Today's rant - it's Britney (she sounds like a), bitch!

Ggguuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlll

We can follow her on instagram if we want

Her sweetheart image has taken a dump after her Instagram rants.

On top of everything, does she have COVID?

Yikes

[quote] Her sweetheart image has taken a dump after her Instagram rants.

Yeah, and she's still talking about the guy at Jack in the Box who dared to speak to her.

She already took down the post.

Enough with the shit emojis. I hate that emoji.

This is the first IG post that is conclusively saying: She Needs Help!

Crazy as a shit house rat!

The first, R6? Maybe her first today.

LOL she deactivated her page yet again.

Sam was probably pissed off about that last part where she declares she's giving her love and getting a dagger in her heart back in return. So she tells him to eat shit.

Or someone else, who the fuck knows with this ping pong ball.

How do we know she’s writing these posts? Maybe someone is gaslighting her.

Poor Sam. I don't care that he's a gold digger. I feel bad for him.

r10 because this is exactly how she writes. No one is gaslighting her. She's doing a mighty fine job being her little ol' crazy self.

"Being good can and will wrap things up in a seashell 🐚"

A what now?

How do you know, [R12]? We’re you her English teacher?

I kind of do too, R11. He has to stick his dick in her crazy box, watch her weird twirling, look into her scary eyes, listen to her Southern twang ranting. He's gonna earn every cent he gets.

Huh?

I’m surprised OP was able to actually decipher any of this.

I’ve always had compassion for Britney, but this is bad. Real bad.

I’m guessing she hasn’t slept in days.

Ugh.

Does she think she's participating in one of those "rap battles"?

Does she think?

IMO, she always seemed mean and bitchy. Only now, people are starting to notice it.

[quote] Living the lavida loco life

I think I just had a stroke reading this.

This is sad. This is so sad.

Whose insane scattered ramblings are more pitiable? Britney's or Sessums'?

Someone call her dad

“being good can and will wrap things up in a seashell“

So Britney being free….that’s going well!

Her text shows a lot of order. She is obsessed with three. It's very ordered. Notice this:

😤😤😤‼️‼️‼️

It's carefully patterned.

💩💩💩 !!!

For example she doesn't mistakenly put four !!!! or two !!

"Where are we going ???"

"It’s been a while and yepper skepper depper doba du dom day !!!"

She's creative and paying attention. In her mania.

I'm not a mental health professional but I don't think this text would be difficult to decode for clues to both the meaning of the contents, and the kinds of mania on display.

Britney cray cray , loco batshit loco 🤡!!!👋!👌!👹!!!💋!!!!!!!

Who deactivates her account? Britney herself, or one of her handlers?

Eh. I understood it.

r29 = Kanye

When are the nominees for the Nobel Prize for Literature announced?

Are Instagram rants eligible?

Textbook word salad schizophrenia

I like the way she uses punctuation to underline every phrase, like Emily Dickinson.

Thank you for posting that r32. I think it is a good explanation of why people with schizophrenia and schizo-affective disorder often use these non-sensical phrases and "coded" sentences. This is very typical for her writings; I feel there is *some* meaning somewhere in there, known only to her and maybe people closest to her who have inside knowledge of what she obsesses over (her delusions that every woman wants and is trying to steal her man, for instance).

Cops were called in response to this post.

It's clear: Britney is the new Zodiac Killer and her IG posts are the new ciphers!

Thanks, r35, I hadn't heard about that this morning.

I'm surprised the cops responded to calls for a welfare check on her because of *THIS* post...she's had much more wack-a-doodle posts in the past months, but maybe they had some other insider info that prompted a response. I'm interested to see if we'll get more info about this, and seeing that TMZ reported on this, they'll probably have an update if there is one.

The cops did the welfare check because she deleted her IG, not because of a particular post.

[quote] For whatever reason, fans became alarmed, believing the deleted account meant Britney was in trouble ... and called the Ventura Co. Sheriff's Office.

Can't believe the cops did a welfare check due to a deleted IG account.

Do we have a Short Timer Dead Pool? She's not long for this world.

R38, yes she deleted her account right after she made that post.

The same people who pushed #freebritney now feel empowered to send the cops over to do a wellness check whenever they are concerned about her social media behavior?

Talk about jumping out of the pot into the fire.

I've never liked her. The sad little girl act is annoying. Before her meltdown, she had no problem having an affair with Keven Federline (he was married and his wife was pregnant), and Britney flaunted the fact that Kevin was now hers. No remorse, no shame.

[quote] UPDATE

[quote] 1:15 PM PT -- A spokesperson for the Ventura Co. Sheriff's Office tells TMZ it was around 11PM Tuesday night when they started to receive calls about Britney Spears deleting her Instagram account. Authorities went to her home out of an abundance of caution.

Really deleting your social media account is grounds for a wellness check?

If you're Special Lady Britney Spears, then it's grounds for a wellness check.

She posts like the usual "young" woman on the DL.

Word salad as usual. What the fuck is she talking about?

She does sound like a typical trashy idiot on Social media

Needs to ✈️ to the funny 👨🏻‍🌾🏢.

Coke Whore

I love that people expect Didionesque vignettes from the woman who shook her teenage tits to "Hit me baby, one more time!"

I would be humiliated if my fans conducted a wellness check on me

If something tragic did happen those fans would explain, “Well, why didn’t someone do a wellness check!? She was obviously crying for help.”

Exclaim*

I can't even imagine what its like to have an in person conversation with her. She just seems so out of touch with reality.

She has a history of mental illness, of putting her children in danger during a "stand off" with the cops, violent attacks on the press, generally out of control and druggie behavior, etc etc.

Seems like her "fans/vultures" are drama queens and of course the cops will check. For them it's better safe than sorry.

[quote] We’re you her English teacher?

Hopefully, you weren't!

She seems to have no life. Just twirling around her dollhouse and typing on social media. She will collapse without her feverish SOS letters to the world.

R38- There are full-grown adults who believe that Britney Spears was killed late last year (by unnamed nefarious people) and that the person we see in social media posts is either a bad impersonator or an AI creation. Two licensed therapists (who work with actual patients, one in a hospital setting) in my extended social circle are fully convinced of this and post variations of this theory on their private social media accounts at least once a week, where they are always bolstered by a few other colleagues. If anything, Ms. Spears has revealed just as much mental illness in the general public as in herself.

This is how my bi-polar ex BF writes on Facebook in a manic phase.

R59 that is disturbing. A therapist who works in-patient is spreading insane conspiracies.

agreed r61

Oh boy. River Red? She needs help. She should not have social media and needs a better handler.

How do you know it was fans of Britney? ? Could have been anyone in her family monitoring her social media.

R63 What's so bad about River Red?

I think there's a vid floating around out there from a "fan" where they recorded the actual call to the PD to ask for a wellness check? I saw something but didn't click on it. also articles have made reference to "fans" calling requesting a wellness check.

Recording themselves to out on the internet. Putting it in the internet reveals the person who called was an asshole who thought it was fun to bother a superstar. A form of stalking. The force of having the police scare her after she’s already apparently not feeling great. It’s overage. It was done to be abusive, not help.

*put on the internet

R65 it's kind of like calling yourself Aunt Flo.

Apparently there's some movie called "River Red" who sets out to kill his alcoholic father so the cycle of violence doesn't perpetuate? I read this somewhere but I haven't seen the movie.

R26 that's a nice observation.