Paris Hilton Is a Mom! Star Reveals She and Husband Carter Reum Have Welcomed a Baby Boy

I hope they slathered that kid in Zovirax coming out or did a cesarean.

She had a surrogate. I'm glad she didn't make a big fucking deal out of the whole thing. Oh god, Paris, are you getting some class? Say it isn't so!

She must have aged out and had to settle for this guy, back in her heyday she would have put her nose up and laughed at him.

The child would be better off raised by wolves. Hopefully he will have a good nanny.

I hope they get a good nanny because there's no way she's going to remember to feed that thing.

The businesswoman and media personality, 41, and husband Carter Reum recently welcomed their first baby together, a son, via surrogate.

I wonder what they'll name it. I'm betting that it turns out to be something surprisingly normal.

Who is the father?

[quote] I wonder what they'll name it.

That’sHot Hilton

"Aren't she and hubby both gay?"

Last time I checked Gay people have the same reproductive bits as straight people 🙄

Oh, r1, aren't you precious! Paris ain't birthed no baby!

I’m happy for them!!

The only thing that comes out of Paris' vagine is her coke baby!

didn't law enforcement have to investigate potential chihuahua abuse?

carter reum is an anagram for armer rectum

[quote]Aren’t she and her husband both gay?

Why ask OP? What difference does it make? Are gays not allowed to have children?

There's an extra M in there, R14. "Re: a rectum," maybe? I'm not good at making anagrams.

She'll put it in the closet and forget about it.

He has a love child he never sees, great father material there.

Good luck, kid!

I can picture her feeding it by throwing cereal it at it à la Trudy Wiegel.

R17 It’s sooooo last season. 👠

Is she somebody one should know of?

Poor little baby. He’s just an accessory to her. She’ll get bored and she’ll hand him off to nannies. Then he will become another useless nepo baby.

Yeah. A live in nanny will be a must. Or the prop will starve to death,

For shame, r22! Paris is the OG Sex Tape star!

This thing where famous women are having surrogates carrying their babies for them is like the Handmaidens Tale. Creepy. Especially Kim and Khlie Kardashian

r26 and this is why fraus should be banned from civilization until they can separate reality from fiction.. go, go live among your own kind and be free

r26 if you're male but just a twat, this works as well

Isn’t it a surrogate so she doesn’t have to go any work or parenting? She’ll probably leave it in the closet when she travels like her poor dead dogs.

Hopefully she'll treat the kid better than her dog

She's my sister from another mister.

HOUSE HIPPO, R27!! I love it!

That ad kinda backfired, though, because most Canadian kids of a certain age were convinced that house hippos were real. :|

R18, Pity.

2023 Mother of the Year

She's not a "Mom", she bought a baby.

Hope the kid makes out better than her string of dead pets.

CPS on speed dial…

I hope she never kisses it.

Must suck to know you could give your child herpes.

Her husband/baby daddy is definitely a coolie sniffer!

You know it!

I wonder if it’s hard for these whores to bond with a baby that came out of someone else’s snatch?

The idea of Paris diapering a baby is almost mind-blowing.

I see a team for baby. Three nannies, a nurse, and a stylist so baby is always photo-op ready. They'll be likely invisible to the public. Except one of three nannies will be visible so Paris can look like worlds best mom ever, while retaining an iota of believability.

If baby has a fat gene add a (second) chef and trainer to the team.

[quote]The idea of Paris diapering a baby is almost mind-blowing.

"Eww, like, how do I make the brown stuff go away?"

R29, See r17.

R40 has never heard of "adoption."

Feed it?! I just feed it last week 😒

She didn't buy a baby. She used her own eggs. She just rented someone else's uterus for 9 months. I don't think she would raise a baby that's not genetically hers. She seems very selfish.

Even Greasy Bear was better than the dude she married. She must have got desperate as she approached 40

I doubt hubby is giving it to Paris as well as River Viiperi did.