollered. Funniest shit I read all day.

by Anonymousreply 86January 28, 2023 12:12 AM

Her state's most important corporation is Walmart. So this is on-brand for Arkansas.

by Anonymousreply 87January 28, 2023 12:14 AM

[quote] I've got to believe there are some people in Arkansas who wish to hell she would stop this.

I wouldn't be so sure.

by Anonymousreply 88January 28, 2023 12:29 AM

She gets her clothing from a local designer: Arkansas Correctional Industries.

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by Anonymousreply 89January 28, 2023 12:36 AM

"I'm not wearing any panties, boys."

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by Anonymousreply 90January 28, 2023 12:39 AM

So slimming!

by Anonymousreply 91January 28, 2023 1:39 AM

Back in Hot Springs, she was nicknamed “Tiny”.

by Anonymousreply 92January 28, 2023 9:30 AM

I see her thighs have cornered the market on cellulite.

I hope the voters of Arkansas live to regret their decision to vote this sow into the governor's office.

Oh, have you see her father recently? The latest images show he has obviously popped his lap band.

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by Anonymousreply 93January 28, 2023 10:26 AM

"This woman is fat !

She's so fat her thighs are going condo !

I asked her, 'What would you like on your hamburger ?' , she said 'A hot dog'.

Mosquitoes see her and scream 'buffet!'

She puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.

She's the only woman I know who stands in front of her microwave and yells, 'HURRY!' "

by Anonymousreply 94January 28, 2023 6:59 PM

Love this website! It says Huckabeast's measurements are--get this--36-30-36, and her dress size is a 4. 146 pounds...not including her hips, legs or feet.

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by Anonymousreply 95January 28, 2023 7:05 PM

[quote]measurements are--get this--36-30-36, and her dress size is a 4. 146 pounds...not including her hips, legs or feet.

She’s easily 246 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 96January 28, 2023 7:30 PM

Lane Bryant put out a public statement that Sarah Huckabee is NOT a customer of theirs, and therefore they are not responsible for the clothes she wears.

by Anonymousreply 97January 28, 2023 7:59 PM

R77, no.

She’s just ugly.

by Anonymousreply 98January 28, 2023 8:01 PM

She also resembles an MTF.

by Anonymousreply 99January 28, 2023 8:02 PM

She so fat, every time someone says "Hey Kool Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall.

by Anonymousreply 100January 28, 2023 8:22 PM

A classic...

by Anonymousreply 101January 28, 2023 8:24 PM

Dress Barn

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by Anonymousreply 102January 29, 2023 1:44 AM

R94 - You wouldn't believe where an entire family of Mexicans have just moved into !!!

by Anonymousreply 103January 29, 2023 1:52 AM

As my father used to say, "uglier than a dog's ass."

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by Anonymousreply 104January 29, 2023 1:55 AM

^ In that pic, R104, she looks a bit like Ashley "Dead Eye" Jones of Swamp People.

On second thought, maybe they're cousins!

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by Anonymousreply 105January 29, 2023 2:01 AM

R105: Leave my kinfolk alone! Else I knock you in the noggin' with my skillet!

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by Anonymousreply 106January 29, 2023 2:04 AM

WalMart put out a statement - she is not a customer of theirs, and is not wearing their clothing.

I guess the hideous clothing comes from Dollar General ?

by Anonymousreply 107January 29, 2023 3:46 AM

Watch your fingers if you’re holding food around her and she’s hungry.

[quote] Rural resentment, that morsel upon which Governor Sarah Sanders and other Arkansas Republicans feast, is based on distortions and outright lies that are often and easily debunked.

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by Anonymousreply 108January 29, 2023 10:24 AM

The husband is handsome.

by Anonymousreply 109January 29, 2023 8:11 PM

I wonder how the fuck she landed that guy. Beard marriage/agreement?

by Anonymousreply 110January 29, 2023 8:29 PM

r110 She can suck a bowling ball through 10 feet of garden hose.

She got lots of practice with ribs and fried chicken bones.

by Anonymousreply 111January 29, 2023 8:31 PM

R109, do you have your glasses on, hun?

by Anonymousreply 112January 29, 2023 8:35 PM

He’s only hillbilly handsome, which isn’t saying much.

by Anonymousreply 113January 29, 2023 11:36 PM

He gets Sarah's pussy all wet, her sticky pussy juice running down her thighs.

by Anonymousreply 114January 29, 2023 11:53 PM

She has single bros for the DL wanting bear daddies, or elder gays wanting cubs with much extra, or lezzies getting some bear meat to make their cheating gals jealous.

by Anonymousreply 115January 30, 2023 9:33 AM

Do you think she knows that she's fat and hideous?

by Anonymousreply 116January 30, 2023 9:50 AM

Trump probably constantly made disparaging remarks about her body when she wasn't around. Because he bases women's value on how much he wants to fuck them.

by Anonymousreply 117January 30, 2023 12:36 PM

A treacherous flight in an Arkansas storm ending with flaming wreckage wouldn't be enough to lift her fat-ass legacy by an inch.

She's loathsome.

by Anonymousreply 118January 30, 2023 12:48 PM

“Huck” declares a state of emergency due to the current Arkansas weather.

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by Anonymousreply 119January 31, 2023 1:10 AM

^^There's a tornado every time she farts.

by Anonymousreply 120January 31, 2023 1:20 AM

Serving trans realness at r119

by Anonymousreply 121January 31, 2023 2:15 AM

Chances are her gay stylist isn't gay if he let her go out in any of those rags.

by Anonymousreply 122January 31, 2023 2:25 AM

She has such a hideous face. I said this in another DL thread, but Huckabeast probably wishes she looked like Lauren Boebert or Kristi Noem. Boebert and Noem are cunts like her, but they aren't freaky looking like Huckabeast. When the National Governors Association meetings are held, Huckabeast will be pissed when some of the males checking out Noem. Noem is 50 something woman who despite being cunt looks great for her age and you just know Ron DeSantis will be checking out Noem and flirting with her. But Ron will have to pretend not to be disgusted by Huckabeast's face.

by Anonymousreply 123January 31, 2023 2:29 AM

To borrow a line from the Sam Smith thread, “Doesn’t this person own a mirror?!”.

by Anonymousreply 124January 31, 2023 2:29 AM

You don't want to be downwind of Huckabeast when she's wearing her minidresses. The stench could knock a buzzard off a shitpile.

by Anonymousreply 125January 31, 2023 2:30 AM

Remember her tadpole eyebrows and smoky eye look?

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by Anonymousreply 126January 31, 2023 2:31 AM

WTF is that dress in R126

by Anonymousreply 127January 31, 2023 2:34 AM

Motel curtains, r127.

by Anonymousreply 128January 31, 2023 2:40 AM

^She’s found a new motel print dress that will help her appear slimmer. Perhaps she’s beginning to get the message.

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by Anonymousreply 129January 31, 2023 3:09 PM

This photo of what appears to be a George Santos staffer - she's walking behind him - appears in the NY Times today. Do you suppose her outfit is a Huckabeast Hand Me Down?

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by Anonymousreply 130January 31, 2023 8:18 PM

I am not mean to people who are obese. For Pete’s sake though, don’t wear in public clothes that are sizes too small that accent big rolls of fat. Plus-sized people can find tasteful and comfortable clothes if they put some effort into it. Some very fat people are in denial about their amount of weight, and wear two or more sizes too small. They believe if they can get into a dress, shoes, or whatever, it is an acceptable fit.

I am normal weight older male. I prefer a little loose fitting shirts and sweaters. I need comfort. Nothing baggy though.

by Anonymousreply 131January 31, 2023 8:50 PM

[quote]They believe if they can get into a dress, shoes, or whatever, it is an acceptable fit.

I had a (female) friend who used to say, “Just because you can squeeze into it doesn’t mean you should wear it.”

by Anonymousreply 132January 31, 2023 9:06 PM

I'm reminded of the old saying "ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag."

by Anonymousreply 133January 31, 2023 9:08 PM

WOW ! That staffer really should stop reading Oprah's Magazine and convincing herself that she looks good no matter what she wears and how much she weighs as long as she 'owns her truth' !

by Anonymousreply 134January 31, 2023 9:23 PM

[quote]This photo of what appears to be a George Santos staffer - she's walking behind him - appears in the NY Times today.

"Honey, your tits are fallin' — fallin' right off your body!"

by Anonymousreply 135January 31, 2023 9:52 PM

Sometimes ugly people get what they deserve. Same with the fat ones. And those gay ones, oh my… lol

by Anonymousreply 136January 31, 2023 10:19 PM

Coming soon, the new Sarah Huckabee business dress collection. Find it at nearest Walmart.

by Anonymousreply 137January 31, 2023 11:05 PM

Only in a braindead shithole state like Arkansas could this woman get elected governor. Could you even imagine her running for governor in states like New York, California or Massachusetts? She would be a laughingstock.

by Anonymousreply 138January 31, 2023 11:32 PM

Apparently R138 has never heard of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

by Anonymousreply 139February 1, 2023 12:48 AM

Arnold wasn't the same.

by Anonymousreply 140February 1, 2023 12:58 AM

Arnold is more of a moderate Republican.

by Anonymousreply 141February 1, 2023 1:06 AM

R138 Tell me about it.

by Anonymousreply 142February 1, 2023 1:12 AM

I didn't get elected in NY

by Anonymousreply 143February 1, 2023 1:19 AM

R138 forgot Clinton was guv of Arkansas, and then became one of our best Presidents.

by Anonymousreply 144February 1, 2023 2:11 AM

r144 that was a LONG fucking time ago. It's a different world now, Bill Clinton today wouldn't stand a chance in hell of being elected governor of Arkansas.

by Anonymousreply 145February 1, 2023 2:19 AM

Do Sarah & Lindsay have girl talk with each other about the Trump men, politics, and fashion?

by Anonymousreply 146February 1, 2023 6:37 AM

R145 Are you implying the voters in Arkansas became brain dead after Clinton left Arkansas in 1993 ? That in the 80s, they had a voting population which was of high intelligence ?

by Anonymousreply 147February 1, 2023 3:37 PM

They probably at least knew not to put a space before a punctuation mark.

by Anonymousreply 148February 1, 2023 3:52 PM
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